Sorry it took so freaking long to update; apparently I was using a "trial version" of Microsoft 2007, and that ran out, so now I just have the old 2000 version…but better than nothing, ne? SO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS… : ) Ok, two things. First!!! On my latest or second latest livejournal page (edokunslover ish my name and the name of the entry is AnimeNEXT Goodness), I have a TON of videos and pictures from AnimeNEXT, so I'd really love it if you'd check them out. SECONDLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT MORE THAN ONE SET OF QUESTIONS PER CHAPTER. Okey? I mean, if you forgot something in your original question, fine, but after this chapter, if you submit more than one set of questions per chapter, I'll ONLY use the FIRST one. I'll probably add the second one to the next chapter, the third to the one after that, and so on, but there's just WAY too much editing for me to put like 5 sets of questions together. Oh, and don't change your name to get more in, ok? I've already stated that I'm going to 100 chapters, so you can always ask once I post the next chapter up. I know that some of you are worried that I won't answer or won't be able to answer your questions, especially newer people, but in case you haven't noticed, I DO. So PLEASE don't submit like five sets of the same questions, ok? However, if you see that I haven't answered your question like three chapters after you submitted it, I could have accidentally deleted it or something, so then just re-send them with a little note, and it should be no problem. Ok, I'll rant more at the end, but for now, let's get on to the questions, ok!
More questions and comments from me. Al- For the past 2 weeks I've been surviving on about 4 or 5 hours of sleep a night, and, despite that, I'm usually extremely hyper and loud during the day, but today it finally caught up to me, I slept though business, and at lunch, I was quiet, when I'm usually yelling to be heard over my friends, or laughing my off, how should I get more sleep?
Wrath- You were there when Al got his body back right, he didn't look 10, did he? Oh and, was he naked?
Envy handcuffs him to Joshua from "Chrono's Crusade" YOU CAN ONLY EAT CARROTS! throws him into a white room
Moofy-FanAl: Well, I don't sleep much myself (in armor), but I'd tell you to start gradually going to bed earlier. If you're going to bed at midnight, go to bed at 11:45 for a few nights. Once that begins to feel natural, go to bed at 11:30, and so on and so forth.
Wrath: Uh…yeah, he did. And I think he was…sorry, I was kinda in pain from MY LIMBS BEING TORN OFF, so I can't really remember all that well.
Envy: What. The. Fcuk.
LING: NO HOW COULD YOU?! Oh, I'm sorry, you're Greed now...you need to be kicked in the nades many times over.
Solar Knight
Ling: …At least I have the Philosopher's Stone, right?
AL! -glomps- I saw a icon of you with a box of kitties! YAY!! Al's gunna have kitties one day!
SasaIsASexyDemonessAl: Really!? Yay!!! I'm gonna get a kitty!! I'm gonna get a kitty!!
Ed: Key words: one day.
Guess what? I am asking for advice this time, and not dissing Envy (although I think I should anyways). There is this guy at school I like. Several years ago (I was in 4th grade, long ago) he asked me out. I said no (even though I liked him back then, too. Don't ask, I have a screwed up mind.) now I think he hates my guts. And that's not all. There is this other guy that I've known for about 4-5 years, and I am starting to like him, but not as much as the first guy. I know the second
guy doesn't hate me (we text back and forth 20 times a day), and my friend hinted that he wanted to ask me out. If he does what should I do?
Your Crazy (and confused) Vampire
YoruHime
Envy: Oh gee. I feel honored.
Al: Well if the first guy doesn't like you anymore, then there's really no hope in him, is there?
Winry: You said you kind of like the second guy, so if he likes you too and asks you out, you should accept! Like Al said, there's only a very small chance that the first guy likes you, or will like you again, but this guy likes you now, and if you like him, where's the harm in going out with him?
Hey! Sorry I haven't been able to able to talk to you in a while, I had band and then school started, it's been chaotic.
To everyone (including the authoress):
When I was coming home from an away football game on the band bus my guy friend started poking me in the head and I grabbed his hand and fingers intertwined (holding hands). He would not let go until we got back to the school half an hour later and even then he didn't want to let go until he had to stand up to get off the bus. When we got back into the band room my section had clean-up (he's the drum major so he had to stay) and while we were cleaning he kept looking over at me and smiling really wide and then when I left he gave me a bone crushing hug (he's strong and he's 6'2 so he towers over me) to tell me goodnight. He acted the same way at school today (minus the hand holding), does this mean anything?
Thanks a lot!
EdElricFan1001
BakaKonekoRKL: Yeah, school sucks xP I'm taking three A classes and one AP…only one B…so life's gonna be torture soon (just be glad you don't have to write an essay on comparing someone to Beowulf…). Oh, and I'm assuming you're a girl (you didn't have your gender on your profile, and I'm sorry, but I'm really bad at guessing people's heights, weights and, on the internet, genders. Sometimes I can't tell peoples' genders in real life, too 0o), so if you're a guy, just tell me and re-send the question in…please don't be offended!! (bows)
Ed: Um, yeah it means something! Either he's messing with you, or he likes you.
Winry: The best way to find out is to ask him yourself. But first figure out if you like him. You don't want to ask him if he likes you and him saying yes and asking you out when you don't know your own feelings; maybe you do and you just didn't mention it here.
Al: Right. So just say something like, "Hey, I've noticed the way you've been acting around me lately, so I've been wondering, do you like me or something?". Even if it turns out that he doesn't and he was just fooling around, the only way that you can find out for sure is by asking him yourself. Well, I suppose you could have another friend ask for you…
Ed: And if you're gonna reject him, do it kindly, okay? Whether he likes you or not, he still probably wants to be your friend.
I have a guy friend who I knew last year and now he's taller than me. He keeps calling me short. So Ed, can I borrow a few of your rants to use? Anyway, whenever he talks, he is always being mean to me. How do I tell him to stop, cause no matter how hard I try he won't. Oh and my birthday passed but can you guys sing happy birthday for me since nobody remembered? Gives
Ed, Al, Winry, Riza, and Roy hugs.
Midnight Hikari
Ed: Go ahead. Kick the guy's ass!!
Al: Um…maybe you could just tell him nicely that he's hurting your feelings when he's mean to you like that. If he really wants to stay your friend, he'll stop.
Ed: Yeah, so…good luck. But I don't sing.
Winry: Oh, come on, Ed!
Ed: No.
Riza: Sorry, but…I can't really sing either. Happy birthday, though.
Roy: Yeah, same here. Happy birthday.
Al: …Happy birthday!!
Winry & Ed: Happy birthday!
BakaKonekoRKL: I can!! YAY!
Barry: Aw! Thanks for the compliment, Barry! -laughs-
Envy: Uh-huh... fine then... -takes out some hair gel, tackles Envy and gels his hair, making it stick straight up, so now he looks like a cockatoo- HA! Now you're a bird instead of a tree!
Wrath: Thank god! You stopped crying! -gives him a giant cookie- there you go!
Shoushin
BakaKonekoRKL: Yea…Just send it to my new e-mail (which, by the way, has the coolest name EVER).
Barry the Chopper: …
Envy: What's wrong with you? Anyway, I can just transform and it'll be back to normal. (does so)
Wrath: YEEE!!! GIANT COOKIE!!!
Ugh. I keep forgetting to sign my name. Sorry. I'll do it right now so I don't forget. There. Okay, moving on. Shi is back and as non-excitable as ever. Let's all pretend we care, eh?
SHI'S STUFF.
Envy: ...Okay, how about acquaintances?
Riza: I think so too. I don't shoot guns but I play lots of soccer.
Edward: But then you would be like Michael Jackson before he went psycho...aw. Oh well.
Alphonse: Well, what's worse? Being mistaken for his dad or him?
Roy: Methinks you think too highly of yourself. (kicks him in the shin and takes one)
Gluttony: Cake...I like cake.
Lust: That's awesome. You looked nice in that coat thing when you went and stabbed Marcoh.
ZILO'S THINGS.
Oh my God, I think my sister's on drugs. She's talking in monotone and scowling at people.
To Authoress: Now I have a reason to go on LiveJournal...yay!
To Ed: Really? Now, would you use the left fist or the right? (about the car) Unfortunately, no. We have Mustangs and...that might be it. I'll have to check.
To Roy: Um...no. I'm obsessed enough!
To Pride: Oh, so that's how it is. Is the Eye, like, so awesome it can see through an eye patch? Or do you just not use it when you've got the patch on? And when you're smiling, you close the other eye...you don't walk into walls, do you? (worried)
To Lust: Oh, that's okay. I just saw the episode where you died, and it made me so-o-o-o sad. Because, well, you died. And Wrath did it! (points at Wrath accusingly) You Lust-murdering jerk!
To Envy: ...Well...they might freak if you showed up...but then again, they might not know who you are. Oh, hey, I heard you like chocolate parfait. Is that true? You want one?
To Anyone who can analyze dreams: Last night I dreamt that I became a Homunculus, and I went to a restaurant with Lust and Envy and ate ramen...I think I've gone over the edge of obssession...help?
That's all for now. Um, hmm...wait an hour after eating before swimming.
-Zilo's Blue Pen
BakaKonekoRKL: Eh! Um…no, please don't worry too much about it Uo.o And besides, you use excellent grammar and spelling and such, so that also helps me : )
Envy: …I guess.
Riza: That's good. It's a very good idea to get into sports.
Ed: …Who? I'm not psycho!!
Al: Um…well, being mistaken for his dad makes me feel bad, but being mistaken for him makes him feel bad which makes me feel bad…so I guess being mistaken for him is worse.
Roy: Ow! Hey! Get back here!
Gluttony: Heh heh…me too…
Lust: Thank you.
BakaKonekoRKL: Yay!! Friend me! XD I also have some con pics/vids that you should check…
Ed: What do you think, I'm stupid? If I didn't use my automail hand, I'd hurt myself!
Roy: Okay, if you say so…
Pride: It's the Ultimate Eye. Of course it can see through an eye patch. I don't need my other eye to see when I have the Ultimate Eye.
Wrath: I was ordered to! And anyway, she's the one who betrayed us
Envy: ………Ok, sure. A little.
Ed: Well, word on the street is, if you have a dream about a crab, that means you're gay.
Al: She…wasn't asking that.
Winry: Dreaming of restaurants means that you're feeling overwhelmed my choices or decisions that you have to make. You were eating ramen with people, so that represents physical and emotional nourishment and prosperous undertakings and personal gain. That's what I read.
Ed: …Or it could be that she's too obsessed.
Winry: Yeah…but I just wanted to tell her all of the possibilities!
To Ed:
How do you feel about the fact that some people think you're in love with Roy Mustang?
-Black Hayate47
Ed: I think that they're insane fangirls who need to get over themselves and get a life.
BakaKonekoRKL: Hey…I'm an insane fangirl who needs to get a life…
This is the Night Sky Alchemist and I want everyone to know that Envy's outfit is FINE THE WAY IT IS.
I'm just showing u this to see how the characters will react, but here's a list of the people on FMA that me and my friend Edith think should get together:
First of all, I am TOTALLY dedicated to Ed & Winry! YAY! YAY! TWO PSYCHOS ALWAYS BELONG TOGETHER!
DEFINATELY Roy & Riza!
Havoc & Armstrong's sis (she totally doesn't deserve him)
And finally, (not that you would know her), but my OC Tenna and Fuery! YES!
Also, btw, I don't think Ed is short! PERFECT HEIGHT! I ALSO AGREE THAT THE OTHERS ARE JUST HUMUNGO GIANTS! ED IS NOT SHORT. HE'S NOT!
To everyone:
1) What is your favorite color?
2) What is your favorite kind of weather?
3) Which Homunculus do you hate the least?
4) What is your favorite book? Who wrote it?
5) Of the fanfictions you've seen, which one disgusts you most? What was it about?
6) (This one's a toughie) What would you're dream spouse be like?
Please, when you answer, tell me the question number you're referring to, or I won't know which one you're answering!
Winry-chan - What is automail powered by? I know it's connected to a human's nerves, but what fuels it? Does a person's blood flow through it or what? Honestly, your work amazes me. (I wish I was you! You have both the mad mechanic skillz and the love of Ed! ED! I YEARN FOR YOU!)
Al-kun -
If you ever DID get a cat, what would you name it? I have like four cats so I want you to know that if you ever get one I'll take care of it when you're doing dangerous stuff. Always more room in the family!
Ed-kun, my darling -
Some retards seem to think that you're in love with Rose? Is this true? BTW, don't be afraid to tell us if it is. Just so you're happy, I'll let you know that EVERY SINGLE GIRL I KNOW THAT WATCHES FMA IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, INCLUDING MYSELF. Also some of my friends
that DON'T watch it, but see pictures or sometimes watch over my shoulder. My other question to you is whether you prefer girls who are normal or psycho. (PLEASE say psycho!) Also, do you have any romantic interest in Noa? If so, is it stronger or weaker than your interest in Winry?
Also, if I were, say, a totally HOT anime babe, would you have a crush on me? I'm serious, answer all of these questions or I will allow Envy to kill you again. I mean it, sweetheart.
BTW Ed & Al, if you ever come to America like you did in this one retarded fic I read, know that I will hug you both to death! I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH! However if I did accidentally kill you, I would be so overcome with grief that I would have to bring you back to life. I know it's a taboo! I DON'T CARE! Also if I lost a limb or two like Ed-kun did, I would get awesome automail limbs! Then I would be a cyborg! HOW COOL IS THAT:D
For Roy -
Why does everyone hate you? I, personally, though you are much older than me, a fan girl. Yes, I, the famous Night Sky Alchemist, am a Roy fangirl. (Although I am WAY more in love with Ed. lso, I majorly think Roy and Riza should hook up. COME ON! WE ALL KNOW IT!)
And to both Roy and Riza-san (bows head) -
How do you each feel knowing that some people think Riza & Ed are in love? That seriously ticks me off. I mean, EW! Riza could flippn' get ARRESTED for being in a relationship with him! HE'S LIKE FIVE OR TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN HER! AGH! That some how creeps me out EVEN MORE than those people who think Ed and ROY are in love! BOTH THOSE RELATIONSHIPS WOULD BE ILLEGAL, YOU SICK, TWISTED BASTARDS! AGH! Besides, Ed either belongs with Winry, or with ME. YES. End of story.
To ENVY, THE BEST CHARACTER EVER! BWA HA HA HA! –
I just want you to know that I think your original form isn't nearly as cool as the form you choose most often. Me and my sister are totally in LOVE with you! (Not in the same way as me and Ed though. Hugs Ed until his eyeballs pop out of his skull then freaks out) Ahem, anyway, my sister thinks you are totally great (and so do I), her desktop wallpaper is a pic of you and only you, (No kidding!)! However she seriously thought, the first time we saw you, that you were a
girl. I, personally, LOVE your outfit, but I want to know if you actually WANTED to be confused with a girl. Did you? By the end of the FMA movie, were you dead or just eternally trapped in the
Gate of Truth? If it's the second one, do you want me to get you out? Cuz if you do then I promise I will do my best!
Also, to all the FMA cast;
If you HAD to kiss ONE FullMetal Alchemist character, who would it be? Answer HONESTLY!
BTW, if possible, I'd also like an answer from each of the Homunculi. And Riza, please don't shoot Roy when he admits he wants to kiss you. You want it too, admit it.
To everyone, (as a Dear Abby question):
1. After I watched the FMA movie, I got kinda depressed. Lately I've involved myself in writing alternate endings and fanfics in which Ed and Al can come home. The freaky thing is, though, I can't stop thinking about it. I can't even do my HOMEWORK without thinking about FMA, or my OC, or how the story will end. Do you think I have OCD (Obsessive compulsive disorder)?
2. This one's kinda scary, and I'm telling the absolute truth... Sometimes, when I'm sad or lonely or just plain bored, I talk to anime and manga characters in my head, sometimes even cartoon characters. And the totally freaky thing is, they offer advice I would have never even thought of on my own... And it always works. Am I insane, or just a loser who has a good imagination?
Love to everyone, except Armstrong, cuz I hate him -
-Night Sky Alchemist
P.S. Roy, I love you, too. Just not as much as I love Ed. Oh yeah and Wrath, my homie, no one understands just how awesome you are.
Envy: That's right!!
Ed & Winry: Who are you calling psychos!?!?
Roy: Obviously.
Riza: …Get back to work, sir.
Havoc: (sniffles) I wish…
Fuery: Um…do OCs count?
Ed: THAT IS SO TRUE!! Hm, I like red and when it's sunny out, but not too hot. I hate Lust the least, since she helped us towards the end, and I've only really read Alchemy books, which I doubt you know. All stories with me paired with a guy disgust me, and I'll leave the last one up to your imagination.
Winry: I like pink and black, and I like warm summer days, because I like to swim. I don't really hate the Homunculi, since I've never met them, and I've only read doctor's books and books on automail. I'd like a guy who's sweet and cares about me, and TELLS ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIS LIFE.
Roy: I like blue, and the only weather that I really hate is when it rains. I hate Pride the most, but I'm not sure who I hate the least, since I've never met any of the others. Heh heh…do you really want to know my favorite book? It's-
Riza: (aims gun) Didn't I tell you to get back to your paperwork?
Roy: Y-yes…of course.
Al: Um…I don't know. It depends on the cat's gender, what it looks like, and it's personality.
Ed: No, Rose is just a good friend. Ha…I know, I'm just so popular, right?
Roy: Not as much as I am.
Ed: Um, did she say anything about you? No. So shut up.
Roy: Ooh, touch-y!
Ed: …Well I don't like girls who are normal and like everyone else, but I don't want them to be insane fangirls, either, you know? Noa's just a friend, like Rose. Um…I guess? …You're an insane fangirl, aren't you? …You can't use Alchemy in this world, so how would you bring us back to life, exactly? Not that automail isn't cool, but you shouldn't do anything that would endanger your real limbs. That isn't cool.
Roy: Only Ed fangirls hate me, I think, because I torment him so much. And because I'm so much hotter than he is.
Riza: Don't worry, I don't feel that way about Edward. I'm not a pedophile.
Envy: Well, yeah, that's why I chose this form. Thanks for liking me, but I'm kinda pissed that you thought I was a girl. But hey, that guy wouldn't be? OF COURSE I didn't want to be confused with a girl!!! Um, nope. I'm dead.
Riza: N-No I do not!
Roy: Come on, Riza, don't hide it…
Riza: P-Paperwork! Now!
Lust: Why would we want to kiss a human when we're homunculi? And if someone was trying to make us, we'd just kill them.
Ed: Erm, well, I'm not really that into kissing, but I guess I wouldn't mind kissing Winry. (blushing) Y-you know…since we're so close and all.
Al: Um, I guess I don't really mind…as long as it's a girl!
Ed: ...OCD? No, you just have this thing that we like to call "obsession". It's when you love something so much, or you're so into something, that it's all you can think about, no matter what you do. My advice to you is you start watching some more anime; try Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, and Death Note; that should dilute the obsession, and you may come to like one of those (or another anime/manga) even more than FMA.
Al: Um…well, it actually sounds like you have schizophrenia, but it could be that you're just daydreaming really…intensely? There's something called the unconscious mind, which you can usually only access when you're asleep (you may want to look it up), but perhaps you're delving into it a little when you're daydreaming, and that's why you think things you never think you'd think! Wait…um…
Armstrong: …You just had to say that, didn't you?
Roy: Come on, I'm WAY cooler!
Wrath: You're right…
Hihi! Umm I've got questions and one of them I need advice for.
Ed:
1. Hiya shrimp! Don't worry, I'm as tall as you. Anyway I have a problem controlling my temper in school, and I don't want to get myself stuck in the deep end. So, what can I do to keep myself calm?
2. Hey, How come you and Colonel Bastard hate each other? Though those moments are funny
Winry:
1. I live around a mechanic, so I can see why you love tools so much. I wanna work with Fighter Jets in the Airforce when I get older. Anyway instead of hitting Ed with a wrench, how about a monkey wrench? Or at least a screwdriver.
2. Okay girl talk time XD I got a guy I really like from 4th grade. But I haven't spoken to him in a while. How do you think I should tell him, Winry? I don't wanna ruin my friendship with him either.
Aru-kun:
1. Heya Al, um I was just wondering. What do you look for in a girl?
Roy:
Some Advice: BE ALITTLE MORE NICE TO EDWARD! Please, as much as I love you two to death, there's just some moments where you two should really just kiss and make-up (not really).
Riza:
How can you put up with Colonel Bastard?
Envy:
My friend Cajiun wants to know, WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL HUGHES?!?! Ahem, and why you wear a mini-skirt?
Lust:
Heylo! Your one of my favorite homunculi so I was just wondering: How annoying is Dante?
The-Silver-Alchemist121Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE COULD BE IN A SIDESHOW AT A CARNIVAL!?!?
Al: Um...you're asking brother for advice on that? Well, don't let what people are saying get to you. First off, this will only add fuel to the fire, and they'll tease you more, but also, if you don't act like it's bothering you, not only will they probably leave you alone, but you won't get in trouble for loosing your cool. Just ignore them and you should do fine.
Ed: Hm, I don't know, maybe because the man LIKES TO TORMENT ME!? If it isn't one thing, it's another, making comments on my height and torturing me with "military duty"…it's just annoying!!
Winry: Aren't mechanics just amazing? Well, see, a screwdriver is thinner, so I wouldn't be able to knock as much sense into him as I can with the wrench. It just doesn't hurt as much.
Ed: Gee…thanks.
Winry: No problem : ) Anyway, you could walk him into it slowly, asking him to stay your friend no matter what and then tell him that you like him. But before you do that, try to re-connect a little bit; you know, talk more and rekindle your friendship with him. I think that it's easier to start a romantic relationship with a close friend than someone you haven't spoken with in years (in most cases, anyway).
Al: Um…sweet, and cute…able to make me smile, and who I want to make happy…I'd have to really get to know her, you know?
Roy: Heh, because it's fun to watch him suffer.
Ed: SEE!? I TOLD YOU!!!
Riza: Lots of patience, and a loaded gun.
Envy: Um, are you stupid!? He was too close to finding out the truth about Pride being the Fuhrer and Sloth being his secretary! If I hadn't killed him, all of our plans would have been ruined. Besides, I was ordered to. AND IT'S NOT A GODDAMNED MINISKIRT!!!!
Lust: Thank you. To be honest, I was fine with her, until I realized that she probably wasn't going to make us human with the Stone. I don't really find her annoying, per say…just a lying old hag.
Heh, good boy Barry next time thing BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR mouth or I will kill you. Thank you everyone and I'm sorry my birthday was end of your summer vacation. But…but... He's ED... Although we both hate milk and think it's evil…Still...eh fine...Don't call me kid but, yea, you know what I say about you, Greed, so don't change… Pretty boy Lin (as I know you) GIVE ME YOUR SWORD…I mean please? You're ok, a tad insane, but heh, I like insane and have to admit you are cute, BUT GREED is the HOTTER! Tah for now. Ohh yea I changed my name…So love ya
all!
GreedSeiyaShika
Barry the Chopper: …No you won't.
Greed: Whatever. But I'm glad you still like me.
Lin: Ha! No way! Please, I'm not insane…right?
I really like this author...I'm sorry if I'm annoying you guys, but I love you all so much! Roy, Riza, Al , especially Ed, Winry, ect... hmm...I kinda feel that my last 2 review thingys were …I guess…not appreciated... anyway...I was wondering...do you peoples like getting written to? Sometimes you seem a bit annoyed with the questions...
ed'sgirl10310
BakaKonekoRKL: Thanks! Eh!? Really!? I'm sorry, I don't do it intentionally…it's just that I can do a lot more with some questions than I can do with others, and then there are times when I'm up until 1am answering these questions, and sometimes I just get in bad moods…it also depends on who you write to; I try to get a variety of each character's personality in there. So I'm sorry!!!!!!! (bows) I'll try to be more careful…
All Mentioned: Thank you!!!
Ed: It's not that we don't like getting written to, it's just that sometimes people ask the most absurd questions, and questions that just piss us off.
Al: For example: Elricest. What!? The author adores it (which is kind of scary, when you think that she controls what we say and do), but we obviously can't stand it.
Envy: And then there's the freaking questioning about my goddamn min- outfit, and the goddamn blankets, and-
Riza: But really, it's a lot of fun to answer people's questions. We get to learn about our fans and possibly help them as well. And it's fun when people come back saying the advice worked, because it makes us feel good.
BakaKonekoRKL: Well, it makes me feel good. But you get the idea ; )
Hello again!! More questions for Ed!
So Ed, would you mind sending yourself in chains and leather in a box to my front door with your eyes covered and I will keep you in my closet and show you to Hoshi?? Please say yes! And I'm not crazy just a little fangirl-ish. Oh, and how come you barely touch your brother in CoS when you haven't seen each other in years? It doesn't make sense. OK, well that's all I got for now.
Oh, yeah advice time! In school there are these two idiotic boys who annoy me to no end. They get in trouble but keep doing it. What do I do?!?! (and I tried to hit them but...nothing! . )
HanaNoHaru
Ed: First of all, NO. FREAKING. WAY. Secondly, who the hell is Hoshi? Yea, you're crazy. Hey, we hugged and stuff!! But you know if we did anything other than hug for a few seconds, rabid yaoi fangirls would be all over us…writing Elricest and crap…Well if they're bothering you, tell them to fcuk off! They're assholes with nothing else better to do with their time than bug you!
Al: Yeah, but look at it this way…they might like her or something.
Winry: That's right! Boys are really weird, and idiotic, but you're going to have to live with them for your entire life, so you might as well get used to it. Ask the teacher to change your seat so you're sitting far away from them. Also, just try ignoring them; like I said before, it's just adding fuel to the fire if you let it get to you, so just pretend that they don't exist.
BakaKoneko: Thanks! I'll do that. And I'm so excited about the next book! Yippee!
Ed: Yeah, well, you should know from experience that I'm ultimately psychotic Ed my dear. After all, I wrote a Crossover with FMA and Warriors for my mere entertainment! GO METALCLAW!
Winry: Yay! I'm making you go clothes shopping with Scieszka, she tortures you with questions that are very...embarrassing. XP Oh well, you survive thanks to your awesome wrench powers.
Al: You're Welcome Al-kun. In the manga you went to school, yes, so what was your favorite class?
Love from,
Onna-san
BakaKonekoRKL: Good luck!! YEEE, I can't wait!!!!
Ed: …Of course. …I don't even want to know. You sick, twisted…
BakaKonekoRKL's sister: OMFG YAY WARRIORS!!!1!11!
Ed: …
BakaKonekoRKL: ……I'm just not even gonna say anything…
Winry: Um…do I want to know? Although I haven't been clothes shopping in a while…
Al: I liked our science classes best, of course!
To Ed: Hey Ed, if you want to fight me that's all fine and dandy but I wanna know something, can you win against a giant, two-headed, multi-eyed, medieval freak show mutant wielding a large sword and a cockney accent named Eyeclyopse?
Eyclyopse: I AM EYECLOPSE! Kicks Edward in the crotch then raises his sword to chop off Ed's headFIGHT LIKE A MAN NOT LIKE A BUM!
To Lust, Wrath, Envy, Sloth, Dante, and Greed: hands them some bags of popcorn Wanna see how wins in a fight between a giant, two-headed, multi-eyed, medieval freak show mutant wielding a large sword and a cockney accent and a munchkin with his nuts kicked. Tell me something have what was the most painful experience in your life, mine was when I was ran over by a school bus and had half of my face torn off.
To Hohenheim: Sorry about having a giant freak beat up Edward it's just he brings me joy when he's in pain. Also tell me something have what was the most painful experience in your life, mine was when I was ran over by a school bus and had half of my face torn off.
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Ed: First of all, that would and could never happen, but if it ever did, I'd totally kick it's ass. Secondly, are you on drugs, high, stoned, or all of the above!?!?
Pride: Why didn't you invite me? (glares)
Wrath: Yay!! Popcorn!!!
Hohenheim: Um…please don't beat up my sons…Mine was emotionally painful, and that's when I had to leave my wife and children.
Okey, that's all I have time for. I'm actually on the school newspaper now and have to edit stuff (are you reading this, Ryan? Lol), plus my massive amount of homework, TKD, and my sister's gay soccer practice xP Well, I'd like to dedicate this chapter to my madre, who helped me live through my gay-boring-confirmation and bought us 10 pizzas and 5 manga…Anyway, I've gotta watch my sister run around on the soccer field as I do math…Crap, I have a test tomorrow!!!!!!!!