Thanks for all of your continued support!! Wow…I really sound like a Shojo manga artist in one of their side column thingislol. Speaking of, my friend Lindsay is here as I begin typing this, and we're cosplaying as the twins from OHSHC!!! I'm Kaoru haha. We're taking cosplay pictures, so check out my livejournal for those! Also, I'm not going to answer stupid questions with made up words (these are usually from anonymous people trying to piss me off). I'll edit them, but if it's total drugs, I just don't have the patience to do that. Like I think I got one that was like "What if the Philosopher's Stone turned into a butt?" and I was just like…no. I'm not even gonna waste my damn time. But you guys have, on a whole, been great. Anyway…
I'm back from Vancouver!Ed: HmphIm not talking to you anymore.KimbleyKimbley-san. Did you know that you have a slight resemblance to Orochimaru-sama when you have your hair down? 'Cept he's cuter... By a lot.Scar: Oh, don't be such a baby! I'm done with that anyways. Her bad mood has made us better friends. Also, can you get ANY hotter?Roy: No! How dare you sully my good name by spreading your slanderous filth (Family Guy joke)! To hell with you! Though I do work on the dark side, doing evil bidding, muahahahahaPride: Oh, that's even better, Fuhrer-sama! Great idea! May I watch? Or even help!?Hughes: In 2 episodes you die... I am going to bawl! I mean, I cried when I watched an AMV about it! Darn you, you stupid heart! DARN YOU! Ok, well now that that's done -huggles you and gives you a kiss on the cheek (He's married, so no smooches on the mouth!)-.Riza: Actually, I don't really care for RoyxEd anymore. I'm more of an EdxEnvy person. If I'm not reading that, I'm only reading this and Naruto fictions.Ok, well I'm just going to tell you the best parts of my trip to Vancouver! #1. My mom almost stepped on a huge dead rat that was on the street. #2. I saw a guy get arrested. #3. My dad got offered to buy marijuana. #4. We went to the PNE and I went on the Hells Gate (horribly scary!), Crazy beach party (so much fun!) and almost all the other ones. I also saw this guy who had to have had the BIGGEST afro I have ever seen! #5. I went shopping at a bunch of really good stores. #6. We started driving home at 3:45 in the afternoon, then we took a 'shortcut', which by the way took LONGER, and instead of getting home at around 7-8, we got home at 11:00 at night. Which is about 8 hours on the road.Well thanks for listening to me ramble! SincerelyThe Bubble Wrap Alchemist
Ed: Fine! Then why didn't you just stay in Vancouver!?
KimbleyHaha……who?
Scar: ………
Roy: Riiiight…okay…
Pride: …You may watch.
Hughes: Heehee…I guess I'm a pretty popular character, huh? Too bad I was killed off :
Riza: Am I the only female who doesn't understand the whole yaoi obsession that girls have?
Al & Winry: That sounds like a fun vacation! We all hope you enjoyed it!!
Envy - my friend made a pic of you kissing gluttony. How do you feel about that?Winry - what would you do to Ed if he hid your wrench?
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Envy: I feel that your friend should go die.
Winry: Hit him with my hammer.
Ed: (cringes)
Here's a question for Ed. Wasn't it awkward having a little girl and an old lady replacing your automail leg?
Ed: Yeah, I guess it was a little bit, but since I've known them my entire life, it's never been as awkward as it would have been had I asked some random people in Rush Valley to do it.
Alrighty!! And here I go with my craziness!!Winry: Thank you! But he could have hurt me anyway he wanted... it wouldn't have hurt... well much, but oh well! -smiles, and it's creepy-Barry: Well... SHUT UP! -knocks his head off again-Envy: ... I GOT IT! I know what I am now! I'm... a homunculus, tiger, water, lightning demon and... I think that's it... people say that all the stuff I am... will kill me one day... cuz it's negative or something... probably why I cough up an ocean of blood now...Wrath: -stares at him, blinking- ... what?Scar: I would never mind my mind! -laughs like someone completely insane-
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Winry: Heh…oh well!
Barry the Chopper: You little!!! I'm gonna chop you up!!!!!!!!! (once I get my head back!!)
Envy: …Sorry I asked.
Wrath: ……MMMPH!
Scar: Right…Okay, then.
Ok here's a question for everyoneIf the homunculi were running for president, which one do you think would win and why?Envy why is the green-haired guy your preferred form? Did you randomly pick it or is there a reason?Riza how many guns do you own?Ed where do you buy your shoes? I'm 5'1 so I need all the elevation I can get.Serious question now. I have been dating my boyfriend since I was 14, which means 4 years, and now he's talking about we should see other people but I'm really not comfortable with that. What do I say to him?Thanks everyone and keep up the good worklana-rinreed
Pride: Well, as I was already able to handle the job of Fuhrer, I probably would. Otherwise, Envy could probably shape-shift his way into the position, and Lust is very cunning as well.
Lust: Yes, but you forget that I'm a woman. And the chances of a woman becoming president are slim to none right now.
Pride: Oh, right you are. Well, then, it looks like I'll take the job!
Envy: Like I said, it's cute. Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to try to make up my own…designs, I guess you could call it, and I made that one and found it cute, so I stuck with it for a while.
Riza: Oh, not too many. I only have them because of my job, so don't get the wrong idea, but I have around seven or eight right now.
Ed: Um…I don't know. Seriously, we've been all over the country several times, and you expect me to remember where I bought my shoes?
Riza: If he's telling you now that he wants to see other people, then you'd better give him up. After all, if you force him to stay with you, neither of you will be very happy, and he may even cheat on you.
Winry: I know it's hard to let go, but I'm sure that you'll be able to find someone else.
I have a question/comments for the FMA peoplesEd:YOU ARE NOT SHORT!! You are a good height and taller than me! Why is the world round and why is life so cruel? Ed, you and Winry need to get together already!! You two are driving me crazy!WRATHWrath...when I first find out you had Ed's arm and leg... I was gonna kill you!! I hate you! DIE CRAZY BOY DIERoyRoy, stop being mean to my favorite alchemist! He did nothing to you! And stop stealing Havoc's girls!! . YOU SUCK!Oh and I always wanted to say something to Ed...don't hate me for it I just need to get it out of my system! This was my first impression on you by the way... Ed, stop being a self-centered selfish child who thinks the world hates him! You have friends and people who love you!! I don't have that...cries...ok so I'm sorry I probably hurt your feelings!hands over ultra big cookie(these are my opinions of Ed so please don't hurt me! I'm still an Ed fangirlBye now!!(I'M NOT CRAZY!!Ok, yes I am. It has been medically cleared...that or I'm over-dosed on happy pills!)krazykitty1127
Ed: Hmm…I don't know. That's just the way life is, so that you can learn along the way from your mistakes…or some nonsense like that. Um…right. Maybe some day…
Wrath: You know I could easily kill you, so I suggest you shut your trap.
Roy: Please, if you were in my position, you'd be teasing Ed too. And how many times do I have to say this? They chose me over him, so it's not my fault.
Ed: …I'll bet you do have people who love and care about you, so stop being so pessimistic! If you think like that, then you really will end up unhappy, but if you have hope, everything will work out.
Ed: Hey PipSqueak I hate you…ok, I don'tyour ok and my friend loves youGreed I love you -hugs- Damn it why you left the short bloody beat you Why whyyou should come back and hunt him downand get vengeanceEnvy: I love you too -hugs- And Everyone leave Envy alone... He's a male…nothing else he can show you I bet...but please don't, Envy…Oh and Ed say one more thing about Envy being a girl…and you get to meet my two little friends.Roy: YOU PERV…but I loveyou also -hugs-Barry the Chopper: Hmm you can't kill me even though you don't know me yet you still cant so your name is Bob…come after me and you shall burn. Wrath: AW It's mini ENVY I mean Fluffy I mean WrathYeah. -hands bag of candy- Shh stick a lollipop in Ed's hair then pull it outAl: -puts kitten in Al- Shh -then hands him stuffed animal cat-if he tries anything I will hurt your little…I mean big brother
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Ed: WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!!??!
Greed: Right…well when you tell me how to come back to life, gladly!
Envy: YEAH!!! WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
Ed: Hey, I've hardly said anything about him, first of all. And secondly, I could beat you to a pulp, okay?
Barry the Chopper: You can't burn me!!! I'll chop you up first!!
Wrath: Heeheehee…
Ed: I could just transmute it out, you know.
Al: Aww
Ed: Take it out. Now. We've been through this!
Al: Aww…
Hallo, FMA peoples!I'm back! Did y'all guys miss me?Now that that's out of the way, I'm not here to torture anyone this time. Except Envy, he still owes me a blanket. I'm actually here for advice this time. ((shockOkay, here's the deal. My sister's dog had puppies about eight months ago and all of the kids picked one to name and have be 'theirs' so to speak. Mine was Kiba, the runt of the litter and the only guy. Wells, two months later my mom runs over him.She's hysterical so I have to wrap up the body and clean up the blood stain and brain tissue in the garage, miraculously not crying until I get to school and even then I locked myself in a bathroom stall while everyone else was at assembly.I've since gotten over it a bit through an unfortunate series of events, but now my sister's dog is due for her second litter any day and, quite bluntly, I'm scared as hell that something bad is going to happen again, cause my over-active imagination is playing Kiba's death in my head over and over again.So, yeah, advice on how to handle this would be terrific, I don't mind who answers, just don't say I'm a drama queen.Neassa-chan
Envy: JUST GIVE IT UP!!!
Winry: Ohh…that's so sad!
Ed: Well don't be afraid; this time, keep the dog inside until it's bigger and keep a better eye on him. I mean, as long as you're more careful, the same thing shouldn't happen again.
Winry: That's right! Just make sure you're more careful with your pets and don't let them run loose like that; keep him on a leash whenever you go outside so you'll always know where he (or she) is!
BakaKonekoRKL: I'm a super huge animal lover…so I know how hard it must be for you. But if anyone else has a question pertaining to the death of an animal, please don't make it so…descriptive, uh-kay? It kinda makes me feel like Tama-chan in the "Be Careful with Physical Examinations" episode when he "disintegrated"…yeah. But I hope you feel better :
OURAN! ouranouranouranouran!! YAY Ouran! Anyways, Roy, when you become Fuhrer, please do away with any and all Fraternization laws, pretty, pretty please, me wanna go to the Bloch's wedding. Maria and Denny: when IS the wedding? Wrath: Please don't let Envy become your fashion mentor! Just dress in normal clothes and I will give you chocolate! (eats chocolate bar) Kimbley: Where did you get your tattoos done? I wanna blow up stuff too... BakaKonekoRKL: What would happen if all the minor characters were struck down by a rampaging bus? Just asking (shifty eyes and pushes large yellow automobile farther behind warehouse 12) I WILL BE BACK! dumdumdum! OURANOURANOURAN!
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Kyoya & Roy: Here's an interesting fact for you, since we're getting the vibe that you like OHSHC and FMA. Kyoya (when he wakes up with hair covering his face) bears a striking resemblance to Roy (especially with his eyepatch
Roy: Sure. And, as I'm sure you know, ALL FEMALES WILL BE REQUIRED TO WE-
Riza: Yes, yes, we know, sir. Now don't you have paperwork to do?
Roy: (puppy dog face) But…I don't want to!
Maria & Denny: (blushing) Um…Uh…well…you see…
Wrath: What if I want to dress like this, hm
Kimbley: Hmm…I had it done a while ago, so I can't really remember…but you could probably have it done at any tattoo parlor.
BakaKonekoRKL: Um…they'd die?
(I don't know if you got my questions so...I'm reposting them along with new ones! Your fic rocks! btw Okay, here goes!)EdYou're my favorite character(for the series) and YOU ROCK! Also, you should get together with Winry. You two make such a cute couple! Whee! In my story, you and Al meet your and Winry's son when he goes to the past to get to know you (you left when he was a baby) BakaKonekoRKL: can you read my only FMA story? It's called "Future to Past Time"EnvyI don't like you because you killed Ed (hisses). Since Ed is your step-brother...and (lets just say) Ed and Winry have kids, how would you feel about being a step uncle?Hohenheim- same question as Envy, but as a grandfather. If Ed and Winry had kids, would you love to meet them? Probably you would, right?Okay this is a random question...for anyone in the FMA cast...who do you think would win in a battle against each other? Alchemists or Shinigami (Soul Reapers, or, by their better American name, Death Gods; from Bleach)??Rose- you're so pretty!Al- You're awesome!Ed and Winry- I know you love each other! When are you two going to admit your feelings?Roy and Riza- same as the question about Ed and Winryto the FMA castKONYANYANCHIWA! XDXDAl, my friend LOVES CATS! And...here's a kitty plushie and it can TALK! Have fun!! 3kitty plushie- "Konnichiwa! I like waffles! nyannyanThis is for the two cutest couples of FMA: EdxWinry and RoyxRizaEd and Winry- if you two got married, where would you go for a honeymoon? (don't back out!! I want an answer!!)Roy and Riza- same thing as Ed and Winryto Ed and maybe others: what if you were made to wear different costumes for a battle and then be record on a camera by the opposite sex (in the outfit)? hehehehehehehehehehe (got this from CCS) XDXDXDXDHughes- Here's a camcorder so you can film your daughter. (gives you a camcorder and extra tape) Enjoy! You're such a funny character when showing pics of your Kawaii daughter. Roy- In my story, you're Fuhrer in the "future". Aren't you "special"? lol and you have a son with Riza. XDI think that's all.Ja ne!OokamiBakura
BakaKonekoRKL: Um, if you e-mailed it to me, that's still not working for me (stupid tellurian peoples...). Arigatou! I like your references to CCS and Bleach (probably because I'm being deprived of Bleach tonight…stupid American futurama cartoons need to burn in hell…), and I'll read your fic once it's finished. So just let me know when it is (is it now? I don't know Uo.o and anyway, I'm on an Ouran rampage at the moment lol
Ed: Thanks…Um…we'll see about that. BUT I'D NEVER LEAVE MY CHILD LIKE THAT BASTARD FATHER OF MINE!!! I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM, GOT IT!?!
Envy: I'd probably try to kill the kid or something.
Hohenheim: Yes, you're right about that. I never got to spend much time with my children, so I'd like to make up for that by being there for my grandchild.
Ed: ALCHEMISTS ALL THE WAY!!!
Winry: I dunno "Death Gods" sounds pretty intimidating…more so than Soul Reapers, anyway.
Al: Yeah, they sound like they could cut your soul in half…
Ed: Not if I transmute them into pumpkins!!!
Winry & Al: …Pumpkins?
Ed: You got a better idea?
Winry: No…
Al: …Not really…
Rose: Thanks!
Al: Thank you!!!
Ed & Winry: Uh…Uh…didn't you already ask this question already??
Roy & Riza: ……What they said.
Al: Awww!!! How cute!!!
Ed: …Just don't bug me with it, okay?
Al: …'Kay : )
Ed: …I'd probably hit the person in the face or something.
Winry: That could be fun!
Envy: I'd kill them, no questions asked.
Al: As long as they weren't embarrassing clothes, I might…
Hughes: WooHoo!!! Even better than taking pictures!!!
Ed & Roy: …What have you done?
Roy: Now that's my kind of story!!!
Hello!Ed- WHY ISNT IT ROY?You look so cute together! Can't you just stop trying to kill each other and figure out that you do like him? FOR THE SAKE OF FANGIRLS OF EDxROY...tell him you love him! We all know you do.Alphonse- can you watch my cat Marshmallow for awhile? He's bored and needs a friend. Roy- STOP CALLING EDO SHORT! He's not short, He's as tall as my 30 year old brother so HA! My brother is shorter actually...and confessyour love to Edo-Kun! You know you love him! Pwease -fangirlchibi eyes attack- RawrEnvyENVY!-glomps- Aw!Wrath: ...WRATH! -glomps- HI! Edo-Kun: Ok…if you didn't tell Roy-San you love him then ok...I'll stop pestering you about it..but if you did then YAY! Get married soon!
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Ed: BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY!!!! Geeze, what is it with fangirls and gay guys??? Is it just fangirls that are into it, or normal guys too?
Al: OKEY!!!
Ed: …I'm getting too soft…
Roy: Well then, when you put it like that…Your brother must be from the same midget race as FullMetal, huh?
Ed: SEE?!?! WHY WOULD I EVER LOVE A BASTARD LIKE HIM!?!?!
Note: The authoress thought of a very Hikaru/Kaoru-like scene that could happen between the two of them here…But decided not to. Please don't hurt her, as she hasn't finished watching OHSHC or Blood+ on YouTube and Adult Swim yet
Ed: …THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!!! WHAT IS IT WITH THE GIRLS AND THE GAY GUYS!!!! FYI, IF A GUY IS GAY, HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE YOU UNLESS YOU'RE A GUY!!!
Envy: Get off. Now.
Wrath: Uh. Hi?
Ed: Isn't it called "domestic partnership" since the government or whoever feels like being prejudiced or whatever?(A/N it took me SO LONG to spell prejudiced!!!!!!)
YAY I'm not dead!Envy: I'm sorry but I was dared to do this and I always carry out my dares...-ties Envy up- -rips off skort (without looking )- -puts pants on him-Everyone (including BakaKonekoRKL): OK, I went a bit crazy when I went shopping yesterday so I'm giving some of my candies and junk food away to you guys! Let's see...I have chips, cakes, doughnuts, blow pops, cookies, ice cream, sodas, marshmallows, chocolates, and yogurt. Who wants what!? XDBakaKonekoRKL: You haven't been on AIM in a while. I miss you! -cries- Also I wanted to tell you that today (Saturday) I'm going to a concert in Jersey and I was wondering if you were going too Q-Q. Also, I GOT A NOSE RING! If yawanna see you gotta get on AIM!!Sweetkittens
Envy: YOU-! YOU-! I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! I'M NOT KIDDING!!! NOT GIVE ME MY OTHER OUTFIT BACK!!!!
BakaKonekoRKL: Dibs on the doughnuts (there's a special on FoodNetworkxD
All But Ed: (divides up food amongst selves)
Ed: Thanks, but I don't really care much for sweets.
BakaKonekoRKL: …I'm almost constantly online. That goes to everyone who wants to IM me, kay? Also…I just realized, I COULD have gone to that concert, but it woulda been with my dad, who sucks more than Dante, so I said no…ARGH lol
Nice, 600th review.This is for Jean HavocHey you're so cool! Don't let Roy stealing your women get to you! There's gotta be one girl that's immune to him!This is for AlI love cats but I'm allergic... Ed will probably never let you get a cat... so it might be a good idea just to give up.From The-Newly-Found-Fullmetal-Alchemist-FanxXJust Fly A KiteXx
BakaKonekoRKL: DAMN, 600?! That's awesome! Thanks, guys! I doubt it'll go this well when I switch over to Ouran lol
Havoc: YES!! Only problem is…I haven't found one like that that I actually like yet…
Al: EH!? But, isn't the point of manga to teach young people to not give up on their dreams!?
Ed: And that cheating is okay- as long as you don't get caught. (Arigatou, Naruto Abridged Series!!!)
Roy: And succumbing to fangirls' needs.
Winry: And fanboys
Riza: Yes, but there are a great deal more fangirls than there are fanboys
Winry: True…
Al: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!! …But this doesn't mean that I'm giving up on the cat ;
Hey, I caught up again!!!! Yay, me!! NOW, I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU ALL that, even though the majority of you have been doing a fabulous job with this, IT REALLY HELPS ME OUT WHEN YOU SIGN YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOMS OF YOUR LETTERS. Also, if you could try to keep the chatspeak to a minimum, that's one less thing I have to edit, and that means more time for answering questions, which means more time for AMVs, which means happier children. Uh…Anyway, Vic has a new song out, and it totally reminds me of Tamaki!! Not only the French-ness and the piano, but…well, go check out the YouTube video!! It's called "Je Nai Pas De Mots".