Ah! I'm so super sorry for the long wait!! A lot has been going on; in other words, I had to write an essay xP Also, my internet kept getting raped by Aizen (a joke only me, Lindsay and Keri get…wait, does Keri know it? lol), meaning I really haven't been able to connect to the internet very well for a while…But I have some good news for those of you attending MangaNEXT this week! (An astounding…2? Not even?) I'll be there starting Friday evening! You can check my profile for more info; it should be at the very top. Also, I've started a new manga- Vampire Knight! It's really good, so check it out! Anyway, let's get on to your long-awaited questions, shall we?
Hiya FMA people! I'm sorta new at this, but I have a couple questions for the characters.
Ed:
1: You are short. DEAL WITH IT!
2: When will you admit your true feelings for Roy AND Winry?
Al:
1: If your brother really loves you, then he would get you a cat.
2: Why don't you just get one of those digital pet things anyways? It would not be a real pet.
Winry
1: I hate you. Deal with it!
Envy
1: Will you kill Winry for me? And Riza? And Rose? It would practically make Ed's head explode if there were no female characters left to hook up with.
Wrath:
1: Wow. Ever attend one of those Anger-management issues seminars?
Roy:
1: You look beastly with your eye-patch.
2: I will pay you 100 million dollars for your miniskirt army, if you hook up with Ed. (Just because I am mean like that)
Your ever obsessed fan, RaezekEd: I WILL NOT!!! BECAUSE I'M NOT SHORT!!! AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT ROY AND WINRY, YOU SICK HUMAN!?!?
Al: N-No…he loves me…He just…Um…Well, see, it's because it's not a real pet…I don't want something digital, I want something that's alive, you know?
Winry: I'm kind of used to that (not that I'm happy about it).
Envy: Well…What are you gonna do for me: ) I mean, sure, it'd be fun to piss him off, but usually when I kill someone for Dante, I also get some red stones outta the deal…
Wrath: I AM anger!!! So that wouldn't help. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!?
Roy: Why thank you. And thanks, but no thanks (please, I'm not stupid).
Heh wanna test that Barry? Oh come on let me see the sword at least, Ling, I promise to not try to kill you with it. What would you guys do if you had 2 days before the world ended? I know what I would do, but what would you all do?
Yea random question I know I felt random for a second so eh. See ya
GreedSeiyaShika
Barry the Chopper: Uh…not really, now that you mention it.
Ling: …I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you've never handled a weapon like a sword before? So no.
Envy: I'd go on a killing spree.
Winry: Well…I'd be very sad about it…
My friend took care of it for me. I might roast her alive. She forwarded an e-mail I sent her confessing my undying love for him to him! If he doesn't like me like that we might lose our friendship and then I don't know what I would do! HELP!
EdElricFan1001
Ed: Well, first off, I'd talk to your friend. With a baseball bat.
Winry: Ed!! I'm sure she meant well! Anyway, there's always the chance that he does like you, so first of all, try to think positively! Secondly, if he doesn't like you, you could always pass it off as a prank from your friend. And you can ask your friend ahead of time to agree with you. That's most likely to work, but you also have the option of admitting that yes, you do like him, but that you don't want anything to change between you two. I'm sure he'll understand.
Ok-
The following message includes anime-bashing. You have been warned.
Anyway, first- Dante. YOU ARE A -beep-IN' WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST! D : SCREW YOU TO HELL! AND YOU CAN ROT AND BURN AND BAD THINGS IN THE FIREY FURY OF THE UNDERWORLD! DAMN YOU, DAMNIT, DAMN YOU! D :
Now, Envy- YOUR TRUE FORM AIN'T THAT PRETTY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A GIANT
ICKY BLACK THING WITH THESE CREEPY HUMANOID THINGIES ON YOU THAT USED TO BE THE PEEPS OF XERXES!
-cough- I think that's all the-wait, no, one last thing- Roy, GOOD FOR YOU, you DIDN'T frickin' kill Winry's parents! SCAR DID, DAMNIT! D :
NOW that's all.
Next- EdxWin is SO obvious. And I know the peeps know what it is, but I'm just gonna rub it into their faces. XD ZOMG ED LYK TOTALLY LOVES WINRY AND WINRY LYK TOTALLY LOVES HIM BACK! LOL! -sings the Ed and Winry sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G song- So don't even deny it. I read a story where you guys like, MADE OUT when you guys were like, 12!
And you, Roy, you're acting like a friggin' BASTARD. SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! I don't HATE you, but you absolutely SUCK compared the awesome-ness of ED! And Ed is like, WAY taller than me, you friggin' GIANT! YOU SUCK AND I WOULD KNEE YOU WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE AND PEPPER-SPRAY YOU IN YA UGLY FACE IF YOU GOT WITHIN 50 FRICKIN' SQUARE YARDS OF ME! Ya stupid cocky, "playboy" bastard...
-totally contradicts what she said about not hating Roy-
And what is WRONG with you peeps, milk tastes TERRIBLE!
NO, NOT THE EVIL WHITE GUYS OF EVIL!
-gets taken away-
-screaming-
I'LL BE BACK!
September RhymeDante: If you hate me so much, why are you talking to me? You do realize that I could kill you if I wanted to, right? In fact…
Envy: I never SAID it was supposed to be pretty!!! It's supposed to be scary!! That's why I chose this form to go around in for most of the time!
Roy: Yes! Good for me!
Ed & Winry: W-what!? What are you talking about!!??!
Ed: A-and anyway, that was just a FANFIC. That doesn't mean that it happened!
Al: Well actually…
Winry: Al! Shh!
Al: Heh…sorry.
Roy: …You're very hypocritical, you know that? And possibly slightly insane.
I am not crazy!! And Hoshi is my friend...So you're mean, you can't even like send me a card or something...? Oh and about the boy problem...Al, they don't like me, I'm pretty sure of that! They are like gay or something...So yeah, moving away from the table is a good idea, I shall try. And another question for Ed and Al I guess.
Can Hoshi and I marry your great grandson that looks exactly like Ed and the one identical to Al, please! And, do they look hot in leather? PLEASE SAY YES! It would mean a lot to us. Oh, and could you send us a picture of you in the chains in leather but instead of in a box, in a cage, or headboard?
And, I don't remember you and Al hugging...I must watch the movie again now, ciao!
HanaNoHaru
Ed: No…we can't send you a card…because we don't know where you live. And it's not a good idea to give your address out on the internet, anyway.
Al: Well, good luck, then!
Ed & Al: Yes to the first question (just wait until they're older, and only if they agree to it), and no to the second.
Ed: Oh it's in there. Just watch.
Hallo, all peoples who I torment whenever I find the time!
Sorry about being so graphic last time I sent something in, but I needed to get that off my chest. Now onto happier subjects! My sister's dog had five puppies and they're all healthy! However, school has started and I'm tired as can be. Yes, I've tried going to bed as much as three hours earlier, but I'm still tired the next day. Thoughts?
Envy: ((glompage)) You didn't think I'd forget you, did you?! I WANNA BLANKET, SO CROCHET ME ONE, KNAVE!
Heh-heh, sorry, had to do that.
Anyhow, yush, things are going great so far.
Neassa-chan
BakaKonekoRKL: Oh, no, it's fine, I understand. It's just that, you know, I like to stay conscious. (bad joke? Sigh…I fail at life)
Al: Oh, that's great!
Ed: Well don't just go to bed three hours early right away. Ease yourself into it. That should probably help you be more awake…I think. But besides that, do you do any sports or anything? That could make you more tired…also if you eat a lot, especially sugary food and especially if you eat right before you go to bed. I'm not telling you to go anorexic or anything, but there are some foods that can keep you up. There are others that can give you a sugar rush, and once it's over, you'll be tired for the rest of the day.
Envy: Damn! Just when I thought that I was rid of you! Hmm, how do I say this? Hmm, NO.
BakaKonekoRKL: Haha…I was beginning to miss that : )
Hey I have some questions/advice to ask. I don't mind if they take a while to put up. I don't mind if they don't want to have them put up. Really, I don't.
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Ed:
1. Why the hell do you exaggerate so much when people call you short? I mean it's not like they're insulting your intelligence. Also, There is a kid in my class WAY shorter than you. If it makes you feel better.
2. When people say you're short, just say something like: "I'm not short. You guys are just too tall." (Lol my bff says that a lot. And she's not short...) Or something like that.
3. I hate milk too! I don't drink it. Only when my mom forces me to. But I still got tall somehow...Maybe it's cause I'm from a tall family...
Roy:
1. TREE KILLER! TREE KILLER! ALL THAT PAPER YOU WASTE BY NOT DOING YOUR PAPERWORK (MOST LIKELY BURNING IT!) IS A WASTE. TREES WERE USED TO MAKE THOSE PAPERS! RESPECT THE TREES! THEY'RE THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE BREATHABLE OXYGEN! SO JUST DO YOUR DAMN PAPER WORK AND STOP WASTING TREES!!
2. Why the hell do you keep stealing Havoc's girls? I mean for god sakes, just go to a spot where Havoc doesn't go to pick up girls or get him to tell him the girls he has a crush on so you don't go stealing them by accident!
3. Why are you such a slacker? Do you WANT to get fired by not doing your work? Good Furhers DO THEIR PAPER WORK.
4. In my school, there is a guy who is Hotter than you! So there! Beat that! HA!
5. Why do you pick on Ed for being short? What if someone went up to you and said: " You're ugly and old?" -coughMecough
6. Sorry I have to say this. You're old.
7. How do you get so many girls to like you? (My bro asks that one. He needs a girl. Just before you get the wrong idea, I AM A GIRL.)
Al:
1. There is nothing bad about you. You're pretty awesome. But I feel bad that Ed won't get you a kitty though. But he has a good point. If it gets killed in battle by accident, than your just going to feel bad about it after it's over. Why don't you just save some of your money, cause after the movie you go to the other side of the gate right? Than with every penny you save, you can use the money to take care of a kitten and it's needs so that way Ed can't use the excuse: " We don't have the money to take care of it!" and than you can say: "Nu-uh! I got lots of money here to take care of it brother!" and that will hopefully shut his mouth for a while.
Riza:
1. You're my second favorite character!
2. KEEP ON SHOOTING ROY! IT'S COOL WHEN A GIRL HAS ALL THE POWER! ...I'm not weird. I'm just special.
3. How do you stay so calm in a sticky situation?
4. How have you managed not to shoot Roy?
Hughes:
1. Why do you keep shoving pictures of Elysia in people's faces? I mean I know you proud and all, but it may start to annoy Roy so much he may burn the picture...And I don't want that to happen! 'Cause Elysia is so cute! (Seriously. I'm not saying that to be nice. I really mean it.)
2. Stop telling Roy to get a wife. He may crack and plot to murder you one day out of annoyance.
3. You're my first favorite character!
Envy:
1. First of all, GET SOME THERAPY. AND SOME ANGER MANAGMENT CLASSES. TRUST ME, YOU NEED IT.
2. Why do you pick on Ed so much? I mean, it's not his fault Hohenheim liked him more than you.
3. Why do you wear a skort? It's a girl thing. It makes you look like a Cross-Dressing Palm Tree. (I did not copy that from anyone. My cousin says it all the time about Envy and she lets me say it about him.) Cut the skirt part and it'll be shorts. -Gets a mental image of what it'll look like -shudders- ...On second thought, keep the skirt part...
Sloth:
1. I really don't have anything to say. You're pretty cool. I just don't like the part where you tried to kill Al and Ed saying, "No mother can kill her sons". Is it their fault that they loved you so much that they couldn't take the fact you were dead, thus trying to resurrect you? No. It isn't.
Wrath:
1. SLOTH ISN'T YOUR MOTHER. IZUMI IS. DEAL WITH IT.
2. Can you hurt Envy for me for killing Hughes?
3. Get some anger management classes.
Pride:
1. You're a jerky bastard who killed his own son cause he brought you your remains not knowing it would harm you. Do you think he did it on purpose? No! How the hell was he supposed to it would hurt you?! Do you think he would have brought it to you if he knew it would?!
2. Are Homunculi even able to have kids?
Greed:
1. YOU'RE AWESOME! AWESOME! I REPEAT, AWESOME! You may have been greedy, but you and Lust were probably the nicest of the Homunculi.
2. Why did you let Edward kill you? Why didn't you just tell him Dante jumped bodies? It would have probably saved you.
Dante:
1. YOU EVIL -CENSOR-! WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYONE HAS TO DIE AT SOME POINT?! LIVING FOR 4 CENTURIES IS BAD! UNHEALTHY! UNCLEAN! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! (IF YOU EVEN HAVE ONE!)
2. Did Gluttony eat you in the last episode?
3. You deserved to die if you did get eaten.
Lust:
1. Do you have feelings for Scar?
2. Is Dante annoying?
Winry:
1. We all know you and Ed like each other. Just admit it already.
2. How many wrenches do you have?
Fuery:
Ya know, you're probably the nicest military member. And sweetest.
Havoc:
Don't tell Roy when you get a new girl ok? Don't introduce her to him. Hell, just don't bring her to central quarters. EVER.
Breda:
Why the hell are you afraid of dogs? They're not that bad you know.
And I also have wanted to say this to Ed for a long time. Since I saw his reaction to being called short. I apologize for it. My feeling is starting to take over now... Oh god no... EDWARD YOU'RE AN 18 YEAR OLD BUT YOUR STILL THE SHORTEST PERSON THAT THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS HAS EVER HAD IN HISTORY! (not really) YOU'RE SO SHORT THAT YOU'RE SMALLER THAN AN ANT AND NEEDS A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE! SO THERE! HAH!
DAMN! STUPID FEELINGS! I SHALL NEVER LET YOU DO THAT AGAIN!
Well I'm off to do my homework now. I shall be back!
-Darkangel24700
P.S. Sorry to the authoress about the long letter. I apologize. I don't mind if you decide not to put it up cause it's long. Also, if someone else did the "Edward, you're so short" thing, I apologize, I stopped reading the advice column at chapter 7 cause my damn feelings were taking over again and I wanted to write this letter.
BakaKonekoRKL: Aw, it's alright : ) At least you care about my lack of sleep lmao. Just kidding. Don't worry, everything's alright; I decided to take this upon myself to do, so I have to deal with everything. And while your letter may be long, it wasn't pointless. So don't worry : )
Ed: Yeah, I know. But I don't exaggerate!!!
Al: Um…yes you do.
Ed: Whose side are you on? Anyway. Thanks, that's a phrase I use sometimes. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME!?!? Damn milk…
Roy: Who says I don't recycle? True, I do burn some paperwork, but only the ones that really piss me off. The rest I recycle, so calm down. Hey, I don't steal them on purpose, alright? …To tell the truth, most of the time I don't even know that they're dating him, alright? I don't slack off that much!!! …Just sometimes…when I have paperwork to do…I'll bet he's not. It's easy to pick on him, that's why. I mean, he gets so mad! Me, I'd just ignore them. To get girls, you usually have to be good looking, but for some, all it takes is to be kind, funny, caring and "sweet", as they say.
Al: Thank you! …Yes, yes, I know, I know…Yeah, I was planning on doing that : )
Riza: Thank you. Well, actually, I don't actually shoot him, I just threaten to when he's not working or something to…motivate him. I stay calm by not letting what's going on affect me, and even if it does, I try not to show it. It's probably really hard to do; I've been doing it since I was young, so it's easy for me now. And I don't shoot the Colonel because I stay calm…I guess.
Hughes: Aww, thanks! …Roy…you wouldn't do that…right?
Roy: I dunno, Hughes, I mean, it does get on my nerves sometimes…
Hughes: …Well, I guess the copy machine in the staff room will be getting a lot of use from now on!
Roy: …
Hughes: Hmm…Maybe I could send memos out to people…
Roy: (head/desk)
Hughes: Oh, anyway, thanks!
Envy: NO I DON'T. SO SHUT UP. AND HOW DARE YOU BRING UP THAT BASTARD!? I HATE HIM!!! I HATE HIM AND HIS DAMN CHILDREN!!! AND GODDAMN IT, IT ISN'T A SKORT SO SHUT UP!!
Sloth: Thanks. It kind of is their fault, though.
Wrath: I KNOW. THANKS FOR THE UPDATE. Uhm, I guess. And no.
Pride: So what? He caused my death. Anyway, it's not like I even liked the kid. Yes, many people wonder that, but you'll know if you read the manga; he was adopted.
Greed: Heh heh, thank you…but…"nice"? Well, that may be, but I'd rather die at his hands than those of that bitch Dante.
Dante: Screw you. I really don't care what you think, because I can make you into a Philosopher's Stone if I want. As for your second question…yes.
Lust: …Homunculi aren't supposed to have feelings. But I would if I were human. Yes she is…very much so.
Winry: Eheh heh…I have a lot of wrenches, um all different sizes…around twenty.
Fuery: Aww…thanks!
Havoc: I usually don't…
Breda: Yeah, I know…but they just scare me! Come on, everyone has some kind of irrational fear!
Ed: WHAT!? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PINT-SIZED MIDGET SO SMALL HE CAN'T EVEN BE COMPARED TO THE SIZE OF AN ANT BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL!?!? …Ahem. Right.
BakaKonekoRKL: Alrighty I'll get right on that! -heads to your profile-
Barry: ... what's wrong? Run out of the killing spirit?
Envy: What's wrong with me?! What's wrong with you!! -laughs- sorry…had to do that…anyway... I know you can but... where did all that hair gel go after you did that? -hugs him really quick, then backs off- Love you Envy-kun!
Wrath: -while he's enjoying giant cookie, puts hand on his shoulder- Wrath, it's not your fault... (from Family Guy people!)
Shoushin
BakaKonekoRKL: Eheh heh…funny story about that…I don't think that I can send e-mail…I mean it worked with sweetkittens, but I sent you a reply and you never answered…so I'm assuming that you never got it. I'll try to work on getting my Yahoo IM stuff working, though…sigh…that could take a while…
Barry the Chopper: O-of course not! Never!
Envy: …No, seriously. What the hell is WRONG with you!? Who CARES what happened with the hair gel!? …GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Wrath: Huh? …You're kinda scary, you know that?
More questions and comments from me.
Heiderich-My sis had a dream where you drowned and Ed and Al were right there and were just talking and didn't care, but I had a dream where I got a FMA manga, and in the few front pages, it was of Ed and Al sneaking around and stuff and trying not to be seen, but you were like, on the roof waving and screaming their names, trying to get their attention, which do you like more?
Envy- Can you do alchemy, cause in the second episode, you were disguised as the priest, Cornello, and you made all the birds fly up that were dead, but then they exploded, but ya, how'd ya do that?
Ed- Did you feel bad at all for Wrath when you killed Sloth?
Al-I'm sick again, but I wanna go to school tomorrow weird, huh But we're having art class for 2 hours, and it's my fave class, and I get to hang out with my best friend the entire time, but I don't feel good TT
Moofy-Fan
Heiderich: Um…yours…since I didn't die.
Envy: Nope. That was the power of the fake Philosopher's Stone.
Ed: I wasn't exactly thinking of that at the time. But no, I don't think so.
Al: Well…just go until that class, and then go home early.
Al: -smiles- I figured as much.
Ed & Al, cause he'd probably be interested: Warriors are about cats that protect their clans and stuff. I made Edo be Metalclaw, Al's was Moonstripe, and Winry's was Solarheart.
Roy: -glomps- Question, is there a tattoo on Riza's back that helps you with alchemy, or is that a myth? I've been reading the manga (Looking to get vols.
9 and 10 right now) and I haven't come across it.
Ed: -waves wand- Here, you now have the ability to avoid people causing you bodily harm for three chapters. (If it's alright with the authoress) You've been getting beat up a lot lately...
Also, what would you do if you met a smexy vampire with your name?
-huggles
Edward Cullen who is looking at her like: WTF?-
Scar: My sister says your name was Al, but I think she's nuts. It wasn't Al was it?
To the sister: YAY WARRIORS FAN! BUT TWILIGHT ROCKS MORE!
-Onna-san, over and out
Ed: What the hell?
Al: Yay, kitties!!
Roy: Well…there's a tattoo on her back. You can see it at the end of volume 14.
Ed: Yes!
BakaKonekoRKL: Um…let's just say for one chapter…since I'll probably forget anyway lol. But that's nice of you : )
Ed: But not of you! I'm gonna leave your closet if you keep being so mean to me!
BakaKonekoRKL: Fine. I've still got Haji and the Hitachiins.
Ed: …Otaku…Um, well, I don't know…run away so he wouldn't suck my blood?
Scar: No, it wasn't.
BakaKonekoRKL's sister: …You mean the Warrior's book Twilight?
BakaKonekoRKL: (gasp) Omg I know that series!! People say it's good, but it doesn't sound as good as they say…Though for some reason, I thought of Millennium Snow when I read the description.
I'm back. Shi is too. I also brought my little brother Revo...hope you don't mind the crowd. They leech off my high-speed laptop...it's a crime.
Okay, here are the siblings.
SHI'S STUFF.
Riza: Do you like any sports?
Edward: Michael Jackson is this dude who sold jillions of records in his prime, but somehow he turned from a black guy to a white guy, went crazy, got half his nose chopped off trying to make it look better, and...well, anyway, no you're not psycho (thank God).
Alphonse: Do you ever rust?
Roy: Hmm...nah. (puts the glove on, snaps, and sets the immediate area on fire)
Lust: You're welcome. Is green your favorite color? Since that's the color of your dress...and also, what are those red circle things on your shoulder for?
REVO'S STUFF.
Hi everyone!
ED: DUDE! All my friends at school call me Edward because I'm blond and short...I've gotten into fights about it and got suspended...how do I resolve this peacefully?!
ENVY: DUDE! (waves arms wildly) What color is your hair? Black, purple, or green? WHICH IS IT REALLY?
ROY: DUDE! Why're you such a jackarse?
SLOTH: Du...well, you're a girl. Your dress is pretty long, don't you ever trip?
WINRY: D--um, GIRL! Don't you ever get tired of being so violent towards a certain midget?
ARMSTRONG: DUDE! How'd you get so ripped?
HAVOC: DUDE! Heard you got dumped!
That's all. Peace out!
ZILO'S THINGS.
To Authoress: Really? I'm a grammar nut, so it means a lot that you think so. (smiles happily) (about LJ) I shall! And I shall check out the pics/vids. Are you in them? Which one are you?
To Pride: ...That is so cool. Like, X-ray vision or whatever. Random question: if your wife had come barging in on the you vs. Mustang fight with the skull, instead of your son, would you have killed her too?
To Wrath: Well, yeah, but I still liked her, you know? Plus, I was already mad at you for something. I just don't remember what.
To Envy: Neat. So...what IS a chocolate parfait?
To Ed: WTF?! (smacks him on the back of the head) I didn't dream about crabs, you idiot!
To Winry: Wow. Really? That's pretty interesting. I didn't know dreams were all complicated like that.
Anyway, that's all for now. Don't EVER sleep with your window open, otherwise you'll wake up with a dead roach on your face...I'm still spooked by it.
--Zilo's Blue Pen (and Shi and Revo)
Riza: No, none in particular that I can think of. I do like swimming, though, in the summer.
Ed: Yeah…that sounds nothing like me.
Al: No, but if I go in the water like when we were at Yock Island and I don't dry off properly, I could.
Roy: (gets out of the area) Damn it, just give me my gloves back!!!
Lust: I like green…really my dress is more like black with a green sheen. The "red things" are supposed to amplify my power.
Ed: Just stay calm and don't let it bother you. Just ignore them. And if they're your friends, I'm sure you could just tell them to stop, right?
Envy: Does it LOOK purple? It's black with a green shine to it.
Roy: …I'm not!
Sloth: It's just as long as Lust's. Neither of us have ever tripped.
Winry: Hey, it's his own fault.
Armstrong: THIS BODY BUILD HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!! Though most people have to work out a lot for a body like mine.
Havoc: … (sniffles)
BakaKonekoRKL: I'm glad : ) I'm in most of them, and I tell you in the entry where I am and stuff. But you might have to search a little bit, since I've made like 20 entries since then lol. Yes…I post a lot…since I have no life…So friend me : )
Pride: I guess. Yes, I would have.
Wrath: …Well if you can't remember, then it must not have been very important, right?
Envy: …Well, it's like an alternative frozen dessert to ice cream.
Ed: I was just making a connection!
Winry: Well, yeah. If you believe in that. Sometimes I look up what my dreams mean, if they're really weird or something. Oh, and…ew.
Thanks so much. How tall are you Ed? Gives Scar, Envy, Roy and Winry a measuring scale Let's see who will get the height first. Not that I'm calling Ed short since I'm shorter than him. I'll only call myself short too. Just don't whack Ed with the scale. I borrowed it from my school. You can whack him with this lampshade though.
Midnight Hikari
Ed: Wha- Ah!! No!! (begins running)
Winry: Get back here!! (chases Ed)
Scar: …(blows up his measuring scale and walks away)
Envy: (hits Ed with the lamp shade)
Roy: Buhahaha…
Al: Um…if you really wanna know brother's height, it's about 5 feet, 4 inches…
Has every one completely forgotten the manga chars?
Envy-you are Van's grandson and Ed's nephew
Anime Pride- you are Wrath, the only homunculus with a heart
Anime Wrath- you don't exist, and stop acting like a spoiled brat
Anime Sloth- how do you feel knowing that your original is a Neanderthal?
Roy-don't feel bad about Winry's parents, Scar killed them : 3
Ed... I'm as tall as you and am not short...
Al- did you ever think Ed's allergic to cats?
Homunculi, why on earth do you listen to that deteriorating old woman when you could easily just kill her; she's just using you.
mittin mckitten
Envy: Why do you have to mention that bastard!? I already know, so don't remind me!!
Pride: …I know.
Wrath: What do you mean I don't exist!? I'm right here!!!! Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!!!!
Sloth: Well…it's not very flattering, I can tell you that.
Roy: Well…I guess that makes me feel a little better…
Ed: Right. NOT short.
Al: No, I know he's not. He's played with cats and kittens all the time when we were little, and he's always liked them.
Lust: Which is why I betrayed her.
Envy: Yeah, but…she gives us red stones.
Hi, FMA people! It's my first time writing this stuff! Yay me!
Ok, To the Questions!
Edward: YOU'RE NOT SHORT! Actually, you're 1" taller then me. (I actually think every one else is freakishly tall) and your hair is awesome! How do you get it so cool?
Alphonse: You're awesome too! (Gives a cat book) Here's a present!
Winry & Hawkeye: You go girls! Most girls in stuff like this are all wimpy but not you!
Envy: Believe it or not, I'm probably the only person who likes you in the FMA fan club. Your hair is awesome, much better than Ed's. And people shouldn't make fun of your form, it's what you like and they should just be quiet! Where did you get your head band? I want one!
Wrath: how old are you and how do you feel about having to live with Envy and every one else?
Dante: I don't care what other people say, you are AWESOME! Of course I plot world domination on the weekend...
Roy: Flames are AWESOME! My dad is a fire fighter so naturally I'm a pyromaniac. ALL HAIL THE GREAT ROY MUSTANG, THE FLAME ALCHIMIST!
I'll be back guys (gives every one gift basket)
Marie blaze
Alchemist and charmer
Ed: Hahaha…Thanks…Well, I don't do anything to it, to tell you the truth…I just tie it in a loose braid and the rest is natural.
Al: Thanks! Yay, kitties!!!
Winry & Riza: Thanks: )
Envy: Hm…I kinda like you. So I'll tell you. I don't know where I got this headband, as I've had it for hundreds of years, but you can find them on that place you call "e-bay"
Wrath: Oh, I'm pretty young, even in human years. I'm only about 13 years old. It's fine living with everyone; we always have lots of fun : )
Dante: You know, I like this kid too.
Roy: Well, well. It feels nice to be appreciated…
lol well thanks for getting back to me about that, I can kinda understand...and you're an Elricest fan? Wow, I had no idea ...if I had to pick any yaoi pair it would prolly be ...Roy/Ed the fluff kind. (sorry, Ed, don't take any offence to that, I still love you). Also what gave you the idea to do this?
FMA characters: did you agree to do this or did the author here kidnap you guys? (sorry, I know, absurd question ...sorry) thanks! 3
ed'sgirl10310 (p.s. the 10310 stands for the date in Ed's watch in case you were wondering but I'm pretty sure you weren't)
BakaKonekoRKL: Heh heh…well, the first yaoi fic I read was RoyxEd (by accident, no less lol), but I wanted to try something different after I realized how magnificent yaoi was. So yeah. Ah, using the soft side of the paddle, I see? I'm gonna get a Seme/Uke paddle this weekend (cuz it'll help with my cosplay lol) and then at AnimeNEXT next year I may get a Yaoi paddle…Anyway, I say a Fruits Basket Advice Column, asked if I could do one for FMA, and devoted myself to doing it! Lol
FMA Characters: We were forced into it (obviously).
BakaKonekoRKL: Shut up you…oh, and that's cool about your name : )
Ed: You're taking over the advice column again.
BakaKonekoRKL: …Ah, crap.
Dear Characters of Full Metal Alchemist,
For the Elrics, Scar, and anyone else who is fighting on more than a physical level with morals and philosophy:
1. Have you ever seen the series "Gundam Wing"? It's really good and it's message complements that of Full Metal Alchemist.
For;
Ed: My friends tell me I'm a lot like you; I'm not the tallest person, I have long-ish blond hair, am strong, and am often referred to as a monkey because of my agility and reflexes.
Though I'm not even close to being as 'hot' as you. I am merely saying that as an observation because I'm pretty smart, especially in science and math, and very, very analytical and cynical. Also I'm a GUY!
And my eyes are a really light hazel, so correct me if I'm wrong but even though your eyes are yellow is that an anime version of bright hazel or is it another impossible anime thing?
Also my brother and I have a similar relationships to you and Al, although we've never tested it by trying to bring back a dead person (we're a little more realistic, not smarter just more literal)
You're pretty much the coolest character on the show. If I had to choose to be any anime character it would be you or Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing (who is a lot like you in many ways, some more subtle than others).
Al: You and Ed are like me and my brother, like Ying and Yang. Just not the same role wise. Also your armor looks awesome, and I think its cool you dressed like your brother to remember him, but it still looks better on Ed, no offense. I also think that your fighting style is incredible and I kinda took some ideas from it.
Winry: You're an awesome female character, and though I really sympathize with your anger, I don't think hitting Ed with a wrench is going to keep him from being hurt. Also learning basic alchemy would really help your automail skills, and if you really didn't want Ed using the arm for alchemy why did you give it a big thick plate of extra metal on the outer forearm? Also you and Ed look good together.
Roy: Dude, quit picking on Ed. No one wants a leader who messes with his lower ranks. You're a good person at heart but you do have a god complex that needs to be worked on. Though you may be a womanizer you are not cooler than Ed. Period. That's why the show is not called the Flame Alchemist.
Riza and Izumi: You guys need to start hanging out. You are like twins and even though Riza is in the military, Izumi you shouldn't hold it against her. You guys can teach each other your fighting style and kick some serious $$.
Hohenheim: You. Are. AWESOME. Period. It wasn't cool leaving Ed and Al, but you had reasons. You need to talk more in this column though. And you shouldn't have been distracted by Sloth.
Dante: How does it feel knowing your character was actually based off of an ancient MALE alchemist?
Greed: You really were cruel, but you care for your group so you were not that greedy were you?
Envy: You play dirty, like when you killed Ed, but you're still really cool. You and Greed are pretty much the only cool evil people in this show. I was starting to feel offended before you guys showed up. They were misrepresenting me!
Hughes: Death does not suit you man, as cool and smart as you are you should have known not to turn your back on your enemy. He freakin transformed! You should have realized it wouldn't be so easy to kill Envy! But you're still AWESOME! Way cooler than Roy.
Ed, Al, and Hohenheim: You should have looked harder for alchemy in our world. You wouldn't have found the simple alchemy you have, but there is the spiritual philosophical kind here that could have opened the Gate. I've studied it.
-Paul (The Wing Zero Alchemist)
All: Nope. We don't exactly have television here.
Ed: What do you mean, "not the tallest person"!? But thanks for the rest of it. My eyes are more of a "light gold", but I guess that's like light hazel. That's cool, but yeah, don't try bringing people back from the dead. Thanks again!
Al: That's really cool that you and your brother have such a close bond like us! Thanks, and don't worry, I know what you mean.
Winry: Thanks : ) Well, I get where you're coming from, but you have to understand how frustrated I get with him sometimes. I think it would be really interesting to learn some basic alchemy, but unfortunately, I just don't have the time. Well, it wasn't INTENDED for that use; it's really just part of the design for that particular automail and it gives it some extra protection. Uhm…thanks…but we're not together…just yet…um…
Roy: Well, I see your point…But don't think that means that I'm going to stop teasing Ed.
Riza: Of course I'd be up to it. But it would have to be on one of my days off.
Izumi: …Maybe. Ed is part of the military, too, so perhaps there are a few people in there who aren't all bad…
Hohenheim: Thank you. Well, I'm not all that proud of many things I've done myself. I'd talk more if people would write in to me more…but most people hate me, so they don't. I can understand that, though.
Dante: As long as he was powerful, I don't mind too much.
Greed: Well, when you think of it like that, I guess not…
Envy: Ha, thanks. I think I like this guy, too.
Hughes: Yeah, tell me about it. Well, I wasn't entirely sure of what was going on at the time; I didn't know the full capabilities of his powers.
Ed: Are you kidding me!? Damn!!
Al: Well, we could still try it now…I guess…
Watz up Peeps! Ok first question for Tucker.
What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have a sore throat or something or are you just shy?
Anyways talk where I can friggin here you!
To Roy (shows him picture of me in a miniskirt) There now stop being a rapist.
P.S. You rock you sexy beast you!
ED!
You rock. Nothing more to say
AL!
Cats rock. Nothing more to say, except this. Do you want to hold my kitty Joseph? He's super soft and furry!
Wrath: You're the best homunculus EVER!
Eveyone else: HI!
Bye (for now)
P.s. No I don't take medication. (I wish -sighs-)
BYE!
SasaIsASexyDemoness
Tucker: Well, it's just hard for me to talk with my body all twisted around and my head upside down.
BakaKonekoRKL: We disproved that at the FMA Panel at MangaNEXT '06. And we'll prove it again this Friday at 9.
Tucker: …We'll see about that.
BakaKonekoRKL: You're on.
Roy: I'm not a rapist. If I was, I'd be in jail, not working for the military. Rapists are horrible, dirty people who should be locked up for life, and I'm not one of them. But thanks for the picture.
Ed: Thanks!
Al: Yay! Okey : 3 Hello, kitty, kitty, kitty! Aww, you're so cute!!
Wrath: Thanks.
Everyone: Hi!
Ed: Are you sure about that?
Whew!! That took me a few days to do! Sorry to the people who wrote in the last three questions, BUT THEY WILL BE THE FIRST THREE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, as per usual. I may or may not be able to update again this week; probably not, since tomorrow I have Tae-Kwon-Do training of death for several hours, Wednesday I might, depending on my homework and when my sister has soccer, Thursday I can't since all I'll have time to do between TKD and my sister's soccer is homework, and Friday after school through Sunday we'll be at MangaNEXT…If you're coming to MangaNEXT, please let me know in your review if you review before Friday! It'd be fun to meet up : ) lol. And I may or may not be giving out cake, depending on if it's legal or not lol. Anyway, see you next time!! (Note: This was NINETEEN pages typed…0o )