Today I had my Biology and History finals, and I should really be studying for English, but considering we got out at 12 today, I decided to type this up before I did that. Since I promised. Aren't I wonderful :D

Riza: You don't mind... YAY!! -hugs her- I thought you'd glare at me or something! But I'm glad you didn't!

Wrath: Enjoy the cookies!

Barry: ...um... no... but I remember that you wanted to cut up Ed... so... -grabs Hoshi-Ryuu, and uses her as a human shield- she looks like Ed...so... CUT HER UP!!

Lust: I can't... cuz you just said something...

Ed: Yes I can! I can't choose between them... so I counted them like that since they're a family... so HA! -coughs- Well... if you haven't noticed... I'm crazy and evil... so it's natural for me to like evil people... but in this case... I like their personalities. Because I'm very bored right now... prepare to face the evil milk... -holds up bucket of milk, and dumps it on Ed's head-

Shoushin

Riza: …Please don't hug me. Thank you.

Wrath: I will

Barry The Chopper: You betray your friends real quick, don't you? …I think I like you. But I still want to chop you up :-)

Lust: Never. Mind.

Ed: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!? Now I need to go wash this disgusting…stuff off!!!

To Ed:
-Fine! But if I let go you promise me a kiss!
-Oh and PINKY PROMISE!!
To Roy:
--flings keys to the window--bounces off the glass- Oh that can't be good...
To Wrath:
-They can do things you WILL NEVER FIND IN YOUR LIFE...BEWARE!!
To Winry:
-Stop hitting Ed! YOU'RE probably the reason why Ed's so (No offence Ed) short!
To Al:
-HELP ROY BREAK OUT OF THERE!! -bangs on the door-

Gothic Fangirl

Ed: How about no?

Wrath: Uhh…kay?

Winry: No! He just doesn't drink milk!

Ed: Why would I want to drink that CRAP? AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET SO TINY THAT HIS FEET CAN'T REACH THE FLOOR WHEN HE SITS IN A CHAIR INTENDED FOR CHILDREN!?!?

Winry: …Calm down!

Al: Um…Maybe you shouldn't have locked him in there in the first place? Uh, but I'll try!!

More questions and comments from me, Al my friend said thanks, and good luck to you with the whole saving the world thing.

Ed- I GOT A BOOK! It looks so cool, it's called The Alchemist, The Secret of the Immortal Nicholas Flatel, in it I think he is immortal with his wife, by used the elixir of life, sounds like someone familiar, hm Ed, like your old man maybe?

Roy- um, I MA GONNA EAT JO! throws a large melon at your head

Moofy-Fan

Al: Thanks! Wait…what about saving the world?

Ed: GOOD. Read it. Maybe you'll learn something new. AND THAT WASN'T MY STUPID FATHER!!!

Roy: (dodges melon) Are you alright?

It's me again... WITH REAL DONUTS!

To Ed:
1. Too bad you can't watch it.
2. I read a short fanfic where you get to hide in the bushes and throw jelly-filled donuts at Mustang. LOL! You should have thought of that in the anime!

To The Homunculi:
LOL! You guys don't know what a Klondike bar is! I can talk about it nonstop and you still won't have any idea what I'm talking about! HAHA!

-HisokaYukiko

Ed: Yeah. Real shame, huh? Maybe I'll do that later, actually…

Wrath: EITHER TELL US OR DON'T MENTION IT AT ALL!!!

Envy: You humans really are stupid.

I ish back!

Ed:
So, what. Having a FullMetal arm is your ability? Nuh uh it ain't! And anyways, it kinda does because I'm bubbly and I like to rap. It also dates back to a bubbly rappy day when I used my bubbliness to make the best bubbly rap ever! So it is my ability! HAHAHAHA! Pickles will take over your mind! For pickles are my minions...

Hughes:
:D That's what I thought! My friends and I would LOVE to see pictures! Hehe I found this picture that says 'Who's sexier? You choose!' and it has you and Roy. Personally, I think you're hotter...

Envy:
I knew you would be glad! Envy? Did you know you rock? I know... My toothbrush army likes you too.

Russell:
I'm sad... Can you cheer me up:(

Sincerely,
The Bubble Wrap Alchemist.

Ed: Well, no, it's not my ability, per say; maybe I said it wrong. What I meant is that it's given to you depending on your talents. And mine is FullMetal. (A/N You have no idea how long it took me to find the exact sentence that Mustang said that in. It's a good thing I got out of school early! Lol) But now that you explained it more, I guess it makes sense.

Hughes: Why, thank you. xD

Envy: I know. And what the hell do you mean, your Toothbrush Army

Russell: Um…Don't worry…it's not as bad as you think?

Ed: you really suck at that.

Russell: Like you could do any better, shrimpy!

Ed: What did you call me?

Russell: Yeah, you heard me!

Ed: (throws nearest random object at Russell's head)

Al: Brother! Calm down!

Hughes: Did you ever want to be a photographer?gives Hughes a camera

Gracia: Is it annoying having to pose for a picture every time Hughes wants to take a picture of you?

To Ed and Roy: Al has more fangirls then both of you!

Haley07

Hughes: Well, you may not know this, but I've always enjoyed photography and taking pictures in my spare time. Thanks, I needed a new one!

Gracia: Not at all; most of the time I won't even get the chance to "pose", because he takes so many and he takes them so quickly.

Ed & Roy: Yeah right.

Today I need opinions on clothes. I am going to a party that isn't really a party, just me and my friends hanging out at someone's house. My mom is insisting that I wear something "dressier" than jeans and a tank top. Any opinions?

And I'm dressing up as Haku from Naruto for Halloween. It's a long way away, but you can never prepare too much! Any input? (Here's a safeguard answer to the "what's Naruto" question: Naruto's an awesome anime second only to FMA and Furuba.)

Oh, and is it pathetic that I'm going to anime characters for fashion advice or what? (At least this one is semi-realistic. I guess characters from other fandoms would have some UNUSUAL ideas...I would kill myself before I wore Naruto's orange jumpsuit in public.)

XD HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite (Hilaria)

P.S. authoress welcome to respond.

Winry: If that's all you're doing, you should explain that to your mom. What does she expect you to wear, a prom dress?

Riza: You could try wearing pretty jeans, with embroidery and/or sequences on them, and maybe a shirt with a pretty design on it.

BakaKonekoRKL: I don't know much about fashion (ok, I do, I just choose to ignore it), and what I think looks good is probably different from what you like, but I like to wear pants and then a short-ish skirt over them. That looks really cool, and you don't have to go through the uncomfortable that sometimes accompanies wearing a skirt.

Al: Get everything in advance. Don't wait until the last minute, because you probably won't have a backup plan if you can't get what you need and you'll also be very disappointed.

BakaKonekoRKL: Actually…they have shirts that look like that in Hot Topic…or they did, anyway.

Ed: People come to us with questions about their friends, love lives, and science experiments. Asking us about what clothes to wear isn't all that out of the ordinary.

Ello. I'm back.

Roy: Because...I don't know..

Wrath: Do you wanna join me in taunting Ed?

Hoshi-Ryuu

Roy: …

Wrath: Sure!!

I have a few questions for the FMA characters, but first I have one thing to say. COL. ROY MUSTANG IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER! Sorry about that but I wanted to get that through Ed's tiny little brain :p Heck I even asked my friends, who know nothing about FMA, who they thought was the coolest and they all said Roy. Anyway...

1. Envy why are you so angry with Ed? It's not his fault what his stupid father did.

2. Ed sorry about the "tiny little brain" comment you're my second favorite character, but anyway way do you hate Roy so much? And don't give me that stupid "because he's a bastard!" thing.

3. Izumi if you could would you adopt the Elric brothers?

4. Al I know you love al kittens but which breed is your favorite?

5. Roy hugs Roy when Ed's being annoying why don't you just pull rank and tell him to shut up? Also if I take Riza's gun away would you give her a hug? takes Riza's gun away

6. Riza, sorry for taking your gun, but could slap Roy next time he's procrastinating for me? D

Well that's it for now. Bye-Bye!

From: I'm not telling you my name!

Ed: If they don't know who we are, then their vote can't really mean anything!!

Envy: First of all, because he looks like that bastard and looking at him reminds me of him. And secondly, that bastard abandoned me, yet he loved those stupid brothers and his stupid wife.

Ed: …Because he likes to torture me and he's cocky and arrogant.

Izumi: …I really don't think I could deal with them.

Ed: Yeah…anyway, we'd get beat up too much.

Izumi: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I'M ABUSIVE!?

Ed: N-No!! Of course not!!!

Al: Uhmmm…I like them all!! '

Roy: Hmm…Because I don't feel like it? She has more weapons than her guns, you know. She could just punch me.

Riza: He's not stupid enough to touch me. And I would, only he's my superior, and it's easier to scare him into doing it.

Hello! Hee hee, I get to talk to the FMA Cast. Neat! So I've got a few things to say and ask.

Ed
1. I'm in love with you! Seriously!
2. There is nothing wrong with being short. (Not saying you ARE short) I'm 5'2" and I'm just as happy as the tallest of them.
3. I applaud you for staying sane even after all you've gone through.

Al
1. You're so cute! So I'm gonna give you this present. Though you probably shouldn't show Ed. You know, with it being a kitten and all.

Roy
1. So you're hott, big deal. I bet you can't charm THIS girl!

Havoc
1. Don't Listen to Roy. You're cute in your own way.
2. Lose the cigarettes and you might get a lot more women.

Hawkeye
1. Ever consider dating Havoc? I mean he isn't as lazy as Colonel Egomaniac!
2. You're my idol for being able to put men in their place!

Hughes
1. You are such a devoted father! Men like you are hard to find!

Yah. That's about it.
mysticalilly

Ed: Many people are. But thanks anyway. And thanks about all the other stuff you said.

Al: Yaaaay!

Ed: Give it back.

Al: Awww…

Roy: I bet I could if I could meet you in person ;)

Havoc: Thanks. Hey, I'm trying!!

Riza: Sorry, but I don't think I'm going to date anyone at this moment. Thank you; I appreciate that. :

Hughes: Thanks! I just love my daughter and wife SO much!!

Ok this is for Envy who makes your clothes and why do hold such a grudge against Ed? And for Roy do you have some sort of emotional problem that requires you to date a numerous amount of women? And Lust must you show so much cleavage? It's blinding!

Kakashi'sWife4Ever

Envy: I got them a while ago at some store, but Dante altered them to my liking. The answer to your second question has been answered for the person who doesn't wanna tell us his or her name; I'm not gonna repeat myself for some stupid humans.

Roy: No…I just enjoy the company of the opposite sex.

Lust: Maybe you should stop staring there, then. After all, you are this "Kakashi" guy's wife, am I right? I am Lust, after all; what do you want me to do about it?

To Ed:
- If someone calls you short (which I'm not saying you are), tell them, "I'm not short, I'm just in a world of GIANTS!"
To Envy:
- How do you feel about this song:
She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress
Is she a Mister or is she a Miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, she's my little guy
When I try to please her, I get poked in the eye
-end of song-
It's dedicated to YOU!

Gothic Fangirl

Ed: That's what I keep telling people, but no one ever believes me!!

Envy: Did you find that somewhere, or did you write it specifically for me? This will help me determine the method of your murder.

Ultimate homunculi AMV A Life of Their Own - FMA Homunculi
"Now I'll follow my own way, and I'll
Live on to another damn day
Freedom carries sacrifice,
Remember when this was my life"

Ultimate Envy theme song When You're Evil
"I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need"

funny FMA FullMetal Alchemist Files
"Envy can also take the shape of other people ideal for KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND CORRUPTING THEIR MINDS!"

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Envy: Bravo.

OK, I had one question left, but there's been a lot going on and I finished later than expected. For example, my idiot father's car broke down so I had to help steer it into the driveway while he and my mom pushed, but since our driveway is on a hill, THAT failed so I ended up pushing with my mom while he steered it in front of our house. My cat, who is an INDOOR CAT has also run outside three times in the course of an hour and a half. I also need to study for English since I didn't read some of the stories we're being tested on and also it would be great if I could do well on French. I'll work on the next column between tomorrow and Friday, and it should be up by Friday. But school's almost over, so yay. Until next time!