IMPORTANT NOTE: Kay guys, I don't know how updation will be for a while, because my computer is seriously broken. It's never been this bad before; we're lucky we got it on, and when we did, we had to back-up files onto discs. I'm really not sure how it's gonna go from here on out, but I'll do my best. So if I don't update for a very long time, then that's why. Then again, it may turn out to be amazingly perfect; who knows? Oh, and thanks for all the nice things you've been saying about me (and all the faves); I don't have the time or space to reply to them all, but I do read all of your comments, and I must say, after a day of organizing thread and cleaning the refrigerator, I'm a lot happier lol. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WROTE IN SAYING SOMETHING LIKE "Great fic! I really like it; good job" here's my little thing: BakaKonekoRKL: Thanks!!!

I'm Back!

Ed:
Hm... I'll tape it later. Also, I found a site where I can watch it so I
watched the missed episodes. Oh! And in episode 17 you were acting all
lovey-dovey with Al. Care to explain mister liar-pants? Oh and if you're
wondering what I'm talking about. You were all "I've been wanting to tell you
something for a while, but I've been kind of scared of what your reaction would
be" ELRICEST!

Kimbley:
I'm sorry, but I'm not letting go until you blow up my school. Please don't blow
me up! You're one of my favorite characters!

Winry:
I'm so sorry! I realized that I don't hate you! The only reason I used to hate
you is because I had only seen clips of you being mean to Ed on youtube. I
just watched an episode though, and you are so awesome! I'm actually thinking of
of cosplaying as you when you're a child. 'Caus my hair isn't long enough for
your current self. Omg! You absolutely HAVE to watch this video on youtube.
Just go to it and type in 'In Life Winry Edward': it's the first one. It's so sad!
I almost cried.

Scar:
Oh, guess what! Me and my friend made an FMA club, and it has ranks. My rank
is Fuhrer because I thought up the club, and she is, dun dun dun... A State
Alchemist! Oh and here's her address! -hands you her address-.

Roy:
HA! You're still working on becoming Fuhrer and I wanted to be one for like a
week and now I am! Isn't irony so mean?

Hughes:
-Sniffles- Good... Now, can I have a hug to make me feel better??

Everyone:
Since Roy and Ed won't answer my question. Help! I need to be able to read
RoyxEd! Well now its all ok when they kiss and stuff. It's lemons that me.

Sincerely,
The Bubble Wrap Alchemist

Ed: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!! I just wanted to know if he hated me for what I did to him, you know, making him a living suit of armor, and that's ALL!

Kimbley: I'll blow it up if you let me go…

Winry: Oh! Well, thank you I'm glad that you changed your opinion about me. Unfortunately, the computer that I'm using can't see YouTube, so I can't see the video. I'm sorry!

Scar: …But she's not an actual State Alchemist. She can't use Alchemy, so there's really no point in it. Don't try to sell out your friends, either.

Roy: …You just appointed yourself Fuhrer. Of a stupid club. I, on the other hand, have the support of many for my dream to become Fuhrer in the military

Hughes: Of course! But you know what would make you feel even better than that? Seeing some pictures of my adorable little daughter!!!

Everyone: …

Riza: Why don't you just ease yourself into it? Over time you'll become more comfortable with it; start out with less……lemon-y ones and over time read more… "hardcore yaoi".

Roy: Traitor!! Going against me like that, it's treason!!

Riza: Relax, sir, we have to answer these questions. And since you and Edward wouldn't…

Yes, Saz is first again.

Roy: You're choking! (administers the Heimlich and CPR) I'll save you!

Barry The Chopper: You're so right!! There was this one time this kid was
trying to beat me up after school, and I didn't have any weapons except this
really old notebook, so I beat him over the head with it repeatedly,
and...well, let's just say I'm glad my juvenile record is sealed!

Kimbley: Nuh-uh! She nearly blew up my FACE during this one "experiment" of
hers!

Ed: (peeks out from behind Kimbley) Is it gone?

Envy: It's Mexican food! Extra taste and extra gas, yay!

ZILO'S STUFF

To Winry: Well, I'm glad (hugs) Like my mom always says, one life doesn't
replace another.

To Ed: Thanks for convincing Winry not to shoot (hugs) And oh, it's just an
homage to the old WB network. Don't worry about it.

To Envy: Good, please don't kill it. There's a lot of videos on there I think
you'd like. About half of the ones dedicated to you ALWAYS include the scene
where you stab Ed. It's almost a guarantee.

To Ed/Roy: Yeah, it's a good one. Although the original singers are girls, so
it's kind of odd...

To Lust: In that case, you are incredibly lucky. I can't take two steps
without having to pull my hair out of something.

To Wrath: Happy late 4th of July. (hands over giant tub of cotton candy and
packet of firecrackers)

Zilo's Blue Pen

Roy: (coughing) No…really…I'm fine!!

Barry the Chopper: You're on your way…

Kimbley: Now that really sounds like fun!

Ed: (sighs) Yeah, yeah…

Envy: Uh…sure.

Winry: That's right. Thanks

Ed: No problem.

Envy: Heh heh…my favorite moment…

Ed: Shut up.

Envy: Make me.

Ed & Roy: Um…okay…

Lust: Sucks for you. Sorry about that.

Wrath: (evil smile)

Ed: Why the hell would you give sugar and fireworks to a homunculus!?

More questions and comments from me.

Wrath-What would you do if, maybe my best friend might of, um drew you in a
dress? YOU WERE A VERRY PRETTY PRINCESS!

Dante- If you could change something you have done, what would it be, and
why?

Envy- My name is...
Shake-Zula.
The mic-rula,
The old schoolah,
Ya wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top, Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money, see.
Meatwad get the honeys, G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus

Check it.
Check it, check it.

'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream
'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Number 1 in the Hood, G
GO TEEN SHAKE!

Moofy-Fan

Wrath: Hm. I'd kill her :D

Dante: What would I have done differently? I wouldn't have let Hohenheim get away so that I wouldn't have to worry about making a new Stone myself. With him here, I wouldn't have to go through any trouble, because everything I'd ever need would be right here with me.

Envy: Don't do drugs.

Dum, dum, dum... Dadum! BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!

To Envy:
But there are a lot of vids that are about you and don't insult you. There's
a bunch of music videos about you with the song 'When you're evil'. They're
really cool!

-HisokaYukiko

Envy: …At least let me destroy the dumb ones. And then YouTube will be filled with only Pro-Homunculi videos!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Roy- If you had to choose, would you pick seeing Ed in a barely there
miniskirt (and doing something perverted (in a very good way) about it) or
having every woman in the world wear habits for the rest of your lifetime?

Alykat2007

Roy: I'd chose the first, just because it would be funny to watch, NOT because I'm gay.

Ed: Why you…

Ed: Let me think about it for a sec. -thinks then looks at him-... no

Barry: Why? You don't need it... -still tossing his head around-

Envy: ... now that you said that... I think I will... -starts to poke him
continuously-

Wrath: ... shut up -puts duck tape over his mouth-

Lust: Fine... I won't...

Scar: I could tell... but I didn't think I'd be attacked...

Shoushin

Ed: ……SCREW YOU!

Barry the Chopper: YES I DO!!

Envy: Don't say I didn't warn ya (transforms into Lust and shoots nails through her)

Wrath: MRMMMPHMPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lust: Thank you.

Scar: You're dealing with a homunculus and a serial killer and you didn't think that pissing us off would make us attack you?

Hello :) I have a few questions:

For Ed I have this: I'm short like you but yet I'm 17, I look like I'm 13 and
can't get respect... or even a boyfriend and people call me all those names
they call you, but I can't yell at them cause they'll beat me up. What should
I do?

EdwardElricsFan4Ever

Ed: …You could always kill them.

Winry & Al: Ed!!!

Ed: …Or you could learn to ignore them. Not something that I would do, but it's probably a good idea for you. Just ignore those bastards and stick with your friends and eventually, they'll probably find something better to do. Or you could just stand up for yourself; tell them to leave you the hell alone and have some friends around for backup. If they see they can't intimidate you, they might leave you alone. And you know what they say about there being safety in numbers!

To Ed: The second part doesn't really mean anything. It's just a little
something I say to all my prey. Oh, and did I forget that the poison gas will
soon be released with in 10 Minutes? And worst of all I'll make off with Winry
and you and your cat obsessed brother will be dead! HAHAHAHA! YA DON'T LIKE DAT, EH PIPSQUEAK! AHAHAHAHA! SORRY TINY CAN'T HEAR YA DOWN THERE! AHAHAHA!BETTER START RUNNING CAUSE KILLER MOTH AND BOB ARE AFTER YA, WITH THERE TRUSTY MIDGET ALCHEMIST DETECTOR!HAHAHAHA!...Oh and Dante will be there!

To Dante, Greed, and Envy: First for Dante's info I stole the money from a
bank plus if I evacuate them You mean my henchmen right cause the already got
mask, or the people how must die in a horrible manner cause I think it's
funny! Second I've already started to lace some hygienic products with the
poisonous gas in liquid form just for the people to get a good taste of it.)
Third, so that you know Smilex is a type of toxic nerve gas that kills its
victims(symptoms are uncontrollable laughter, seizure, nerve tissue in face dying
and leaving the victim a permanent smile before death)...since you homunculus
are somewhat immune to it you're okay. So heck, Dante you should wear the mask.
Anyhow, I gotta a feeling FullMetal shorty is gonna be there so if he tries to
stop me within 12 hours. If you guys can try to slow him down. My men will
already be there in the parade armed with uzis in their jackets in case
Tiny metal dorky and his cat obsessed tin doofus brother shows up. Killer Moth
and Bob should come soon to slow em down. Just make sure when you hear the
word "Mask" being yelled by men Dante put them on quickly, other wise like the
people you'll go out with a smile. Oh! And see if Pride can trick those
military morons that the parade is all just safe and harmless. Anyhow thanks
if your gonna be there!
P.S. I have that Winry girl hostage just incase that helps out! And help your self
to the free cash!

To Winry: Sorry but, I can't let ya just get killed during the parade! So
here's ya a gas mask! If you do anything to help Eddy at the parade, though
I'll change my mind about ya and you'll be the first of the few victims on my
genocide plan.

To Wrath: Hey kiddo wanna kill Edward cause he's gonna get rid of all the
candy at the parade!

To Lust & Sloth: Can I ask you to help me kill Ed, if not I can
understand...

Barry: Gotta a list of victims for ya to chop! List: Roy, Edward, Alphonse, and
all other military personal who know what I'm up to! Oh! And here is a HUGE
AXE to chop em with! P.S. My goons are already hunting down Edward! Just help
em hold Edward off before he can stop my great Nerve Gas Effect!

Pride: If ya can just try to make those idiot military idiots think there is
nothing wrong with the parade!

To Al: Yes, cats will die during my plans of genocide! I got nothing against
em, it's just...I wanna make you really angry! P.S. My Goons Killer Moth and
Bob the Goon are out to kill your brother right now, and I kidnapped Winry!
So HAHA!

To Roy: Just so you know the deodorant you put on today have that Smilex nerve
gas in liquid form in it...just so ya know.

To Riza: I just laced your toothpaste with Smilex nerve gas in liquid form.
Have a Nice Day! HAHAHA!

Gluttony: Wanna try Chop Eddy? I hear it's pretty good!

Tartarus789

Ed: Ok, how about you leave us alone? Sound good? Just get over yourself. You know you can't kill us, no matter what you do. AND YOUR TAUNTS AREN'T WORKING!!!! I'm not afraid of you.

Al: "Cat-obsessed"…?

Dante: I'll do whatever I can.

Winry: …(hoping that if she obeys, Ed and Al will somehow find a way out of it)

Wrath: Heh heh heh sure…

Lust & Sloth: I suppose…why not?

Barry the Chopper: Heehee!!!!!!! This is gonna be fun!!!

Pride: Of course.

Al: Eh!? No, stop it! There must be some other way of doing whatever you want to accomplish; I mean, what's the point of killing all these people?

Roy: I didn't put on deodorant today. See, I fell asleep at my desk last night and didn't get a chance to go home. I washed up in the military's bathroom this morning.

Riza: …I had my teeth cleaned by a dentist this morning. You can't possibly mean that you infected all of the dentists' many toothpastes?

Gluttony: Heh, sure!!

Okay, I have a question (more like comments) for you guys.
Envy-Don't listen to the people who make fun of your outfit. It suits you.
Besides, I can't really imagine you wearing anything like what Greed's
wearing. And yeah, I'd hate the Elrics too if I were in your position. And
yes, I know you're a guy. 'Cause if you were a woman, there'd DEFINITELY be
something on your chest.
Oh, and by the way, you're my favorite character. XP
Ed-Get over you and your short-nes. There are people out there who are
shorter AND older than you, and guess what? You still got about another 5
years to grow. Who knows, if you're lucky, you'll have a HUGE growth spurt and
grow a foot or so.
Al-You're awesome.
Roy-You don't have as many fangirls as you think. Envy is sexier than you.
Lust-You're just too cool for words. (That pretty much applies for all of the
Homunculi in my opinion. :3)

-Raharu-Chan

Envy: Ya hear what she said? Yeah, so take that!!! Thanks.

Ed: That last remark had better not have been sarcastic…

Al:3 Thanks!

Roy: I know that I have more fangirls than him. Her. It.

Envy: CAN YOU READ, YOU BASTARD!?!?

Lust: Thank you.

FMA FORTUNES ARE
To Ed: I see your future! You will be tall, taller than the Eiffel Tower, but
a meteor will hit you and you will be small, smaller than a penny! Or I'll just
lace all the beer in a bar with Smilex and have someone you know go there and
invite you.
Al: I SEE DEAD CATS IN YOUR FUTURE! A LOT OF DEAD CATS UNLESS ED DIES!
Dante: You will get your Stone and live immortal and kill hundreds of people!
Envy: YOU'LL KILL THOSE RETARDS WHO CALL YOU GAY AND A MINISKRIT WEARER!
Greed: You'll get RICH from my parade! And then you'll get a lot of free
stuff!
Wrath: I SEE ALOT OF CHOCOLATE FOR YOU IF ED IS DEAD!
Winry: You'll marry me or you can join the rest of the soon to be dead
people.
Roy: You may Ahem survive the poison if you're lucky and get miniskirts in the
military, if they are not all dead.
Riza: Smile! Takes out big gun
Lust: you will have a blah blah blah happy life as a human! Oh and you're
welcome!
Sloth: Same thing as Lust!
Izumi: You will not see your child again, and I am sending Firebug and
Elctorcutioner after you!

Tartarus789

Ed: That could never happen! And anyway, I don't drink. Hey wait…didn't you already send a letter in!?

Al: …………

Dante: Of course!

Envy: I was gonna do that anyway!

Greed: Heh heh…sounds good to me.

Wrath: YES!!!

Winry: Eheh heh…we'll see.

Roy: …Um……thank you?

Riza: (pulls out her gun)

Lust: Right. Thanks.

Sloth: Like she said.

Izumi: …I'm not afraid of you. I'd kick your ass if you ever showed your face to me, but you're too much of a coward to do so and instead send your minions after me.

Her evilness is back
Edo Trevor's my internet boyfriend; it was his sixteenth birthday he's three years older than me don't knock him shorty!
Kimbley I don't care if you kill me
Dante no comment...
RanFan I'm glad you are okay with that
nothing more to say
I will return!

roxie-san

Ed: Fine, fine, sorry!

Kimbley: Good.

RanFan: Sure.

Bonjour my favs! I have a few questions...(mostly to bug you, that is)
Ed: You are the coolest character ever in the Conqueror of Shambala! (Movie Al
beat you in the series) Better than...I have to admit...The HOT Roy. Have you
ever met Ichigo from Bleach? He's kinda like you...except he's SUPER TALL. And
has bright orange hair. Plus, I don't think you're "Vertically Challenged". People
must be too tall.hug
Winry: What type of wrench do you like to use? I love mechanics
also. Especially electric stuff I do for tech class.gives more wrenches and
wires - Maybe our advanced tech will make automail better.
Al: I feel sorry that Ed doesn't let you take a cat. Why didn't you get one
while you had your body back and was at Izumi's? IT could of been your free
time. Izumi's nice with cats.hug also
Riza: I really love your greatness. Nice job keeping Roy in line! I know you
think he's hot when he smirks.
Envy: DO NOT CARE for what those people have to say about your style! You're
cool no matter what! Ask the Envy fangirls who like you better than Ed.
Roy: Do you know Harry Potter? My little brother thinks you look like him. Can
I be in the military if I pass the test AND wear miniskirts? Including high
heels?
Jean: I have a character in my fanfiction who's perfect for you to date! I
made you both a couple!...but my story's not in fanfiction...It's on
Quizilla...
Scar:( Even through you're my favorite baddie in the series...) WHY IN THE
WORLD OF HELL DID YOU KILL WINRY'S PARENTS IN THE MANGA! Bad Scar-san!sprays milk on you
Hughes: Can I baby-sit Elysia sometimes? I'm a pro at babysitting.
Noa: As much as I hate to say this...I hate you since Ed and Al took you to
travel along in the end of the movie.
Wrath: Got ya some candy! gives bucket loads of candy Waste it on Scar!

Winter Phantom

Ed: Thanks…Roy is definitely not hotter than me!! Why would I watch a cleaning product that smells like strawberries?

Winry: I have all kinds, really. Which one I use to hit Ed depends on how much he busted up his automail.

Al: Well yeah…but we had to train too much, and while teacher may like cats, she'd never let me keep one at that age.

Riza: Thanks…um, but you're wrong.

Envy: Yeah, I know.

Roy: No, I have no idea who this pottery person is. You can…I'm hoping you're a girl though? (Hey, there are some crazy guys out there!)

Havoc: Just find me a real girl!!!!!!

Scar: It's very complicated…it was a time of war…And I really don't mind milk.

Hughes: Of course!! Oh, and I'm sure you'd love to see some pictures of her, right?

Noa: Oh…well, I'm sorry you feel that way…

Wrath: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Blazing Pink is back! Or you can just call me Blaze.

Ed: I agree and disagree with you about Al having a cat. You have no time to
take care of it and it might get killed by one of your enemies. That would
leave Al depressed. It's better to have a cat after you settled in. Then
again, having an animal sidekick isn't so bad! It could help you get out of
trouble like Lassie does (although Lassie is a dog, but who cares)! Well, it's
really up to you since you're the older brother.

Al: Here, have a stuffed cat while you're traveling!

Roy: I love and hate you. You're a hot guy, but you make fun of Ed and steal
Havoc's girlfriends! Leave those two alone! I may be a girl, but I'm tough!
Oh, and I don't like wearing mini-skirts, so there! (blows raspberry)

Winry: Uh... what was that part about you going to the bathroom with a
toaster? o0 Anyway, I'll try your advice after school starts. I don't have
his number or e-mail because I left for vacation early, so I didn't have time
to ask him (sweatdrops).

Envy: WHAT!?! NO BLANKET!?! Oh well. Life goes on. Could you instead beat up
this kid I hate? If you do, I'll promise to never nag you about crocheting a
blanket again (although it was your own fault when you asked the question,
"What do you want me to do!? Crochet you a blanket!?").

Envy and Ed: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER WAS THAT!?! I want a positive answer,
people! Or do you LIKE the stories about you two making out (which gives me a
disturbing image)!?! If you don't give me a real answer, I'll blackmail you!
That's right! I have ALL of your embarrassing photos with me!

Until next time! Blazing Pink

Ed: I stand by my decision. And anyway, how the hell could a little cat help us out!?

Al: Thanks!!

Roy: Is it my fault that women find me more attractive than Havoc and therefore opt to go out with me? And Ed's just too easy to make fun of!

Winry: Uh…someone once told me to go in a bathtub with a toaster or something stupid like that because they didn't like me. Oh, and good luck!!

Envy: Shut the hell up. Alright, alright, I'll kill the damn kid.

Ed: Of course we will! Geeze, we were just looking at each other to confirm if the other wanted to do it.

Envy: Actually, I was considering killing Ed right then and there…I mean…Yup, that's right!!

Al: You make me happy. Here, I'll let you cuddle Mikey. -Mikey purrs-

Ed: I really don't want to say something that may make you sad. But this has
annoyed me. For a really long time. Kay?

So, Human Transmutation is transmutation on human souls correct? So what
confuses me is how in the heck did Shou do that to poor little Nina without
getting ripped up like you and Al? Isn't that Human Transmutation? Cause it's
bonding her soul with Alexander's right?

Scar: I feel bad for you. Doesn't it suck to have an arm that goes
completely against you're religion, and then to have seen so much pain. You
need a sympathy card. -hands out sympathy card- And therapy. Lot's of therapy.

Also... Erm, how do you get married in Ishbal? I just had a weird dream last
night is all, and was wondering.

Envy: I want you to meet Dr. Phil.

Winry: Aw...how sweet. -hands shiny new wrench and automail parts- Knock
yourself out.

Havoc: 0.o You know that beggars can't be choosers right. -.-

Breda: Why are you so afraid of dogs? Just curious.

Fuery & Alphonse: -glomps- Let's build an animal shelter for all the animals.

Hohenheim: Rats! Oh well. I guess that I'll just not bother he...she...it.
Technically a he, but... Just wondering...

Why'd you do that in the movie! Did you know how sad you made poor Ed! And I
cried so hard!

Wrath: You're getting spoiled! -hands candy-

BakaKonekoRKL: -hands pie and candies- More sugar! SUGAR HIGH RAMPAGE...

Greed: You frustrate me. Cause I was like, die! Die! Then you died and I
cried...-sobs- I liked you and I hated you. Congrats.

Onna-san

Al: Aww…he's so cute:3

Ed: No…not exactly. What he did was turn her into a chimera. Human Transmutation is more like what we tried to do; bringing someone back from the dead. People don't normally bind humans' souls to animals', so I guess it could be a variety of human transmutation, but I've never really thought of it like that.

Scar: Thanks. Really. I won't give you all the details, but it would be like a wedding in a Middle-Eastern country in your world.

Envy: Who?

Winry: (gasps) Thanks so much!!!!!!

Havoc: …Gimme a break!!

Breda: ……I'd rather not talk about it.

Fuery & Al: Yay!! I'm with you, one hundred percent!!!

Hohenheim: …I'm sorry.

Wrath: Heehee

BakaKonekoRKL: Ok, I know I said I didn't have time to say hi to each of you individually, but omg pie xDDDDDD I definitely need this right now (see end rant).

Greed: …Well at least you got what you wanted.

Gomen, that's all I have time for!! I now need to obsessively research Blood+…I think I know what happens at the end, and I think I'm gonna cry!!! It's just not fair!!!!!!!!!!! Um…for those of you who don't watch Blood+, DO IT. The last episode that was on on Saturday was so amazingly…amazing!!! It's my second fave series…actually, it may be tied in first with FMA ; So I'll do that while my stupid father watches some TV show in the next room where the girl sounds like Wrath screaming "Mommy! Mommy!" …Uh. Until next time!