Simply Put

by Varietygirl9143

A collection of extremely random summaries of any ship I feel like writing about. Feel free to put in a request. Warning: has caused massive bouts of quizzical look-itis.

9. HarryxLuna

Simply Put

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The shortest Harry/Luna ever. By request of Amy-the-rat again. Enjoy!

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Harry was sad: everyone he loved was dying. Luna was unconcerned with Harry's petty troubles. She was busy feeding her Irish Potato Bugs.

Harry came to Hogwarts and saw thestrals, because everyone he loved had died. Luna was still unconcerned. She had been able to see thestrals before she had been able to walk!

She told Harry so.

"Yay! Someone like me!" Harry exclaimed. "Let's have babies."

"How about not," Luna said dreamily, because that's how she always talked.

"Ok!"

So they ate face instead.

The End.

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If there's one thing about fanon!Luna that I hate more than anything it's that she's always talking "dreamily." Oh ye uncreative bunch. Grab a thesaurus and find a different word to use before I come and hurt you.