My computer is still a little…"special", as we like to say, but it's being good right now. Goooood computer Anyway, I'm not sure if I'll be able to put another chapter up this week, as I have TaeKwonDo all day (from 10 to 7) tomorrow and Wednesday (from 10 to 3), and Thursday's my birthday (yippie. More anime!), but I'll try. Hey, you never know. I'll also try not to skip around with reviews this time. But hey, you never know.

Ed
-I looked up on Wikipedia about Napoleon syndrome, and you definitely have it. If you don't know what it is, look it up.

Al
-I seen an OVA of FMA after the movie and in a picture Ed was looking at, you're taller than Ed.

Roy
-just stop complaining and procrastinating, and maybe you'll get your work done.

Harryswoman

Ed: …I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!

Al: Uh…while that may be true…

Ed: No way, I'm definitely taller.

Al: Right…heh.

Roy: Eh.

Homunculi-if you knew Dante had no intention of giving you your humanity and would betray and kill you all at the drop of a hat would have done things differently?

Envy-if you were aware that Ed hated Hohenheim as much as you do would you have still gone through with your vendetta or ask Ed to help you kill the deadbeat?

State Alchemists-you do realize you keep causing your own problems, first with that Ishbalan War, because I mean come on why couldn't you have tried diffusing the situation instead of the mass genocide which resulted in Scar's vendetta then you kidnap Wrath who's only crime was being a Homunculus and caused him to run into a closet where Envy could have his way with him (not that way you yaoi crazed perverts) and now you have a psychopath to deal with (am I the only one who sees the pattern here?).

Lust: Of course.

Envy: Ha! Of course not. I could easily kill her. And I would've killed that little pipsqueak anyway, because that bastard is his father, whether he likes him or not.

Roy: A lot of us didn't know what was being done with Wrath, as it was being done in secrecy. As for the Ishbalan War, we have to follow our Fuhrer, who was a Homunculus. And anyway, we had no idea that something like Scar would happen.

More questions and comments from me.

Ed and Al and everyone else that thinks they can help- I have this friend, it's actually the one that gave you all names, if you remember, and well, she hurts herself, and now, despite my protest, she's started to go bulimic too, but she's already as skinny as a stick, her parents know about the cutting. I've tried everything to stop her, and the only other person I can talk to about this just went to North Carolina the day she went bulimic and I can't get a hold of her. She needs help, but her parents know and we are out of school so I can't tell any teacher, and I just don't know what to do, I've tried EVRYTHING!

Fletcher- I miss my one friend; will you be my friend till she gets back?

Russell- Eat this hands him a cup of pudding Don't worry there's nothing wrong with it, I'm just bored and wanted to give you something.

Heiderich- I like you do you like me?

Moofy-Fan

Al: Her parents should really be doing something about it, but until you can find someone else to help you, keep trying to dissuade her from it. Let her know about all of the terrible things that can happen if she continues (you can find these things out online) and always stick with it. Also, support her parents in trying to get her to stop; let them know about everything. Don't worry about her getting mad at you, because that's not as bad as her dying. There are also places she can go if it gets really serious (though it may be a good idea to stop it before it gets that bad), and they can usually make the person better. Good luck!

Fletcher: Uhm, okay.

Russell: …Are you sure it's not poison?

Heiderich: Uh, I guess so.

It's me again... DONUTS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

To Ed:
I'm not letting go of you until you kiss me! And transmute me a chocolate bar! (That's right, I'm back to obsessive fangirl mode!)

To Scieszka:
I don't know about other people, but I'm a big fan of yours!

To Mustang:
If you had to choose between these three girls, who would you choose?
Bachelorette #1: A woman with a pink and purple Mohawk, piercings and tattoos all over her body, and road rage.
Bachelorette #2: A woman around the age of 80, who spends her time knitting and pinching your cheek.
Bachelorette #3: A spoiled little six-year-old girl who will scream and cry until you buy her candy and toys.
Tough choice, huh? No backing out of this one!

-HisokaYukiko

Ed: NO!! I'm NOT going to kiss you and I'll ONLY give you chocolate if you let go!!!

Scieszka: Oh, thanks so much

Roy: …Yes I can. I can just refuse to answer you. I mean, I really don't have the time. I have a lot of work to do…

Riza: That's never stopped you before, sir.

Roy: SHHH!!

Ed: Well you're the one that made the conversation go further than it was supposed to... so it's your fault and how is it scary?

Barry: No... I had to look in my profile book and look around in my manga books... -whacks him over the head- I DO HAVE A LIFE, UNLIKE YOU!!

Wrath: -smiles and lets go- okay!

Envy: Aw... but why? YouTube is soo much fun!

Lust and Scar: -grabs a stool, stands on it, and pats their heads- You two seem to get picked on a lot, don't you?

Shoushin

Ed: CAN WE JUST GET OFF THE TOPIC!?!?

Barry The Chopper: At least I don't talk to non-living people all the time!

Wrath: THANK you.

Envy: YouTube is going to die in a firey explosion of death.

Ed: That's as violent as you're gonna get?

Envy: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!?

Lust & Scar: You mean like right now?

I'M BACK with vengeance to make several people in FMA lives miserable. Ok I'll start with
HUGHES:
1. You know my family has a whole bunch of digital cameras? Well I'm giving you one so you can take like a gazillion pics of your WONDERFULLY CUTE, ADORABLE DAUGHTER! XP Oh and I must not forget the hard drive so you can save all those pictures into your computer. And this digital camera has a screen pics (meaning you can show and bug everyone within twenty miles with it)
Al:
1. Do you want my cat? Because for some reason he hates us and my mom and dad hates him. His name is Sylvester and he is a HUGE cat! Like...three feet to four feet from head to tail, and one and a half feet from paws to head. He's a smart cat in survival instincts and knows how to feed himself...
Ed:
1. Glad that I can help you make you feel better about yourself.
2. AND YOU ARE HOT, SO IGNORE MUSTANG!...sorry...blame some unknown sugar that makes me hyper at random moments...
Roy:
1. Sorry to say that the horny cellmate would be a bald man with intimidating looks, piercings, and tattoos...
2. YES EDWARD IS SO MUCH MORE HOTTER THAN YOU...sorry...sugar again...
Gluttony:
1. ...Where does all of the food go...?
2. If I transmute Lust into chocolate, would you eat her? -mumbles- be good to get rid of her...
Lust:
1. Take no offense in anything, its just I'm not too fond of you.
2. ...Hm and yes I would very much like it to maim your face, burn your hair, grease up your face to give you pimples, and hand Barry the Chopper to chop off your two melons...
Barry:
1. Could you do me one slight favor for me, please...CHOP LUST'S BOOBS OFF!! -cackles like a looney-
Wrath:
1. Do you want a pet mouse?
2. Even though you are cute, that was just sick that you took Ed's arm and leg...
2. Do you want a cookie? I can make any kind.
Ed, Al, and Izumi:
1. Loosing someone that you love dearly can make you do stupid stuff, huh? Well you guys are not alone; I lost my Grandma on Valentine Day. I love her so much...

HORRAY SCHOOLS OUT...O.o...that might be why I was acting like a looney...LOVE YOU ALL FMA, except a selected few. -Glares at Lust-

Dragon260

Hughes: That would be wonderful! Thank you so much! (runs into Military meeting room) Hey, guys, you'll never guess what I just got!!…

Al: Uhh…really, that's okay.

Ed: Yeah, I know.

Roy: You are not. And why does everything involve some person with tattoos and piercings today?

Gluttony: Uhhhhhhh…my stomach? No eating Lust!!!

Lust: I understand that…But really, if I didn't look like this, could I really be "Lust"?

Barry The Chopper: I would, but she'd probably be able to grow them back and then kill me. Never mess with a Homunculus…

Wrath: No to the first and last. And as for the second one…Well, it wasn't exactly my choice! Though I'm not complaining…

Al & Izumi: I'm so sorry…

Ed: Just don't try resurrecting her with Alchemy.

Saz's stuff is first this time...for some reason...

Barry the Chopper: YAY! (lugs in man-sized blender) And make sure you put the top on before you start it up! (evil grin) Oh e-ex...IT'S KILLIN' TIME!!

Roy: ...YAY!! HE WINKED AT ME! (hugs) So not letting go!

Dante: ...I don't know, I just like your name! And your hair!

Kimbley: While we're on the subject of blowing up stuff, would you mind visiting this address? (hands over a piece of paper) A certain severe, I've-got-a-pole-up-my- piano teacher needs to have her walls repainted red...heheheh...

Anyone: Want a pie?

MY STUFF

To Envy: (AGAIN, b-cuz he's my fav) I saw an AMV starring you. It was WICKED. Hey, did you know there's a cell phone named after you?

To Greed: And did you know there's a game show named after you?

To Winry and Riza: Do you guys think if you switched deadly weapons you'd still be as effective in subduing the guys in your lives?

To Ed and Al: No questions, just want an excuse to hug ya (hugs)

Zilo's Blue Pen

Barry The Chopper: Heh heh! Sure thing. Thanks, kid.

Roy: Not that I don't enjoy this, but you've got to let go at some point.

Dante: Well gee, thanks.

Kimbley: Sure thing. Heh heh heh…

Al: Well, I would, but I can't really eat. Sorry '

Envy: Oh really? Well then, it's got to be awesome.

Greed: No way! Heh heh, so then I get the profits from it, right?

Winry: Of course. I just have to shoot at them; that's easy.

Riza: Probably. I don't know if a wrench would be as effective, but I might be able to make it work.

BakaKonekoRKL: Okay, since I am a horrible person who should be shot and forgot to answer your actual question last time, I'll do that now. But I've learned my lesson so that it never happens again: Never answer advice while making ramen when you're tired. And to refresh everyone's memories, here's the question:

And now for my actual problem: My younger sister and I used to be really close. We did all kinds of things together, and we even wrote fanfics together. Then all of a sudden she doesn't like me, she doesn't want to hang out with me, she thinks I'm weird. I have no idea where this came from, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything. How do I handle this?
Winry: I don't know how old she is, but maybe it's just because she's starting to grow up? She could be more interested in things like boys now, but that's depending on her age. What you could try to do is get her to spend more time with you; have a sister-sister bonding day. Take her to the movies or for ice cream, and just talk about everything and anything. If she doesn't want to, it may be best to just let it be; little siblings can be like that sometimes.

Envy- Sideshow Bob is some random guy from the Simpson's he has hair like you oh don't say that to a thirteen year old on antidepressants they tend not to care
I called you Kimbley-chan heh heh heh!
What was that Edo?
Scar, for some random reason you are the Jedi master (don't ask).

roxie-san

Envy: Whatever that is. But I'm still going to kill you.

Kimbley: Yeah, I noticed! Not a smart thing to call a guy who can easily blow you up!!!!

Ed: I pretty much said to never do that again.

Scar: …I feel that I must. And yet, I'm not sure that I want to know the answer.

To Roy:
- You see, here's the problem... I don't hug pirates...
To Ed:
- Um... I like chocolate milk?
To Envy:
- ...Palm tree.
To Al:
- Don't worry! Someday you'll get a kitty! Um... ask Ed if you can have a plushie that looks like a cat! (I have one that looks like Ed...XD)

Gothic Fangirl

Roy: For the last time, I AM NOT A PIRATE!!

Ed: Well I don't. Ew. Gross.

Envy: NO I AM NOT!!! So leave me alone about it!!!

Al: Oh, a lot of fangirls have already donated plushie kitties to me But I'd still like a real one…

Havoc: horrified HOW DARE YOU! GO BUNKY! Sends her Pokemon Stunky to bite Havoc

Armstrong: No offense...but are you an alien from the planet BEEPOE who wanta a fanta?

Ed: Got milk?

Winry: I have a friend who is a fanboy of you! Will you date him?

Pinako: Is there really Natto (Fermented soybeans) in your weird hairstyle?

Roy: EAT MENTOS! THEY WILL MAKE YOUR TEETH GO SPARKILY AND YOU WILL BE COOL LIKE ARMSTRONG!

Envy: Can you feel the sunshine? CAN YOU FEEL IT!??! cue horror music

Mean Fangirl

Havoc: AAAHHHH!! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!!!

Armstrong: No…no I'm not.

Winry: Um, tell him I'm sorry, but I don't think I really want to see anybody at this time.

Pinako: (smirk) Maybe, maybe not…

Roy: I hate to break it to you, but I'm already cooler than he is.

Envy: What the hell? What are you on????

Well, I tried not to mess up again…Yet I kinda did. I accidentally turned my computer off and lost like a question, and it took me FOREVER to get it back on. Sigh…So I apologize a million times for not being able to answer all of the questions again today. Stupid, stupid, stupid!…But maybe tomorrow before TKD I'll get started on answering them, okay? And to make up for my stupidity, I've decided to post chapter 4 of A Collection of Drabbles and the final chapter of While You Were Gone, which were already typed up and I was going to put up on my birthday. But I won't let myself feel special because I was stupid. Lol. Sorry again, and I'll put those 2 questions I missed into the next chapter along with the reviews that you're about to leave right now!