Well, my computer is still being a little weird…but I've decided to try to get this done. Otherwise some of your heads might fall off ' So let's get going!
Ed: Hey Ed... you have a clone!! -shows him Hoshi-Ryuu- she looks just like you... well... she has glasses.. but oh well!
Barry: NO! I don't want to be chopped up... even though I wouldn't die... but still!!
Wrath: But... I don't want to let go!! -clings onto him-
-Okay... Hoshi-Ryuu is going to talk now-
Ello everyone! okay,
Ed: Since I'm technically your "Clone" can you give me some lines I could use if someone calls me short? I am short on top of it so...yes..
Wrath: Ello Wrathy-kun!! Good to see you again, don't kill Shoushin…She's just a lovable person.
Roy: What would you do if the Military officers forced you to lead a conga line?
See you laters!!
-Shoushin waves- bye-bye!
Shoushin and Hoshi-RyuuEd: Riiiiight…And the fact that she's a girl.
Barry The Chopper: Heh heh…
Wrath: Geeze, just let go already!!! (trying to push her off)
Ed: If you're really my "clone", then you must be one of Tucker's experiments or something! …But anyway. Jus tell them that you're just living on an alien planet full of giants and that it's better to be short and sexy than to be tall and ugly. Like Roy.
Roy: Hey! At least I can get a date!
Wrath: I'll consider it, as soon as she stops clinging to me!!
Roy: Depends. Where, when, for how long, and what would the women be wearing?
Her evilness has
returned! (after long absence)
okay here I go
Greed why are you
trying to become immortal? Homunculi are practically immortal (unless
I made a horrible mistake) so I see no point
Kimbley you are so
awesome! I think I have figured out your Alchemic technique! And I
have pledged to try to recreate it! muah hah hah!
Ed shorty!
(x10)
everyone there is this guy at school you teases me to hell
so I threw a chair at him and got suspended oh well can you all
please tell me what I should do
Dante I hate you
I will return
do not doubt it
roxie-san
Greed: The key word there is practically
Kimbley: Good luck, kid. Let me know how it turns out.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ELF THE SIZE OF A BEAN!?!?!?
Dante: I'm not too happy about the fact that you're alive, either.
Al: First of all, you should learn to control your anger better. (sighs) You're just like my brother…There's not too much that you can do about it now, but next time, don't let what he says get to you. All he wants is to see you upset, so it's better to just ignore him, or tell someone that he's bothering you so that they can deal with it so that you don't get in trouble.
I'm back! With more pictures too! -insert evil laugh-
Ed:
Don't
be mad! Tis but a merry jest! You are truly not short! Someone your
size cannot be put on a size scale XD -takes your picture-.
Al: Walkin' Talkin' applesauce! You punched Ed! Hahahahaha! (referring to the episode -The Ishbalan Massacre-) -does a kitten dance with her 30 cats, dances over to Al and sneaks him one. And there are so many other cats that Ed doesn't notice!-
Envy:
YELLOW JACKETS,
WO! Lol, it was play day at school today and I was on the yellow team
and we named ourselves the Yellow Jackets, like the bees. And we WON!
WOOHOO! Come on Envy, show some team spirit! EVERYONE SHOW SOME TEAM
SPIRIT!
Hughes: Ok! -exchanges pictures with Hughes-
Gracia: -takes your picture-
Elysia: -takes your picture-
Russell:
What what? (you said what and I'm
wondering what you said what for cuz I know you said what for
something, so what?, Try saying that 10x fast!)-takes your picture
then starts randomly cuddling you-.
Winry:
Really? I got
the impression that you were. -hits YOU over the head with a giant
wrench- HA, HOW DOES IT FEEL!
Riza:
When you're blue, and
you don't, know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion
sits? lol, ok I'm done. Hehe, Mustang's useless in the rain
-giggle- you pwned him!
Roy:
I will give that picture to my
Fuhrer and he can blackmail you! MUAHAHAHA. By the way, my Fuhrer is
Vic Mignogna! And I am a proud Ranger!
Scar:
-cant help but
feel all sad inside- Am I the only one who thought you sounded really
sad when you said that or am I going crazy? -huggles you- I'm
sorry! I'll never take your picture again! -cries on you cuz your
nice and now she feels sad-. (My friend laughs at the nice part by
the way...)
Havoc:
I just want you to know that I know
someone of legal age who loves you... She is my imaginary friend
Mimi, she REALLY likes you -. Oh and she can be quite mean if she
doesn't get her way...
Come on babies, do the locomotive! -does the locomotive-,-makes everyone do the locomotive, even Basque Grand!-
Sincerely,
The Bubble Wrap Alchemist
Ed: …Someone had caffeine today…
Al: What about applesauce? YAY, KITTIES!!!
Ed: …GET THEM ALL OUT OF HERE, NOW!! I can't believe you guys are still going on about that!!
Envy: Why the hell should I care?
Russell: …Do you think you could stop that?
Winry: Hey, that's unfair! I've only used regular-sized wrenches!
Riza: Yes, I'm aware of this…
Roy: What? How could you chose that miniscule shrimp over me?
Ed: WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I'M NO-
Roy: Give it a rest. You're short and you know it.
Ed: (too fuming mad to say anything)
Scar: Um…thanks for your concern?
Havoc: BUT SHE'S IMAGINARY!!! (sobbing)
Al: You have an obsession with old songs, don't you?
...I may have to go
back to asking you for advice. You see, despite my name, I
am...well...rather sadistic. Not in any way that manifests in my
everyday life, only in my...ahem...writing. The characters I
love the most are the ones I put through the worst torment. I
enjoy watching the characters I love overcome their suffering and
such...only I usually don't write far enough to see them
overcome...so I usually just write them suffering. Anyway...I've
finally hit a bit of a wall with that. See (oh man, Ed's gonna kill
me) I have this situation in my head that would cause a great
deal of physical and emotional pain for Al. Only I can't. I
found a character I love too much to write getting hurt...but the
story idea won't leave me alone! I even have enough thought through
that I could see the story through to a happy ending! But every
time I try to write the opening sequence...I visualize through maybe
ten seconds before I have to stop...because I just can't hurt Al!
(O.K., maybe Ed WON'T kill me...) I'm bound to get mixed
reactions to this question...I just...this story is begging to get
written but my sadism has reached its limit. Help.
Al: …Why me?
Ed: As much as I hate that it's about my little brother…Three options. First, you could write it about another character entirely. Two, you could write it about another character, but go back a day or two later and change it to Al. Or you could write a little bit at a time, just push through the torment and get it over with.
Al: …Are you absolutely positive that it has to be about me? I mean, I've lost my body; isn't that enough?
BakaKonekoRKL: I was once writing a lemon, which was particularly hard for me (don't ask) but I pretty much just kept pushing through, like Ed said, and once I got through the tough parts it was much easier to keep going.
Ed: It's also easier to write "he" and "she" instead of using actual names. If you want to, you can go back later and change it.
I have to pack for camp and study for exams, plus I want to read fanfiction and watch Naruto. I'm having trouble balancing priorities! Any opinions?
HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocriteEd: Why not just eat the food?
Al: I think it's a show.
Ed: Oh. Well in that case, study, but once it becomes difficult to concentrate, pack for a bit until your brain feels rested and ready to study again. Tape the food-show so you can watch it later and print out fanfiction so you're not restricted to just reading it on the internet (this way, you can read it after your exams are over and crazy proctors won't let you talk or on the bus ride to school or the ride to camp).
Al: How come you can tell other people how to be organized, but you can't do a thing to help yourself?
Ed: I'm perfectly organized!!
Al: Suuure…
More questions and comments from me, Russell- You lie.
Al- I got some now and laters a candy but I'm eating them all and I'm not good at making things last, any ideas on how to help.
Wrath- Would you hate me forever if I gave you a kiss?
Ed- would you rather live with Dante for a month, not killing her and vise versa, or live with a rotting fish body around your neck for a month, not being able to take it off and stuff?
Moofy-FanRussell: No I don't!
Al: Um, just pace yourself, I guess. Put some away and force yourself not to eat them for as long as possible.
Wrath: Yes. Don't even think about it!
Ed: …Fish.
Ed-
Would you
dance if I asked you to dance?
Would you run and never look
back?
Would you cry if you saw me crying?
Would you save my
soul tonight?
Would you laugh, OH PLEASE TELL ME THIS,
Now
would you die for the one your love?
HOLD ME CLOSE TONIGHT.
Mkay, enough with quoting Enrique Iglesias songs. Let's get down to BUSINESS.
...All of you, I guess, particularly Ed and Al--This week I have to go to a Girl's Camp for the week, and everyone is uber uptight, and we are not allowed to bring any music playing devices (sob) or books, or any sort of joy or happiness along with us. So I'm going to be hiking and stuck up in the middle of nowhere at a place that could rival a labor camp. You and Al (.../whoever else) travel a fair deal of the time. What do you do along the journey to entertain yourself?
Peace, love, and cupcakes,
Rileycakes
Ed: Maybe, yes, no, depends, no, yes, no. Hope that was clear enough.
Al: We usually keep each other company, so maybe you could try to make some friends to talk with.
Ed: Draw on yourself. Take a pen and draw and write on yourself. They'll probably get mad at you, though.
Al: If you don't want to go, you really should talk to your parents about it, especially if it makes you unhappy.
Ed: You could also always sneak the things in. Granted, they might take it, but if you print some fanfiction out, it doesn't really matter if they take it after you've read it.
For Ed:
1) How do you get that antenna to stay up? Do you use hair gel or something?
For Al
1) Cat's are EVIL...a cat killed my pet bird...the blood...
for Winry
1) do you consider the wrench a deadly weapon?
For Riza
1) PLEASE go trigger-happy on that pervert Roy's !
For Roy:
RESPECT WOMEN MORE
for Envy
You rock dude
for Lust
Put a sweater on, GOD!
MegaSliferSlacker7Ed: What antenna? I don't do anything to my hair, it's just natural.
Al: Aw, I'm sorry…but I still love cats!
Winry: When I'm using it, it could be.
Riza: …He hasn't exactly done anything (yet).
Roy: What makes you think that I don't?
Envy: Obviously.
Lust: How's no for an answer?
To Edo-I don't know
why I am asking you of all people but...
Ok I'm trying to
do well in school but I keep on
falling asleep in class. Any
suggestions on how to stay
up? Btw, how do I stop my friend
from posting embarrassing
pics of me? Help!
Ed: Get plenty of sleep the night before. Don't stay up late, and even if you're going to bed so early that it's laughable, just do it. Set a tape for anything you might want to watch that night and watch it the next day or over the weekend. As for your second problem, you can either take the camera away or stop doing embarrassing things!
Hmm, that seemed like a short chapter lol. But anyway. Thanks to everyone's' help on helping me to figure out the whole subscribe vs. alert thing a bit more. I appreciate it Also, I believe that my computer is slowly dying, so I may not be able to post for a while. Actually, I'm going to clean my room (I suggest that if you have a place to hide in case the apocalypse comes, you go there) tomorrow after school ends and Wednesday. Tomorrow there's also TKD testing and Thursday and Friday evenings I have parties. And tomorrow's also my last day of school!! So I'll probably post during the day at some point this week. But I can't post if I have no reviews, so review! 3