Uchiha Itachi's Real Father: What If...
Fugaku Discovered The Truth?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Nuff said. Just a Plot Bunny which has given birth to a small litter of its own... this story takes place in post Time Skip format, but long before Jiraiya's death from Akatsuki, so the pervert is still alive. Now a two-shot with item crossover from Men In Black.
Sekai grins as he was fooling around with a giggling Mikoto.
"Sekai, stop... he could hear us," said Mikoto, trying to get away from Sekai's wandering and ticklish hands.
The blond smiles ruefully.
"So what... what can he do to us, huh?"
"I'll kill you both," said a voice behind them, as the two half-nude young adults sprang up off the couch.
Fugaku's Sharingan eyes spun fast, his anger fueling his killing intent.
"What is the meaning of this?" he threatens.
Sekai simply pulled out of his pocket a kunai, only for it to get deflected by Fugaku's own.
But that is what Sekai wanted the man to do, as he takes out a long cylindrical silver object that oddly enough to curious eyes would claim was a vibrator. It pops the top upward, revealing buttons, and a red light-like eye that was exposed. Fugaku readied to kill them-
Pop!
The red flash in the room goes away, and Fugaku stopped moving. He and Mikoto take off their sunglasses.
"How many memory wipes is it now?"
"Thirty-seven," was the young woman's reply.
Sekai shakes his head, and turns to Fugaku.
"I was never here. You never saw me fooling around with your wife. You will be too bored for sex tonight, and would spend the night in your private quarters doing whatever it is you enjoy doing without Mikoto clucking like a hen on you."
He gets a smack over the head for that comment as Sekai vanished in a Shunshin.
Fugaku blinks.
"Huh? Where am I?"
Mikoto placed her false smile.
"You were asking me if I saw Itachi, and no he's not back from his mission for Hokage-sama," she tells her husband.
"Ah. Very well then."
And he leaves the room.
Mikoto sighs once he's out of earshot and view.
"I wonder if all those flashy thingies are giving him brain cancer or something," she mutters to herself.
Funny? Yes or no?