…My computer actually turned on the first time I tried…weird, huh? So I immediately went to type this up. Note: I woke up about 5 minutes ago (I'm pathetic lol), so I may be slightly loopy xD
Havoc, don't be depressed! If I were of legal age (and if you existed in my universe) I would totally date you! My username was almost HAVOCHanajimaHilariaHypocrite but I changed it last-minute after I watched Hughes die. Any progress on quitting the nicotine? -hands havoc a box of nicotine patches and nicotine gum- SMOKING KILLS!
XD HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite
Havoc: Oh come on! Stop tormenting me already! D: And…um…I'm definitely making tons of progress……RABBITS EAT LETTUCE!! .
It's... me again.
To Ed:
I'm calm now and I'm going to follow your
advice. It's already working. Gasp! Yay! You actually gave me advice!
I LOVE YOU! (Hugs and clings onto his leg) NOW I REMEMBER WHY I ASKED
YOU TO MARRY ME IN MY FIRST REVIEW!
To Scieszka:
Did you
know I made a website about you? The link is on my
profile.
-HisokaYukiko
Ed: While I'm glad my advice is working, COULD YOU PLEASE LET GO OF ME!??!??!
Scieszka: Cool I didn't know that people liked me that much
Ed: ... -thinks for a minute- but the scientists could have combined your DNA with... a frog or fish... I don't know which one it is... maybe it's both... but I heard that during certain times... they can change their gender... HEY... just like Envy!
Barry: -stops- but... you aren't the only one who cut people up... the others are... Ed, Dorochet, Envy, Wrath, Lust, Pride, and Ling...
Wrath: -still clinging- But... I thought you were always angry...
Envy: Hi! I saw a skit on YouTube and it was you as a Spice Girl! It was very funny!
ShoushinEd: …A frog or a fish? …Can we not go any farther into this than we already have, it's beginning to become more than a little scary…
Barry The Chopper: …You memorized that? You have no life.
Wrath: I AM, BUT YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE, SO LET GO BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!
Envy: I swear I'm going to destroy that thing…
Ed: I'm not crazy, and I bet if you transformed into anything, it would be a shrimp! lol XD
To all: We chose Wing's Wish after we submitted that last one, so sorry. But anyways…
Winry: Can I borrow your wrench to ruin Ed's automail, and then fix it?
Hoshi-RyuuEd: What? What did you say? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, AND KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!
Al: Oh, well, that's okay
Winry: Uh…Sure…I guess…
Hee! Just one question
Ed - In the movie when Alphonse slammed you into the stairs I laughed. Sorry, but you deserved it. You acted like a girl that was PMSing.
Wait! I have another! - Why did you pick on Wrath so much? And you realize that the way you acted probably no one truly likes you? Sorry to burst your bubble.
Dreams – UnitedEd: No way did I deserve it!! What's wrong with you!? And hey, Wrath had my limbs. Wouldn't you be kinda pissed, too? And I'm pretty sure that a LOT of people like me. Ha! So there!
Havoc: Your so cute! Will you ever get a girlfriend? I'm half your age, so don't even think about it!
Roy: Any tips on what guys like and
how to break the ice with them?
Hawkeye: Keep the Colonel in
line!
Ed: You said you were agonistic. What's that?
Mean Fangirl Havoc: How come everyone's picking on me today…:,(Roy: Hmm…well-
Ed: You don't wanna ask him that! He'll just give you some perverted answer!
Roy: I will not!
Riza: I sure will.
Ed: Agnostic is questioning god's existence. And atheist is not believing in a god at all.
Roy: Hey, do I get to answer my question?
Ed: NO!!
Gum is pink! Therefore... Gum is evil!
To everyone: Just for the fun of saying it. I went sailing today with my class and I was put in a team with my three friends, Julia, Jamie and Justin. Well Justin's crazy and decided we needed a name. So the boat was the Blue Pearl and the crew was: Captain Jack Justin, Ms. Elizabeth Scott, Jamie Turner and Davey Jade XD! It was so much fun. And we had this major water fight on the sailboats and attacked the teachers!
Ed:
Keep up
with that attitude and I wont even write to you! Mr. Snooty! Hmph,
now I'm not going to tell you what I was going to tell you, it was
awesome by the way! Well, dern it! I have to tell you cuz if I don't
then I'll forget because of my awful memory that is like
non-existent. Ok, well I just added a bunch of Ed smilies and they
are adorable!
Kimbley:
Since I am such a NICE person (I
hope everyone seen the 'nice' in there!) I wont kick you. And since
YOU'RE such a nice person... And Scar wont do it, can you blow up
my friends? Oh and my school? Heck, you can even blow up the school
I'm going to next year! That'd be great!
Roy:
Oh, yeah
she's single! She wants to date you! Oh and don't listen to Riza,
go for it! She isn't your mommy, you're a grown man and you can
make your own decisions!
Scar:
Ha! You wish I'd leave you
alone! I go into like fan-girl mode when I really like someone!
-jumps on your back like she's getting a piggy-back- I'm comfy.
Ima stay like this forever!
Havoc:
Good, now if you're
done crying like a baby, I can tell you good news! I know an actual
person who is of legal age and likes you! -shows pictures- See she's
real!
Lust:
You know what? You just hurt my feelings!
-cries- Now I'm gonna have to tease and bug you till I feel better!
Oh and by the way... -sneaks up behind you when you're in front of
everyone, pulls down your sleezy strapless dress and runs away-
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! REVENGE!
Friend...
Al:
No you won't.
Don't kid yourself, it'll make you more sad when you finally
realize the truth.
Envy:
Potty mouth! I oughta wash it out
with soap! In fact -pulls out a big bar of Dove soap and sticks it in
your mouth- that'll teach ya!
End of friends...
Everyone I'm gonna sing you a happy song I wrote myself!
(What I've
been looking for - High School Musical)
Its hard to believe,
That
you had to pee,
Cuz you were already in the bathroom,
Thought I
would explode,
With nowhere to go,
Cuz you were already in the
bathroom,
This feelings like no other,
I've got to goo!
But
there's nothing I can do,
There's nowhere to poo,
What can
I do?
Cuz there's nothing I can do,
We need another loo,
So
I can poo,
So tired while I,
Tried to hold in my pee,
Till
you were no longer in the bathroom,
Doo doody doo,
Doo doody
doo doo doo,
Oh oh oh ohh,
Doo doody doo,
Doo doody doo doo
doo,
Oh oh oh oh oh,
So good to see you walking out the
door,
Never felt so good before!
And now I'm done,
No
longer dancing around,
Or making waterfall-like sounds!
So whaddya think? Took me 3 hours to write that! Man am I tired!
Love
you all! Cept Winry...
The Bubble Wrap Alchemist!
Ed: Why does everyone keep talking about this bird guy? Geeze. Smilies, huh? Cool.
Kimbley: ) Sure thing, kid.
Roy: Well I would…except she'd probably shoot me. So how about we meet somewhere, hm?
Scar: Please get off of me before I get really angry…
Havoc: YES! When can I meet her??
Lust: Well I'm just so sorry. And I don't really mind, to tell you the truth. I am Lust, after all. (pulls dress back up)
Al:( Um…okay.
Envy: BLRUGGGH MURRRPH BLEERRPHH!!
Ed: …That was just…disturbing.
All: Agreed.
Envy: BLMMMRPH!!!
To Roy:
- I'm
so sorry... -huggles for 5 seconds- Anyway, I've got better things to
do... Like hug Ed! -hugs Ed-
To Ed:
- NO! NEVER! Until you give
Al a kitty!
To Envy:
- Because he's hot and short (no offence,
Ed), and I'm hot and short!
To Al:
- Put these on... -gives
glasses- They may look goofy, but at least you can see this invisible
kitten! -hands kitten-I have another pair... Ed can't get these!
(Except for the fact I'm still a fangirl and he can bribe me or
something...)
Gothic Fangirl
Roy: Sure you can't hold onto me for just a few more seconds? ;)
Ed: …WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS!?
Envy: …Loser.
Ed: See, the problem is, I'M RIGHT HERE, SO I KNOW ABOUT IT. Al, give it back.
Al: Uh…okey.
Ed: No, really, give it back. I'm not stupid.
Al: Okaaaay… (hands kitten back)
Zilo and Saz again...with more questions/comments/random junk, because we like to take up your time:
To Authoress: Amazing job on something so funny. Keep up the great work.
To Envy: Your fighting style is a lot of fun to watch (especially when you're knocking Ed around in Lab 5...no offense Ed) and I've heard some people say it reminds them of Capoeira. Is it a specific style or just something you picked up?
To Al: ...You're so cute (hugs)
To Scar: Even though you're always blowing people's brains out, I still like you...you're very dedicated if nothing else. And maybe a little misunderstood.
To Ed: Well, I can't leave you out, because I love you (hugs)
To Roy: Oh, well if that's all! (sarcasm) But where did other people get this idea that you're old? You're under thirty, aren't you? You're young!!
And now for my actual problem: My younger sister and I used to be really close. We did all kinds of things together, and we even wrote fanfics together. Then all of a sudden she doesn't like me, she doesn't want to hang out with me, she thinks I'm weird. I have no idea where this came from, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything. How do I handle this?
SAZ'S-CHAN'S STUFF
Ed: No, no, not short...well, okay yeah!! But my brother is 18, and he's 4'11'', so no worries!
Roy: COLONEL MUSTANG! (hugs) My first bishie! Man I love you...
Barry The Chopper: Why you always gotta chop? What about slash, slice, dice, poach, mince, all that junk? I bet you'd like a man-sized blender!! It has all those, plus puree! Whee! Oh, and can you violently dismember my ex? He's totally saying untrue things about me online...
Kimbley: And can you blow up the remains?
Havoc: You seem to be lacking in the girlfriend area...here check out this pic of my cousin! (shows picture) She's 22, and she LOVES you!!
Zilo's Blue Pen
BakaKonekoRKL: Thaaaaaaank youuuus (still tired…)
Envy: Heh heh…thanks. Really, it's just something I picked up.
Al: Thanks (blushes)
Scar: Thank you very much.
Ed: Heh heh…Thanks.
Roy: Doesn't everyone? ;)
Barry The Chopper: Of course I will! As long as you get me that man-sized blender!
Kimbley: Hell yeah!
Havoc: Awesome!! Now there are TWO girls who I can officially date!!
A/N Uh…once again, I messed up. Sorry ' I APOLOGIZE!!! See, I AM still really super tired!!
Ok I'm new in
you FMA Question Answers thingie, and I came up with a bunch of
embarrassing as hell questions.
To Ed:
1. You are not that
small compared to other people, heck some adults barely reach 4 ft,
have you ever watch a show 'Little People Big World'? The smallest
adult in history would reach three feet!
2. If Roy ever bugs you
again, knee him in the groin, (with your auto-leg) then he'll bow
lower than you, crying in rivers.
3. How did you feel when you
found out that Wrath actually took your arm and leg and is using it
for evil purpose?
4. You know that Roy is useless during the rain
right? Well why don't you rub it in his face. Lets add the fact that
you can use Alchemy without circles (Though I'm sure he doesn't want
to loose a limb the have that ability...)
To Al:
1. Have you
ever gone through puberty and gain leg hairs? I'm asking because in
one of the manga, on the 'extra comic strips section' you grew leg
hairs.
2. If you ever really did get a cat, what would you name
her and him (notice the her and him that means two separate
names...unless you give a name that is both boy and girl...)
3.
You know that's sad that you run away from Ed with a cat in your
armor. I don't know if the cat ever suffer trauma from it (not
intended to offend you or anything, Al-kun, I just love you to death
to do that, YOU ARE SO CUTE!)
4. Why don't you get a cat that will
so totally follow you around, is smart not to get in the line of
fire, and can feed on it's own, that way you and Ed don't have to
worry as much and you still get the pleasure to cuddle with it. (ED
LET HIM HAVE A CAT YOU BLOODY smacks her own mouth to prevent from
getting any further...ehehe sorry?)
to Roy:
1. Ok first off I
don't hate you, but I don't love you either. Just to let you know
that you are not the most irresistible person in the world, nor are
the most handsome in the world, there are a few people that can so
totally kick your ass on the looks department, like say, ohh I don't
know, EDWARD ELRIC!
2. How does it feel to have your ass saved by
Riza from Scar on a rainy day grins evilly. You're useless during
the rain, huh?
3. Would you rather straddle naked on a cactus or
would you rather get locked up in jail for one month (without your
'special' gloves) with a REALLY horny cellmate? (Sorry, like I said,
I came up with really embarrassing questions) AND YOU CAN'T BACK OUT
ON THE QUESTIONS!
4. DO YOUR DANG PAPERWORK! I'm even bigger
pyromaniac than you are...you know what I'm Pryokenetic myself so
that means that I can make flames on my own power, so I will help
Riza in making sure you get you paperwork done.
To Envy:
1.
What. Is. Up. With. Your. Getup? Why so much skin and legs shudders
SERIOUSLY. HOW. CAN. YOU. WEAR. A. MINISKRIT! And people are going to
mistake you for a palm tree in the dark...
2. I know you hate Ed's
guts, the fact that you killed him is a sure fact, but the more you
fight with him, the more the crazy people out there are going to get
ideas...(you don't want to know what some of those idea's are...)
To
Riza:
1. YOU ROCK GIRL! And I really like your method in keeping
people in check, especially with your dog, Black Hayate. (gods know
how much problems I get with my own three dogs)
To Havoc:
1.
...Do you want to try an online dating service...? I'll make sure I
help Riza in keeping Roy safe flames erupt from her hand I'LL
MAKE SURE OF IT!
To Lust:
1. Laughs like a maniac You know
not long ago I read a comic from and there was a section where Envy
read a really embarrassing part about your life, so get a load of
this; Scar's brother sacrificed his family jewel to try to revive
you. Laughs like a maniac again
To Scar:
1. Same thing with
Lust; I read a comic from Deviantart and read that Greed was telling
you to use your family jewels, before it shrivels up like a
raisin...crackles like loony
To Everyone in FMA:
1. Do not, I
repeat DO NOT go on. You'll only find some of the most ridiculous,
perverted, funny as hell of your selves and everyone around you. My
case rests on Scar and Lust.
Dragon260
Ed: …Well that definitely makes me feel better…And I would, except he's usually behind his desk when he torments me. Needless to say, I was VERY pissed off. And yeah, that's actually a pretty good idea…
Al: Eheh heh…no, actually. Uh, I dunno, it'd have to depend on what it looked like. Oh no! Do you think it's suffered trauma!? But thanks well…yeah…but it might be a bit hard to get a cat like that…
Ed: No I will NOT!
Roy: No way. And so what, I made a mistake. Big deal, everybody does. Hmm…The second one, as long as it was a woman ;) I will…when I feel like it…
Envy: Grrr……IT'S NOT A FCUKING MINISKIRT!!!!!!! AND NO THEY WON'T!! And I bet I don't.
Riza: Thanks so much Black Hayate's really well trained now.
Havoc: Sure!!
Lust & Scar: What are you talking about? That never happened!
Everyone Else: Whatever you say…
So, I'm super sorry that I didn't get a chance to answer the rest of the questions (I SWEAR I'll get to them next time, so please just be patient!!), but I have a birthday party to go to in…half an hour. And I'm still in my pajamas!! Oh crap…And as a side note, NEVER try to make ramen WHILE you're typing an advice column…take it from me ' Anyway, I'll answer as many reviews as I can next time, as long as my computer works again! My lovely computer…