Disclaimer: Do not own and I think the Universe is happy that I don't.

Warnings: Silly and pointless MMPORG Perfect World interaction.

A/N: Thanks for the reviews! As always, tell me what needs to be fixed and I'll fix it as soon as possible.

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Questionable Alliances

Optimus Prime stared at the screen in shock. There was no way that what he'd just seen was possible. Yet, the corpse on the screen said it all… They just lost the war.

A message from Ironhide on the screen shook his processor back in action. - "Who's laughing now, Prime?"

Simple and sweet. Optimus couldn't help the frown and the irritated sigh. Scorponok was not going to be happy over this loss. He quickly sent a reply to Ironhide. - "Enjoy it while you can, old friend. This is not over."

He could hear Ironhide laughing next door as he revived his female werefox and headed to buy better armor and weapons. Maybe he should get a stronger pet to fight for him.

"What happened, Dolly?" - The leader of his guild, and the one he didn't wanted to see chose that moment to teleport to where he was. Prime frowned as he quickly bought the new armor and was dismayed to find he needed to do the pointless item gathering to be able to get a new pet.

"MIRV beat my aft. Maximotor lost the war. Help me get some items?" - Prime replied and quickly accepted the join party request.

"Sure. Have an idea to defeat your weapon's specialist. Discuss it while helping you," - Scorponok replied and Prime had to admit he was already looking forward to kicking Ironhide's aft again.

"What is it?" - Prime began while his werefox killed a few easy monsters on the way.

"Barricade is still captive, yes? No plans on sending him down with others, right?"

Prime stared at the screen before replying with a quick - "He's not going underwater any time soon."

"Good. He's a human. Level sixty. Good for guild. Yes?"

Prime stared, faceplates moving slowly until he was smiling. Oh, Ironhide wouldn't know what hit him. - "Very good for the guild."

"Good. Sending invite. He can join party too. Want?"

"The more the merrier. I can get this done faster and we can start getting the money to pay for another war." - Prime replied and blinked twice at the name that appeared on their party.

"Dolly? Scorponok, who the slag is this?" - Came the message from Barricade.

"Optimus Prime, Cade." - Scorponok wrote back. - "Can't talk. Fuzz silly name too."

In case anyone wanted to know:

Maximotor - name of Scorponok's guild

Clawrock - Scorponok's winger elf character

Dolly - Optimus Prime's werefox character. They are all female, plus a dolly is a part of a trailer that can be attached to a truck

MIRV - Ironhide's werebeast character. A MIRV is the name of an actual nuclear missile that breaks off in smaller missiles and hit different targets.

Fuzz - Barricade's human character. Fuzz is a slang term for police.