Whoops! Sorry for the long wait, everyone!! There's just been a lot of doctor's visits (see my fanfic "Needles"), MangaNEXT and homework galore! Well, MangaNEXT was the most fun I've had in my entire life, and if you wanna read about it and see pictures, just go to my LiveJournal, edokunslover . With that being said, even if you do not wanna read my LJ, at least YouTube "MangaNEXT 2007 Gay Bar", because I was in that skit and it was amazing!!! So if nothing else, PLEASE check it out!!!
Man, do I have a lot of catching up to do. Oh well, my sister's gonna talk first, she says short things.
Sophia: HAVOC! You're so cute!! But my cousin says your eyes are so much different than everyone else's... I never noticed that.
To Ed: Don't go in my sisters room! She'll jump you! (Emily: She lies a lot and she broke the backspace button. I have to be WAY more careful with typing now.)
My stuff: Okay for those of you that forgot...-flashback-
"To Al: Here's a kitty! -gives dead kitten- Don't worry! I gutted it, cleaned it then stuffed it!" Then you said, "Al: Ahh o ahh ee..." Or something like that, then Ed said, "Ed: That's just mean. And could you get off of me?" And then I had a different review and said, "No, NO! and No, it isn't. To Al: Sorry for scaring you like that. Gomen-bows-. Okay that was a lot, but there's still MORE!
To Wrath: Um sure...--" But remember, you're in the actually candy room now! I forgot a few other fireworks but who cares! -locks door- O.O Oh no...-bangs on door- I locked you in there! Someone help me get him out!
Signed, Emily and Sophia, also known as Gothic Fangirl
BakaKonekoRKL: Yea…me too D :
Havoc: Thanks! Um…I do? I hope that's a good thing.
Ed: Yea, I kinda figured that. Also, why don't you just use the delete button?
Al: That's alright. Thanks for apologizing : )
Wrath: You…locked me in here!? I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!! Oooh, chocolate…
Once again, I am back!
Envy: -speaks sarcastically- Oh wow...What an amazing comeback. How long did it take you to think that one up?
Barry: I see...Well let's hope you don't then.
Slicer Brothers: I think I'm the first to talk to you guys. Do you have any preferences on who it is you kill like Barry (considering he tends to only take a job if a girl is involved)? If not, I would like to recruit you for a little killing if you're up for it.
Ed: -stretches out a bit- Let's go then, little man!
Wrath: Ok...I think you've had enough now...You keep that up, there won't be any left for me!
Winry: I've been kinda curious...What do you actually use to make your automail? Iron, Nickel, some special alloy? I mean, it has to be pretty strong to not break or bend with the way Ed throws it around all the time.
Hughes: I'm going to visit my fiance in October and there's going to be an Anime Convention there. She suggested cosplaying as you. (I wear glasses so we were trying to think of some good people for me to cosplay as that wear glasses.) Do you think you could send me some good pictures of Elysia to show off? Are there any tips I could use to help me stay in character as you?
Winry/Riza: As you may have noticed in Hughes' question...I said "fiance." Yes...I am engaged now. You may think that's pretty quick considering it hasn't been all that long since I sent in my question...but there's more to the story than what I told you before. But I still thank you for your help considering I'm engaged to her now!
BakakonekoRKL: Hmm...The questions are spaced well now...How odd, I wonder what helped it to be spaced this time...Oh well, it helps. Hehe. If you'd like to know the whole story behind what I mentioned to Winry/Riza, feel free to ask me on AIM.
-kicks Envy and Ed in the shin-
Ahh...That felt good. Hehe.
Well that's all for now. So until next time!
Prince-Marth85
Envy: SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP, WILL YOU?
Slicer Brother: Yes, you're the first. We don't exactly have a preference, but we won't do it if we don't want to, like if it sounds too boring or something.
Ed: Yeah! (A/N …you don't want to fight here…right? Let's take it outside : )lol)
Wrath: Alright…
Winry: Well, it depends on the arm. Lately I've been able to make arms that are lighter and lighter, while some can be heavier based on what you want it to do, and some can withstand the coldness of the harshest winters…you get the idea? There are really so many that I can't name them all, but I do use steel and iron sometimes.
Hughes: Whoops! Hope we aren't too late! I've already sent you some copies of pictures to use…Just keep showing them off, bug any Roys about getting wives-
Roy: Hey!
Hughes: -and just stay happy!
Winry & Riza: Well, it's alright if you love her, and you're sure of yourself, but just make sure that you're not rushing into things, or you could be making the worst mistake of your life. You may want to wait a while before actually marrying her to make sure it'll all work out.
BakaKonekoRKL: …I'll just double space it, I guess lol. I would, but…you're never on aim lol. And anyway, my internet dies, on and off xP So maybe next time when we're both on.
Envy & Ed: OWW!! What the hell was that for!?!?
Yo, Envy, what kind of music would you listen to? I've always seen you as a raver sort, myself. I've got some good music if you need to hook up with some trance or techno. And to the Elric brothers: Ladies love country boys.
; 3
Captain Lupin Ferus
Pirate-Ninja Extraordinaire
The Shifting Wolf Alchemist
Dark Flame Shaman
Envy: I don't really listen to music that much…but I do sometimes listen to rock and rave music.
Ed: …No they don't. Well, most of them don't.
BakaKonekoRKL: Yea. Well, I don't lol. And no other girls I know do.
HALLOS!
Mynah, I've tried exercise (still am), I have a trampoline that I spend a lot of time on, DDR too. And no sugar before bed, but lately the insomnia's been getting worse, I haven't been able to sleep for about three days. It sucks. ((tear))
Also, I have another problem, yay.
My best friend moved schools and, even though we still talk, I'm afraid she'll forget about me, because I had an ex-best friend who went to that school and forgot about me, so I'm worried. But whenever I talk about possibly going to that school next year, she gets all excited, so maybe I'm overreacting. Ideas?
Envy: You know you love me. Crochet me a blanket, KNAVE!
Neassa-chan
Ed: Well unfortunately, the best thing to do to tire you out is probably a lot of exercise (that's why I sleep so much). And even if you don't have any sugar before bed, try to drink less coffee. A lot less. If you don't drink any, that's great. If you do drink coffee, try tea instead. First of all, it's better for you, and secondly, it won't keep you from falling asleep, like coffee will. There are even teas that will help you fall asleep, so try looking for those and try drinking them a little while before you go to bed.
Winry: Well the best thing to try to do is to go to that school. I mean, you were already considering it, right? So if you decide to go, that'll probably solve the problem altogether and you won't have to worry about it. However, if you don't, you should try to talk with her as much as possible, especially on the phone (though if that's not possible, then go ahead and use test-messaging and instant messaging), and also try to get together with her as much as possible. See movies, go bowling, go shopping! As long as she doesn't disappear from your life, you should be fine.
Envy: If I loved you, wouldn't I have made you your stupid blanket by now?
Yay! Your ever-obsessed fan Raezek is writing to you, AGAIN!
Dear Wrath:
1: Sorry about your anger issues? Want a cookie?
Dear Envy:
1: Hmm... How about I throw in some red stones into the deal eh?
Dear Winry:
1: I still hate you!
2: Why don't you decide to learn alchemy? I mean, if you could combine alchemy with your automail capabilities, then you would be uber. Seriously.
Dear Ed:
1: Aw! It's so funny to see the little baby think that he can retort back to me! Points Riza's gun at Ed's head. Now what are ya gonna do FullMetal!? Bwahahahahaha...
Dear Al:
1: No, your brother hates you. Accept it.
2: Barry the chopper is right. Your memories ARE artificial!
Dear Lust:
1: We all knew you were gonna die eventually in the anime, but why did you die in such a pathetic way? You could have at least of killed Dante before you died...
Dear Dante:
1: So Hohenheim didn't work out eh? Why don't you hook up with Father? He looks like Hohenheim, and he is just about as powerful as you!
Raezek
Wrath: Yeah, I want a cookie!!
Envy: …How many stones are we talking about here?
Winry: Yes…I know…Well, I don't exactly have time to be learning alchemy. I mean, not only do I make a lot of automail and also do maintenance, but I also keep looking for ways to improve my automail, so pretty much, it's a choice between being a mechanic or an alchemist.
Ed: Why you…
Riza: (shoots hand, and takes gun back) Did you ever have permission to touch that? I don't think so. Don't do it again or you'll regret it.
Ed: Uhh…thanks.
Al: No! You're wrong; you're lying, and I know it!
Lust: I may have been able to…but then, I may not have been able to. The only way to surely defeat her was to help the Elrics, and although I died in the process, so did she.
Dante: Because he's a manga-only character and I'm an anime-only one, therefore, there's no chance that we could ever even meet, never mind "hook up".
Hi, peepz. I'm kinda new at this so, meh.
I just watched the movie, so I'm gonna ask questions to some people from the movie.
Alfons Heiderich:
You're so cute! (not as cute as Ed...sorry!) Do you love Ed as a brother?
Gluttony:
...Did you eat Dante?
Ed:
(...stares at for hours...) You're sooo cute!
Schiezka:
Hi! You're my favorite character! I'm going to a con with a Schiezka outfit!
Winry:
I hate you.
Envy:
Ha, you're voiced by a woman!
Roy:
I'm a pyro, so...YAY FLAMEY DOOM!
Alphonse Elric:
Have a kitten. It's name is Ryuu
Well, that's all for now
Namine.Yamaro
Alfons: Well, thanks! I see Ed as a really close friend…though it almost is like he's my family…
Gluttony: Mm-hmm, yup.
Ed: Um…thank you.
Sciezka: Thanks! That's so cool; I hope you have fun!
Winry: …
Envy: Yeah, so? Many guys are voiced by women!
Roy: Cool.
Al: Aww, thanks!
Ed: AL!!
Al: …Oh, come on, please?
Ed: No.
Al: But what if I-
Ed: I said no!
Al: …
Ed- you can always make it (the teddy) on your free time ;D
FMA military people- what if there was a day called "be a Fuhrer for the day"? What would you do as Fuhrer? ;D
Mustang- besides the miniskirt thing...
Hughes- I can imagine you that one rule is to have everyone in Amestris to have at least one picture of your cute and adorable daughter ;D lol
Ed and Al (maybe others too)- this is random, but what if on accident or something you switched bodies? I think that's all for now!
Ed- a little advice when people call you short: they're jealous of your good looks. They don't want to admit it so they call you short. (wink) If Envy calls you a pipsqueak, call him "Envy-chan the Palm-tree Princess" and for Roy, "Roy teme-hime" (hime princess)
Envy-CHAN- Hey PALM TREE PRINCESS! XD bwahahahaha
Armstrong- did you know your sister has the same name as me? o0
Ookami Bakura
Ed: Yeah, because I just have soooo much free time. Well, I'd probably take away some of the privileges given to Colonels.
Hughes: I'd make it mandatory for every officer to have a picture of my Elysia in their office! Though your idea isn't bad either…But I could get thrown out of office for that, I think…
Roy: (A/N these were taken from an interview with Travis Willingham xD ) Not including the one that you mentioned, I'd change the military symbol to a dog, and require everyone the size of a shrimp to drink two glasses of milk a day!
Ed: Why don't you shut up?
Roy: Why don't you make me? At least I have a chance of becoming Fuhrer!
Ed: We'd look for ways to get our bodies back to normal…pretty much like how we're doing now. And thanks for those ideas, but aren't we the ones who are supposed to be giving you advice?
Envy: That's it. The next person who calls me anything with the word "palm tree" in it will have their neck stabbed with a steak knife! (A/N Dane Cook…)
Armstrong: YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO SHARE THE SAME NAME AS HER!!!
Wow. We're the same height. Gosh you people must be tall! Anyway, this is to all the other characters other than Ed and Winry.
DO YOU (people who are not Ed and Winry) think that Ed and Winry look cute together and why?
My friend that you gave advice about worked. Even though we're not friends anymore. He still calls me short dang it!
Thanks once again.
Midnight Hikari
P.S That sounded like a death letter.
P.S.S Scar! You owe my school a measuring scale:)
Al: I think they look cute together, just because I know them both so well and stuff.
Riza: I agree. Even though I don't see them too much, I can tell that they're similar and would be a good couple.
BakaKonekoRKL: At least it wasn't a Death Note:D
Scar: I don't think so.
Authoress! You're back. You were highly missed. (hugs) I hope you had a good time at MangaNEXT. I wish I was going, but they never seem to come close enough to home, and no one will buy me a plane ticket. HOWEVER, I am slowly working on making my own cosplay outfit. It's a mix of Ed and Al's. I call it the "Edphonse" outfit. (shrug) Anyway, the siblings first, then me.
SHI'S STUFF.
Riza: Swimming? Swimming is fun. I used to be on the diving team at my school, though I guess that's not really swimming, but you get in the water. Can I ask you for help? Since you've been so nice to me. There's this kid at my school who picks on me because I'm naturally skinny. He's always calling me an anorexic and throwing food at me. What do I do?
Ed: Yes...thank God. You're much saner. No plastic surgery for you.
Al: Hmm, I see. And what would you do if that happened?
Roy: Why? Apparently these are the source of your power. You need to learn to defend yourself without them. You're like, on crack. (hands them to Envy)
Lust: I like green too. That's why I like Envy. Anyway, I didn't know that about the red things. Is that why when they had you tacked up on the wall by the red things, you couldn't get down? (Zilo: Even though I already TOLD her that's why...)
REVO'S STUFF.
EDO: Pshh, yeah right! They're all punks. And I've got a short fuse! It'll be like, "Midget!" and then I'm all picking up some object and threatening to castrate them!
ENVY: Dude, no need to get all snippy, man! I've just seen a bunch of pictures with you with all three colors! And wasn't it black in the manga? Don't lie to me, bro!
ROY: ...Yeah you are!
SLOTH: For realz? It looked longer, but whatever!
WINRY: AH, but what if you cause him am-NEE-ZI-AH?! Then you'll get all teary! And teary babes are a pain!
ARMSTRONG: DUDE! THAT'S AWESOME! WHY COULDN'T I BE A MEMBER OF THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY? LIFE SUCKS!
HOHENHEIM: Wazzup mah dog, down in the sheezy fo heezy! Dap? (holds out fist)
ZILO'S THINGS.
To Authoress: Ugh, I am trying to figure out livejournal, but so far it has beaten me. But I did see the videos of you and friends on the swings and the merry-go-round before I finally gave up.
To Pride: Hmm, so you're not a selective murderer, I see.
To Wrath: Um...I guess. Or it might be because my little brother chose that moment to dive over the sofa and fall on my head. I don't know.
To Envy: Oh. Hmm, that's cool. I've never actually seen one, where do you find them?
To Ed: Excuse me? ...WHAT THE H--L KIND OF CONNECTION IS THAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO SCAR ME FOR LIFE?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I DREAMED ABOUT CRABS?!
...Okay, I'm done. But seriously, I've dreamed of crabs a lot. Most of the crab dreams were after I watched The Little Mermaid, but still.
To Roy: Um, Shi wanted me to read you this note. It says, "Dear Roy, you are still the hawtest man alive, and I still lurve you will my heart, you light my fire, baby, lurve, Shi". ...(clears throat nervously)
To Everyone: Tell me, who do you think would win in a fight, Izumi or Envy?
And now, I will leave you all with something I saw on an FMA message board one time. It went something like this:
OMFG ENVY IS LIK THE HAWTEST EVA YEYEAH!11ONE!!ONE11!!
Food for thought, perhaps?
--Zilo's Blue Pen (and Shi and Revo again)
BakaKonekoRKL: D: Well, if you do ever get a chance to come to one, come to Anime/MangaNEXT and let me know so we can meet up and stuff : ) AnimeNEXT next year is gonna be from June 20-22, 2008, so you can start saving up now! I'd buy you a plane ticket, but I'm what Tamaki would call "a commoner" :P That sounds like a cool cosplay! I have a few ideas myself (which I haven't seen done before), but I have no idea how to make them. I guess I'll try, though lol.
Riza: Well, diving is similar to swimming, I suppose. It's probably best to just ignore that kid and not let what he says bother you (or at least, don't show it even if it does). If he sees that it's not bothering you, he's more than likely to stop. If it continues for an extended period of time, then you should let a teacher know.
Ed: Well, actually, I was thinking of…Just kidding.
Al: Um…well I guess Brother could un-rust me…but I'd rather not take any chances.
Roy: I am NOT on crack! And for your information, I know how to use guns as well as my own bare hands, so give me my gloves back NOW or else you're going to regret it.
Lust: You should listen to your friends, because what she said is right.
Ed: …Even I'm not that bad!
Al: …Brother…you are.
Ed: …Well anyway, just ignore them. Pretend they're not there, and they'll go away. The sooner you take care of it, the better.
Envy: Well are we talking about the manga or the anime here? In the manga it is black.
Winry: …what? He won't get amnesia, don't worry.
Armstrong: Don't say that!! Always think of the positive things, not the negative!!!!
Hohenheim: …Excuse me?
BakaKonekoRKL: Lol. Well, I'm gonna put MangaNEXT pics up soon…maybe this weekend. But until then, go to YouTube and search for "MangaNEXT 2007 Gay Bar". I'm one of the girls in purple who ran in from the left, but I ultimately end up all of the way to the right. We made it in less than 4 hours lol. Oh, and the one dressed as Ed is my sister (she should cosplay him more often, ne?).
Pride: Not really.
Wrath: That explains a lot.
Envy: …Restaurants?
Ed: I didn't know! I'm sorry, alright!?
Roy: If you really meant that, you'd give me my gloves back.
(Mostly) Everyone: Izumi.
Envy: What!? I could totally beat that old hag!
Izumi: (cracks knuckles) You sure about that?
Envy: …I was just kidding. Um…yeah. That was weird…Why me?
Hiya!
You are right Ed, I didn't think about the whole address thing...whoops...and like we totally love you even more, you too Al, for letting us marry your grandkids, that's sweet!! X3 I hope they agree...And I still have yet to watch the movie again, I'm still trying to finish the Japanese series!
Oh, I have another question, what kind of car would you have? An Italian one or a motorcycle? Both are waaay smexii X3
Advice time! Remember that friend I told who about who cuts herself? Yeah, well, she's at it again, and this time she isn't telling me, and telling an adult hasn't worked...she won't listen to me or adults, so what should I do now?? I really don't want to lose her as a friend or have her die because we have to go to Anime Boston in March! So like, help!
-HanaNoHaru
Ed: Ha, got you there.
Al: No problem : )
Both: What's an Italian?
Ed: Well she obviously has a problem. Sometimes it'll just go away, but it seems as though she keeps coming back to it. The only way I see a solution to it is either by talking to her about it yourself, very seriously (maybe even scare her out of the habit), or (although you say this hasn't worked), telling her parents about it. Have them sit her down and talk to her about it; even a guidance councilor will do. Unfortunately, if this doesn't work, you may want to ask your own parents for help; if none of these work, then there's not much left to say.
YAY! I'm back!
All Homunculi: What if I was able to make red stones...would ya'll work for me instead? Though I'd probably just let you guys do whatever ya'll wanted...XD LOL
Sweetkittens
Greed: Hmm…sounds like a pretty good deal.
Lust: Alright.
Gluttony: Lust says she would so…I will, too!
Pride: No; Dante is more powerful that you.
Sloth: I don't see why not.
BakaKonekoRKL: Only if you go to AnimeNEXT 08 and get me Crispin Freeman's autograph xD
Scar: What's your real name? Cuz, I honestly doubt your mom would have named you 'Scar'.
Ed: So, who do you really like? Winry, Noa (who should rot in hell, btw), or Roy? Cuz we all know you like Roy...ha ha ha!
Al: Can I have a hug? You're my favorite character, unlike shorty up there. kidding Ed
Yeah, I can't really think of anything...oh well, this fic still rocks!
Amaya24
BakaKonekoRKL: Thanks!! You didn't really have to read all of it, though…although I guess the little jokes that pop up here and there (ex: Envy and blankets lol) make more sense if you do, ne?
Scar: I've already said that, although I used to have a name, I no longer do.
Ed: …Um, why don't you burn in hell?
Al: Brother!!!
Ed: Oh come on, Al!
Al: True, she did ask if you liked Roy, but at least she mentioned that you could like girls.
Ed: Which I do! Yeah, I guess that's true…most girls just flat out proclaim that I'm in love with Roy (or worse, Al). (shudders)
Al: Aw, of course! (hugs)
I'm back! Thanks for answering!
Oh, yeah and Envy my friend Star-chan says hi. (she's insane and has a crush on you. Be afraid…be very afraid...)
Roy: how come you go all ego-ish when someone else calls you great and to me you just say that? is offended
Al: -gives more books- Here and you're welcome! Ember-chan says hi!
Ed: my friend keeps trying to say your 4'7". She's evil! Anyway, that can't be all you do to it it's too shiny.
EMBER-CHAN'S questions:
Winry: don't tell Marie but I stole the blue prints of her auto-mail. (her limbs are prosthetic) Can you build a new set for her for her b-day?
Ed: how come you spend so much time around Winry and not act like, you know, a guy?
Al: -glomp- Alphonse!
STAR-CHAN'S stuff
Envy: ZOMG IT'S ENVY! attacks and kisses
(Marie comes and pulls Star-chan off him)
Sorry, Envy...
See ya guys!
-Gives stuff-
Marie Blaze
Alchemist and charmer
BakaKonekoRKL: …You didn't happen to go to AnimeNEXT '06, did you? Just wondering…
Roy: Um…sorry? I'll do better next time.
Al: Thanks and hi!
Ed: You have permission to kill her. Um…well, I wash it when I can, but really, I don't do anything.
Winry: I would…but I don't think I'd be able to get them to you, so you should give her blue prints back.
Ed: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DON'T ACT LIKE A GUY!?!?!
Al: Hi!!
Envy: GET OFF!! Well, at least this proves that I'm a guy, right?
-growls and sits on Ling- Now you can either give it to me nicely or I tear your arm off with the sword, got it? ...Good…Lol thought so. Envy that's you- hey, could you help me with my list if the world ends...Greed, you can help too if you wish. Winry I'll be as well but think you can torture Ed and Al? Speaking of torture… hehe.
GreedSeiyaShika
Ling: …Alright, you can touch it.
Envy: …I guess.
Greed: What do I get out of it again?
Winry: Um…I don't think so…
To Dante:
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR SORRY TRY!
-sticks out toungue-
I'D STEAL ROY'S GLOVES AND TORCH YOU BEFORE YOU GOT WITHIN A CONTINENT OF ME!
To Envy:
I never said you said you were pretty. I'm just saying that you're too pretty in the anime.
And, I've only read up to, like, chapter 38 of this, so this might be a ghost from the past, but- CROCHET ME A FRICKIN' DAMN BLANKET, DAMNIT! AND DO IT NOW, KNAVE! OR I SHALL KNEE YOU WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE AND FEED YOU TO GLUTTONY!
-knees him-
-runs away-
To Ed and Winry:
-LE GASP!-
DENYING IT MEANS IT'S TRUE!
-GASP-
-goes around telling everybody Ed and Winry love each other and made out when they were 12-
To Roy:
I know I'm hypocritical. Thank you.
XD
Now ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR NO FREAKIN' REASON, KNAVE! NOW!
And yes, I'm off my rocker, I've lost my marbles, you think I'm weird, but actually-I'M INSANE!
-laughs like a maniac-
-insert major random spazz here-
Havoc, I wuv you! But I'm underage, so sowwy. But I can be your puppy! I'm not even 4'10! Yet...
Ed, what's so bad about being short?!?! I'm not even 4'10 yet and I'm proud!!
-magically whips out a flag that says 'Short and Proud' and waves it around, singing, "I AM SHORT AND I AM PROUD!! TIME TO REPEAT NICE AND LOUD!" and repeating-
Lust, I like you! You're awesome! Too bad you died... but I hate the anime you!! SCREW YOU TO HELL, ANIME-LUST! The anime Lust died 'cuz she wanted to be human. The manga Lust was like, "We are homunculi. We are BETTER than you humans. Lol, sux 2 b u, humans."
Ok, and the cutsies! Manga-Pride and Anime-Wrath! -cuddles both-
-runs away-
Sorry, but I don't wanna die of shadow!! And sorry Wrath, but I'm more afraid of Pride than of you!
Oh, YAH!!
I haven't read all the way up yet, but so far, I haven't seen ANYONE mention Mei-Chan and Fu!! Sure, after the awesome BakaKonekoRKL said you could talk to manga-only people, people started to talk to Ling and Ran-Fan, but people COMPLETELY forgot about Dr.Knox and Mei-Chan and Fu! So I'm gonna talk to them!
Dr. Knox, I feel sorry for you. -pats back- I'm so sorry. That war was terrible, wasn't it?
Mei-Chan, OMG, you ROCK! You're one of my favorite characters! (my number 1 is Ran-Fan, and I'm and Ed fangirl, but you're up there, alright!) And Xiao-Mei is so cute!! I've forgotten if you got Xiao-Mei back yet, but if you haven't, Al is taking god care of her, NO WORRIES!
And Fu, um, I'm just doing this to include you. You know, I've got black hair, so can you teach Xingese martial arts?!? LYK, TTLY, LYK PLZ?!
Oh yah! I read SO much EdxWinry fanfiction that I can torture you guys all day! But I won't torture you today! I shall torture...
ROY!
-knees him where the sun don't shine (again), kicks his shin and slams his stomach with the side of her hand-
Lol, I just feel like hurting you. XD
-jumps on his stomach and yells at him-
YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME, YOU SON OF GUN, YOUR GLOVES ARE IN YOUR DESK, I CHECKED, SO YOU WILL DO WHAT I FINIGININ' SAY!
-ties him up and sends him to Drachma without a passport-
I'm gonna run now before Riza kills me.
-runs-
Guys in white: THERE'S THE ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT! GET HER!
-gets dragged away-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
XD
September Rhyme
Dante: That's it. Envy, get her.
Envy: (after reading what's addressed to him) With pleasure. I'M NOT CORCHETING A BLANKET FOR YOU, GODDAMN IT!!!
Roy: NO! I've already had one girl steal my gloves, I don't need them to be stolen again!
Ed & Winry: Denying it means that it's not true! If it was true, we wouldn't be denying it!
Ed: What do you want us to say if it's not true then, huh? Since denying it obviously doesn't satisfy you.
Roy: Uh-huh…right…Security!!!
Havoc: Uh, that's alright. Thanks, though.
Ed: Just because you're fine with it doesn't mean that the rest of us are, so- wait, WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!!?
Lust: Well, thank you.
Manga-Pride & Wrath: (glare)
BakaKonekoRKL: ) (likes being complimented xD) Oh yeah, um, I'd add that last comment in, but I don't know exactly how to edit it into the whole letter (you'll notice that I already altered a few things for the sake of the length of this column lol)…but yes, someone has already spoken to Mei-chan. You can still feel special, though: )
Dr. Knox: All war is terrible.
Mei: Thanks! Don't worry, Alphonse gave her back already : )
Fu: …I don't think so.
Roy: (surrounds himself with a ring of fire) Stay the hell away from me.
To Authoress: Twilight series is possibly my favorite ever. It's a good romance (I hate romance unless it's my favorite pairings XP) that is a good recommendation for anyone willing.
Ed: -.- Stop being a jerk...
Al: Knew you'd appreciate that.
Envy: Your cat form kicks butt. Just so you know. (Described: A black cat slid down, it's muscles moving in the same manner as a snake's. Violent purple eyes glinted evilly beneath its thick spiky pelt, and fangs curved down with venomous acuity...)
Onna-san
BakaKonekoRKL: They were selling it at my sister's book fair last week! I was like, "dksljfkjldsfakdlja;fs I know someone online who reads that and says it's really good!!!" But she bought Kingdon Hearts for our friend instead lol. Hmm, well the series isn't over yet, right? Let me know when it is, and I'll try to read it then (hopefully by then my "if a hot blonde guy nor twins are in it then I want nothing to do with it" craze is over lmao).
Ed: What did I do!?
BakaKonekoRKL: Don't make me hit you with Haji's cello. Or I could just sic the twins on you…who knows what they'd do?
Ed: …I'll be good.
Al: Heehee…thanks again!
Envy: That…was probably the most random thing that's been said to me during this entire column. Besides me getting "glomped" to the ground…but that wasn't exactly said, so I guess you win. Uh…don't get your hopes up; you're not getting a blanket.
Randomly asking anyone for advice.
Okay, story goes like this: I was too nice to someone and gave them the answers to a homework assignment a long time ago. Got that person a free perfect score. THEN the story about me almost having skipped three years of school got out. NOW everyone thinks I'm a genius. I assure you, I'm not. So, how do I get it through to these -for-brains that I'm NOT smart? Acting emo and swearing like a sailor don't work...
signed:
ENVY-MUSTANG-AND-SCAR-MUST-DIE
Ed: You could always fail a class or two…
Al: Brother! Alright, so that would probably be the most effective thing to do, wouldn't it be better to just let them know that if she (A/N Sorry if you're a guy…I have to guess on genders a lot lol. Forgive me!) really was that smart, she'd have skipped three years? Let them know some of your poorer grades (but don't fail things on purpose!), and tell them that there are smarter kids in your grade, and name a few. If they see that there are people smarter than you, they probably won't bother you anymore.
Ed: Or she could just fail her classes.
Al: You're not helping!
Wow. I apologize a thousand times for taking so long to put this up, but as you've seen, I have been writing actual fanfics as of late (gasp!) lol. So check them out : ) And then there's my massive amount of homework…I had to read 30 pages of "The Canterbury Tales" tonight, as well as translating a crapload of French (Tama-chan…help me!!!)!!! Good thing I took off of school to go to the doctor's twice in the past two weeks (today and Monday…hurray, scoliosis!) or else nothing would be done!! To the two people whose questions I did not have time to answer, they will be the first ones in next time, so don't worry! As a final note, go to YouTube RIGHT NOW, and in the search bar, type in "MangaNEXT 2007 Gay Bar". Tell me what you think : D