So my computer is slightly better. Very odd. Well anyway……Actually, I'll post info about next week at the end. PLEASE READ IT. Enjoy!!

More questions and comments from me.

Russell-Of course it's not poisonous, I've gotten over my need to kill you, and if I wanted to, I'd just hire Envy to do it. Now, eat the pudding.

Al- Thanks, but I don't know how to tell her parents, I don't have her phone number. But everything else you said was good. Oh, and my sister wants to know what would you name a cat-bunny chimera?

Envy-Are you allergic to anything? Can homunculi be allergic to anything?

Everybody- do you know what WaterIce is, cause I had some earlier, and it's really good.

Moofy-Fan

Russell: Ok, ok. (eats pudding, because he figures if he doesn't, she'll decide to hate him again and try to kill him)

Al: Oh, ok, good . Uhm…I dunno, it depends on what it would look like. I mean, I couldn't name it Snowflake if it was brown or black, right?

Ed: Snowflake?

Al: I was just giving an example!!

Envy: No, we can't. And I have no idea what that is.

Fuery: You remind me of Radar 'O Reilly from MASH (an old show, like 80s/70s). Are you his long lost twin?

Roy: You're not cool! You steal poor cute Havoc-chan's girlfriends! And you have squinty eyes! Will you stop being a moron?!?! Good god, I can't believe you!

Barry: AH! I CHOPPED OFF MY ARM! HELP ME! Please?

Ed: runs up to him, snogs him, and runs off THAT'S FOR BEING A MIDGET!

Lust: ...You scare me. Can you kill the monkey in my closet?

Envy: I'm on fruit gushers.

Mean fangirl

Fuery: Um…no. First of all, I've never heard of him, and secondly, I'm not that old.

Roy: It's not my fault that they find me more attractive than him.

Havoc: WHO ARE YOU CALLING "CHAN"?!?!?

Barry The Chopper: …I can help you chop the rest of your body up :)

Ed: HEY! FIRST OF ALL, I AM NOT A TINY INSECT SO SMALL THAT YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE, AND SECONDLY, EVEN IF I WAS, THAT'S NO REASON TO PICK ON ME!!!!!!

Lust: Um, no.

Envy: And I am just oh so happy for you.

Her evilness is back!
Envy Sideshow Bob I do not care about dying; not one bit
Kimbley you realize that I want you to kill me right?
Ed -shoves a cookie in his mouth- ha! ha! Napoleon complex!
Scar just don't ask
Dante burn in hell!
I will be back!

roxie-san

Envy: Good, then I'll kill you.

Kimbley: No, I think I'll be the one to do that.

Ed: MRMPH!! MPH!!

Scar: Fine then, I won't.

Dante: Same to you.

Ed:
First of all, you're hands down my favorite character, but I'm not one of those crazy fangirls, so you don't have to worry (they scare me). Now for the questions/comments!

1) I hate milk too! How can anyone drink that stuff, it's disgusting! And I completely agree with you on the cat issue, you guys travel way too much to have an added responsibility.
2) Ed, you totally admitted you were short in the manga! Don't try to deny it! I have witnesses points to Winry and Al But we love you anyway glomps onto him
3) Did you ever get around to telling Winry about what happened with Crosse? winkwink
4) What would you do if you saw a little girl holding the REAL Philosopher's Stone? Would you steal it from her when she wasn't looking?
5) You should grow a goatee; it'll look great on you!

Riza:
1) Since your father was such a great alchemist, were you ever interested in learning alchemy? And how did you react to being reassigned as the Fuhrer's new secretary?
2) I've been trying to grow out my hair for the longest time. I noticed that throughout the series your hair grew a lot! What did you do to make it grow that fast?

Scar:
1) I don't get your whole "revenge against all State Alchemists" thing. They didn't all kill your brother, so why don't you just kill the one that did? Murder isn't going to bring him back anyway.
2) What is your real name? Is it Chester, cause you look like a Chester to me.

Winry:
1) Automail is so cool! Could you teach me how to make it?

Mei Chan:
1) Exactly how disappointed were you when you first met Ed? Have you told Al about your crush on him yet? Once he gets his body back I'm sure you two will look so cute together! And Xiao Mei is so adorable!

Ling:
1) As awesome as you are as the new Greed, I sure hope you have some sort of plan to get back control over your body.

Ran Fan:
1) I think it was so romantic how you sacrificed your arm for Ling! But I still think you should get automail, no matter what Fu says – you'll be able to protect Ling much better.

Wrath:
1) I know you can't survive without your daily sugar rush (neither can I) so here! hands over super-sized box of Pixy Stix That's pure sugar right there!

Hughes:
1) I'd love to see pictures of Elysia! Can I baby-sit for her sometime? She's so cute!

Izumi:
1) If you wanted children so much, why didn't you adopt a kid?

Nina:
1) It stinks what your dad did to you and Alexander. If you could come back to life (as a human), do you think you'd hate him? Would you be best friends with Elysia?

Al:
1) Here, have a virtual cat:
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Everyone:
1) If you had a two-month summer vacation, what would you do?
2) Now for some real advice-seeking! Thanks to my dad, I now have an irrational fear of vacuum cleaner attachments. What should I do to solve this problem?

I'll have more questions next time! Bye!

-qtpie235

Ed: Thanks. BUT I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS SHORT BECAUSE I'M NOT!!!!

Winry: What happened with Crosse?

Ed: Um…Nothing.

Winry: You're lying to me.

Ed: No I'm not!! …Uh... Well, anyway, I'd probably be able to get it from her…maybe pay her for it or something if I had to. And there's no way I'm growing one of those things.

Riza: I was a little bit for a time. As a child I'd flip through his books, but I never really tried to learn it. I was shocked and upset when I learned that information. Um, I didn't do much, I just didn't cut it at all. Not even a trim.

Scar: No, that's true. However, I harbor a hate for them for destroying our home. This was all I could do. That's not my name, and I will not tell you what it is. I'm sorry.

Winry: Oh, I'd love to!! Unfortunately, it takes a lot of time and practice to learn how to make it, and that's time that I currently don't have…but you could get some books and read up on it. I know this place in Rush Valley that has hundreds of books on automail!

Mei: Very disappointed. (sigh) O-oh, no I haven't! (blushes) But thank you

Ling: Um…right. Why wouldn't I?

Ran Fan: I might…I really don't know at this point.

Wrath: xD YEAAAAAAHH!!!

Hughes: Of course!! I'll show you as many pictures as you want when you come over!

Izumi: Adopting is much different than having a child yourself.

Nina: I don't think I could ever hate my daddy. He was just trying to help us to keep living like we were. Elysia sounds nice )

Al: Ummm…I can't really see it. I'm sorry. But I'm sure it looks really nice.

Roy: Hook up with as many girls as I could.

Riza: Keep an eye on the Colonel.

Roy: But you do that all the time, anyway! So it's not really a vacation.

Riza: Somebody's got to do it.

Ed: Vacuum cleaner attachments? The only thing I can say to this one is to either stay out of the way when your dad's vacuuming, or just face your fear.

Hallo, FMA peoples!

All: Okay, here's the deal. It's summer, so I like to stay up late and sleep late, right? Well, I find that if I try to go to sleep early, I just lay in bed until I don't go to sleep until after I usually would, and on average I wake up about two forty-five in the afternoon. My twin sister and/or my best friend will probably eat my soul if I don't start waking up before twelve. Any ideas? Maybe I would sleep better if Envy would CROCHET ME A BLANKET! ((hinthintwinkwinknudgenudge))

Neassa-chan

Envy: No way, so don't even think about it.

Al: Two things could work. One is that you could gradually go to bed earlier and earlier, by fifteen minutes or so. Soon you'll get used to it. The other thing you could do it go to bed late one night and wake up early the next day, and you'll be tired that night so you'll go to bed earlier and wake up earlier, and if you continue to go to bed earlier, you should be fine.

Ed: I don't see why they won't just let you sleep. Maybe you should just lock your door or something.

Ed: Well... I said you were short... and then I said that I don't need a stool to pat your head...which is true... I don't... -still patting his head-

Barry: See! You DID have friends... but you don't now! So...HA!!

Wrath: Aw... fine... I'll hug someone else...

Envy: ... -yanks on his hair- Bad Envy!!

Lust & Scar: ... This won't be a good idea... but... -hugs them both-

Shoushin

Ed: WOULD YOU STOP THAT!

Barry The Chopper: I still have friends! Well, I don't know if you would call them friends, exactly, more like…acquaintances…you know what I mean.

Wrath: Good. You go do that.

Envy: WHY YOU LITTLE!! YOU BETTER WATCH IT, OR I'LL DO SOMETHING TO YOU THAT'LL MAKE YOU REGRET DOING THAT!!!!

Scar: (reaches out his hand)

Lust: (nails grow out and stab in the shoulder)

Bubble gum! Bazooka bubble gum! Yum!

To Ed, Al, and Envy:
Don't take it out on me. I'm not the one who drew it. I don't think that lowly of you guys.

To Ed:
1. CHOCOLATE! YUMMY!
2. Here's something to make your blood boil: Someone made a little model-thingy of you out of an ACTUAL BEAN!

To Al:
The trash can thing was so funny! O.o I mean... It was cruel! It was funny, but it was cruel. (Holds up a microphone) How do all those 'Tin can-trash can' jokes make you feel?

To Envy:
I saw that Spice Girl video of you on YouTube. But I don't think of you as a girl. And don't be mad at YouTube. YT itself had nothing to do with it. It's the specific person who made the vid you should be mad at!

To Mustang:
(Evil glare) Horse !

-HisokaYukiko

Envy: Yeah, but you told us about it, which makes you just as guilty!!

Ed: STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THESE THINGS!!! I MEAN, WHERE THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE GET THE IDEA TO MAKE A MODEL OF ME OUT OF A BEAN!?!?

Envy: Maybe because you are one? Hey, let me see that picture.

Ed: I AM NOT!!!!

Al: D: It makes me upset!

Envy: Yeah, but they make it public through that damn thing! So the only thing to do is destroy it! AND I AM NOT A GIRL!!!

Roy: Think what you want, I don't care.

To Envy:
- I said I wanted to be annoying not stupid... Do I look stupid to you? Say yes and I'll get all your fangirls to ask you to: "Crochet me a blanket"
To Wrath:
- Well, you sure have a lot of it.
To Lust:
- You're nicer than Envy...-huggle- Oh wait, EVERYONE'S nicer than Envy!
To Ed:
- Yeah, you're right... He's taller...
To Havoc:
- Did you know that cigarette you're putting in your mouth has 40 chemicals and (um... I think) 200 that can cause lung cancer?

Gothic Fangirl

Envy: It doesn't matter whether or not you look stupid, you just are!

Wrath: And I wonder why…

Lust: Let go of me now.

Ed: NO WAY, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! YOU'RE JUST LYING BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY TALENT AND GOOD LOOKS!!

Havoc: …You know I'm trying to quit, already!!!

Hai! (yes Hai not Hi) I just decided say a few things.

Envy - My sister thinks you're gay, but she admires your body. So stay away if some random girl comes poking at your abs.

Ed - HeHe...I know something you don't know! And it has to do with the Philosopher's Stone.

Al - blink You're so cute! HeHe

Wrath - sighs Look at what they've done to you. I blame Envy and Ed.

Fletcher - They should consider redoing this and asking you to be the main character. glares at Ed

And yes I do have something against him, but I'm not telling.

Dreams – United

Envy: First off, saying "hai" there really makes no sense, and secondly, I AM NOT GAY SO TELL YOUR SISTER THAT!! I'll keep that in mind…

Ed: Um…could you maybe please tell me?

Al: Thanks :3

Envy: Hey, what did I ever do to the kid!? He liked the red stones, right? So there's nothing wrong with that!

Ed: Well what did you expect me to do, he had my limbs!!

Fletcher: Oh, no, I don't think that I could ever possibly do that!

Ed: …WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME!??

Ed
-just admit that you have Napoleon Syndrome. It'd be easier on everyone if you did! -shoves book into Ed's hands and makes him read it-

Al
-you are so adorable! I can just hug you all day! -hugs human Al-

Homunculi, Ed, Winry, Roy, Havoc, and Hughes
-watch the two fma videos on youtube called FullMetal jeopardy and fma jeapordy. It's hilarious!

Harryswoman

Ed: I DO NOT, I DO NOT, I DO NOT!!!

Al: Thanks Hee hee

Ed: I'm sure. It's probably making fun of us.

Winry: Oh, so what, Ed? You need to loosen up.

Roy: She's right, FullMetal.

Ed: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!!

Envy: I refuse to look at that site.

Hughes: Oh come on, it can't be all that bad! (Starts to look but…)

Gluttony: (eats the computer)

Envy: Thanks.

A/N Sorry. I kinda had to do that since my computer is broken and refuses to let me look at things on YouTube. And I can't really have them respond if I haven't seen it, now can I?

Okay. gives Roy a BIG hug

Oh, Ed, my friend and I were role-playing, and you were one of the characters that I wound up in control of because you were always interacting with her so it was just more convenient that way. However, this situation arose, and I had no clue how you would react. Since BakaKonekoRKL was kind enough to make this available to everyone, I figured I'd just ask.

O.K., let's assume everyone I mention is someone you've come to care about. A lot. This girl just stopped responding to everything. She wouldn't eat, you couldn't tell if she'd been sleeping or not, she wouldn't respond to anything you or anyone else said or did. She was put in the hospital on an IV so she wouldn't die of starvation and, although she was afraid of needles, didn't even react to it. This was, as far as you knew, because of the recent death of a mutual friend, which she blamed herself for. She finally snapped out of it after about a month, and had no memory of anything since two days previous to the death of said friend. After a series of bizarre circumstances involving alternate universes and misdirected afterlives, you're both reunited with the friend who died. Then, one day, this friend confronts you, because apparently it was your fault she shut down. See, shortly after his death, she went to hug you, (because she desperately needed someone to hold onto) and you, dealing with your own issues at the time, pulled away. How would you react to this information? We wound up sort of skimming over what happened there because we weren't sure...

Oh, and Note to Wrath: That friend I role-play with? Yeah, every time she sees you she half-squeals "I want one!" I think three of her FMA pictures saved on her computer are of you...(the rest are of Ed)

O.K., I'll just wrap this up now. Byebye everyone!

FriendlyFangirl88

Roy:D

Ed: Um…I've never role-played before, and I don't think I ever will. Wait are you being serious or…?

Winry: No, Ed, this is just something that came up as they were role-playing! No one's really hurt, she's just wondering how she should act.

Ed: Uhhm……Al?

Al: Uh…I'd be pretty upset?

Winry: I'd be pretty upset at myself.

Wrath: Only three?

I think we've permanently reversed the order now. Saz is first.

Roy/Riza: Well, I suppose I can let darling Roy go on occasion...like if he runs out of oxygen or something!

Envy: Want me to lick it off? (wiggles eyebrows)

Barry The Chopper:...You want a machete? I'm selling my spares!

Anybody: Want a taco?

MY STUFF

To Envy: I think the phone's black or silver, or some unimportant color that isn't green. And oh yeah, the body count's been upped to nine now...and you beat Ed up very violently in Chapter Two...repeatedly...

To Greed: Yeah, stupid hu...oh wait, I'm a human. Why do you have fur lining your vest? Is that to keep warm, or a fashion statement, or what?

To Winry: I've only read vol.1 of the manga...so no. Why did you have a gun?

To Envy: My sister wants to know if you have something against shoes.

Zilo's Blue Pen

Roy: Yeah, oxygen is good…

Riza: Why don't you do this after you get out of work?

Envy: Uh…really. That's alright…

Barry The Chopper: Sure thing!!!!

Ed: You do know that tako is Japanese for octopus? They're pronounced the same way, too.

Envy: Haha, that's awesome. Black and silver is always okay.

Greed: A fashion statement. Not only does it look cool, but many rich people have fur-lined things. Of course I'd want that, too.

Winry: Well…I'm kind of embarrassed to say…I mean, I feel like I was acting kind of childish now; an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, right? But I guess I was just so devastated after learning that Scar killed my parents…I didn't shoot him, though, thanks to Ed.

Envy: No. I wear shoes!!

Hi!

Ed: You're not really short. I mean, you're two inches and a fourth taller than me and we're the same age. Plus it's great that you look after Alphonse so much.

Al: How can a soul bounded to a suit of armor be so friggin' cute? And even cuter in his human body? Thirdly, cats are evil. End of story.

Winry & Riza: I applaud you both on keeping the guys in check. Keep up the great job.

Roy: When I first saw you smile... you reminded me of a child molester. Yeah, that's bad. Also, this is one girl who is immune to your so-called "charm". And I like Ed better so nya!

Envy: You really don't have to take crap from anybody about what you wear. Do whatever you want. If makes you happy, I knew you were a guy right of the bat.

Havoc: As they say, there is someone out there for everyone. Don't lose hope.

Scieszka: I'm a bookworm as well! Know of any good reads?

Thanks, No1 Important

Ed: Heh heh…thanks!!

Al: Um…I dunno :3 No they're not! Cats are so sweet and gentle (usually), and friendly and-

Ed: Al?

Al: Yes, Brother?

Ed: We're not getting one.

Al:( Aw, come on!

Winry & Riza: Thanks! We will!

Roy: Well I'm not. And so what? I have plenty of other fangirls who adore me.

Envy: Hell yeah!

Havoc: Thank you :)

Scieszka: Of course! But I'd need to know such things as your age group and what kinds of things you like to read; I wouldn't want to recommend a graphic horror novel to a 13-year-old who's into romance, right?

It's me MegaSliferSlacker7 again -hi-

For Ed: what I meant my antenna is that piece of hair that sticks up out of
your hair. And if your hair really is natural, nice hair dude.

For Al: My sister just got a pet cat. I'm gonna get rid of it, so if you want
you can have it

For Winry: what is one thing you've always wanted to build?

For Roy: The way I think you don't respect women if the fact that you wanted
to make every single woman in the military wear a mini skirt.

For Riza: Have you ever played paintball? Just asking.

For Envy: Can you only change into the forms of people you've seen? To like,
examine their features or something. Or can you randomly change into anyone?

For Lust: If you extend your nails and they miss and hit a wall or something,
do they get damaged or do they always stay that sharp?

MegaSliferSlacker7

Ed: Yeah, I don't have the time to get fancy haircuts or style it every day or any of that crap. So thanks.

Al: WHAT! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET RID OF IT IF SHE JUST GOT IT?! DDDDDD: But I'll take it if you have to…

Ed: Do you pay attention!? You can't get a cat!!

Winry: Oh, wow, that's a tough question! Do you mean as in automail or absolutely anything?

Roy: I don't think that many men would have argued with me. The majority of mankind are perverts, and that's something that you'll have to learn. However, this doesn't necessarily mean that we don't respect women.

Riza: No, it's too messy.

Envy: Do you think that there was really a person who looked like my normal form? I can change into people who don't exist, but if I'm changing into a real person, I have to have seen them at least once.

Lust: I'm a homunculus; of course they'll always stay that sharp.

o...hehe had sugar...hehe HEEHEE
hope you have fun at AnimeNEXT BakaKonekoRKL...can I hide in your bag??

Anyways...on with da questions...

Roy & Edward: can ya do meh a favor...can you guys make out?? pwetty pwease?
gives puppy dog eyes and pouty lips

Havoc: can I call you Jean? Anyways...why can't you get a girlfriend? You're
HAWT! If you want I can be your girlfriend...please?

Riza: hm...YOU'RE MY IDOL! I can shoot a gun really good!

Winry: my cousin loves you (not romantically...I mean like fave
character/person) she throws wrenches at everyone she loves (no
seriously...she DOES)

Alphonse: my cat had KITTIES

Edward...again: I know how you feel being called the S. H. O. R. T. word
cause I'm your height & I'm 18 years old! I hate it when people call me that!

ColonelPhantom

BakaKonekoRKL: Heh heh…I'd love to, but we're already having 3 too many people in our hotel room already…lol see my rant below for more info '

Roy & Ed: NO!!! WE ARE. NOT. GAY!!!

Havoc: Sure, you can call me that. Thanks! Of course you can be my girlfriend!!

Riza: Thank you, but make sure you're careful with guns.

Winry: Really? Wow. Well just make sure she doesn't kill any of them.

Al: AWW!! HOW CUTE!!

Ed: Just punch them out, it's a lot easier that way…

Wow, I actually finished with all the reviews today!!! …Ok, so it took me two days to do. THIS IS TRES IMPORTANTE!!! I will not be able to update again until sometime next week. I could tomorrow, but that would be too soon, and I'm working on typing up a fic for my cousin, since the poor child doesn't have the internet. Then at night, there's gonna be fireworks. Wednesday is the 4th of July, so I'll be swimming at my Aunts and/or watching FMA with my cousins. Thursday I'm at my grandma's, and I'm leaving a day early for AnimeNEXT. Then Friday-Sunday is the convention, and I'll hopefully be able to update on Monday. So please don't kill yourselves; instead, look at the bright side: I'm attending a panel on fanfiction, so hopefully I'll get even better :) Also, if anyone's seriously going, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! I'll know if you e-mail or PM me by around 2:30 New Jersey time tomorrow (I don't know what time zone I'm in ' stupid me…), but anytime after that won't work. So please don't fret and if you get bored, just read some of my other fanfiction. But I just wanted to let you all know about this so you're not thinking that I died or forgot about you or something lol. Well, I've gotta get started on that fic for my cousin…I'll see you guys after the con!!! Have an awesome 4th for those of you in the US, and just have an awesome week until I get back!!!!!! 3