Sorry again for the awful posting! My projects are almost done, though, so things should get back to normal in a week or two. Until then…

A/N This song is copyright of N.C. Stormeye. She has the rights and such to it since she wrote it, so don't try to go using it unless you ask her for permission first!!! The second questions refers to her story "Snow White and the Eight Dwarves".

To Lust: How would you react if someone wrote a song about you?:
Desperation (For Lust from FMA)

Let's be human for a moment
Indulge me
Let's say we all have memories
These things that seem to fade

Is this all the makes a difference
Tell me
Is a past all you need to be mortal
And a future all you need to fade

I've been searching for a way out
Of who I am
Or what I am, per se

But every where I turn
It's another dead end
Wake me up again

I've been driven
To the point of desperation
But I won't let this hope go
No I won't let it go

Because I so desperately
Need to prove that I'm human
If you cut me I bleed, just enough
If you wound me it hurts, just enough

And I'm putting my hopes
In a child's hands
Is it worth all the pain
For that moment of gain

Somewhere within
I'm still the girl in those memories
The one's I hang on to
So desperately

So somewhere inside, I'm mortal
And it's all I can say just to hang on
I've sold myself time and again
And all my humanity's fading
There's a part of me missing, I'm aching
For the last resolution

And the end to the desperation...

And to everyone: How would you feel if a twisted version of Snow White involving everybody really happened? Oh, and please no killing me for this?

N.C. Stormeye

Lust: I like it. It could even just be a poem. This one I like, but if it wasn't so good, I'd probably get annoyed, to say the least.

Roy: …You're going to die.

Ed: I dunno, Colonel, you look kinda cute in a dress.

5 seconds pass and…

Ed: WAIT! I didn't mean it like THAT! I meant…oh, never mind…

Riza: Just be glad that I'm okay in men's' clothing.

Winry: I kinda like my character. Though she hasn't really been in it that much, but I like her all the same.

Envy
-don't let people get to you about your sexuality or gender. You're obviously genderless and you don't care about relationships.

Ed
-how do you feel to know that your dad probably wouldn't have CURED your mother's sickness?
-Do you feel like pulling an Envy and hate your dad again?
-Oh, try reading my fanfiction 'Healing Heartbreak' whenever you can. Be sure not to hate me!

Hohenheim
-I wasn't saying to transfer her soul to another body. I was saying that if you had the Stone, you could have cured her illness like Marcoh did with Elisa when she was a baby with his incomplete stone.

Al
-I've read some fanfictions saying that you're allergic to cats. Are you?
-If you aren't allergic, just wait until you're older and get a place of your own to have a cat.

Roy
-you look a whole lot like Miroku on InuYasha. Heck, you two are even the same type of guys! Here's a picture. shows picture of Miroku to FMA gang

Dante
-Ed may have a liking to Rose, but he really loves Winry. You should have used Winry.

That's all for now!

Harryswoman

Envy: Yes. Obviously.

Ed: Well that's fine but he still should have been there for her AND us. We'd still be whole if he'd stuck around. There will always be a part of me that hates my father, even if it's just a little bit. And if you say "don't hate me", I'm not so sure that I wanna read it…

Hohenheim: Yes, that is true. Sorry, I didn't think that was what you meant. Yes, I could have a probably would have done that.

Al: Um, if I was allergic, why would I wanna get one?

Roy: Uh…I do?

Everyone: Yeah, ya kinda do.

Dante: Kidnapping Rose was much simpler, though, and in manipulating her, I was able to get a new Stone.

HisokaYukiko- Please, give me the site for that pic! I'M BEGGING YOU!

Takes Ed and Roy off to the side where no other cast members can hear her I've tried being nice, and I'm fed up. I'm also PMSing right now, and I want you to know that I have blackmail material. If you two don't share a hot, steamy kiss in front of everyone, I will tell Winry about Psiren and Noa, and an anonymous note will enter the Bradley's office saying that Roy Mustang would do anything to become Fuhrer. The outcomes of my... information... reaching its source will be extremely painful...

Alykat2007

Ed & Roy: ………

Winry: Let us give you some womanly advice.

Riza: When a woman is PMSing…

Winry & Riza: DO WHAT SHE SAYS!

Ed: What's PMSing?

Winry: (slaps forehead with hand) Do you know ANYTHING about women!?

Ed: Not a clue.

Winry: Grrr…Come here! (drags him offstage) I'm gonna teach you everything you'll ever need to know about women!!

Riza: …Poor kid.

Roy: So, um, seeing as Ed's going through health class, we can't kiss (not that we'd want to)! So sorry!

Er, well, if you won't kill me, prepare for bashing. First off, Christianity Ishbalan religion and Alchemy, second, I'll follow D.S.A.'s example, and make up a derogatory nickname for your... deity...ishballama! Third and finally (I'm surprised I'm not dead yet)... I know what you are allergic to...

From,
Teh Okamiluva

Scar: You know, I tried to be nice, but you know what? (blows up The Okamiluva's computer) There. And I'm not allergic to anything.

Scar, dude, you can't hurt me I'm talking using a pc but I have some questions. Ed, you're first. The next time Roy is a jerk to you wait till he is hitting on some girls then run up and hug him saying, "Daddy!!" Do that a few times and he'll quit. Now Roy. To not let this happen make sure he is gone before you start picking up girls. Well I'm done for now, here have some more flowers (hands a lot of flowers to Trisha, Winry & Riza) Oh, and Scar ISHBALASALALALA! By Scar's new foe
Devine Spark Alchemist

Scar: …(blows up Devine Spark Alchemist's computer too)

Ed: Like I did on the train that one time? Good idea.

Roy: Yeah, I know.

Trisha, Winry & Riza: Thanks!!

Envy, why do you have to be so $#&&$#ing hot? Seriously! Quit it, you're driving me up the wall! I love you!

Scar, would you kill me if you met me? Asks while hiding behind friend

Ed, can I play with your hair? It's cool! heh...

Al, can my friend hug you? She loves you!;)

Havoc, I just want to say...YOU ARE AWSOME XD

Hughes, Why did you have to die?:(

Zexy's Girl Envy: Um…thanks…See? A GIRL likes me! So I'm not feminine!!

Scar: (currently in a bad mood due to previous two "letters") Unless you're a State Alchemist or you say "Ishbalalala" or ruffle my hair or something, no, probably not.

Ed: Um, no. Sorry.

Al: Sure:3

Havoc: Thanks! …You wouldn't happen to be around my age, would you?

Roy: Please. She'd rather go out with Envy than you.

Hughes: Budget cut. Just kidding :P

This is for Ed...(I wuv you, Ed!) Anyways, in the fight with Greed how come when he died you were upset? I mean you said you hated Homunculi and for everyone, anyone...have any of you ever crossed over to any other anime before? If so which?

kakashilove123

Ed: Well, he'd just helped me out, and it was the first time I'd ever killed anyone- a Homunculus, no less. Also, I'd come to feel that he wasn't as bad as the others.

Al: Except in fanfiction, nope.

Guten Aben FMA peoples. Told you I'd be back.

To Al,
Our cat just had kittens! Five of them! We wishes you could come and see them in their cuteness 3

To Armstrong,
You should change the color of your sparkles to green, because green would win in a fight against pink! (don't ask how we know this.)

To Gluttony,
Do you think of Lust as more of a parent, owner, or girlfriend? Or have you not considered it?

To Roy,
The "Lizard" on your transmutation circle for flame alchemy is called a salamander, and is the Fire elemental in Greek (I think) mythology. Did you know this?

To BakaKonekoRKL (who is not technically an FMA person, but who deserves to be written to),
Rock on. Thanks for letting me do the Naruto one of these.

All for now. Don't sleep, I'll be back.

aliveinchrist13

Al: Awwwwww!!! Take good care of them!!!!

Armstrong: Sorry, but they're staying. IT'S AN ARMSTRONG FAMILY TRADITION!!!

Gluttony: Lust…

Lust: Take that as undecided.

Roy: No, I didn't. I don't really get into things like that. But thank you.

BakaKonekoRKL: Lol. Well, sometimes I throw myself in here and there when I wanna comment on something. I'll visit your column once I get some free time. That could take a while. Lol.

To Wrath: Well, I created a Homunculus...-points to Hatred- she loves you..

Hatred: WRATHY-KUN!

To Roy: Have you accidentally ever lit yourself on fire?

Hoshi-Ryuu Wrath: …Do you even know how a Homunculus is created???

Roy: No, but I can light you on fire all night long.

Ed: You pervert.

-dances- I'm back!

Wrath: Wow... people love to get you sugarhigh Wrathy-kun... maybe... you should be like me now... -hands him a cup of crack filled coffee- drink up!

Barry: -looks at him- B-But... I am crazier than you... -pouts-

Lust: 0o... I'm so glad you aren't using that crazy/insane face that you use when trying to kill someone... it's scary... -looks at the Stone for a minute, then looks back at her- Hey... how do I know you won't just kill me off then take the Stone for yourself... whoops! -covers mouth- I didn't say anything... -whistles-

Shoushin

Wrath: Nooo, I only like sugary stuff! Coffee tastes like…like…chalk or something!

Barry The Chopper: I'm a SERIAL KILLER. I'm pretty sure that I'm MUCH crazier than you.

Lust: You're really bad at keeping things to yourself, aren't you?

I'm back! Yay!

Envy: I'd be the Vice President because everyone always tries to blame/assassinate the President whenever anything goes wrong. Plus, that way I can help control things to how I like them and not be blamed, because everyone always sticks it to the President! ;) But I do have a question for you; you've lived FAR longer then any of the other homunculus have, so what do you do in your time? Read stuff? Hang out with Dante? What?

Riza: I'm sorry! Please can I know you middle name?

Roy: Did you get to be a pedophile from when all those underage girls fell for Havoc? You should seriously get that problem taken care of, no one wants Fuhrer Pedophile. Remember the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Ed, Al, Winry, Rose, Elysia, Wrath, Fletcher, and everyone else under age: Remember to keep your distance from Roy no matter what he threatens or promises, etc. If he touches you in a 'no-no' spot tell an adult. It will be okay!

TheShadowedSparrow

Envy: Good idea. But then, who's the President that you'd be blaming everything on? I do all kinds of things, from planning our next step out with the other Homunculi and Dante to running "errands" (delivering messages, killing people, you know). I do many different things. But not crocheting.

Riza: Sorry, but I wasn't going to tell you anyway.

Roy: Damnit, I AM. NOT. A. PEDOPHILE!!! So stop filling these children's heads full of lies!!!

Hi everyone! I'm back!

Ed:
1.Really? I was pretty sure you liked Mustang, oh well, could be wrong, I'm not but w/e!
2.Haha you're so clever in the episode where you buy the gold mine! Haha I would have never of thought to tell him to write that he handed it over free of charge...Very cool!

Envy:
1.You think I'm pretty cool? Awesome! -Writes it in diary- I have wanted that to be said to me ever since I started watching FMA!
2.Ok I was watching 2 clips of you on youtube, one was a clip of you talking and I love your voice! Its awesome, the other one you just have to type in 'fma envy bathrooms'. It's hilarious!

Dante:
1.You're quite welcome.
2.You're now kinda like an idol of mine (aside from Envy), you're so mean and manipulative and I bow down to you for that!

Barry:
1.Ha! Just you try it tin can! (referring to when your not human no more) You couldn't chop me up if your life depended on it!

Greed:
1.Nuh Uh! Envy hating you has nothing to do with it!

Hohenheim and Gracia:
1.Oh gosh, now I feel bad, I'm sorry! (major mood swings huh?).
2.I don't hate you guys no more! -hugs you all!-

Roy:
1.I have an icon of you that says 'If I were any hotter I would burn the ground I walk on' haha I love it!

Elysia:
1.I don't think anyone's talked to you yet.
2.You are the cutest thing ever! (Not as cute as Wrath though, he's the cutsey-ootsiest thing ever)

Bye for now.

Sincerely,
CrimsonTears2

Ed: No, actually, you are wrong. But thanks for the compliment.

Envy: …I take it back. Wierdo.

Dante: Haha! Thanks so much!

Barry the Chopper: You really think so? Ha! (takes out knives) Just let me find out where you live, and see what you say then

Hohenheim & Gracia: Oh, that's ok! We didn't mean to make you feel bad.

Roy: That is awesome.

Elysia: Hiii! 3 Thanks!

Hughes: You know, you're right! No one besides you has talked to my wonderful daughter yet! But Wrath is in no way cuter than her.

I hope this long column sorta makes up for my ucky updating. Lol. However, next week might not be so cool. Monday I don't have anything to do, but I have to work on a project that's due on Thursday and an essay that's due the Thursday after. Tuesday I have Tae-Kwon-Do for many, many hours. Wednesday I have to continue on the project and essay and also go to an award ceremony to get my French National Honors Award. Thursday is Tae-Kwon-Do, and so is Friday, but it'll be later, so maybe I'll get a chance to post then. The week after I'll probably mostly be working on my essay, too. But the week after will probably revert back to the normal Mon-Wed-Fri updation ways. I'll try to update as much as I can, but if I can't get many questions in, please don't burn me at the stake ' I still have several questions left over from this so I apologize if I didn't get your question in, but as usual, I'll start with them next time. But hey, there's 12 questions and lately I've been lucky to have enough time to put in 8. Enjoy, and I'll keep working hard!!