Simply Put

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The shortest Sirius/Hermione ever.

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Hermione was in the library. A bookshelf mysteriously made a mysterious portal to the past.

Hermione decided to explore the deep, dark unknown because in this chapter, she has the brain of a chicken.

The portal to the past took her to the 1970s where she met up with the Marauders and assimilated like you wouldn't believe.

Sirius Black thought Hermione was hot and then told her so.

"Like whoa, you're hot!"

"Like whoa, you are too!" Hermione replied, not caring that this was her best friend's godfather and that he was really a good twenty years older and the idea of them hooking up was kind of creepy when you thought about it.

But they ignored the creepy thoughts and kissed each other passionately.

Then Hermione went back into the present. And Sirius still thought she was hot.

The End.