So, I had a lot of fun at the con, more than you can ever imagine. Please read my LiveJournal if you wanna know about it. You can also get the link for a VIDEO OF MERUNNING AROUND WITH A BAGEL IN MY MOUTH the most recent entry. I also attended a panel on fanfiction, so…But anyway, I bet you're all impatient since I've been away for a while. Sorry about that. I'll get started right now…
I have one for Hughes...and other people. XP
Hughes,
What
would you do if this really nice boy that your daughter knew since
she
was itty-bitty asked her out?
Alphonse,
My
kitty likes you. Oh, and my sister thinks you're destined for
a
red-head with emerald green eyes. (My sister isn't a red-head,
and she doesn't
have green eyes don't worry. I don't either for
that matter...) What do you
think? How does the name Mary sound to
you?
Envy,
I HATE YOU, YOU PLECHY! You...I'm going
to kill you over and over until you
eventually WANT to die. Cause
you killed all my favvie characters.
Ed,
You...are...so...chibi.
KAWAII! But you will get taller my bean-sized
alchemist friend.
Winry,
Will you marry Edward? He needs you so that
he won't go insane and become a
crazy cat man. You need him so you
won't go insane and marry you're wrench.
XP
Lust,
You
rock!
Scar,
Hm...since I'm not a State Alchemist would you
kill me if I tied you up and
kept you forever in my
closet?
Roy,
FIRE! BURN! I have a question...
Can you start my school on fire before the summer ends?
Riza,
What
would you do if Roy asked you on a date, then asked you to marry
him?
(later of course)
Hughes: What? Of course I wouldn't let him!! No boy is good enough for my Elysia!!!
Al: Um, I don't know. It really depends on her personality, not just her looks.
Envy: Well boo-hoo, I really don't care! You can't kill me, anyway.
Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING BEAN-SIZED!?!?!?
Al: Ed, she never said-Oh, wait…she did…
Winry: Uuuhhmm…We're too young for that right now. Sorry '
Lust: Thanks.
Scar: Probably.
Roy: I would, but that may be frowned upon, and I really don't want any setbacks in my quest to become Fuhrer.
Riza: I would probably go out with him, but for the second part of your question…it would depend on what happens during our time together.
Hallo!
Envy:
Meanie! Crochet me a blanket or... I'll think of something, just
do
it!
Al: I tried that, but I lose track of time and sleep
through alarms.
Heh-heh.
Ed: I tried that too! Then the
lock on my door mysteriously broke and even if
it did work, my
best friend would just start banging on my window.
--'
Neassa-chan
Envy: Um, no. I'm not afraid of you.
Al: Oh ' Uh…I'm sorry!
Ed: Put an electric fence around your house, then, so she can't get on your property!
Al: Brother, I don't think that's going to work…
Ed: What if I don't want to...
Barry: You mean like the Slicer brothers?
Wrath: ... I did and I got hurt for it!
Envy: What can a palm tree head like you do that's that horrible?
Lust: OW! All I did was
give you a hug and you stab me!! -puts hand over
shoulder
wound-
Scar: GAH!! -gets away from him- you and Lust are mean!
ShoushinEd: Well that's just too bad for you, now, isn't it?
Barry the Chopper: Yea, them…and a few others.
Wrath: Haha!! Well, that's your own fault!
Envy: I'M NOT A PALM TREE, I'M A HOMUNCULUS, DAMN YOU, YOU BRAT, SO I COULD EASILY KILL YOU WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!!
Lust: Never piss off a homunculus.
Scar: Well, we did warn you.
To Envy:
- ...
Okay, you call EVERYONE stupid!
To Wrath:
- I wonder why no one
gives you stuff anymore...-gives chocolate ice-cream-
To Lust:
-
Um...'Kay... -lets go-
To Ed:
- -huggle- You're hotter than
Roy... SO GO AND PROVE IT!
- OH and my best cousin, Joey is WAY
taller than you! Okay, maybe she's 2
centimeters taller... BUT
STILL!
To Roy:
- If you like women so much, why don't you just
stay in there with the
fangirls? -points back at the huge house-
OH and this time, I'm not helping
you unless... -evil grin-
Envy: That's 'cause you're all stupid!! Humans are real idiots…
Wrath: Yayy!!!!
Lust: Good. Thank you.
Ed: I don't have to prove it; I know I am! SHE'S NOT TALLER THAN ME, I TELL YOU!!!!
Roy: Because they're insane and they want to do bad things to me. I'm not going back in there; end of story.
Ed: Don't tell me the great Hero of Ishbal is afraid of some silly little fangirls?
Roy: You would be, too, if you'd been in there…
Yo!
Ed:
Oh!
You mean Jack Sparrow?? He's not a bird! He's a man!
You kick
butt, oh and so far, you're beating Roy MAJORLY at the 'who has
more
fans' thing. Plus, the Risembool Rangers (Vic's fanclub)
has a total of 1,279
members and the Miniskirt Army (Travis'
fanclub) has a total of 7. Go Ed!
OMG!! I MISSED FMA AGAIN! WHAT
IS WRONG WITH ME?? BTW: FMA is on at 10:00 at night and I'm always
exhausted on Friday.
Kimbley:
You are quite welcome:( My
school has yet to be blown up. Ima huggle you
until you do it! No
matter how long it takes and where you go! -huggles you-
Roy:
O-KAY!
I'll tell her, you two will have the best time! You two are
so
compatible (I can tell) and you will love her! -Whispering-
I'll hold off
Riza and her guns for the night. Don't worry!
-winks-
Scar:
I still love you by the way... -kisses you
smack on the lips (yes, I'm still
clinging onto Kimbley) then
smacks Kimbley's butt so he runs away (probably would
anyway cuz
he probably doesn't wanna get blown up :D)
Al:
That's
the spirit! Now I suggest you go to your brother and bug him until
he's
at the point of insanity and then he'll let you get a
cat!
Envy:
-sigh- I thought you would realize what would
happen. Guess not. -stuffs the
soap into his mouth and holds it
there while giving him a lecture and rubbing
his head at the same
time- (In case you're wondering, I'm clinging to Kimbley
with
my legs!)
Hughes:
I love you! Why did you die?! Omg, I
bawled my eyes out when you were getting
buried! Never die again,
you hear me? I'm running out of tears. -kisses you
too-
Ed
& Roy:
RoyxEd, RoyxEd, ROYxED HOORAY! Only the best pairing
ever! Wanna hear
something weird? I love RoyxEd fics but I feel
really weird when I read them,
and get grossed out when you two
kiss. Why? I love the pairing, I should be
able to read it! Any
ideas on what I can do? (HA! Like you'll give me hints on
how to
be able to read RoyxEd!)
Love you all! -kisses ALL the guys in
the room (well except Grand...And Greed,
and Armstrong... Well you
get the drift!!)-
The Bubble Wrap Alchemist!
Ed: Yeah. The bird guy. Well obviously I'm beating him!! I'm so much cooler! Why don't you just set a tape for it? All the DVDs are out, and you could probably watch it on that YouTube thing, too.
Kimbley: If you keep doing that, I'll just blow you up, too…
Roy: Heh heh…sounds good.
Scar: (stands there with a "wtf?" expression on his face)
Kimbley: HEY! Don't touch me!
Al: Uhh…That's not gonna work…trust me.
Envy: MRMMMPG KERMMMERPH MERHHH! MERPPHHHH KERMERPPHHH!!!!
Hughes: Don't ask me, ask the writers. Oh, don't cry! Um, I'll try not to!
Ed & Roy: We would, except for the reason that you mentioned. Sorry (…Not really).
Holy shrittz! I completely forgot about the 4th of July!
To Al:
Ignore the
trashcan freaks. You're cute! My friend wants to go out with you.
To
Envy:
I know you're not a girl. Don't kill YT! They did nothing
wrong. And I've
also seen a lot of videos you would
LOVE!
-HisokaYukiko
Ed: What the hell is so special about the 4th of July?
Winry: It's probably something important in their world…
Ed: Oh. Right.
Al: Um, thanks!
Envy: I don't care! It can burn in hell for all I care!!
Sup, peoples! I got a few questions for ya!
Ed: -glomps- I LOVE YOU! How did you turn out so cute?
Envy: -glomps- I LOVE YOU TOO! CROCHET ME A BLANKET!
Al: Do you have a crush on any girls? And I don't mean Winry!
Winry: There are a lot of people who hate you. How
do you feel about that?
Oh, and I think you're awesome!
Dante: Why did you destroy Lyra's dream? Go die, you witch!
Envy and
Ed: Why waste time trying to kill each other when you could team
up
and beat the crap out of the EdxEnvy supporters? We all know
you hate them
more!
To everyone: There's a boy I like.
We're friends, and I really wanna tell him
my real feelings. But
every time I'm near him, I freeze up! What should I do?
Blazing Pink
Ed: Um…calm down. I don't know, I'm just amazing like that.
Envy: Hell no!!
Al: Um…no, not really.
Winry: Whatever. They can hate me if they want. I mean, I don't appreciate being told to go in the bathtub with a toaster or anything like that, but people have a right to like and dislike whoever they want. But thanks
Dante: Because I needed a new body. I really don't care what you think of me.
Ed & Envy: (look at each other) ……
Winry: It's normal for that to happen. This may be less romantic, but easier to do. You could write him a note, or tell him on the phone. You could also tell him on the computer somehow; send him an instant message or e-mail, maybe? It's usually easier when you're not face to face with the person.
To Dante, Greed,
and Envy: I have to admit you guys are really good at
plotting out
evil schemes and such. Anyhow I have a question: There's this
one
person I don't like and I was wondering which of these ways I
should kill him:
1. Fill one of those squirting orchards up with
acid and tell him to smell it.
2. Make a spear gun that looks like
a revolver and has spears with BANG flags
on em and trick him into
to thinking it's a fake gun.
3. Crave a smile in
his face and give him to Dante.
Oh and by the way you guys are my
favorite FMA characters.
Dante: Hmm…my vote is for the third one :)
Envy: I don't know, the first one sounds pretty good…
Greed: Why not do all three? I'm sure you could find a way…heh heh…
More questions and
comments from me.
Wrath- You're the bestest. What would you do
if, after you turned good and
everything, you somehow had to work
for Envy, would you try to kill him?
Russell- WATCH ONE PEICE! Sangi is your TWIN!
Fletcher- Have you never met Wrath before,
if not, he's the kid with the
anger problems. You could probably
help him with controlling his anger.
Al-Here ya go. hands him a soda
Ed & Al-Al, have you ever played a prank on Ed, if
so, what was it, and to Ed,
if he did, How did you react.
Wrath: I don't know, it depends on what would happen while I was working for him…
Russell: …Um, I don't think so.
Fletcher: I doubt it. I mean, his name is Wrath. What am I supposed to do?
Al: Um…I can't drink…Sorry '
Ed: Heh, yeah, he has, but we're not going to tell you. They're kind of…
Al: Embarrassing?
Ed: Yeah, you could say that…
SAZ TIME! YAY!
Roy: Okay, okay, if you can't BREATHE. (lets go
momentarily) Go ahead,
INHALE! (slaps him on the back hard)
Barry the Chopper: Yay! (hands over big pile of machetes and a butter knife)
Kimbley: My best friend has developed a serious Kimbley
addiction, and now
she likes to talk about blowing up stuff, and
she stockpiles fireworks. She's
scaring me now!!
Ed:
...Octopus? OHEMGEE!! (hurls taco at Envy and runs in the
opposite
direction, screaming bloody murder)
ZILO'S STUFF
To Ed/Envy: Try to ignore Saz. She has in irrational fear of octopi.
To Authoress: Have fun!!
To Winry: Is
that how it goes in the manga? Jeez, I didn't even know...weird.
I
mean, I knew who killed your parents in the anime already. But at
least you
didn't do anything you'd regret!!
To Envy: You
know what? I saw a video on YouTube, and it was you singing the
rock
version of "Poor Unfortunate Souls." It was awesome.
To
Ed/Roy: I also saw a video on a GaiaOnline profile, and it was you
two
singing this Broadway song called "Loathing." Really
seemed to fit!
To Lust: You have such nice hair. Do you have
to worry about tangles, or
getting it caught on something, or the
like?
That's all for now. Watch the frog.
Zilo's Blue PenRoy: (choking) Or you could just…not hold onto me…so hard!
Barry The Chopper: Heh heh heh! You know, if you kill someone with a blunt object (such as a butter knife or a spoon) and you can actually kill them, it'll be more painful than if you killed them with a gun or something.
Kimbley: (smirks) Oh, really? Sounds like fun.
Ed: Well yeah, but it's spelled tako…
Envy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH- Huh? Hmm…this thing tastes pretty good…
Ed: Riiight…
BakaKonekoRKL: I did, arigatou! I hardly got any sleep, but two amazingly wonderful things happened! One was the amazing rave and the other was…Oh, but I need to finish this up, so read my LiveJournal if you wanna know more
Winry: Well, thankfully, Ed stopped me before I actually shot him, so it's really thanks to him
Envy: Hm. So maybe that site isn't all bad…
Ed & Roy: Never heard of it…but it sounds good…
Lust: Hm. Thanks. I don't have to worry about that stuff, no; just one more thing that comes with being a homunculus.
Ed: …What frog?
Sorry…I have a few more questions left, but I should be able to finish them up on Wednesday…Sorry!!! I just ran out of time!! ; By the way, has anyone ever had daifuku? IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE STRAWBERRY ONES!! Oh, and I ask this again: In order to make this take a little less time, could you guys quite possibly put your name at the end of your "letter"? I know some people do it, but honestly, guys, it just makes things a bit easier. Thanks, and see ya next time!!!