Well, I'm beginning to type this in the early morning, but I'll Prolly finish sometime in the afternoon. So if my responses change after a little bit…that's why lol. Also I'm in a slightly less depressed mood today. I can't remember what I said in my last rant, but if it was along the lines of "nobody likes me waah", just ignore it. Thanks :D
More questions and comments, ok, I just went to Hershey Park with all my friends and it's a 2-hour drive and I am so tired.
Al- Me and my friends made each other names and we always call each other by them, I'm Weevil, my one other friend is Mako, my friend that gave you all names, is Shadi, and my two other friends' names are Rex and Tristen we are all girls XD but now, whenever I talk about them, I use the fake names, and that can really confuse my mom, how do I separate reality from fiction? And when in a movie, it's always the old or evil people who have cats, why is that?
Ed- I look at my window and everything is YELLOW! I think I got too much chlorine in my eyes, how do I make it stop? It's freaking me out!
Moofy-FanAl: Well, you could always explain to your mom who is who. You could also use their real names around her and use your nicknames just with your friends. I'm not too sure about the cat thing, but maybe it's because petting cats is supposed to relax a person, and older people need that. And I guess villains need that too.
Ed: First of all, CALM DOWN. Secondly, you could try flushing your eyes out with water. But it should probably go away soon anyway.
Riza: Welcome... and thanks... -plots Roy's death-
Wrath: Bodyguard? Pft... I'll just use my evil minion... -holds up a little sun conure-
Barry: -glares- You're not sorry...
Lust: Don't be disappointed, you are technically human in the movie... well... it's the other side you... but still...
Ed: Hell no... Dante is on my hate list... I'm a homunculi fan... so ha!
ShoushinRiza: I'm taking it that he's on your hate list along with this Dante woman? Please don't be too hard on him.
Wrath: Okey. Whatever you wanna do.
Barry The Chopper: ... You're right:D
Lust: Thank you. That makes me feel so much better.
Ed: But there are only seven of them…so who are the others that rank better than me? Don't tell me it's that bastard of a father of mine!
Roy- he's cooler than you because you are hot. See? It saves face for all parties involved! Too tired to be my usual rabid yaoi fangirl self. Probably a good thing.
Alykat2007Roy: Hmm. I guess that works. As long as we agree that being hot is better than being cool.
Ed: No way!
Roy: I think it is.
Ed: I think you're an asshole.
Dear Scar,
You're right, I'm sorry. I haven't beaten anyone in power in such a long time that I guess I took it out on you, and again, I'm sorry.
But I still disagree with you about religion.
Teh Okamiluva
Scar: That's ok. I'm not trying to convert you or anything, and I'm assuming that you're not a State Alchemist, so it's okay if we don't see eye to eye. As long as you don't take it out on me and this never happens again.
Yo, it's me!
Ms Authoress, don't damn me, I read online for all the manga I read nowadays. Not to mention it's a lot faster that way.
Ed: Here are some tips on girls (Or Winry in this case). Whatever you do, don't do what you did to Psiren. The last thing a girl wants is a pervert. And on second thought, you don't need any more tips, as both of you have admitted your love for each other in the canon.
Winry: Hey, where did the wrench come from anyway? It seems to have a history behind it. Also, before you had the wrench, what did you hit Ed with?
Izumi: Um, where did you get the enormous strength from? It's almost like Tsunade's (You know, from Naruto). And also, who taught you Alchemy in the books?
Later!
HinduGoddessBakaKonekoRKL: Sorry. I'm often sarcastic and such, so I was really only kidding. Sorry if it upset you in any way. I was just teasing since you've gotten me semi-addicted to it lol. So please don't be angry '
Ed: Um, thanks. But that was just an accident so I don't really need to worry about that. But thanks anyway.
Winry: Do you mean historically in the world or just in my life? Because if you just mean in my life, well, pretty much Ed was bugging me one day and I picked up the nearest object and threw it at him. We were young, and being as we were in my grandmother's workshop, that object happened to be a wrench. I kind of grew attached to it after that. Plus I'd usually have a wrench on me anyway for automail maintenance and stuff. Before then, I'd just kind of hit him and stuff.
Ed: You also threw rocks at me.
Winry: Oh yeah! That may explain a few things…
Izumi: I don't know about "Tsunade", but I just train a lot in my free time. I was involved in martial arts as a child and continue to study today. (I'm assuming this is manga-verse but just in case it isn't, the answer is Dante). I've had several different senseis since my youth, so I can't remember all of their names. Sorry.
It's me again! Dun, dun, dun!
To Marta:
I don't think of them as my parents
(I'm adopted). Once I'm on my own, I'm getting me a snake, a dog,
a monkey, etc. Not all at the same time, of course.
You should see my website I dedicated to all my pets! It's freewebs dot com slash thepetsinmylife. Just tell me what you think.
To
Pride/King B.:
At some point in the last two or so episodes you
and Horse-boy were fighting in your basement and your shirt got
ripped off. That was just really... creepy looking... (O.o)
To
Havoc:
(Slaps upside the head) Give up the smokes or you'll die by
the age of thirty! This is the reason you don't get girls! It's like
kissing an ash tray!
To Scar:
If you hadn't killed me, I
wouldn't be doing what I am about to
do...
FISHBALALAMALAMA!
-HisokaYukiko
Marta: Well…um, good luck with that. Especially the monkey. Isn't that illegal? But if you do, just know that many more monkeys will probably die just so you can get that one. (A/N Something I learned from my trip to the Bronx Zoo…lol). Your pet page is very nice- it's great that you appreciate them so much that you made a webpage just for them.
Pride: That's no reason for you to stare at it. If it bothers you so much, look away.
Roy: Hey! Don't call me that!
Havoc: Uh. Just for the record, I don't usually actually smoke them. I usually just let unlit ones hang in my mouth and stuff.
Scar: Not another one…
Tra-la-la! I'm back!
Ed:
tsk tsk tsk, you don't have
to KILL me! I mean I just called you short. OMG YOU LOVE ROY AND
ENVY! I have this picture that says 'Unwanted fantasies, another sign
of hunger, next time grab a Snickers' and you were making out with
both Roy and Envy! Lovers!
Russell:
Yay! -huggles you- I
wuv you :). You are so awesome and kind in the episodes that you're
in!
Hughes:
I'm sorry. Oh and are you saying that my sacred
sutras are no good? For shame! Can I see pictures of Elysia? hehe I
seen a pic of you and it said 'Roy is mine'. How does that make you
feel? More importantly, how does it make your wife feel?
Gracia:
How
does it make you feel to know that your husband is a Roy loving
homunculus?
Envy:
That's great! Killing people is always
fun! Here have some yummy sour keys!
Wrath:
Of course! What
kind would you like? -shows a big list of different ice cream- then I
could take you to a fair :)!.
P.S. Just for the sake of saying this, I have just recently joined the Risembool Rangers! You will perish Miniskirt Army! Also, I have just got an email from the one and only... Vic Mignogna! I'm all giddy and happy now!
Love
you all!,
CrimsonTears2
Ed: THAT'S A GOOD REASON TO KILL YOU!!! AND I'M NOT GAY!!! HOW COULD I MAKE OUT WITH TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME??! WHAT THE HELL IS A "SNICKERS"!?!?!
Russell: Thanks.
Hughes: …I'm not so sure I should be showing her pictures to someone like you…
Roy: In case you can't tell, it's REALLY hard for him to resist. Oh, and he's MARRIED!
Hughes: Yes! Very happily, I might add!
Gracia: …I'm sorry, he's a what now?
Envy: Thanks, but you can keep the keys.
Wrath: Uhhhhhhhhhh……I've never had ice cream before. You pick.
Dear...well...everyone:
I
watched a movie a couple weeks ago (I won't say what it is, just in
case someone likes it) and it was a decent movie. It had a
better plotline then I expected and decent character arcs...but the
humor (it's suppose to be this really super-funny satire) was
rather un-funny to me, not to mention a bit annoying in some
cases. Unfortunately, ever since I watched this movie, it's like
I half memorized it. Quotes, images, even entire freakin'
scenes...they'll play in my head without notice. I've crammed my
head full of all sorts of other stuff (including a weekend-long
FullMetal Alchemist marathon, in which I watched every episode and
came to the conclusion that there is only one character among you I
don't love on one level or another, I'd rather not say who.)
But it doesn't help. Without warning I'll just see an entire
sequence, or hear one of the monologues from the end...any
thoughts?
Friendly Fangirl
P.S., don't worry, the one I don't love is someone I don't think any of you are terribly fond of ether. Have fun guessing who, and I'll have more questions another time!
FriendlyFangirl88Ed: Don't worry, it'll go away soon enough. Just watch a lot of TV and listen to a lot of music and read a lot.
Al: Why don't you try learning a play or something? That way, instead of having quotes from the movie in your head, you'll think "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones: So let it be with Caesar." (A/N Sorry. We just finished Julius Caesar in English '). Or maybe, "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?".
Ed: Yeah…Anyway, who is this person that you hate?
Al: If it's someone we don't like, then it's probably Dante.
Roy: The Fuhrer.
Ed: That bastard!
Al: You mean dad.
Ed: Same thing!
Envy: I agree with the pipsqueak.
Ed: HEY!
Winry: What's this turning into; a poll or something?
To Pride:
-
MEANIE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT WEIRD FUHRER FUNNY GUY!!
To
Wrath:
--watches carefully- C'mon! Drink the Coke and eat the
Mentos already!
To Ed:
--huggles- Oh! And other fangirls are
coming from over... there! -points some random direction-
To
Roy:
--points to some HUGE house- All your fangirls are in there,
waiting for you...Can you notice how big that house is?
Pride: Sorry to disappoint you, but I was just faking it. Just kidding; I'm not sorry at all!
Wrath: Why do you want me to hurry up so badly, huh? I'm not doing it now.
Ed: Oh crap! (runs in opposite direction)
Roy: Of course! I definitely have more fangirls than FullMetal!
Ed: …My fangirls can't even fit in a house. That's why they have to chase after me.
Envy and Ed, if you were handcuffed together for a week (no keys, Lust can't cut it, you know the drill) what would you do?
Envy, how old were "you" when "you" died and were resurrected? What were "you" like during "your" high school years? (this is gonna be good.)
HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite (or just Hilaria if you prefer)
Ed & Envy: Kill myself. Probably shoot myself in the face or something.
Envy: An infant. I guess that pretty much screws up the rest of your question, huh? :D
Well, that's all for today! I'm in SUCH a better mood than last time, know why? Finals are next week, and since I miraculously maintained an A average in algebra, I don't have to take that exam!!! So now I'm really happy. So I hope you're all happy with this column :) ALSO, if anyone's going to an anime convention called AnimeNEXT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! I'll be there all 3 days and I'd love to meet you (AND, even though I don't have an artist alley table, I'd be glad to sell you an anime patch for a discounted price since I kinda know you ), so just lemme know!