Arigatou to Neassa who helped me with the icon problem!!! Do you see it? Go look!!! xD Gomen, it's not FMA though…unlike her fanfic, which is gonna be RoyxRiza…Thanks to everyone else who tried to help in their reviews, but I seriously needed a walking through it…I'm not very computer savvy (turns out my main problem was getting the pic on my computer; I kept putting in the URL Uo.o silly me!). Well, at least I'm better with computers that my sister who has trouble searching for things on this site…
Actually, my sister gave me an interesting idea to do which many other people do. So here's my little test run…
Ed: You're really gonna do that? But isn't that what this "story's" like anyway?
BakaKonekoRKL: Well…yeah…but it seemed like a good idea at 4 in the morning!
Al: …You should get more sleep.
Winry: Hey, I've pulled all nighters lots of times! And anyway, she slept until noon.
Ed: Shouldn't we be getting around to answering peoples' questions?
Shikamaru: Yeah, this is such a drag.
Ed: W-W-Who are you! What are you doing here!!!!
BakaKonekoRKL: Well, you see, I wanted to have the twins/Tama-chan, or maybe even Haruhi or Haji or Saya or-
Winry: Your point?
BakaKonekoRKL: Oh…right…well, I really wanted one/both of the twins come in, but Shikamaru's line just fit so well there!!
Al: Um…you do realize what you've done?
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Ed: Now everyone's gonna be asking him questions, and this is gonna turn into a crossover!!!
Shikamaru: As long as they don't ask me to crochet a blanket…
Envy: HEY!!
I need advice this time. My friend has sort of a problem. I saw her wrists had like 10 cuts on them and I asked what happened and she said she cut them and that scared me. I don't know what to do because I've tried talking to her, but she won't get any help. Please tell me what I should do. I'm really worried about her. krazykitty1127
Winry: If she herself isn't going to get any help, then maybe you should tell someone. She might get mad at you, but if it helps her in the end, then that's all that matters, right? However, you should probably find out if she's stopped or not; if she's stopped, then you probably don't need to tell anyone unless she starts doing it again. Your parents might be a good place to start, or even a guidance counselor. However, it would probably be best to tell her parents directly. You can also express your concern for her to stop.
EdOut of all the girls you've ever met who do you like the most?Why don't you try pouring water on Roy next time he insults you?You are not SHORT!RoyYou're a big Pervert!Stop flirting and get together with Riza!? It's driving me insane!Stop being mean to Ed, next time you try going on one of his missions and see how you do!!WinryWhat's it like to be Ed's mechanic?I got an idea next time Ed's mean to you, why don't you try putting prayer beads on him like Kagome from InuyashaYou and Ed are perfect for each other!!RizaWhat do you do in your spare time?AlYou are a good person, but you should really try to defend Ed when he's in trouble with Roy.Why Cats?EnvyGo To HELL!!You are such a Bastard!How dare you kill Hughes and Ed!You SUCK!IzumiYou're a great teacher!Did you know that Ed got killed by Envy, but then Al revived him?Have you ever considered teaching School Children how to do Alchemy?What was it like having Ed as a Student?
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Ed: Hm, which girl do I like the most? Well, it's most certainly not my BEST FRIEND, Winry. Or, were you referring to "like" in a romantic way, in which case I plead the fifth. Because he'll send me on terrible missions and scorch me the next time I see him. Please, I'm not that dumb. You're telling me!!
Roy: Why does everyone say that? I'm sure that there are plenty of guys worse than me out there, right?
Shikamaru: Yeah, like Jiraiya
Ed: WOULD YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!?!?
Roy: …Um…anyway, I think I'm gonna wait a while with Riza, as I'm afraid that she'll shoot my head off if I try anything right now. Hey, I have gone on missions like his before- and worse! You ever hear of Ishbal
Winry: Well…it pays well! Of course, I enjoy it because I'm Ed's friend and I love automail, but I'm not sure if too many other people would be able to put up with his attitude…
Ed: HEY!!!
Winry: Well, as for your other two comments, people always tell me that. You'll have to wait and see, I guess…
Ed: Um…what exactly do these prayer beads do?
Winry: Oh, nothing much.
Riza: I work a lot, so I don't have much spare time, but I usually like playing with and training Black Hayate. I also take some time to practice my aim, but I guess that counts as work. Sometimes I go out shopping, but not too much.
Al: Um…you really want me to get caught up in one of their arguments? I don't think I'd be of much help; they'd probably ignore me. Um…cuz I like cats! They're my favorite domestic animals, so I'd really like to have one for a pet!
Envy: YEAH, WELL, YOU TOO!!!
Izumi: Thank you…No, I didn't know, but I had an idea that something like that must have happened.
Al: Um…you're not mad…right?
Izumi: ……I have considered it, but I don't think I'd have the patience for it. Besides, I'm not really a teacher; I don't even know why I took those two as my apprentices in the first place. Not that I regret it. Ed was a nice kid, though he could get annoying and bratty at times. But he always studied hard and helped his brother all the time. And he was very determined, too.
Yah I finally got enough questions to ask.Ed: You're awesome, and not short. I am 5 feet 2 inches, so I know how you feel. You need to stop ditching Winry and tell her what's going on. Who do you like better Rose or Winry? What is your favorite drink if you hate milk? Oh, and by the way Roy pwns you.Roy: You pwn everyone. What's you favorite color?Envy: I really have nothing to ask you. Just a quote from a friend the quote goes: "I'm gonna claw your EFFIN EYES OUT. And when you sit there bleeding, unable to cry due to their inability to produce tears, I will laugh. I'll laugh until my dn heart stops. And then I'll laugh some more in h while Lucifer shows me it over and over. And I won't feel sorry. And whilst he does that, I'll be giving that fallen angel some cute little pet names. And then I'll haunt you for all eternity." Barry the Chopper: if I give you a name and address, how long till the girl is dead?Wrath: since everyone else is giving you sugar...why not gives a chocolate bar the size of his face Happy birthday?Gluttony: you need to go on a diet...but who cares gives a chocolate barYes, I had sugar and caffeine before writing this.Your Crazy VampireYoruHime
Ed: Hahaha…yes, I know X) Hey, I tell her what's going on!! …Sometimes…Honestly, I like Winry better, no offense to Rose, but I never really knew her for that long. Hmm…I like water, juice…sometimes I'll drink coffee. HEY, NO HE DOES NOT!!!
Roy: That is correct! I really like dark blue.
Envy: (this has been censored, so as not to offend any of you)
Barry the Chopper: Oh, I'd say a period of six to eight hours. Hehhehheh…
Wrath: It's not my birthday…but yay chocolate!!!
Gluttony: (devours bar in one bite) More?
Hello... Ed, dear Ed, Greed let you kill him! Envy killed you; how hard can it be, I mean, you're short and slow and weak. Envy how dare you, you little…ok never mind, you're still on my good side unlike the shortest guy in FMA. Greed I forgot the hard way I had it planed out then I blanked but heh A little killing here and there never hurt anyone besides most of these lives are pathetic. Wrath you shall never learn JUST RIP HIM TO PIECES blow him up just kill ED.-twitch-DEATH TO ED BURN HIM ALIVE STAB HIM A MILLION TIMES I DON'T CARE JUST KILL HIM.-takes a deep breath- Ok now for Roy Hey Roy, the fire boy can you melt Barry for me? He's annoying and a pest. Barry buddy Come on-pulls out flame thrower-I'll melt you down till there's no more of you then fake cry. Winry I haven't said Hi to you I'm sorry but your little boyfriend must die but you two did make a cute couple too bad, so sad. Al, do you mind if I send a Nuclear bomb to blow your brother to pieces wait KIMERBERLY can help me right...Anyways I'll talk to you all later remember Kill I mean Give Ed all the love you can-smirks-Shikamaruluverbrit
Ed: Yeah, well…that's what you think!!! I'm a lot stronger than you think! I could definitely kick your ass!!!
Envy: Good.
Greed: Right…I'll get someone on that. Heh
Wrath: Kay!
Ed: …What do you have against me again?
Roy: Once I find out where he's hiding…
Barry the Chopper: Psycho!!!
Winry: Um…hi?
Al: Of course I'd mind!!! Don't hurt my brother, please!
Kimbley: You mean Kimbley, not Kimberly, right?
Ed, do you think you'll get any taller? Honest answer please.Roy, do you think you could trick Ed into doing a booster seat commercial? 4'9" is the magic number and we all know Ed's a liar and isn't 4'11". Heehee, I said your height out loud, Ed. If all else fails we could dig an inch deep hole for him...Envy, would you say you actually like that palm tree form. I once saw a book that described you as an androgynous youth. I had to stare at a picture of you for ten minutes and I still couldn't find any androgyny. The closest thing is that you look like a girl.
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Ed: Of course I'm gonna get taller!!!!!!
Roy: Hehhehheh…that would be funny…Oh Eeed
Ed: Screw you. I'm not stupid. AND I AM NOT 4'9"!!! I'M TOTALLY TALLER THAN THAT!!!
Roy: Suuure you are…
Ed: I AM!!!
Envy: Yeah, I do like it, so shut your trap!
Yay! Thanks for answering my questions!!Now for some stuff!FMA cast- Halloween: dress up as either a pirate, fairy, princess, whatever, go to different houses and say "trick or treat!!" to get yummy candy; and decorate your house with decorations like hanging skeletons, carve pumpkins, and other things. I think that's all for now...you guys rock! You tooBakaKonekoRKL! ;D
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All: Any time: )
Ed: …You guys are weird.
Winry: It sounds like fun to me!!
Al: …So if you say trick or treat to get candy…that would be the treat, right? What does the trick mean, then?
Ed: I have no idea, but it can't be anything good.
BakaKonekoRKL: Arigatou: )
Dante - ...kills Dante, and traps her soul in some sort of tomb thingy...well, yay..Ed - Hey look! I got a Philosopher's Stone!! Shoves it in Ed's face. And then a moment before Ed can try and grab it, I jump up, and kick him in the teeth. And then I clench my fist over the Stone...and it shatters and disappears... Remind you of what you said after learning the secret ingredient of a Stone, eh? Al - I got you kitty...be careful, this one has a habit of scratching amour continuously. It also has a habit of searching out and scratching anything with blood on it. And it goes for the blood stained parts. Roy - Have fun. Shoves a picture of Ed in only a mini-skirt in Roy's face. Only God knows how I got it. Riza - Here is a little thing I like to call...the ultimate gun. It fires the best bullets in the world...but the gun explodes after one shot. Havoc - Takes away Havoc's cigarettes. Here are some new ones. They are filled with gunpowder. Armstrong - For the last flippin time, YOU SUCK!! Envy - I got three words for you. Get. A. Haircut. Sloth - I got fire to douse. Maybe I'll just throw you on it, and see how things go? In fact...throws Sloth into a wildfireokay...Greed - Greed, meet your worst nightmare. Very high taxes. Gluttony - ...go eat your own head. Saves everyone a lot of trouble. Lust - I really want to cut off your hands. Pride - Pride...you rock! Scar - Same goes to you, Scar. Gives Scar a tazer Feel free to tazer anyone except me. If you do tazer me, a being called Omega will arrive and destroy Amestris. Izumi - ...do...not...flip me. Or Omega will arrive and destroy Amestris. Hughes – Shut up about Elycia. Whatever you want to say about her...we already know. Other than that, you rock. Or is the whole Elycia craze really just a cover? And WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING MUSTANG TO GET A WIFE? Ed's dad - Kicks him in the crotch I just felt like doing that...no offense. Anyways, see yaNitro
Dante: I'll just have one of the homunculi get me out of here…don't you worry…
Ed: You…you're a terrible person! Why would you do that!?
Al: Um…that's okay! Thanks anyway, though!
Roy: …TAKE IT AWAY!!!
Riza: Well, I'm obviously not going to use it.
Havoc: I can go without them for a few days. I'll just go out and buy some more.
Armstrong: ………
Envy: No way! Screw you!
Sloth: (absorbs into the ground and comes back up a while away) You can't kill me that easily.
Greed: So I'll move; big deal.
Gluttony: No way!
Lust: You'll be lucky if I decide not to kill you.
Pride: Hm, I think I'm the only one who got a positive comment…
Scar: Me as well.
Izumi: Someone should report you…
Hughes: But…but…she's just the cutest daughter ever!!! Well, a wife would keep Roy happy and calm…really, it would be good for him.
Hohenheim: Uhh….kk….uuuhhhh…
Ed: Geeze. Even I wouldn't go that far.
Hola'sEd: Wohh! You are getting dark! Seriously man, you totally just hurt my feelings! I hope you're happy Eh, I'll be nice for now, just out of pity because your brother totally freaked out on you in the last episode. Man, must have been harsh, your brother not believing that you're his brother and all. You poor thing, you!Kimbley: WhoWHO?!?!?! Only one of the COOLEST ninja ever! Though he did corrupt poor Kabuto-san... Hey, can you blow something up for me? You see, my dad bought me and my sister this thing that you have to assemble. It's big and has lots of metal bars and stuff that you have to put all together and stuff... Stupid thing gave me ALOT of grief, it did! Now it needs to learn a lesson, so I would like for you to blow it up.Roy: Ah! It would seem that you have nothing to say. Victory shall soon be mine! AFTER I eat some hummus. M!Pride: Shweet! Kick his butt good, Pride-samaHughes: Tears up YOU BET YOU ARE! DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE YOU AWESOME, AWESOME MAN!Riza: It would seem. Maybe the reason is, that you aren't really a female at all!! Yes! That explains everything! I mean, come on! How could you NOT like yaoiElysia: Oh, you are just the cutest little thing in the world! I just want to say. CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! You sweetie!coughs That is all. Good day to you!SincerelyThe Bubble Wrap Alchemist (or..Your worst nightmare!)Just kidding!)
Ed: Yeah, well. I wonder why. Thanks, though. Yeah, it was…
Kimbley: …Yeaaah. Okay. Hmm, maybe…If I get to blow a person up, too.
Roy: No…it won't.
Pride: Of course I will.
Hughes: THANKS!!! …But really, my daughter is so cute, I bet you wanna see some pictures of her, huh?
Riza: …Right, that's absolutely it. (rolls eyes) You know, there are plenty of girls who dislike yaoi
ElysiaHeehee! Thank you!!
Along with my questionsHavoc: Hi, again!Envy: I don't think you look like a palm tree... Winry: My friend cosplayed as you for an anime convention.Gluttony: How much do you eat in one day!?
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Havoc: Hey!
Envy: That's good. You don't seem like a fun person to kill.
Winry: Cool! I feel honored!
BakaKonekoRKL: Me too!! I've done the tube tob & pink pants, the white top & black skirt, and in October at MangaNEXT I'm going with my bf (who's gonnacosplay Ed, though he has to borrow my Ed cloak) in the second outfit but with the black jacket xD
Gluttony: Uhh…Depends. A lot .
Hey all. I'm alone this time. Saz had a dentist appointment (root canal...too much candy) so it'll only be my stuff.To Roy: (helps him up) I bet after the root canal Saz will be so drugged she won't remember your name...I apologize for her.To Envy: (takes balloons) Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's illegal, but most fun things are. Besides, debates are BORING. The audience would probably welcome the mayhem.To Greed: You can't leave. That passel of fangirls and Stephan won't let you. (points to crowd of girls and a guy blocking Greed's escape)To Scar: That makes sense. You guys had some civil moments at some point, didn't you? (or am I making that up?)To Ed: ...Your reasoning makes sense, but...do you have any idea how many girls cosplay you every year?To Homunculi: Which of your fellow Homunculi brethren is your least favorite?To Winry/Al: Thank you! I sat down with her and had a long talk about how she's making me feel. She got mad at me because, of course, she thought I was wrong, but later she called and apologized, so now we're working it out.That's all I have for now. My 19th birthday is tomorrow, so I'm plenty excited. Bye guys.Zilo's Blue Pen
BakaKonekoRKL: I had to get a cavity filled today…It was fun xD
Roy: Thanks…but by the time this chapter is up and you review, she won't be loopy anymore. But thanks anyway.
Envy: Yeah, I guess so.
Greed: Uh…Ok, just let me out!
Scar: No…you're right.
Ed: Um…well…It can't be that many, right?
BakaKonekoRKL: Actually, I'm cosplaying you this Sunday at SunCoast to get free anime xD
Ed: …I thought you said your BOYfriend was cosplaying me!!
BakaKonekoRKLHaha…no. That's at the manga-con (but there were only female Eds there last year and at the anime-con). I'm cosplaying you in the mall.
Lust: Greed left us.
Gluttony: Greed! Greed!
Envy: Yeah, we could do without him.
Winry & Al: That's great!! We're so happy it worked out for you!
All: Happy birthday!!!!!
makes a dramatic entrance into the room, then trips and falls on her face)) Urgh...I'm back!!jeez I don't remember my name now...but anyway! Lust if you ever ran for president I'd totally vote for you. You're so cool! Mr. Fuhrer Pride, no offense, but since you're already running a country you don't need another, right?Envy you're right, it IS cute! if I had been brave I would've cosplayed as you at my last convention, but I chickened out and played Edward, which doesn't fit because I'm like a giant and he's...well, look at him!Riza I am glad to hear that because my ex (when he was an FMA fan) said you were a gun nut and that me off.(Ed) yes I do, Mr. smarty-alchemy-whiz-person! You remember all the crap that makes up, like human bodies, or that dandelion over there, or some random thing made of stuff so yes I do!(Riza and Winry) thanks for the advice, but it doesn't matter now. We broke up. And he did it!! He didn't even have the nerve to do it in person! He left me a stupid message on my cell!! I was so upset, I cried like an hour, and this was yesterday. I'm still pretty sad but my best friend bought me chocolate so I'm a little betterRoy...you look a lot like my ex-boyfriend...so I automatically don't like you right now...move away.Envy can I ask you a favor? You like beating up people right? Will you beat up my ex? I'm so mad at him...Al will you come to my pity party? You seem like you could lift my spirits...Havoc don't feel bad about not having a girlfriend. I know how you feel. Want to come to my pity party?Ed sorry about the height and alchemy comments earlier but I'm kinda at all guys right now (except Envy because he's special). I don't think you're short. Much.I guess I'm still pretty worked up so I'm taking it out a little on you guys...sorry, but I do feel a little better now. No hard feelings?lana-rinreed
Lust: Thanks.
Pride: No, I could always use another.
Envy: You should've cosplayed me, not that midget!
Ed: HEY!!!
Riza: No, it's just my weapon of choice.
Ed: Ok…calm down…
Winry: Oh!! I'm so sorry!
Riza: Guys (and girls), NEVER break up with someone like that.
Winry: Well, I hope you feel better : )
Roy: That's no reason t-
Riza: Be nice. Or else.
Roy: Y-Yes ma'am!
Envy: Eh, what the hell. Sure.
Al: Of course!!
Havoc: Sure. Hey, I don't have a girlfriend, and now you don't have a boyfriend…
Girls: STOP HITTING ON HER!!
Havoc: Well you can't blame me for trying…
Ed: That's alright, I understand. (See? I'm even restraining myself from hitting you for that short comment!)
Envy: So…that means you think I look like a woman, then?
Guys: Yeah, sure.
-hops in like happiness is on her shoulders- HEY! Everyone! I'm back! First of all, sorry to the Author.Tis capitalized cause you're important XP) I didn't mean to stop reading. But I caught up...Anyways...with the questions. To Winry: Kay, I just started writing my first post-movie fanfic, and this lady ends up leaving her three-year old child in your care. I've rewritten the chapter like fifteen times, because I don't know how you'd handle it. -.- So what would you do if this were to happen to you? Edward: Question, are you good at Biology? I know you have to be good at Chemistry, cause Alchemy is sorta' like chemistry, but I need a tutor for biology. Alphonse: Know what? I just want you to know that you have to be the most freakin' awesome little brother out there. I was wondering something, you know that little pouch on your leg? What's in there? Or is it just an accessory'cause it matches your...uh...apron/loincloth Greed: This bothered me, you wanted Alphonse's "immortality" But technically you're immortal too, what was with that?
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BakaKonekoRKLGoshinpainaku, really, it's fine, I mean, I had to stop writing for like a month cuz of my mom's inability to get our laptops going…But I'm just glad that you're still reading : ) Oh, and thanks for saying I'm important lolxDD feels special
Winry: Well, I'd care for the child like it was my own, of course. I mean, I'd still work on automail and everything, but I'd take care of him/her, too.
Ed: I'm fine with biology, it's the tutoring part that I'm not so great with…
Al: Heehee! Thanks! Um, I hardly even realized it was there. It's just an accessory, I guess.
Greed: Many people wonder about that. See, even though I'm pretty much immortal, like I can't be killed by guns and such, I could still be killed by…well, what Ed did to me. I thought that Alphonse was really immortal and couldn't die no matter how you looked at it. Of course, I've been proven wrong, but I thought that at the time.
More questions and comments from me. Dante- Envy won't kill me, cause he's only here cause he was invited, by me, with Russell and Roy, were going on a road trip, to New York, and we're having Wrath sit on top of the car, so ya, He won't kill me.Russell- ROAD TRIP!Wrath- you can talk to me, cause I'm inviting you to sit on top of a moving car, doesn't that sound like fun in the sun with a un and a gun and a- wait...no gun...Al- well, what about the vampires/Witches that live on the other side of my house?
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Envy: No problem, I'll just wait until you get back.
Russell: Oh joy.
Wrath: Hm, yeah, I guess so…
Al: I said you shouldn't make accusations like that!
Hm. Well. That's it! I'm happy, cuz I don't have to do some of the summer homework I was assigned, which means more time for Ouran!! Then I'm gonna watch Chobits and Eureka 7 and BusoRenKin and Loveless and the Bleach Musical and Karin/Chibi Vampire and Moon Phase and Tokyo Mew Mew!! …I've got my work cut out for me, huh?