Simply Put

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The shortest Neville/Hermione ever, by request of Red Bess Rackham.

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Neville is a nervous young lad.

Hermione is a kind-hearted bookworm.

Neville thinks bookworms have something to do with the plants he loves so dearly.

Hermione isn't getting any with Ron, so she and Neville get it on.

Neville discovers that bookworms aren't really worms, but strangely, he's ok with that.

The End.