Simply Put
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The Second shortest Draco/Hermione ever.
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Soon after graduation, Hermione decided to use her education to become a world famous supermodel/singer/actress/comedian. Meanwhile, Draco inherited the family business, which his father sneakily switched from Death Eaters R Us to Malfoy Limited, with both Wizard and Muggle branches.
Immediately following her shocking career change, Hermione decided to change her name to Minnie, because her secret wish was to be associated with all things Disney.
Then without any warning, Draco woke up and declared that he loved Minnie Granger the biggest Muggle/Wizard supermodel/singer/actress/comedian sensation since Cher.
So Draco zipped over to Hermione's massive mansion to request an audience with his ladylove.
Minnie granted him an audience.
"Minnie! I love you! Wait, where are all your books? Didn't you used to be a fugly nerd or something?"
"Yes, but that's in the past, Draco my love! Books are useless! They try to destroy my good looks!"
"Right."
And then they snogged and everyone was happy.
The End.
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I understand that this chapter was a little odd. Let me explain: I recently read a story that was pretty much what I wrote just now, except longer and without the sarcasm or humor. I think I lost a few brain cells just by reading it.