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The shortest Ron/Luna ever. As an added bonus, Ron says something unbelievably logical! By request of Amy-the-Rat and I Own the Python's Cheese Shop.
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"I will not look like a baboon's backside," Ron imitated Crabbe or Goyle or whoever, no one could tell them apart anyway.
The others in the train car laughed loudly. Luna Lovegood laughed for entirely too long.
"Wow, someone who thinks I'm funny! Hawt," Ron said.
"But… I think you're funny!" Hermione said.
"Sorry, Hermy, you're cute and all, but I've always had a thing for blondes," Ron crushed Hermione's hopes and dreams. "Besides, I've always thought of you as more of a sister! Plus this way, I create a domino effect among the ships. See, by crushing your hopes and dreams, I've sent you running to Harry who in turn crushes Ginny's hopes and dreams and sends her, for some ungodly reason, to Draco Malfoy, who likewise crushes Pansy's hopes and dreams and sends her running to Neville and Neville doesn't have anyone to crush except fan girls and they'll get over it.
"Wow, Ron, that was unexpectedly deep," everyone said.
"I'm blonde too, you know," Lavender said silkily.
"Yes, but nobody likes you," they all reminded her.
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… sorry… I haven't updated in who knows how long…. Go ahead and throw rotten cyber tomatoes at me. Good news is, I've got plenty of ideas. So expect another update soon.
Oh yeah, and Happy New Year!