Simply Put

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The shortest Harry/Draco ever. By request of Amy-the-Rat and I Own the Python's Cheese Shop. Once again, you picked one that I had secretly planned on doing!

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Draco Malfoy had a secret. A very secret secret. He was secretly… in love with Harry Potter.

Harry Potter had an even secret-er secret. He was secretly in love with Draco Malfoy.

Only, neither of them knew it yet.

But the sick little fanon writers soon informed them.

And so, Draco and Harry (who were both hot pieces of arse—all the fanfiction said so) made hot-arse love-y faces at each other.

"Oh Draco!"

"Oh Harry!"

"Oh Drakey!"

"Oh Harry-berry!"

Oh puke.

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Again, based on a real story. Only this time, I didn't actually read it. I was told about it.