Gomen for taking so long for this chapter…I'm on a twin-induced Ouran rampage Uo.oWhich reminds me; I'm gonna do an advice column for that once I've reached 100 chapters of this. And I also know how I'm gonna end this one : ) You'll all be very pleased…but anyway, to the present!
Hey yall I got some. Riza: you are so cool! I think they should have put you in the series more. I need your help, see I like this guy in my college class and I have known him since high school but I am scared of what he will say what should I do?Sarah
Riza: Thanks : ) As for your question, like we always tell people, there's always a risk, but it's probably best to get your feelings out in the open. Before you tell him, you could have him promise that even if he doesn't like what you're about to say, the two of you will still be friends. And even if he does reject you, don't get discouraged; after all, it's usually easier to move on if he rejects you rather than if you never tell him. (Note: This is true for the authoress xD)
Ed-just tell Al that he can have a cat when he gets his body back and you stop travelling! He'll probably stop asking...for a while.-if there was a way to get back to Amestris after the movie, would you and Al go back?-you do know that the gate thinks for itself and is something that can't be completely destroyed, don't you?-in the manga somewhere, you say you only drink strawberry and coffee flavored milk. Strawberry sounds okay, but coffee? ew.-maybe if you stop drinking coffee, you will grow taller than you did in the movie.Winry-I felt so sorry for you when Ed and Al left for Germany on that airship and you had to watch. -if you could, would you find a way to Germany and then get together with him after beating him with a wrench?Al-what type of cat would you want?Truth (manga)-why don't you tell these people (namely Roy, Ed, and Al) that the gate can't be permanently destroyed?-in a morbid way, you're cool.Dante-even though Rose was the closest and most available at the time, you should have still went after Winry and kidnapped her to get with Ed. Not that Winry would let you of course.Envy-I extremely dislike you for killing Ed, Hohenheim, and Hughes, but I also like you for your sarcasm. -call Ed short.
Harryswoman
Ed: …You think I haven't tried that already? YES, OF COURSE I WOULD!!!! …Um…it does…Ok, I admit it. Strawberry milk isn't all THAT bad…I guess it's okay…and I liked coffee, so coffee-flavored milk is okay, too. IT'S NOT COFFEE, IT'S COFFEE-FLAVORED MILK!!!!! SO THEREFORE, I DON'T NEED TO GROW ANYMORE!!!
Winry: Yeah…It was kind of tough. (glares at Ed) Um…probably…Well, I'd beat him with a wrench, how's that U-.-
Al: Hmm…I don't care : ) I don't think I'd want a purebred just because it's a purebred, but I wouldn't mind having any kind : )
Truth: (smirks) Because it's fun to mess with them. And thanks (like I needed your opinion).
Dante: Yes, but while I manipulated Rose, I also gained control of a whole city. The fact that she sort of liked Ed already was an added bonus which just made my job easier.
Envy: Well too bad for you! HEY, PIPSQUEAK!!
Ed: …
Envy: Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you!!
Ed: I'M NOT A PIPSQUEAK!!!! ALRIGHT!?!?!
Envy: Whatever you say…
I have returned!Envy: Why don't you make me. But anyway, I will agree with you on one point. I don't think you look like a palm tree. I don't know why people thing you do.Barry: Well...I do know a girl around there that I'm not too fond of...So if I give you her address will you chop her and my cousin up?Roy: continues to plot ways to get you out of the way Hmm...A little water...I just have to make sure he doesn't have matches on him...Marcoh: I know that. But just like you told Roy, you were in the military, you were ordered to. I'm in the military in my world...I know how it goes.Ed: What's wrong...You don't like being called so small that you make a grain of sand look like a mountain?Al: Oh well...I tried. I know how it is, though. I live on base and I'm not allowed to have pets...But I love cats...Tucker: Well...That wasn't horrible and gruesome...but it's a start...Maybe a little pain beforehand would be good...Considering it doesn't compare to what happened to Nina and Alexander...And how one can scream yet still whisper is beyond me. o.OWrath: Want more? I have plenty. -Shows you my secret stash of sweets-Winry/Riza: Thanks...I'll do that and let you know how it goes!You haven't seen the last of me!Prince-Marth85
Envy: At least you have some sense in there…
Barry the Chopper: (eyes glint) You've got yourself a deal!!
Roy: But I ALWAYS have a back-up plan! Please, you can't do away with me.
Marcoh: I'm so sorry…Well good luck.
Ed: (punches in the face) What's wrong…don't like being punched in the face?
Al: E-Ed!!! That wasn't nice!!
Ed: Who cares!?
Al: I'm sorry…About my brother and about you not being allowed to have pets either Uo.o
Tucker: Well, it's like a person who can only whisper (such as me) screaming…
Wrath: YEAAAAAH!!!!
Winry & Riza: Best of luck!!
Hola! FMA ROCKS!Ed, you are not short, everyone else is just so FRIKIN tall! I am 5'1 and I'm 16! Besides, you're hot enough to make up for missed inches. Al needs a pet, so at least get him SOMETHING!! A rock would work, it worked with my little brother... MILK SUCKS!! Just sayinRoy, what's the deal with you and Riza? JUST KISS ALREADY! And cut out he miniskirt obsession, it's freaky. Al, My best friend LOVES you and wants me to tell you that she has a cat that she considers yours. It's afraid of her pet hamster. I hope you like calico/tabby.Winry, love ya, but please stop hitting Ed in the head, he is going to die early from bruises to the brain. How much would decent auto mail cost BTW?And does anyone actually know how much Gluttony weighs? -EdElricRox
Ed: TELL ME ABOUT IT!!! Hmm…(hands Al a rock) Here. It's your new pet.
Al: A rock!? Brother, I want a REAL pet!
Ed: Well then, you're outta luck for now.
Roy: Sorry, but I can't do that just yet. And hey, I'm a guy. Most normal guys wouldn't mind seeing a pretty lady or 10 in a miniskirt.
Ed: You're a rapist, aren't you?
Roy: Yeah, that's it.
Ed: And the truth comes out!
Al: Awwyay! That's so cute!
Winry: Well…it's his own fault! Hmm…How many dollars in a cen Um…I don't know if I'm doing the calculations right, but I think about three thousand dollars? Of course, I've seen some sell for more than that, and less…But I may not be doing the calculations right Uo.o
Lust: We tried to weigh him once…but the scale broke.
More questions and comments from me.Fletcherfrom my sis Can you go and play the guitar on the streets for money, or I'll hit your brother on the head with my medal flute.Wrath- Here hands you an umbrella It's about to rain.Heiderich- You look so cute with glasses hugs
Moofy-fan
Fletcher: Well, I could…but I don't know how Uo.o Sorry!
Wrath: No it's not. (feeds umbrella to Gluttony)
Heiderich: I'm assuming you're referring to fanart…right?
Ed- why don't you tell us who you like already!or else I'm going to have to admit to my RoyxEdEnvyxEd and any type of Ed paired with another guy obsessed friend that you like Roy...and now I think you have feelings for Roy too...Trisha- are you proud of what ED DID TO YOU?!?!?!??!?!?!?! THE SINNER!Ed-darn sorry that was my sister who hates you for the little cough incident...Ed- oh and my cousins, sister, mom, dad, aunt, uncle, grandma and grandpa call you a midget!preciate your time...marysuekillerP.S have you every met a marysue? (a girl that is the most perfect being ever that is better than you smarter than you and is risking your life for you and has a tragedy past?)
Ed: Hmm…I'll let you know during the final chapter. So don't worry, and don't mention any thing to your friend because I'll tell you now, IT'S NOT ROY!!! TELL YOUR STUPID SISTER AND THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY TO SHUT UP, THOUGH!!! No, I haven't, but I know a lot of morons like to pair me up with them…
I'm back! hehAl: Okay...The Sims 2 is a videogame where you create things by yourself. For example, you can make a cat that looks like Ed, so Ed may like him(who knows?)Winry: hehe...Well, he is a boy, so you have a good reason to hit him. Do you want to be a famous automail mechanic when you grow up? You'll be more famous then Ed…which might upset the poor guy.HavocNope, no idea. Maybe a friend of mine, yes. But I know they have a lot of fanclubs about you. So my advice is you got to stop smoking.Wrath: Here!!-gives sour candy- Just don't blame me and blame Envy for it.Ed: Ah yes, the power of being more famous than the Flame Alchemist himself. You're not the only one scared of Izumi(who rocks hard by the way)...The way she threw knivesO.OHughes:-winces- Lucky you came out alive with minor injures! I saw a cosplay of you and Elysia! It was so kawaii
Uxinta-Youkai
Al: Hmm…Unfortunately, we don't have anything like that in our world…But thanks anyway!!
Winy: Of course : ) Well…I'd like to, but my main goal is just to make the best automail I can in order to help people out!!
Havoc: Alright, alright! I'll quit, ok?
Wrath: I can't make any promises : )
Ed: Hehheh…yeah. She's kinda scary…sometimes. But she's really caring and kind deep down, so don't let that fool you.
Hughes: Whaaaat?! Someone cosplayed as my beautiful Elysia (and myself)!????!? I must see pictures!!! It's a shame that I wasn't there to do the honors myself…
Hey! This is the sisters 3, and we LOVE all you FMA people!
From Leah-Ed: You rock! You're most likely the sexiest thing to ever walk, you are NOT SHORT, and I have to share your hate with milk. Keep on kicking Envy and Scar's tails!Winry: Awesome auto-mail! But, you might not want to keep on hitting Ed in the head with a wrench, it might affect his height (I am NOT calling u short, I promise. Wrath: What is your PROBLEM?!?!? Trying to kill your mother?!??! GO DIE!Gluttony: How much do YOU weight?Envy: Get new clothes. You look like a transvestite and it scares me. 00Roy: You are the coolest perv ever! But you creep me out too, sorry.Al: OMG you are so cute! Cats are the best house pets, and they make great friends. If Ed never lets you get a cat, you can have one of my sisters'.LOVE U GUYS!From Kisa-Roy, you're hot but need to go ahead and kiss Riza cause you know you like her.Hughes, your daughter is so cute! I want some pictures!Envy, I am with my sister on the transvestite comment.Izumi, You are my fave character. KICK TAIL!From Megan-You all need help. But so do my friends, cause we are all psychotic whether we admit it or not. KEEP ROCKIN'!
The DogPack
Ed: For those comments, I definitely will!!!
Winry: I'll stop hitting him with my wrench when he stops doing stupid things! But since I don't see him all that often, I don't usually get the chance to hit him anyway.
Wrath: I'M ALREADY DEAD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
Gluttony: Uhh…The scale broke when they tried to weigh me…so I dunnoMMMMMM, cake.
Envy: Uh, no. I like my clothes, so screw you.
Roy: Hmm. Well thanks…I think.
Al: Ok…if it's okay with your sisters : )
Roy: While that may or may not be true, I'm still fairly certain that she'd shoot me at this point if I tried that.
Hughes: Alright!!! I'm currently putting them on your bucket of photographs, so you can see them there! Yay
Envy: Screw you as well.
Izumi: Thank you.
Ed: We need help…and yet you're the one talking to imaginary people and probably fangirling over them. Ok. Sure.
To Wrath: Just so you know kiddo Ed is plotting to steal all of you sugar. You must kill him to prevent that from happening. Oh and who do you care for more Izumi or sloth. To Dante: Okay I need some help. Some freak in a bat costume came by and stole those poison balloons I had for the parade, not only that but this freak is just as bad as Envy is at fighting except he didn't kill my guys. If you can send some help I'd REALLY be obliged. Thank you.To Izumi: Hey I was kidding about sending my thugs to kill you.To Barry: Hey Barry I got this one device here that will make you temporarily invisible, and I'll give it to you for free if you promise to bring me back Edward Elrics head as soon as you comment. Oh, and here's a chainsaw, several butcher knives, and a very large battle axe in case ya need it. Thanks.
Tartarus789
Ed: No I'm not so just give the hell up on it!!!!!
Wrath: Hmmm…
Dante: Alright…I've sent a few guys your way. Just don't mess up again.
Izumi: You better have been.
Barry the Chopper: Heeheehee……
Ehh…Gomen, guys, but I can't stay up much longer…I really shouldn't have waited this long to make a column lol. I'll make one again soon, so do not fear!! But if you must know…Ouran videos are taking up most of my time lol. Don' worry, though, for those of you whose questions weren't answered, they will be…next time : D