Chapter 3. :Bed.

Tamaki, Kyoya, and Nekozawa finally reached their room, seeing as they're floor was 2 floors above the others. As they walked in they noticed 1 bed and 1 pull out couch.

"Don't they know how to treat us…?" Kyoya mumbled angrily under his breath. Tamaki immediately ran forward and jumped onto the bed.

"I call the bed!" Tamaki shouted as he jumped up and down on the bed.

"That isn't fair. There's only 2 places to sleep." Kyoya said as he put his bag down.

"So I'll have to sleep with one of you two?" Tamaki asked hugging a pillow to his chest with one hand and pointing to the two on the other side of the room with the other. Kyoya and Nekozawa both went incredibly red. 'Does he realize that implies!?!?' Kyoya thought as he dug through his bag. Ha dared a glance at Nekozawa seeing that Nekozawa was looking down, his wig covering his face.

"Ok. Who wants the pull-out couch and who wants to sleep with me?" Tamaki asked innocently happy. 'Guess he's never been introduced to homosexual guys…' Kyoya thought to himself as he looked at his best friend. Suddenly Nekozawa interrupted his thoughts.

"I'll take the bed with Tamaki," the elder boy said as he placed his puppet on the counter. He was blushing. Anger shot through Kyoya as he jumped up.

"No that's ok Nekozawa-senpai," anger seeped through Kyoya's words, "you can sleep by yourself. I'll sleep with Tamaki. After all, I'm his best friend and who knows what you would try to do to him in bed."

Nekozawa's mouth dropped open at what Kyoya had said. Kyoya was afraid that he might try to persuade or force Tamaki to have sex with him!!!???? Afraid?!?! Kyoya was never afraid of anything… except his father.

"What the hell are you talking about Kyoya?!" Nekozawa roared at him. "You think I'm gonna rape him?!?"

"Maybe I should sleep on the pull-out bed by myself…" Tamaki trailed off as he started to get off the bed only to be held down by both of the boys as they screamed, "NO!" at him and then glared at each other. Tamaki mouthed 'ok'.

"Berzendoff will curse you…" Nekozawa said as scarily as he could. Tamaki cowered in fear. Kyoya smirked.

"Why do you want to in bed with Tamaki sooo badly?" Kyoya crossed his arms. Nekozawa blushed deeply.

"Why do you want to be in bed with Tamaki sooo badly?!" Nekozawa counter attacked.

"I don't want to be in bed with him!" Kyoya hissed. "I just want to make sure that he doesn't get fucked by someone he doesn't want to be fucked by!!"

"So you want to fuck him!?!?!?" Nekozawa retorted surprised and blushing.

"No I do not!" Kyoya pinned the elder boy to the wall. Nekozawa scowled.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tamaki yelled at both of them and hit each boy on the head. "I will choose whom I'll be sleeping with."

Both boys had fallen to the ground and were now looking up at him, surprised. "Who?" they both asked.

"I don't know." Tamaki announced while both looked at him, both amazed at how stupid the man could be. "That is why you two are going to draw straws."

"NO!" They once again shouted at him and pushed him back onto the bed for the second time.

Tamaki whimpered in the corner of this all as he watched his best friend and senpai fight about who was going to sleep with himself. Kyoya had Nekozawa to the wall. They were glaring at each, as if whoever won the glaring contest would get the golden- haired prize. "What are you so damn scared of Kyoya?" Nekozawa snarled at the younger teen that was pushing him up againt the wall. Nekozawa put his hands on Kyoya's shoulders and threw him back in the opposite direction. "You're sooo damn afraid I'm going to rape him aren't you?"

"Yes, I actually am!" Kyoya scrambled from the floor ready to pounce on the older boy.

Nekozawa snarled as he got in position to kick the raven-head across the room. But Tamaki finally decided to butt in. He took 2 pillows and threw 1 at each boy, blinding them for a second. Tamaki took that one second to steal Kyoya's glasses and Nekozawa's Berzendoff. Both boys looked up in surprise.

"I'm not giving these back to you until you stop fighting!" Tamaki yelled at both of them.

There was a light pause where both boys were looking at the blond idiot, wanting their things back.

Tamaki smirked as he announced that because they were staying there for more than one night, they could switch off sleeping together.

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Sorry! Short chapter….

What will happen next? O.o