So, currently my computer has decided to hate me again, so unfortunately I'm gonna make this chapter a bit shorter just in case it decides to shut down on me. That and it's my mom's birthday today )
By the way…this is the 42nd chapter!!! XDDD (anyone get it?)
Hey Guys:
Well, I'm done asking for advice, but I've noticed glancing through these chapters that most people ask you questions more about yourselves in this thing anyway...not that I can think of anything at the moment...
Oh, Winry, thanks for the "moving forward" advice. I got it a bit late to take it but it's what I'm doing anyway.
One more thing, I saw somebody's comment about Mokuba from YuGi-Oh, and I just wanted to mention that a friend of mine and I are absolutely POSITIVE that Mokuba looks freakishly like Wrath. His older brother has a frightening similarity of appearance to Roy Mustang in my opinion too…
Oh...hey Ed, my friend and I were wondering...what would you do if one day you were going about your business, not doing anything out of the ordinary...and suddenly you were somewhere other then where you had just been...and it happened to be the bedroom of a fan of yours?
Love always
FriendlyFangirl88
Ed: Yeah, people don't really ask us for advice. It's more like, "OMGZ ED MAKE OUT WITH ENVY AND/OR ROY AND/OR YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!! RU9 NGIHYV90TY!!!" or something like that. So it's okay.
Winry: Oh, well, good luck anuyway!
Wrath & Roy: …What?
Ed: …RUN.
DO NOT STICK A DONUT UP YOUR NOSE!
To The Homunculi:
Alright already! I'll
tell you! A Klondike bar is a hollow chocolate shell filled with
delicious ice cream! I would sacrifice a human life for one! It's
THAT good!
To... THE AUTHOR:
You do a great job with this!
Wait a minute... Your school hasn't let out yet? Weird, my school let
out in May!
-HisokaYukiko
Ed: I'll keep that in mind the next time I eat doughnuts.
Gluttony: MMMMMMMMM…… ))))))))
BakaKonekoRKL: …Loser. I get out Tuesday. (sigh) It's not like we even do anything after finals. I mean really. Luckily, that probably means I'll be able to get a bunch of fanfiction written ) Oh gosh, I'm getting off topic again xD
More questions and comments from me, ones for Russell, you look like a flirt, I bet you're just as bad as Roy. Oh and what would you do if Fletcher was taken by child services?
Fletcher: What would you do if you were taken by child services?
(From a friend of mine) Izumi: When you were a child did you cough up blood? Did it scare the other kids, or did they think you were some sort of blood dragon, and if they did, did you kick their asses? Thank you!
Moofy-FanRussell: I am not!! Well, I'd probably beat them up and run off with him so they couldn't find us. But that's never going to happen.
Fletcher: Uhm…Run?
Izumi: No, actually. I cough up blood because some of my internal organs are missing as a result of my Human Transmutation attempt several years ago.
Riza: -lets go- sorry... I get too excited and happy sometimes...
Wrath: Good! -hugs-
Barry: No... I don't... I just think it's fun to try to kill them. Okay... if you like me... then... DON'T CHOP ME UP!!
Lust: Okay... -is all confused-
Ed: What's wrong with me? Well... nothing really... I just get hyper off of coffee that's all...
ShoushinRiza: That's ok.
Wrath: You can let go of me, too.
Barry The Chopper: Aww, come on. Just a little?
Ed: … (sigh)
Havoc: How's life?
Sorry, that just slipped out of me. I meant to say, how's YOUR life?
Is Roy stealing girls from you again?
To all: Do you agree with me
when I say this world is a cruel, cruel place and is TOTALLY AND
UTTERLY UNFAIR? I hope so, because nothing's perfect. You said it
Al...
Havoc: Not lately. I'm actually not dating anyone at this time (anyone of legal age interested?)
Al: I did? Well, I guess it depends on your outlook on life. Sure, bad things happen (such as computers breaking down on your mom's birthday and it OF COURSE has her cards stored on it), but it all depends on how you deal with it that counts (because the computer worked before she came home and not only did I get the cards, but I'm making an advice column too!). So you see, whatever's happening now, it'll all turn out alright Just remember: SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!! …
Hello!
Everyone:
-giggle
giggle- so many people got in a fight a few days ago and there in SO
much trouble! Its hilarious cuz I didn't xD!
Ed:
Ima make
a song for you? KK?
'I'm not a kid,
it's just that I'm
real short,
I am so small,
I cant join any real sports,
It's
so unfair,
That everyone my age is,
So much taller than me,
For
life!'
That was my version of I'm Just A Kid, you like?
Did you know you're practically a homunculus? I looked up the definition in the dictionary and it said that a homunculus is an artificially made DWARF! Hahahahahahaha!
Hughes:
Smile!
You're on Candid Camera! Muahaha, you're rubbing off on me. I'm
going to go around randomly taking pics of people! -takes your
picture-.
Envy:
I mean, I killed a bunch of toothbrushes,
brought them back to life and then they were so grateful that they
joined me and now we go around reeking havoc (hee hee Havoc) on
people who didn't brush their teeth! Be VERY happy they like you;
they're like rabid squirrels when they don't like someone. -takes
your picture-.
Oh and by the way, I found a quote that suits you perfectly! 'If you love something, let it go, if it comes back its yours, if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it' I guess the point is that you actually love Hohenheim, he never came back for you so you are hunting him down to kill him. Get it?
Russell:
xD
Ed's right, your not very good at cheering people up. But when you
tried and had that object thrown at your head, I laughed. So really
your great at making people feel better. Or maybe I'm just
sadistic... Oh well -takes your picture- -gives camera to friend,
kisses you, and gets friend to take a picture-.
Winry:
Go
stick your head in a tub filled with water while I stick a plugged in
blow dryer in it. -gets ready to take picture when her head is in the
tub getting electrocuted-
Riza:
Lolly pop lolly pop, ooh
lolly lolly lolly, lolly pop! -takes your picture-
Roy:
-sneaks
up on you and takes a picture of you in the shower- (this is for
whenever you take a shower xD).
Basque Grand:
Haha! Your
brain went 'splodey! You suck! How Hiromu Arakawa thought the name
GRAND suits you I don't know. Kinda sucks though cuz I want to make
your brain explode. That would be so cool... -takes a picture of your
dead self with your brains splattered everywhere-.
Scar:
You
rock! You made that stupid mans brain go 'splodey! Not to mention
the fact that you're hott... -takes your picture-.
That's all for now! -runs to random people, showing them all the pictures she took today XD- haha!
Sincerely,
The Bubble Wrap
Alchemist.
Ed: WHY YOU LITTLE-! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A SONG LIKE THAT!!! I'M GONNA--!!!
Al: Calm down, Brother!! …Hughes: Don't forget Elysia and Gracia! Ooh, I can show you some of mine, if you want!
Envy: You know, I agree with the midget-shrimp for once. I'm going to kill you, too.
Russell: Wait, what?
Winry: …I'm not stupid, you know.
Riza: …Um…
Roy: AAH! Go away!
Basque Grand: … (can't answer since he's dead and no one really likes him. See, Hughes can answer cuz he's awesome, but nobody likes this guy, therefore, he can't xD)
Scar: Thanks…I guess, but please don't take my picture.
I'm back loves!
Winry: -Glomps- Thank you SOO much!! The advice worked!!
Everyone: My cat, Drake, got hit by a car and we had to put him to sleep. And, to make it all worse, it all happened on my 16th birthday. I'm very depressed about it but I don't really need any advice, I would just like some comfort and support. Anything to make me feel better?
Envy: -attaches self to Envy- Can YOU make me feel better?! Pweasse!? I DID give you the blanket, didn't I?! And I'm not making anymore EnvyxEd comments, I deserve something from you!-cries-
Sweetkittens R.I.P Drake
Winry: I'm glad! I'm sorry about your cat, though.
Al: Aww, poor kitty (
Envy: Um…There, there? (pats head disinterestedly)
Ed: That's not gonna cheer her up, moron!Envy: Do you really think I care?
Ed: Heartless bastard.
Envy: Pipsqueak.
Ed: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Envy: Yeah, you heard me.
Winry: Should we stop them?
Al: …Nah…
BakaKonekoRKL: If it makes you feel any better, I spent the better half of the day sweeping my basement which has not been cleaned in, judging from the amount of dust caked onto everything, about 10 years and is rarely traveled into except for storage, has no ceiling (just insulation) and hard cement walls and floor with crappy graffiti on the wall. I swept it after my excruciatingly difficult French exam and let me tell you, it was not fun. I still smell like that musty place, even after a shower. So cheer up ) And hey- Al doesn't have a cat, either.
Al: …
Ok, Ok, I'm really mad right now. I need help, so this is towards Ed and Al.
OK, my friend is totally stupid sometimes!! I just stopped liking this guy and she takes it in her hands to go out with him!! Frig! I have two options, should I REALLY tell her how I feel, or should I kick her ass. I really prefer the second option cuz I know I could fight if I wanted to. Envy can answer this as well if he pleases.
Dreams – UnitedEd: While I'm always one for kicking someone's ass, how do you know that she hasn't liked this guy for a while but just never said anything because you liked him too? And if you don't like him anymore, then what does it matter what she does with him?
Winry: Ed! She's obviously hurt by this!
Ed: Well sorry for not understanding girls!
Winry: You should be! Listen, why don't you just tell your friend how you feel? Talking things out usually works better than beating someone up, don't you think?
Ed: (coughing) Yeah right.
Winry: (glare)
Ed: I didn't say anything!A/N …Whoops, I threw Winry in there ' Sorry, it's just when I wanna say something, instead of always throwing myself into the conversation, I try to use Winry because it makes sense for her to say things I'd say since we're both kinda similar. And I didn't know if I'd be able to get the same effect if I rewrote it so I didn't ' Gomen! I hope this is ok.
Hey!!
Ed, Al, Winry, Roy:
I have this really good friend at school, and I like him, and I'm sure he likes me (he took me to the prom). Only he's a Senior and I'm a Freshman. My mom was telling me that the way he looks at me is indescribable. He is getting a car this summer and told me that he will take me anywhere I want to go to. What signals can I give that will tell him that I like him too?
One other problem.
There's this girl who's a grade ahead of me, and I'm sure that she likes him too. But there's a big difference between us: She dresses like a slut and acts like one, while I was brought up to act decently around everyone. She is really rude to me because this guy took me to the prom, and because her Ex is like my little brother's role model. She will invite him to all of her parties and sneer at me when she gives him an invitation. I have taken the high road all year long and I can't take it much longer! What should I do?
Thanks!!
EdElricFan1001
Roy: Take it from me. Age doesn't matter in a relationship, unless it's to the point of pedophilia.
Ed: Perv.
Al: …I think what they're trying to say is that a few years shouldn't make a difference if you really love each other. But then, what is "love", anyway?
Winry: …Well, it sounds really sweet, anyway. It seems that he really likes you, and he obviously doesn't like the other girl that much if he asked you to the prom. If you guys aren't going out already, I don't see why you haven't asked him out yet, because it seems pretty obvious that he likes you.
Ed: But if he's going away to collage soon…well, that could put a strain on your relationship if he goes to another state or something and won't be home very often.
Al: Just ignore the other girl. Like Winry said, he likes you, not her. People are always going to be like that in life, so you really can't let them get to you.
Wow…I actually managed to get all of them in! I'm amazing Oh, and a question for more experienced users. What does it mean to subscribe to someone? Is it the same as an alert? If so, why the different names? Why am I just now beginning to get these e-mails? I mean, I haven't really changed anything about my account. I'm kinda confused, so any answers would be greatly appreciated Thanks, loves! Review please!