So I hope everyone's been enjoying the Naruto marathon…Frankly, I have a lot of things to do- watch Naruto, finish a school book (I'm totally screwed, by the way), finish my painting of Rukia and Ichigo, and read two manga. But since I love you all, I've decided to post another chapter before the new episode of Naruto airs. Also, I can't get the whole avatar thing to work; someone wanna help me? That being said, I've got less than an hour, so let's start!
Dear Ed and RoyHello. Now my first question is...Why can't you guys just try to get along? Because even though Ed won't admit it, Roy has become one of his best friends. It's sorta like a Naruto and Sasuke ((though you guys probably don't know who they are)) relationship. A sort of Rival/Friend thingy. I mean just look at everything you both been through with and without each other. Shouldn't that count for something? Example: In the move when Roy is at the arctic base camp thingy ((sorry if my quote is a little off)Heymans Breda: Maybe We should get Riza down here to cheer him upJean Havoc: Riza is not the one he is waiting for ((no offense Riza cause you own))See this sortakinda maybe proves that Roy and Ed both have a deep friendship/Hate thing going on. Though some fangirls ((including myself)) like to take you guys relationship too far by pairing you guys together. I Just want you to know that I will support both of you guys no matter what you choose to do, cause you guys both rock ((though Ed s slightly more awesome.))So to finish was just wondering if maybe Roy cold give Ed a little peck on the check or at least hug him? Ok now I know Ed is explode into one of his cute spazzy rant things after reading this. So if you guys are too unwilling and or stubborn to do the final request at least do the first for at least one chapter?-Essence.of.Hope-P.S.: Al: ever think of a dog cause in opinion they totally own cats and they would be easer to take care of.Number one: they are loyal and could just walk beside you when traveling instead of you having to hold him Number 2: they are smart and can kick a$$ when needed so they will have less of a chance of dying than the cat, and if Ed won't let you travel with it. You could leave it at Winry's so it can bond with Den. And Ed…I don't know, Ed seems like more of a dog person than a cat person so yea.
Ed: Why the hell should we get along!?!? If you want that to happen, first you've got to get Colonel Asstard to stop tormenting me all the time!!
Roy: Hmm…no. It's just too much fun.
Ed: You see!? I mean, okay, we can get along at times, but…ARGH, you've seen how he tortures me!!!
Roy: What we want to know is what ramen and a ninja have in common. (A/N Naruto is a kind of ramen and Sasuke actually was a ninja)
Ed: And no, we're not going to feed fangirl obsessions (you know who you are) by kissing or hugging.
Roy: Not that we'd want to.
Ed: Yeah. Well. Ok, fine, I guess he's an okay guy. (mumble mumble)
Roy: Why thank you.
Ed: …Shouldn't you be saying the same about me or something?
Roy: Hehheh…nope.
Ed: YOU EVIL-
Al: I see your point, and I do like dogs, I mean, they're nice and all, but I'm just more of a cat person, you know? I'm sorry, but I just like cats better and I just can't stop liking them so much and wanting one for my own.
Now that I've read all of them I can put up some questions. I may have HAD to wait...But I did. So anyway, here goes.Envy: Change your wardrobe for the love of God! Seriously, I mean, I thought you were a girl at first. The miniskirt thing and the voice both made me think you were a girl! I bet everyone, even your fellow homunculi think you're a girl, but don't say anything knowing you'd go into a frenzious rage.Barry the Butcher: I have a cousin I ABSOLUTELY hate. hands you address Though he's a guy...Could you still chop him up anyway?Gluttony: hands you address as well Could you eat the remains?Armstrong: Is there ANYTHING that hasn't been passed down the Armstrong line?Riza: You're awesome! If you and the Colonel don't get together...Would you go out with me...Just don't shoot me o.oRoy: plots a way to get you out of the way to have Riza for myselfTim Marcoh: I don't think anyone's said anything to you yet. What you did for those people in that village was so great! Why'd you have to die!?Ed: LET AL HAVE A CAT DAMNIT! Or at least some sort of pet. I mean, he's been through so much over the years...The least he deserves is some happiness from a pet... whispers Shorty...Al: If Ed says you can't have a cat, then think about this. IF you have time to do an advice column for random people like this...Than you should have time to take care of a cat.Tucker: You deserve a most horrible and gruesome death and to burn in hell for what you did to Nina and Alexander! throws out a Pokeball and releases JolteonJolteon! Use Thunder on him! Jolteon shoots a large bolt of lightning at TuckerWrath: You deserve a sugar rush...Why? Just because! - gives him lots of chocolateAnd now...for a true advice question.For anyone who'd like to answer: Ok...I'm pretty much stuck between 2 girls. I like them both equally and they both like me back just as much. But I can't choose!! I'm afraid of either 1. Hurting one by choosing the other.or 2. Making the wrong choice and possibly blowing my chances with the other. I've already talked to them both about it, so that's something you don't have to worry about.ThanksPrince-Marth85P.S. - BakaKonekoRKL, I'm glad you got your computer back up. Keep up the good work with this column!
Envy: WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!?!? EVERYONE WHO HAS A BRAIN KNOWS THAT I'M A MAN!!! SO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!
Barry the Chopper: …Well, if you give me a girl I can chop up, I'd be happy to.
Gluttony: Mmmmmm…
Armstrong: Hmm…bad looks and genetic diseases? ONLY THE BEST IS PASSED DOWN!!
Riza: Thanks…Um, I'll consider it '
Roy: Haha…good luck.
Marcoh: Thank you…but really, I'm not that great of a person; look at what I did in Ishbal. Maybe that's why no one's spoken to me yet…
Ed: NOT AFTER THAT "SHORTY" COMMENT!!!!!!
Al: Hey…yeah…
Ed: No way. We still have to travel around and fight homunculi, so what are we supposed to do if it died, hm(A/N it would be like the kitty that Ichigo-kun's sister found in Bleach…she fed it, it started following her, and it got hit by a car. So I'm pretty sure that Ed would use that example if he knew what Bleach was…')
Tucker: Ahhhhh… (Even when he screams he whispers…)
Wrath: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYNOTHERSUGARRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: Don't make a choice; girls are too troublesome, anyway.
Winry: What!? What did you say!?
Ed: Well…well except for you, Winry!
Winry: Grr…Well you said that you talked to the girls already, right? Did you ask for their opinions? Try having another talk with them, let them know that you like them both, but you have to make a choice, but also let them know that, inevitably, you and the girl you choose first will have to break up, and when that happens, you'll go out with the other girl.
Riza: There's always the chance of hurting them, but love is a gamble, and no matter what you do, there's a chance of them getting hurt. But if you don't make a choice, you'll just be at the same place for a long time. If you try Winry's advice and they like you as much as you say they do, then they should understand.
BakaKonekoRKL: Thanks : )
More questions and comments from me.Fletcher- Sorry, I gots a real bad memory, I forgot what a toilet was once...Ed- Can you play an instrument, I mean, you seem like you could play guitar or something, maybe the violin...Al- If you had to pick one would you A)Call Ed short a hundred times in a day, or B) Rant to MovieWrath about the wonders of limes for a hour?
Moofy-Fan
Fletcher: Um…Alright…
Ed: Sadly, no. I never tried to learn how to play, I was too busy learning Alchemy, and I don't exactly have the time now.
Al: Umm……Neither? But if I had to, the second.
YAY! You caught up with this, my friend! Anyway... of course I'm back... and... I had... COFFEE! MUWAHAHAHA!!Ed: Go ahead wittle puppy! I'll just come back!! -giggles-Barry: -his head slips a bit, now I can't see- GAH! -runs around- I'm blind! -runs into Barry, falls over, and his head falls off of mine- Ow... I hate your headit's too big!!Envy: You know... that's a good question... what am I? Hmm... I wonder... -sits down and starts thinking of what I am-Wrath: What was that? -tries to see what he's saying, doesn't even attempt to remove the tape-Scar: ... What was I supposed to learn? -tilts my head to the side-
Shoushin
BakaKonekoRKL: Yup : ) And I'll e-mail you once I get my account going…
Ed: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TO DEATH AND-ARGH!! (Winry knocked him out with her wrench)
Winry: You're so violent!!
Barry the Chopper: Then you shouldn't have taken it!!!! (takes head back)
Envy: ……
Wrath: MRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMPPPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MMMRMRRHHHHHH MMMMHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Scar: …Never mind…
Okay I've got a question or two...First off Sorry about calling you Shorty EdYour like my favorite character and you'd like your part in my fanfiction...well at least I hope you would...Alright what would you do if Winry ran off and you had no idea where she went?To WinryYou're awesome by the way,Where would you run away to if you were trying to escape from Ed?To AlIf your brother told you to stay behind while he searched for Winry would you obey or would you wait for awhile and then go and search on your own? And what if I had a potion that could make Ed taller then maybe would he let you have a cat? I'm just wondering... Though I can see the argument from his side...I just like being on the side that irritates him-PShadow Knight Of Oblivion
Ed: Yeah, well. I'd look for her, obviously!! I'd try to get the military to help me, too!!
Winry: Thanks : ) Well…why would I? I really don't know…I guess I'd keep moving from town to town, cut my hair, things like that…
Al: I'd argue and argue until he let me come along!!! Hmm…I don't know…possibly…
I finished typing this just as the 99th Naruto episode ended…Whew!! Well anyway, I hope you keep reviewing and such, and if anyone could help me with that avatar problem, I'd be really thankful!!!