Sorry again for the wait ' I just need to finish writing an essay on the Civil War, which'll be due 5-24-07. Until then…just be patient with me ' Onto the questions!!
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heh I am here
Envy CROCHET MY FRIEND JESSICA A BLANKET! SHE THINKS
YOU ARE HOT! PERSONALLY, I THINK SHE WAS ON CRACK WHEN SHE SAID
THAT!
Wrath have candy! gives candy
Scar you are so cool
Ed
my friend Perri wants to know if you are gay. She also says Elricest
is hot
Al my friend Perri says that your innocence makes her want
to tie you up and rpe you
Dante I HATE YOU! BURN IN HELL!
Kimbley
will you blow up my school?
Roy are you going to marry Riza?
Riza
same question but insert the name Roy
I will be back do not doubt
it.
roxie-san
Envy: OKAY THAT'S GREAT, BUT I CAN'T CROCHET!!
Wrath: Thanks!!!
Scar: …Thank you.
Ed: No, I'm not, and NO, it's NOT!
Al: …Should I be scared for my life?
Ed: Could you all just leave my brother alone!?
Al: (scarred) I second that…
Dante: Same to you.
Kimbley: Sure )
Roy: (smirking) Perhaps… 3
Riza: I…don't know…
A/N If you haven't read chapter 70 of the manga yet, PLEASE SKIP THIS QUESTION. I read it in order to be able to answer this question, and let me tell you, there are MAJOR spoilers that will make you want to murder a certain "young child" and glomp some certain blonde-haired people. Well, that's what it made me want to do, anyway. Okay, warning over, let's go!
After reading this for a long time, I finally leave questions. This is manga-based by the way.
Ed: Why'd you freak out when you remembered Riza asking if you loved Winry? Winry was right there, you should have kissed her! (Chap. 70 people). Also, Ed? YOU. ARE. A. MINISCULE. SHRIMP.
Winry and Riza: You two are my favorite characters! Even though Winry belongs with Ed, and Riza with Roy, I love the way you keep them in line!
Alphonse: Were you relieved when you found out from Ed that your body wasn't rotting in the Gate? And why can't you love dogs, they're sooo much cuter!
Wrath: Here. 'Gives him wagonload of chocolate' Enjoy the sugar rush!
Roy: 'Gives picture of Riza in a miniskirt' Here. No more dates, just stare at this until you get the guts to ask her out.
Izumi: You completely rock! Where did you meet and fall in love with Sig, anyway? (I'm a hopeless romantic)
Later!
HinduGoddess
Ed: ……BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL! And in case you haven't noticed, I'm not very good with girls (romantically)! Plus that bastard Kimbley was RIGHT THERE. AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE COULD GET LOST IN A SCHOOL OF HIS SHRIMPY BREATHREN!?!?
Winry: Thanks so much! ) (hits Ed with wrench) She didn't say that, Ed!
Riza: Thanks.
Al: Of course I was! Sorry, but I love cats 3 I just think that they're so cute! But I do like dogs, too.
Wrath: Thank you for your donation! xD
Roy: 3
Izumi: ) In Dublith, of course. It was very long time ago, but I remember going into his shop one day and, well…let your imagination take over from there.
Ed: Seriously, what's wrong with milk? It's not that bad, is it? And it will make you taller coughshrimpcough.
PhoenixFire03
Ed: It's a gross, opaque liquid! It's so disgusting, it's just terrible! AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE COULD GET LOST IN A GLASS OF MILK!?!?!?
More questions and
comments from me. Fletcher- I was writing this story in school today
and you are a homunculus and evil and serve Envy and act kinda like
Wrath...
Wrath- In the story you live with Ed and Al, and Ed threw
a bucket of water on your head cause you were going to be late for
school.
Al-I'VE BEEN OBSESED WITH YOU LATELY, YOU'RE SO
COOL!
(From a friend of mine, not the scary one) Dante - What
motivated you to create the homunculi? I mean, did you name them? Are
you religious (7 deadly sins)? Oh yeah, and your awesome!
Moofy-Fan
Fletcher: Um…okay, great.
Wrath: …WHAT?
Al: Thanks )
Dante: I didn't create all of them. FullMetal and his brother made Sloth, Izumi made Wrath, and the Ishbalan's brother made Lust. I made the others (Hohenheim of Light and I both made Envy), but I'm not religious (most Alchemists aren't). Their names are those of the Seven Deadly Sins because Human Transmutation in Alchemy is the greatest sin in Alchemy. And thanks.
Hokay. SO. Me and my sister just want to say that WE LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS! Especially Barry the Chopper!
YukiHasAMercedes
Barry The Chopper: xD pwns life right now
...
Hi guys, I
did post one time under Fullmetal Fangrl's name...
coughs ya,
umm, sorry 'bout that...
Anyways...
Edo:
1. I love you so
much, just because you always look out for your brother, and it's
so... 'noble' maybe... is that the right word?
2. Ok, if you could
only regain one limb and Al's body, would it be your arm or your leg?
Just curious.
Roy:
1. I love you too, even though you're a
pedophile :)
Riza:
1. You're awesome- I mean the way you're
always shooting Roy for being LAZY is so cool (and probably helps him
out a lot)
Elysia:
1. You're so kawaii! Here, have a lollipop!
hands Elysia lollipop
Envy:
1. I admire your hatred of your
father and the human race, it inspires me to write angst and tragedy.
Dante:
1. I admire you for how incredibly smart and talented
you are- you need more appreciation!!
Hohenheim:
1. Why did you
make the first Philosopher's Stone?
Hughes:
1. Why do you
obsess over pictures so much?
Well, that's it for now.
-Fullmetal Lvr
Ed: Wow. Thanks so much. Uhm, let me think. If we'd still have to fight Homunculi I'd like to keep my automail arm, because I can transmute it into weapons, but if the Homunculi were gone and we could just settle down, it would be a bit more difficult to choose, but I think I'd like my arm flesh again because (I think) it would be easier in relationships and such, and while I don't usually wear shorts, I'd like to wear short sleeves and not having people staring at my automail. Not that I'm not proud of having Winry's best work, but it's a little awkward, you know?
Roy: Thank you, but I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!
Riza: Thanks so much ) Usually it's just the threat to shoot, though.
Elysia: Thank you! (takes lollipop gratefully)
Envy: I'm glad you feel that way.
Dante: Thanks a lot )
Hohenheim: Because Dante and I wanted to live forever.
Hughes: Well, because my wife and daughter are just SOOOOOOO beautiful and amazing and… (goes on and on and on about his family…)
You know what
everyone? I'm sorry. Really, really desperately sorry for how I've
been and I've changed... Heck no, I'm still the same but I'll be
nicer. A LOT nicer. But I still support RoyxEd.
Roy: I lurve you
and your angsty problems. And OMG I just realized that you DO look
and act like Miroku from InuYasha. You're both perverts and like 16
year-olds (Ed and Sango). Pedo.
Ed: You would look so cute as a
slutty koneko... sorry. But you would.
Al: Forgive me. Winry IS
nice and DON'T have sex with your bro. I passed the Elricest phase
and now I find it disgusting.
Envy: Envy-san... You are sooo cute.
And I'm NOT gonna be nicer to YOU. Do you really like Ed? I read this
fic where you drugged him and accidentally got yourself pregnant with
Ed's child... o.0
Hohenheim: I'm ignoring you for no reason,
though the fact that I'm notifying you about this means that I'm
not REALLY ignoring you so ignore this but don't ignore ME while I
ignore you so that you will ignore me... I didn't get that
either.
Hughes: I think you're a pedo, too. The way you obsess
over Elysia is disturbing and I KNOW she's you're daughter but... it
seems WRONG.
Full Metal Rocker
Roy: I was going to say thanks until I finished reading the question. I'm not that perverted and I don't like 16-year-olds!!!!
Winry: I know I've mentioned that I sometimes read some manga (like InuYasha) in my free time, so I know that Sango's older that 16…in her early twenties, at least, and Miroku's around the same age. But I wouldn't be surprised if Roy was a pedophile.
Roy: But I'm not!!
Ed: ………I'm sorry, what?
Al: Oh, okay ) That's good.
Envy: You say I'm "cute", but follow it by saying you're not going to be nicer to me?! Also, please give me the name of the author who wrote that so I can kill him/her!!
Hohenheim: I got the jist of it.
Hughes: No way! What, a man can't love his daughter non-romantically?
I'm back for more... stuff...
Envy: I know. I'm on a sugar high right now... and I wanna learn how to crochet. And I was kidding about the political fury thing... but I will take the measures if necessary.
Wrath(manga): Have you ever considered anger management classes? 'Cause I heard that they really help with short tempers. And maybe you could do something about the eye patch. Something more... stylish, like... a flower! (laughs like a maniac)
Kimbley: Damn. Can I bribe you?
Ling: Alright. But I'll only marry you if you let me have my own private library filled with every good book known to man (and some to monkey), buy a fridge with a lock on it, and work together with me to promote world peace.
Roy: Right over... there! (points at aforementioned women)
Ed: (whispering) Short...
Winry: Ah, I see. Enjoy the book!
Hughes: Yeah, that too.
Scieszka: Is there anything you HAVEN'T read? I need some good recommendations for this summer...
Bibliophiel
Envy: Too bad I can't teach you. Good luck.
Manga-Wrath: (takes out sword) Do you want to repeat that?
Kimbley: Depends. With what?
Ling: DONE!
Ed: Did you even real all of that?
Ling: Hmm…No
Ed: …You're going to make a fine Emperor one day…
Roy: (runs in that direction)
Ed: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!
Winry: Thank you )
Scieszka: Well, manga are always good for most ages. I'd need your age (or age group) to recommend an appropriate book for you personally, but I do have some suggestions, if you want them.
Im Back!
Al:
Here!
-gives Al a kitten that only Al and herself can see- There! Now Ed
will never know:D
Envy:
1.NO! You know how hard it was to
get you to think I was remotely cool? You can't take it back! Not
after all I went through! -sniffles- I love you! (pathetic
huh?)
Dante:
Please teach me your ways! I wanna be your
apprentice!(Or whatever you wanna call it)
Barry:
Oh I know
so! And sadly I will not let you try to chop me up because I don't
want you making a fool of yourself. But if it matters so much to you,
then I'll meet you right where you kidnapped Winry, at dawn!
Gracia
& Hohenheim:
-Hugs you both- I'm still sorry!
Gracia
and Hughes:
I love that part when you two are hosting a B-Day
party for Ed and Hughes thought you meant the tea! Hahahaha I was
laughing my head off!
Elysia:
No problem! You know what I
think you would like? -hands a homemade Hello Kitty doll- I made it
myself!(No duh!) I love Hello Kitty so I thought I'd make you it
:D
Wrath:
Why is Envy so mean to you? It's not very nice.
Here -gives him a truck full of candy- get sugar high, then kick his
butt! There is nothing worse than a sugar high Wrath.
Love you
all,
CrimsonTears2
Ed: Except for the fact that I'm RIGHT HERE and I know all about it! Give it back, Al.
Al: Awww… (hands kitten back)
Envy: …Yeah, sorry, it's taken back. Actually, forget the sorry, it's just taken back.
Dante: Hmm…Sure. Oh, wait, what's your clothes size?
Barry The Chopper: Sure thing 3
Gracia & Hohenheim: It's okay!
Hughes: Hahaha, yeah, whoops! My bad!
Gracia: It wasn't the most comforting thing at the time...But it all turned out okay )
Elysia: Thanks so much D
Hughes: You're so kind! Here, let me show you some pictures as thanks…
Wrath: We're Homunculi. We're not supposed to be nice! But thanks anyway for the sugar ) Hmmm…what would happen if you got the manga's Wrath sugar high…?
Ed: Don't even think about it.
Ed: Dang it all you people, I'm his age and guess what? I'm 5 foot 2. Ya. I'm not short I'm vertically challenged. I could rant about this forever, but I'm tired and I just got stitches at the hospital, so I'll stop. hee hee
Ed and Roy: Personally I think your relationship is soley
work oriented and friends that find each other both incredibly
amusing and annoying.
Besides if the two of you get any hotter
there's gonna be a fangirl war. heehee, I've got popcorn!
Personally I like Roy/Riza
Riza: What do ya say Hawkeye care to give the
perv a chance?
I'd ask you to teach me how to shoot but I'm
accident prone so... bad idea.
Roy: You probably get this a
lot, but you are totally HOTT.
Just had to get that out of the
way. Don't let it get to your head.O.OOne of my
friends loves you, she doesn't have paper with her though so... ehem,
will you (cough) Sign her bra? (cough)
Izumi: You are my idol! Hells YES!
Wrath: I use your sin most often. Let's face it; it's fun!
Hughes: Your daughter is so cute! Can I have a picture!?!?!
Envy: I don't have a problem with your clothes. And if I did your kick ass attitude totally makes up for it! Me loves! I wish I could fight like you, then again, I'd kill a lot more people if I did. (shrugs) I don't see that as a bad thing. Note: I had to get stitches for a reason people...can I have a blanket? haha I couldn't resist.
Ed: I worry for your safety.
My friend absolutely adores you and has you in a chibi doll version.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared. But she asked me to ask you, so here
we go. (takes deep breath)
Ed, WILL YOU MARRY MY TOTALLY OBSESSED
FRIEND!?!?!?!
She's gonna kill me for wording it like that. But a
guy needs fair warning. Especially one as cute as you! lol She'll
kill me for that too. But you are cute.
I'm a dead woman. (sigh)
I'll be back ya'll:D
Exhale Vanilla Lace
Ed: Yeah! So there!
Roy: But she's a girl. So it's okay for her to be that height. You, though? I don't think so.
Ed: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I SWEAR, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT ONE OF THESE DAYS!!! But back to the question. Or rather, comment. Thanks.
Roy: Yes, Thanks. But he is short.
Ed: WHY YOU-!
Riza: …Well, when you put it like that…
Roy: Haha! Thanks again! Of course I'll sign her bra…Just out of curiosity, what size is she?
Riza: In response to your question, if he keeps acting like this, no
Izumi: Thank you.
Wrath: It is! No getting around it!
Hughes: I know, isn't she? Hmmm, that's a good idea! I should make copies and give them to people!
Ed: ……Oh, no……we're all doomed.
Envy: Thanks. But I. CAN. NOT. CROCHET.
Ed: Um…Thanks? Sorry but…I'm kind of too young to get married…and I don't even know her…And if you're going to die, then you really can't come back, can you?
I'm back! -twirls around-
Roy: You leave my sister alone you pervert! -punches Roy, then huggles Hoshi-Ryuu-
Wrath: You've tasted chalk? But you can put like a ton of sugar in it! -sips some coffee-
Barry: Fine... you're crazier than me... but.. I'm still crazy... hey... when you were a kid did you ever want to buy a weapon but they wouldn't let you have it cuz you were too young?
Lust: Um... no... but... that would be something you would do... I'm not useful... and for that you would just kill me off to get what you want...-starts trying to break the Stone-
Shoushin
Roy: OW! Why you
little-
Riza: Sorry, but (with all due respect), you kind of
deserved that, sir.
Wrath: Um, no, I haven't, but I imagine it
would tastes bad, right? I still don't like the taste, even with all
that sugar in it.
Barry the Chopper: I never said that you weren't
crazy...But thank you for admitting your inferiority to me! Yes, that
did happen, but like how 13-year old kids can find a way to get
drugs, I found a way to get what I wanted.
Lust: ...Stop trying to
break it and give it to me instead.
Ed: No! Give it to me!
Wrath: yes...I do know how...but...-looks at him- shut up.
Roy: -twitches- you perv...
Izumi: Was it hard to train Ed and Al to listen to you?
Hoshi-Ryuu
Wrath: Don't tell
me what to do!
Roy: Ok, ok! Sorry!
Izumi: Not really. they were
pretty determined to learn Alchemy, so they'd usually pay attention,
but they were still young children, so they'd sometimes want to go
off and play, and neglect their studies. But for the most part, they
listened to me whether they wanted to or not.
HEH that's two
times Scar dude you if you want to have a try to get me gone fight me
like a man none of that blowing things up crap. Well I have some more
questions. This is for Roy. Dude can you give me some dating tips?
Now Hughes. How's the wife and kid dude. This one is for Al, Winry,
Trisha, Riza, Armstrong and Havoc SUP DUDES. Well I'm done for now
YO Scar two things 1 why do you glare at Ed dude is it because you're
SCARED to ask him out? And 2 just for the fun of it ISHBALASALALALA!
By Scar's new foe,
Devine Spark Alchemist
Scar: You're one to talk. Hiding behind a "computer" and insulting one's country and religion is just COWARDLY.
Roy: Of course! It's easier if you're just friends with the girl first. Girls love being complimented. Also, when you guys talk, find something of common interest to talk about. If you keep going on about the Red Socks and she hates baseball, it's not going to work out.
Hughes: They're great! Elysia has grown a lot and they're both so beautiful!! Do you wanna see some pictures??
All Mentioned: Hi!
Scar: …No. I'm not gay, and I doubt that he is either. So leave me alone before you regret it.
Ed
-but Ed!
It's really good. I don't kill you off, I just kill a few
choice people off. And anyway, you have a daughter named Nina
in it.
Al
-sometimes when people are allergic to a certain
animal they love, they'll still try to get one.
Hohenheim
-I
know you wouldn't want Trisha to end up like you. Besides, did
you know of her illness since you said in ep. 45 that you should have
known that Ed and Al would try human alchemy?
Roy
-any time
someone tries to tell you to kiss Ed shudders, do to them what you
did to Bald.
Envy
-you do know that a woman voices you,
right?
Scar
-take a chill pill. Too much anger isn't good
for your health.
Dante
-a new stone that was used up by Al
before YOU could use it.
Harryswoman
Ed: I…have a daughter…named Nina…Dare I ask who the mother is?
Al: Well, yeah, I guess…But I don't see how I could be allergic to anything in this armor.
Hohenheim: I had a feeling about it. I'd also heard of her death, so that's how I knew, too (and from seeing the state that my sons were in).
Roy: I'll try.
Envy: …THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!
Scar: …Right…
Dante: Yes, thank you so much for reminding me.
That's all for now! I had to brave a thunder and lightning storm to get this to you, but here it is!! ) These are also all the questions I have (my e-mail is taking FOREVER, so if I didn't include yours and you sent a review after Harryswoman, then that's why). I have some homework to finish up, and that stupid National Honors Society thing tonight (I'm wearing a cool Japanese skirt 3 ), so I'll probably post again on Monday or Wednesday. Though I do have an essay to type, so maybe not. Just be patient!! )
