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The shortest Tom/Hermione ever, by request of Do Re Mi 123. Now you never have to read one!
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Hermione Granger was on the run.
Lavender had threatened her with, gasp, a makeover. No matter what she said, Hermione could not convince her dorm mate that no makeover was needed.
Suddenly a mysterious potion came flying out of nowhere and landed smack on Hermione's face.
She gagged and then everything went black….
Hermione awoke to the sight of an unbelievably handsome young man. He had wavy black hair, inky black eyes that seemed to draw you in and drown you in their mysterious depths, and a smile that made girls for miles around swoon.
Hermione introduced herself to this complete stranger, not stopping to think that maybe in the future he might become a bloodthirsty villain who was out to get her best friend.
"I-I'm Tom, Tom Riddle," the boy said nervously, shyly flashing her the infamous grin that made girls for miles around swoon.
But swoon Hermione didn't.
She, with her awesome brainpower, had connected the dots. This Tom Riddle was the beast who would go on to become a bloodthirsty villain who was out to get her best friend! Oh the humanity.
But for some inexplicable reason, none of that mattered anymore. She could love him, she could change him! He would no longer become a bloodthirsty villain who was out to get her best friend!
But suddenly, more mysterious potion came flying out of nowhere, startling Tom Riddle and his lady-love and sending said lady-love back to the future from whence she came.
When she woke once more, Hermione began to cry. But not for long because Voldemort was attacking the castle! No longer could she wallow in self-pity, for she held the keys to defeating the bloodthirsty villain who was out to get her best friend.
As soon as he saw her, Tom Riddle aka Voldemort aka the Big Bad Beastie stopped what he was doing. Mesmerized by her beauty, he was brought to his knees by the sheer memory of their time together.
"Mia!" – for that was what he had called her in the late 1940s—"Mia, I've missed you so! That five minutes I spent with you has never stopped haunting me! If you just kiss me, I'll leave your friend alone and go live in Bermuda!"
Hermione shrugged. "Ok, sounds cool."
And so the world was saved.
The End.
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Wow, a chapter that didn't end in making out or other much dirtier things. Now let me explain. Many parts of this were heavily inspired by an absolutely horrible Tom/Hermione I read whilst I was bored. The well-written parts are entirely my own.
Now allow me to scare you silly: crap like this does actually exist. Even scarier: people review it and LOVE IT.
If you'd like to read the story this came from, let me know. I'll tell you where to find it. But I won't list it publicly… I don't want to embarrass anyone.