I love how when I put a column up, about an hour later I have a TON of e-mail from it already! And yet the number of hits has gone down drastically since the first chapter…Ah well, I guess that's to be expected

I'm back…

Wrath: You're awesome. I love how you're able to use Alchemy.

Russell: You're rockin.

Roy: ...Go jump in a pool...

Hoshi-Ryuu

Wrath: Heh. Thanks.

Russell: Like he said, thanks.

Roy: Now why would I do that?

Yeah, it's me. No weird intro this time... DONUTS!

To Ed and Al:
I think you guys should watch one of my favorite animes, 'Oban Star Racers'. You both could relate to the main character a LOT. She's very similar and is in a lot of the same situations as you guys. Seriously, it's worth your watch.

To Havoc:
Seriously. You're cute, but if you put cigarettes in your mouth, it's always gonna be like kissing an ash tray.

To... ALL THE HOMUNCULI:
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

-HisokaYukiko

Ed: "Donuts" is a pretty weird intro, if you ask me. And uh, yeah, we don't exactly have the time to be watching stuff like that. Sorry.

Havoc: Ok, ok, fine. I'll quit. (Or at least try to).

Homunculi: A what

Hi!

I know it may not have seemed like it, but the last few times I reviewed I was actually very upset. School has been very rough, my teacher keeps getting mad at me, and my bird died. But luckily I'm in a good mood!

Ed:
1. Just to clear the air, you have WAY more fans the Col. Deadbeat! (Sorry Roy, I just don't like you much anymore!) Oh and I'm making a poll about that and then I'll tell you the results!
2. Haha, me and my friends always make up funny names for each other and my State Alchemist name is the Bubble Wrap Alchemist, hahaha! You like?

Hughes:
Oh come on! I was kidding. Whatever though, I guess if your going to act all mean and stuff then I'll just never ask to see pics again. Oh and a warning, my friends wanted to see pics too but I'll just have to tell them not to ask.

Envy:
I heard a song called 'I Owe it All to You' and I decided that being a fan of you is the reason of my hyper crazy-ness. So Envy, I owe my crazy-ness ALL TO YOU!

Wrath:
You seem like a chocolate ice-cream person. Hear! -buys you a chocolate ice-cream cone-

I just want you all to know that I am changing my username to 'The Bubble Wrap Alchemist'! Just a heads-up so nobody gets confused!

Sincerely,
CrimsonTears2 (next time I write, it will be The Bubble Wrap Alchemist!)

Winry: I'm sorry! Don't worry, school will be out soon, at least.

Ed: Thank you. I already know I'm going to win. I mean, I'm running against Mustang; of course I'm gonna win! Nice name, by the way. But your State Alchemist name is sorta supposed to describe your abilities…

Hughes: …Oh, well…if you were just kidding, then I'd love to show you some pictures! Invite your friends over, too.

Envy: …I'm so glad.

Wrath: YUM (eats ice cream) ARGH! BRAIN FREEZE!!

To Ed:
- In case you haven't noticed, I'm still holding onto you...
To Roy:
- ED IS WAY HOTTER AND SMEXYER THAN YOU!!
- If you can't hear any sound in that house, it's because... -pushes you inside- THEY'RE GONNA POUNCE ON YOU AND...Eww...
To Wrath:
- Hurry up or else I'm gonna force you to do it! I know you have fangirls too!!

Gothic Fangirl

Ed: …DAMNIT, WOMAN, LET GO!!

Roy: (accidentally gets locked in the house)

Al: Um…That can't be good.

Ed: Just leave him.

Wrath: YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO!!! I'm not afraid of a bunch of girls!!!

Riza: No he's not... I just like hurting him ... he's #14 on my fave list, you're #11... sorry that you're after Ed... but it was so hard to choose...

Wrath: ... -gives Wrath a plate of cookies- I felt like giving these to you...

Barry: -glares some more- I hate you...

Lust: ... are you being sarcastic or no... I can't tell... -ish too hyper from coffee, and can't think straight-

Ed: Actually... HoHo-Pa is on my hate list... -holds up piece of paper- this is the list of my top 10 faves... -on paper: 1. Lust, 2. Wrath, 3. Scar, 4. Envy, 5. Sloth, 6. Hughes Family, 7. Nina, 8. Trisha, 9. Al, 10. Ed- Now you know who I like more than you...

Shoushin

Riza: That's okay, I don't mind.

Wrath: Yay!!

Barry: …Can I chop you up?

Lust: …Just forget I said anything.

Ed: …YOU CAN'T COUNT THE HUGHES' FAMILY AS ONE PERSON!!!! That's cheating. And anyway, how can you like people who murder just for the fun of it or whatever more than me!?!?

To Al: First of all. You're awesome! Second of all I applaud you for making sure your vertically challenged brother is still alive.

To Winry: Why don't you just stop hitting Ed over the head with a wrench and tell him you love him already?

To Havoc: You're awesome!

To Roy: Stop flirting with every girl you see (and Ed) and get with Riza already! And why did you kill Winry's parents? Yea you were ordered to, but is that the only reason?

Ok that's it for now.

Haley07

Al: Thanks! It's pretty hard to keep Brother out of trouble, but I'm glad he's safe.

Ed: HEY!!

Winry: (blushes) Um, no.

Havoc: Thanks!

Roy: I'll get right on that. It was only because I was ordered to; I almost didn't go through with it, actually. That's why I'm going to become Fuhrer; so I don't ever have to go through with any irrational order again.

More questions and Comments from me, Russell, What would you do if a Venus fly trap ate your shoes?

Al- My friend and I are kinda planning to do some graffiti on this BIG EMPTY WALL, NO WINDOWS, A FIELD LONG, RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE! But, I'm scared, were gonna do it SOMEDAY, most likely not anytime soon, what should I do to prepare, and none of that stupid graffiti either, we mean the kind that is like art.

Wrath-Yo mah hommie G, what's shaken down in da hood, mah homey skillet bisket!

Moofy-Fan

Russell: Um…get new shoes?

Al: Well…I don't know anything about that kind of stuff…But I'd imagine that you'd have to get a lot of spray paint and plan out what you want to draw/write on the wall…good luck!

Wrath: …(stabs nearest random object)

Here are some questions

Roy- when you become Fuhrer will you propose to Riza??

Ed- I have a bestest friend who looks just like you! And I kinda started calling him Ed... ...oh anyways my sister is IN love with you and Mokuba from YuGi-Oh...she says hi

Riza- You're so flippin cool! I cosplayed as you! Oh and truth or dare?

Lust- I have an Oroborus tattoo wear you have yours!

Al- my other sister is a completely psychotic over you and I mean crazy over you. She has signs all over her door saying "I LOVE ALPHONSE ELRIC" and whenever someone says your name she goes nuts!

Ed- we should hook Al and my sister Tessa up so then we'd be related!

love.addiction

Roy: Depending if she's still willing to shoot me or not.

Ed: …That's weird. Who's this "Mokuba" kid, huh? And what the hell is a YuGi-Oh?

Riza: Thank you. Dare.

Lust: …Why?

Al: Um…Ok…I'm glad I have such a big fan.

Ed: I don't think I want to put my little brother through that kind of torture. No offense, but I know how fangirls are. (shudders)

Al- Thanks for the advice, though I already know half of both of both of the monologues you mentioned and I've read through most of "The Tempest" since watching this movie. It didn't help. Which reminds me...did you know you have some pretty good monologues yourself? I want to do the one when you were reunited with Ed at the end of the movie for my drama class sometime. Only problem is, I don't think I'll be in a class with a format that's free enough for that any time soon. Any thoughts on this one?

Oh, as for the rest of you, you're ALL WRONG! HAHAHA! ...though...now that I think about it, Dante's more a curiosity to me then a lovable character. I don't know if the character I actually don't love (read: Hate) is there among you answering these as I haven't read the entire story but...

Also, does anyone have any ideas on what I should do now that I'm graduating high school and, despite having the next several years of my life planned, don't want to leave?

Thanks. Love (most of) you all.

FriendlyFangirl88

Al: Oh. Well, thanks You could always suggest a more free monologue format to a teacher, or ask if you could do something like that. Well, about the movie, it should be out of your head in no time

Ed: Really. It's okay if you tell us.

Winry: Take lots of pictures, and make many memories. Try to stay in touch with as many of your friends as possible for as long as possible, and try to do stuff together whenever you can. If someone moves far away, e-mail them every day and try to get together a lot. But it's okay, because "moving forward is the only thing that makes sense".

Yeah, it's agreed that hot is better than cool. By the way, I have an FMA calendar in my room and the current pic has Ed and Al in a jungle. You're both adorable!

Alykat2007

Roy: See?

Ed: I'm still better than you.

Roy: No, you're not.

Ed: YES I AM!!!!

BakaKonekoRKL: Me too!! I also have a Furuba one with Kyo punching a bear, an InuYasha one with Naraku and Kikyo, and a Naruto one with the 4th Hokage, Iruka and Kakashi. And my sister has the same four! …Just in case you were wondering lol.

That's all for now! I got free bagels yesterday xDDDDD And I'm going to a Carnival tonight!! I wonder if I'll see Wrath and The Bubble Wrath Alchemist there….., Heehee! Next week is finals, so I'll probably post more towards the end of the week since I'll only have half days and I'll have to study in the beginning of the week. Have a great weekend, everyone!