I want to apologize for two things. One is the length of this column. I'm really, really sorry, guys, but I could not get my computer to work for about five hours. Yeah. So any donations for the "Get a computer for BakaKonekoRKL" fund are encouraged. Hee…just kidding. Secondly, I'm also sorry because, well, here's my schedule for today and yesterday. Yesterday I was at TaeKwonDo from 10 until 7 when I hadn't gotten to bed until 1am the night before. I also stayed up until 1am that night and I worked at TKD from 10 until 2 today. So if I'm a little OOC or something like that, please forgive me. But enough about me, tell me about you…

You smell like lint and belly-buttons!

Ed:
What bird guy? Also, I missed FMA on Friday (like an idiot) and it was the one after you get your automail blown up and stuff (It's like Reunion on Yock Island or something) can you tell me what happens?

Kimbley:
Hmm, you're nicer than Scar!!...OK, I don't know why, but I LIKE being called kid. It may be because I'm not and someone calls me that and practically only that so I'm used to it. You kick ass!

Roy:
Sure, how 'bout you meet her...Hmm, how bout you decide where to meet her and I'll tell her! You remind me of a faun for some reason... (Has just watched Pans labyrinth)

Scar:
Once again, HA you wish! Erm, well ok :(. Your lucky I watched Apocalypto! There's a really cute guy in there and now I'm not obsessed anymore!

Al:
Don't listen to her! Keep your hopes up and bug your brother! You'll get a cat!

Envy:
I suppose you've had enough, did you learn your lesson? If you swear at me again then the soaps going right back in there! -Takes soap out-

To All:
My wonderful song is NOT disturbing! You all are. You see, if you're disturbing than everything else will seem disturbing because you think your not disturbing so everything else is disturbing to you, when really. Its not! You understand?

Tootles!
The Bubble Wrap Alchemist!

Ed: You know! That sparrow man. Well, I don't really know which episode you're talking about, since there's none with that name, but if you go to that Wikipedia website and type in "Full Metal Alchemist" in the search thingi, it will take you to a page. If you go towards the bottom where some more links are, it will give you an episode guide. Check it out there.

Kimbley: Well, I wouldn't exactly say that I'm nice, per say, but I know what you're getting at. So thanks.

Roy: Of a what? Hmm, ok, I'll pick her up at 8, how's that sound?

Scar: Well that's good.

Al: YEAH!! .

Envy: YOU STUPID BITCH!!! HOW DARE YOU!?!? I SWEAR I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, YOU LITTLE—

Ed: Why did you even bother to take it out? And by the way, I'm pretty sure that no one understood that.

O.K., so two updates later I'm finally responding to your...last response. Sorry Al, I thought I explained why you already. It's only because of how much I love you. smiles Anyway, here's another interesting little thing...

At least three times this month, something has happened and I've sustained a minor injury. I slept wrong and woke up with numb limbs, I didn't notice a down step and got scrapes, I was roughhousing with a friend and a spray bottle and said bottle cut me, twice. Each time, it was two specific things. The bottle scraped my right index knuckle and left knee. My left knee was also scraped...as was my right elbow. The limbs that I woke up with numb? Right arm and left leg. Individually, I don't think much of these occurrences, though I do laugh about the fact that Ed wouldn't have gotten hurt at all with these particular injuries...three in less then a month? Do you think my subconscious obsession with you guys is controlling how I land when I take a fall or something like that? Or is it just coincidence? I realize this is largely an opinion question, but I'm curious what you think.

Oh, note to Al: Remember my first question? The advice you gave? Well, where Shakespeare failed, Peirs Anthony succeeded! Thanks for the tip!

O.K., so now I'll just randomly hug Roy, backtrack, hug Al apologetically, and walk away...

FriendlyFangirl88

Ed: Maybe…or maybe you're just a klutz.

Winry: I dunno, they say things like that can happen…

Ed: She's just obsessing over it. Nothing's going on.

Winry: I think there is!

Ed: No way!

Al: Uh…heh heh. Well I'm glad it worked! Oh, and thanks

Roy: You could've held on longer, you know…

I feel like being annoying today, do you guys mind?
(Mostly all of this is for the Homunculi)
To Envy:
- What does Envy mean?
To Wrath:
- What does Wrath mean?
To Lust:
- What does Lust mean?
To Gluttony:
- What does Gluttony mean?
To Pride:
- What does Pride mean?
To Sloth:
- What does Sloth mean?
To Greed:
- What does Greed mean?
(And back to where we were)
To Roy:
- Then what's with the eye patch?
To Ed:
- You know my 11-year-old cousin is the same height as you?
To Envy:
- You need a hug. -huggles, lets go then backs away-
To Al:
- You'll survive.

Gothic Fangirl

Envy: Jealousy. You idiot.

Wrath: Anger! Ok?!

Lust: …I think it would be easier if you went to look it up.

Gluttony: Eat……

Pride: I agree with Lust.

Sloth: Yeah, I don't really feel like telling you, so look it up.

Greed: To be greedy? You want stuff!!

Roy: Um, I got my eye shot out, remember?

Ed: NO WAY, YOU'RE LYING!!!!

Envy: Don't ever do that again.

Al: Uh. Thanks.

Ed: Fine... oh wait... I want to say something else to you... I know why your short... cuz your automail's weight stunts your growth... so you can blame Winry for your shortness... -pats Ed's head- I don't even need a stool to pat your head!

Barry: I don't talk to non-living people all the time... I have friends... unlike you...

Wrath: Welcome -hugs him-

Envy: I have a problem with that... You can't kill YouTube... it's fun!!

Lust & Scar: What do you mean like right now? All I'm doing is patting your heads... and I better stop before you two decide to kill me or something... -gets off stool-

Shoushin

Ed: No, it's not her fault that I'm…WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?

Barry The Chopper: Hey, I have friends! Well…I did…until I chopped them up…

Wrath: Greeeeeat…So let go.

Envy: Too bad!!

Lust & Scar: Good idea.

Donuts... donuts... donuts... FRENCH TOAST!

To Ed, Al, and Envy:
I saw a picture of Ed as a shrimp, Al as a trash can, and Envy as a palm tree. LMFAO!

To Ed:
(Lets go of his leg) Now will you give me a chocolate bar?

To Mustang:
YOU MUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! OR I WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS!

-HisokaYukiko

Ed: WHOEVER DID THAT MADE IT EXTEMEMLY INACCURATE, AS I AM NOT A TINY PIECE OF SEAFOOD!!!!!

Al: A what? -.-'

Envy: Like I haven't heard that before. Shut up.

Ed: …Fine. (transmutes a chocolate bar out of…something) Here you go.

Roy: I doubt it. No, I won't.

Saz's stuff first again.

Roy: Hm...nah! (keeps hugging)

Riza: Hope you don't mind, but I'm never letting go of your boss!

Dante: You're welcome! Compliment your stylist for me!

(sniffs) Well, fine! (smashes the pie in Envy's face)

MY STUFF

To Authoress: Nah, you shouldn't be shot today. Thank you for the advice. It really helped. I put it into action immediately and talked to my sister about the problem (over lunch which I MYSELF paid for), and she apologized and said that she just wants to hang out more with her own age group now (because we're nine years apart, so that makes sense) So basically we'll still do stuff together sometimes, just not all the time like before.

To Envy: Yeah, I saw the commercials for it. They mentioned all seven sins, too. 'Twas HI-LARIOUS. But the phone wasn't green, what's up with that?

To Greed: Actually, a lot of people totally lose all their winnings on that show on a regular basis because they're IDIOTS. The money's got to go somewhere, right?

To Winry and Riza: The thought of Winry carrying a deadly gun made me crack up. Oh dear, hope I haven't put ideas in your head...but yes, I think Riza could pull off the wrench really well.

To Lust: I don't think there's anything named after you except this weird lipstick I bought the other day. The color is "Crimson Lust" which kinda creeps me out. Maybe the makers are sending a subtle hint...they want you to wear it...

To All Homunculi: I just realized, there's a bunch of lipstick colors called Sinfuls or something like that. There's probably one for all of you.

To Envy (again): I forgot to mention, I'm writing an FMA fanfic starring you, and it's coming along pretty well. You've already killed about six people, but I wasn't so sure of the body count. What do you think? More, less, or none?

Zilo's Blue Pen

Roy: Uh……

Riza: You're going to have to sometime. I mean, he has to go to work, and what are you going to do when he has to take a shower, and things like that?

Roy: Hawkeye, she's a fangirl. You really shouldn't ask questions like that.

Riza: …Point taken. But, uh, you really should let go…

Dante: I'm not one to give out compliments like that…but I understand.

Envy: GOD DAMN IT!!

BakaKonekoRKL: Whew. I get to live long enough to turn 16 and go to the anime con!! Well, I'm glad it worked. If I ever do something like that again, please let me know Oh, and I've seen the Envy commercial, too. If I had any money I'd totally get it, just for the name.

Envy: Hmm, well what color was it? If it wasn't green, it should at least be black.

Greed: Heh, heh. Stupid humans.

Winry: I don't know if you've read the manga, but I have picked up a gun before…

Riza: Um…thanks.

Lust: I don't really need any make-up, but thanks anyway.

Envy: Definitely more…heh heh…

Like I said, I'm really super sorry for the length of this!! I was actually going to try to do a few more, but as there's a thunderstorm going on right now and it's super windy, I figure I'd better post this before a) I get electrocuted or b) the power goes out. But I'll post the next chapter with the remaining questions and as many new ones as I can next week, if my computer works. Also, next Thursday-Sunday I'll be at AnimeNEXT, so I won't be able to answer questions then, but if anyone's going, lemme know!!!