Simply Put

by Varietygirl9143

A collection of extremely random summaries of any ship I feel like writing about. Feel free to put in a request. Warning: has caused massive bouts of quizzical look-itis.

6. DracoxPansy

Simply Put

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The shortest Draco/Pansy ever.

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Pansy was a slut, all the fanfiction said so, therefore it must be true.

Draco was a hot piece of arse, all the fanfiction said so, therefore it most definitely is true.

But Draco and Pansy were still going out. J.K. Rowling said so and her word is law.

Draco wasn't very nice. He called people names like 'snot-nose' and 'ugly.' It was a huge turn-on for Pansy.

Pansy was also not very nice. She laughed at people when Draco called them names. It was a huge turn on for Draco.

Together they crushed the dreams of their peers, effectively lowering said peers' self-esteem to 'negligible.'

Draco and Pansy were perfect for each other.

The End.