Sorry, guys! I'm still kinda busy, but hopefully this'll sorta make up, yeah? I think there's about 13 Q and As. In good news, like I've said, I've been writing answers in my journal, of which my teacher wrote, "There is not a grade high enough for this journal. A+ 100" YAY! I also wrote some of this on the bus. Feel loved 3  My friend Patty's saying. Lol. And in Neassa-chan's letter…lol. Well, it shows I was thinking of you guys, right? 3

Ed- If Al was to die, would you be incredibly angsty for the rest of your days and commit suicide, or would you grieve for a while and then get over it?

Al- -shoves M-rated Elricest fic into his hands- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Uh oh...Ed's going to murder me now...

Roy- Give me some procrastination tips.

Ruby (Valley of the White Petals)- I recently finished your book, and I just have to say that YOU ARE A REALLY ROTTEN OC! Well, sure, you were created by Makoto Inoue in a Real Live Fandom Production, but she? he? it? is not Hiromu Arakawa, so you count as an OC.

Dante- Go jump off a cliff. You suck.

Envy- HOW COULD YOU LET DANTE PUSH YOU AROUND? YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY OVERPOWER HER IF IT CAME TO A FIGHT! WHY NOT JUST RUN AROUND MURDERING RANDOM PEOPLE LIKE A REGULAR SERIAL KILLER?

Luijon- HOW COULD YOU DITCH THAT NICE LITTLE GIRL WHOSE NAME I DON'T REMEMBER THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY? You belong splatted on some rocks below a cliff. Go join Dante.

Heiderich- You're awesome. I wish you didn't die.

Alter-Hughes- -sticks tongue out-

-HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite, or just Hilaria, if you prefer

Ed: I don't think I'd commit suicide, but I'd probably be emotionally wrecked for life. I mean, we're so close and all. But eventually, I think I'd find something (or someone) to help me get over it for a while, but I'd probably be really depressed a lot.

Al: I…didn't need to see that!

Ed: Stop tainting my brother's mind!!!!

Roy: Sure. I'll get to it later.

Ruby: Um…sorry?

Dante: Same to you.

Envy: BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT! You know what happened to Greed? Yeah, well I kind of don't want that to happen to me.

Luijon: …You mean Lydia? Listen, I'm sorry, but I loved Lust, too (I'm a guy; what can I say?). That's not a very nice thing to say.

Heiderich: Thanks. Me too.

Alter-Hughes: …

Ed: If someone asks you about your height again, ask them how tall should a normal boy of your age should be, and then if it's shorter than your current height, then that's... um, bad for you. Don't be offended, besides, it's not your fault anyways, blame the genes!

Sakura-Moonlight

Ed: Don't you mean if it's taller than my current height? If a "normal boy of my age" should be shorter than me, then that means I'm tall, right? But otherwise I agree with you. Cuz I'm not short.

And... Her Weirdness has returned!

To Ed Too-short-to-kick-a-dwarf and Roy Fluffy-Pink-Unicorn:
You can't kill me! I'm already dead! (Evil laugh) And now I'm going to draw you two having sex with EVERY SINGLE GUY ON THE SHOW!

To Winry and Riza:
It's so much fun to annoy them You think I'm going too far though?

To Envy:
(Pulls out the picture of Ed and Roy) You want it? You can use it to blackmail Ed.

One more thing. This time it's actually ADVICE! And I'm asking Marta 'cause she's part snake.

To Marta:
My 15th birthday is coming up in less that two months and I think my parents agree that I can have a pet. I REALLY want a snake, but my mom's so freaked out by them! She thinks snakes are evil (Which is crazy). Do you have any suggestions on how I can convince her that snakes aren't evil and to let me have one for my birthday?

-HisokaYukiko

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HIS SIZE CAN BE COMPARED TO THAT OF A MICRO-ORGANISM!?!? I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE IN FOR THAT!!!!

Roy: (glares) I'd like to see you try. You don't have the nerve to do it!

Winry & Riza: Yes.

Winry: It's kinda funny, but…

Riza: They're going to kill you.

Winry: Especially Ed.

Envy: Haha! Great!

Ed: You'd better destroy that!

Roy: Already taken care of…(snaps fingers and the picture bursts into flames)

Marta: Unfortunately, some people hate snakes so much that they'll never be able to truly get over it. Promise her that she won't ever have to even look at it and keep it in your room. Also remind her that she said you could have a pet, and have your father side with you. Show her websites on snakes that support your beliefs, and ask for something like a green rat snake: harmless and relatively small.

'Ello!! I'm back of course... crazy and weird!

Wrath: -gives him a lot more candy-

Barry: Thanks... So... does that mean I'm crazier than you?

Oh that's right... I'm being chased... -runs and hides behind Lust- Save me from the crazy shrimp and his brother! If you do... I'll turn you human... -holds up the Stone-

Shoushin Wrath:

Barry The Chopper: NO WAY!!!

Lust: Hmmm…sounds like a good deal… ) (evil grin)

Hallo! I'm tired and I'm having school overload (GAH! MY BRAIN!), but I still love you guys enough to write to you. FEEL LOVED!

Ed: Now, now, Ed. Didn't I tell you it was a term of endearment? Why are you acting like I insulted you? No, wait. ((scrolls up)) Yeah, I insulted you. Live with it, shortie.

Al: Thank you for constantly keeping your brother from killing me. ((glompage)) Ahem, anyways. I already tried that, but apparently my Biology teacher thinks playing with dead stuff is the greatest thing ever, so I'm pretty stuck.

Dante: But I had Oreos today! ((bouncing all around)) Hyperhyperhyperhyper!

Wrath: Yay, sugarhigh! ((hands him Oreos))

Roy: Yeah, right, Mr. Pirate. I know if it weren't for Riza you'd be too lazy to do much of anything. And y'know, I think that pirate thing my just catch on. Maybe I'll start calling you Pirate-san...

Winry: Don't hurt him too bad. He gets banged up enough fighting serial killers as it is. Though, he really SHOULD tell you these things...

Riza: Yes, yes I did. But Roy didn't give me a straight answer, so I'm asking you! Please answer the question! ((would have demanded, but is afraid of getting shot))

Envy: ((glomps and hangs on pathetically to ankle)) WHY DO YOU HATE ME?! NOW YOU HAVE TO CROCHET ME A BLANKET TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

Neassa-chan

Ed: I am going to hunt you down and-

Al: Brother! Stop! Um, you could skip school that day. Wait, so you've already privately spoken with her and told her that you're really, REALLY uncomfortable about the whole thing? No chance of an alternate assessment? Hmmm… (A/N Today, in Biology AP for Juniors, they were dissecting pigs. It made me think of this question lol. Unfortunately, that kinda distracted me from my test. Lol. It's ok, though. Um, anyway…)

Dante: Why are you telling me this?

Wrath: YAAAY!!! 3 3 3 3

Roy: One word: NO.

Winry: If he can survive serial killers, he can survive my wrench!

Riza: Oh, I don't know. As long as it's romantic, I suppose.

Envy: First off, I don't HAVE to do ANYTHING! And secondly, THIS is why I hate you!!

Hi I'll start with the shrimp. Heh I must say it's funny how you get so mad at something so LITTLE. You know, LITTLE like you but what is odd to me is that you're short but you still get hit with Winry's tools… Next Winry. Do you know about Psiren? If not you need to ask Ed and if he says he doesn't know what I'm talking about he's lying; Roy can tell you that much. Oh, here, use this hammer in case he still won't tell you (hands her a hammer)(evil grin). Now for Riza. Here take this to keep Roy in line (hands her a big water gun) oh and from what I've heard he has be making fun of you behind your back. Now Pride. You should have killed the kid before, you would have won then. Too bad the good bad guys die, but dead or not I look up to you. Now Envy. Evil or not you're still gay and no matter what you say you still look like a girl. Next Dante. If you're looking for help I'm looking for a job. Heh well I'll be back later.

dark spark alchemist

Ed: You're asking for it!!!!!

Winry: No, actually, I don't. Edward?

Ed: She's just some thief that I helped get arrested! Winry: Then why do people keep asking about her?

Ed: How should I know!?

Winry: You're asking for it!

Riza: Oh, he has, has he?

Roy: No I haven't!!

Pride: Well, I didn't exactly think that he'd come in like he did. Thank you, though.

Envy: NO, I'M NOT!!

Dante: Hm. I'll consider it.

Hey, Hoshi here,

1. Wrath- If someone were to call you a girl at my school, what would you do?

2. Fletcher- I just think you're adorable! And you too Wrath, no matter what! (sorry, my homunculus, Hatred, did that!)

Hoshi-Ryuu

Wrath: Punch 'em in the face. Or kick 'em in the shin.

Fletcher: Thanks

Wrath: …How do you have a Homunculus…?

Hello! Me and my friend were wondering the other day what all of you guys' middle names were? I KNOW you guys have them, so come on, spill it! We guessed that Ed has a really geeky name and that Riza's is something so girly and bad she'd probably shoot someone for saying it out loud!

Also Roy and Maes Hughes-I read this one fanfiction where it was set way in the future when Elysia was all grown up and joined the military like her daddy did, but then she got together with Roy...if you know what I mean...it was kind of weird since Roy is like 30 years older then her and that's his best friend's kid...what do you think of that?

And finally I need some advice! I have these two friends who went out with each other for almost three years and now their broken up and hate each other, but me and my friend don't know how to deal with them. We're friends with both of them and its like their wanting us to choose one or the other. So what should we do?

Well that's all for now, except I bow to Envy for his utter coolness. If there was a fan club, I'd totally be the Vice President! MWAH!

TheShadowedSparrow Ed: No, I don't!

Riza: …No, and for that, I'm not telling you.

Winry: U-um, well, unlike your world, not many people in our world have middle names. Especially the younger generations; they were more popular in Roy and Riza's time, but even then not many people had them. Sometimes a person's middle name is their mother or father's name (not in Ed or Al's case, though); for example, my middle name is Sarah.

Roy: …Are you suggesting that I'm old?

Winry: …No.

Hughes: …(slaps Roy) Elysia! Stay away from him!

Roy: Hey, I'd never do that!!

Ed: coughcoughpedophilecoughcough

Hughes: Roy! I never expected you to be-

Roy: I am NOT!!!

(arguing ensues)

Winry: …(trying not to get distracted by the three-way fighting) Well, don't choose. You can still be friends with both of them. They're going to have to deal with your liking both of them. If they have a problem and refuse to be your friend if you're friends with the other person, then they're just going to scare all of their friends away, which is really their own problem. You shouldn't have to choose between them, and if they have a problem with this, you should let them know how unfair they're being. Maybe you could also try to get them to be friends; hey, you never know until you try!

Envy: Heh, thanks. Why Vice President, though? Why not President?

Hi FMA peoples! I'm back...
to Envy, Ed, and Roy,
I'm terrible sorry for you. Yaoi fangirls are rather frightening, aren't they?
To just Envy,
In spite of killing Mr. Hughes, you are kinda cool. But still evil. However, I don't think it's a mini-skirt.
To Winry,
My sister says, "Hi! I like your tools! Can you conk Ed on the head again?" (aliveinchrist13: sorry, Ed. She made me put it. Please, Winry, don't do it...)
To Shou Tucker,
It was very evil what you did to your daughter, but unlike everyone else, I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you. You're the one who has to live with the guilt 24/7.
That's all for now... Rest assured, I shall be back...

aliveinchrist13

Ed, Envy & Roy: Yeah, tell me about it.

Envy: 'Preciate it.

Winry: Hi! Thanks! Um, I guess I could. He's probably done something…(hits Ed with wrench)

Ed: AH! You don't have to actually listen to her!

Winry: Don't wanna disappoint my fans, now…

Tucker: (whispering) Well, thank you. Yes, see, I was only trying to-

Ed: You dirty bastard!! Do you even know what you've done!? You friggen sacrificed your own daughter!!! That's unforgivable!! Burn in hell!!

Tucker: (still whispering) …Well, that's not very nice.

Ed: Who are you to talk about "nice"!?

I've got a question:

To all the guys of FMA: Okay, I've never actually seen any YAOI pairing stories, but I'm really creeped out. None of you deserve that torture. How do you all feel about it?

PhoenixFire03

All guys: Yeah, it's unanimous. We hate it.

More questions and comments, and just so everyone knows, my friend said she can't die so don't try.

Wrath (movie)-How old are you? I think you're around 14 but my friend (the one with the names) said 8.

(from evil friend) Iron Giant - Why do you prefer young children over the old?

Everyone- SHE TALKS ABOUT THAT EVERYDAY! THAT'S THE MOST 'INNOCENT' OF HER COMMENTS!

Moofy-Fan

Ed: I doubt it. She's as good as dead.

Al: Brother! You can't threaten her!

Wrath: Well, I don't know how long I was on Yock Island for, so I can't accurately say, but 14 is closer than 8.

Al: ……Oh, you mean me? Uhm, I don't know what you're talking about?

Ed: Leave my brother alone! You want a pedophile, go talk to Roy!

Roy: Hey!!

Winry: You call that "innocent"? I don't even want to know anything else she says!!

Everyone: Yeah, agreed.

Envy: You Rock! (even if you are an anorexic, cross-dressing palm tree)

Ed: Drink milk, you'll get taller

Wrath: I love you, but you need to chill.

Greed: I...just... You need to die. NOW!

Al: You can share my kitten with me!

Riza: Have you tried Halo? You'd like it. There's a lot of shooting involved!

AND NOW A QUESTION

Have you ever dressed up as anyone, other than yourself, in the series for fun? (like Halloween or something)

DESTINY
P.S. Who else likes pie?

Envy: …Was that supposed to be something good

Ed: 1, I hate milk and I will NEVER drink that vile…STUFF, and 2, I AM NOT SO SHORT THAT I COULD BE COMPARED TO A POINT IN MATHEMATICS!!!

BakaKonekoRKL: For those who don't know, a "point" in math is represented by a dot (.), but doesn't really take up space. For a better explanation, look it up cuz, even though I wrote this part in math, I'm not too good in the subject :D

Wrath: Uh, yeah. Sure.

Ed: As soon as people stop giving him sugar…

Wrath: Right.

Greed: …I'm already dead. Sorry to disappoint you. (Not really)

Al: Yaaaaay!! 3 :3

Riza: Um, no, I'm sorry. I haven't.

Winry: We don't have "Halloween" in this world. But the military personnel wear the same uniforms, and in the movie Al wore Ed's clothes.

Ed: Pie is really good. Winry and Gracia make the BEST pies.

Winry: Aw, thanks, Ed! Gracia taught me

Hughes: My Gracia's pies are the BEST!

Gracia: Oh, thank you all so much! That's very kind of you to say!

HI! Back with more comments, maybe even a question or two!

Ed:
1.Oh of course it's not anything bad! It's naughty, but not bad.
2.Haha I just read an EdxRoy XD I love 'em! (but shh, don't let my friend know I said that!)

Envy:
1.Of course I appreciate you, you're the coolest person out of FMA AND InuYasha combined!
2.I have noticed that people try to annoy you, not really smart if you ask me...

Dante:
1.I don't hate you anymore! I actually think your kinda cool.

Wrath:
1.Why are you so cute?
2.I hate kids but I would DEFINANTLY adopt YOU!

I would like to take this opportunity to list all the people I DON'T like.
1.Hohenheim. 2.Barry the Chopper. 3.Scar. 4.Lust. 5.Greed (I REALLY DONT LIKE HIM, AND ITS NOT CUZ ENVY HATES HIM!!) and Gracia (Sorry Hughes!)

Love you all! (except people on my hate list!)
CrimsonTears2

Ed: That's kind of what I meant. "Bad" had a large range…AND I DO NOT LOVE ROY!!

Envy: You know, you're pretty cool. I guess.

Dante: Oh really now? Thanks.

Wrath: Uhmm…I dunno. Thanks, but I already have a mommy 3

Hohenheim: …I get that a lot…

Barry The Chopper: Huh? LET ME CHOP YOU UP! :D

Ed: Maybe that's why she doesn't like you…

Scar: …Whatever you want.

Lust: Gee, why would you hate me

Greed: I think it is.

Hughes: WHAAAAT!? How could you possibly not like my wife!?

Gracia: Honey…it's okay! Really!

Sorry, that's all I have time for right now!! Oh, and N.C. Stormeye: I'm working on reading your story right now. It'll prolly be up in the next column. If I have time. Sigh. I have SO many things due this month…Go easy on my, guys!! 3 I can't wait till the summer; I'll have SO much time then! Love ya all, peace!!