I'm sorry, yet again, for how abnormally long this is taking, but junior year is a trillion times worse than sophomore year / So…I won't be able to update once a week anymore (obviously). Therefore, think of that when you ask questions, or you won't get the answer in time, possibly. I'll try to do my best, but…I'm sorry for any inconveniences. Gomen!!!! (bows) But here's this set of questions for you now! (thank goodness for 4 day breaks…)
Hi guys! All right I have a few:
Ed: What would you do if Winry was taken away by Envy to be snogged (forcibly kissed) by him? And you what? Proclaim your love for Winry already! It's so painstakingly obvious that you guys were meant for each other! Do you think of that Rose? And one last thing for you. You are short...for your age. When I was 11, I was 4'11 which was your real height in the manga, right? After I turned 12, I had a growth spurt and now I'm now over 5 feet. Sorry for dissing you like that, it's the truth.
Al: Al, please. You CANNOT get a cat. You're probably gonna get it killed. Think of the poor kitten, but since you're just here, you can keep Furii, my friend's cat for the rest of the time you're here. Also, you need to try and get Ed and Winry together. And since you're really nice, can I call you Nii-san (that means brother in Japanese)?
Winry: Maybe the reason everyone hates you is because you keep on hitting Ed or something. Confess your love to Ed before that , Rose gets him first!
Rose: Die, just die. You aren't worth my time.
Roy: Ed's way more handsome and has that chibi look than you so he's better than you! SO HA!
Riza: You're one of the coolest, but try to loosen up a little bit. Roy hasn't put the moves on you yet because you're so strict. But remember, keep Colonel Bastard in line! XD
Greed: You're the best homunculus! Can I poke your hair?
And that's all for now! Author, sorry its long! Thank you, bye! PS. Ed, you're short but awesome.
sun-rain09
Ed: Considering that I hate Envy anyway…I'd kill him. But uh, who ever said anything about proclaiming love for anyone? Can no one accept that maybe I don't like anyone? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORT LITTLE 12-YEAR-OLD WHO WILL NEVER GROW!?!?!
Al: …I know. But that doesn't mean I don't want one! And I think that I could efficiently take care of it without getting it killed on the road. (pets Furii) Aww! Well, I'll do my best (heh heh), and of course you can!
Winry: I won't say that he doesn't deserve it, though. But…I know Rose, and I don't think that she likes him.
Rose: Um…I'm sorry that you feel that way.
Roy: I have more power and more fangirls than him, so you're wrong.
Ed: WHAT!? I'M WAY MORE POPULAR THAN YOU!!!
Roy: Think what you like.
Ed: You delusional…
Riza: …Who ever said that I wanted him to "put moves on me"? My job calls for me to be strict, so I have to be so.
Greed: Thanks, but no.
BakaKonekoRKL: That's alright! I'm just sorry that it took so long to answer uo.o
Ed: …Shut up.
-touches Ling's sword - hehe shiny ohh and yes I know how to use swords…Heh.
Greed what do you want? Envy, be more happy about killing... I mean anyone to kill. Killing them slowly hearing their cries as you finally end their life.
Well yea. Love you guys! Byes!
GreedSeiyaShika
Ling: …Okay, that's enough!
Greed: …Everything.
Envy: Are you trying to tell me how to kill or something? Have you ever even killed anyone before? I think I know better than you how to properly dispose of someone, so don't tell me how to do it!
Mwaha, my internet died, but I still am writing to you, feel the love!
Working on it, it's getting worse, I fell asleep in computer class today. I'll sleep well one night, and for the next three or so nights I'll get hardly any sleep, it's very confuzzling.
Yus, we are still good friends, I know she knows I'm a better friend than the ones she's made at the other school and we talk almost every day, so we're pretty good. We're actually going on a city-wide scavenger hunt my school's hosting together. She's not supposed to be there, but my group's gonna sneak her into the car anyway. XP.
Envy: Maybe you would have, but maybe you're in denial! You love me, admit it! Crochet me a blanket, it's starting to get cold, KNAVE!
NEassa-chan
BakaKonekoRKL: My internet is constantly dying. I'm like, "Oh wow, now's a perfect time to work on my advice column!" And my internet is like, "Hahaha…no."
Envy: You know what? Other people were going to say something nice and friendly to you about everything, but GUESS WHAT? I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FRIEND DIE FROM NOT SLEEPING AND THE COLD!!! BECAUSE I'LL NEVER CROCHET YOU A BLANKET, SO JUST GIVE UP ON IT!! I swear, fangirls…
BakaKonekoRKL: …That was low, even for you.
Envy: …Why the hell should I care? It's past 1:00am and it's cold.
BakaKonekoRKL: So crochet a blanket.
Envy: Well I would if someone would just—HEYY!!!
(A/N See responses for Zilo's Blue Pen :D )
I have returned after a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long time!
But I have only one thing to say... To Scar...
FISHBALALAMALAMALAMALAMA!
I just love doing that! Nobody ever does that anymore in this fic. It's so much fun!
Scar is a fish! A fishy fish fish ishbalan fishbalan fishface!
-HisokaYukiko
BakaKonekoRKL: So have I. lol.
Scar: Maybe no one does it anymore because they like having their heads attached to their bodies?
Thanks for answering me! I'm doing those "Ask the cast" fic for YuGi-Oh GX xD I also got hmk to do DX
Anyway...
Armstrong- (sweat drop) ;;
Envy-HIME-CHAN- I'd like to see you try PALM TREE PRINCESS! XD
Ed- You don't like milk, eh? Have you heard of...you know when you were an infant, your mother fed you by...? (whispers in your ear if still clueless about the hint) XD
Roy-CHAN- (murmurs) emo-pyro princess...
Winry- if Ed doesn't give you a teddy bear, hit him with your wrench for me, kay? (gives you an Edward plushie)
Al- here's more kitty plushies (gives you a basket full of kitty plushies)
Riza- here's a Roy plushie
Gluttony- did you know you ate Lust and Scar in the Chibi OVA?
Everyone else- Konnichiwa! .
Ookami Bakura
BakaKonekoRKL: My pleasure :D I don't know what all of that means…but good luck with it!!
Envy: DON'T FREAKING CALL ME THAT!!!!!! I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU BY THE TIME THIS ENDS!!!!!!
Ed: W-What are you saying? That's just…That's just…HENTAI!!!!!!
Roy: …And oddly enough, if Envy killed you, I would make no move to stop him.
Winry: I think you're just looking for an excuse for Ed to be hit. But alright.
Al: Aww, yay!!! Thanks!!!!
Riza: …And…what am I supposed to do with it?
Gluttony: …Yum!
Everyone: Konnichiwa!!
Guuten Taag! Or Guizuntiet, or whatever you Germans say...
To Ed: I respect your authority! POWER TO THE SHORTI'S! Anyway, what if you suddenly grew 12ft tall?
To Roy: YOU ARE A FREAKING NAZI! AND DON'T DENY IT, YOU FLAMING SCUM-BAG! RAWR!
To Al: You should get a deeper voice. Like Sig, from Jak 2. Start calling people cherries. WHY?! BECAUSE YOU'RE A SUIT OF ARMOR! YOU ARE A VERY PWNSOME BEING!
To Envy: I like the hair. Not the voice.
enviousboarhead115
Ed: Who the hell ever said I was short!?!? If I was 12 feet tall…I'd step on Colonel Bastard (evil smirk) and everyone else who ever called me short that I don't like.
Roy: …What the hell is a nazi?
Al: Um…who? And why cherries? What are you saying!?!? I'm confused uO.o
Envy: Well…who asked you? Though I can't say that I'm complaining about that first comment there.
Wow. Hey Winry, what would you say if Vic, Ed's voice actor, met you? Travis with Colonel McSparky- I mean Roy. Also Vic with Ed, too. I wonder…
Midnight Hikari
P.S. Rose, Noa, even though I don't really like you all that much, my friend has a notebook and wrote "Death Note" on it and has your names in it. Be careful!
Midnight Hikari
Winry: Um…I dunno, I guess we'd talk. About what, I don't know. Does he like automail?
Roy: First of all, call me that again and you'll face the wrath of my alchemic gloves. Secondly, I hear that he's a bit like me, so I'm sure we could find something to talk about.
Ed: Uh, I don't know. We could talk about how amazing I am, I guess.
Rose & Noa: …What's a "Death Note"?
Hi! Ok, I will try the scaring her thing, it will be some what fun. And I watched that movie and you are a liar! I saw no hugging between you and Al at all!! . anyway, Hoshi says that you are smexii and your grandson knows how to dance when he's older. I don't know how she knows this but she does! I have a certain friend…and she wants me to watch and make a Roy/Ed video for
her...and it wont stop! She keeps making me watch it and I hate that couple cuz you are not gay Ed! . so, that's it. Bye bye!!
-HanaNoHaru
Ed: …Well you can imagine it happening at some point when the cameras weren't on us, right? Um…well thanks…and I don't even know that myself, but whatever. YEAH! FIGHT THE YAOI!!!
YAY! -points- In your FACE, Dante!! -dances with BakaKonekoRKL-
BTW Pride, no one cares what you think! ptth... XD
Sweetkittens
Dante & Pride: You continue, even though we could kill you at any time, if we so willed it? Are you stupid or something?
Hi. I'm back. And this time, MY stuff is first, because I am the sanest person in this group.
(Revo protests, but I told him to shut up or I wouldn't let him say anything)
ZILO FIRST
To Authoress: Doesn't being a commoner stink? I can't buy jewel-encrusted teabags like I want to...but anyway, thanks for the heads-up. I really will try to get there (in my Edphonse outfit) because I'd love to meet you. And if I can EVER get my dad to give me back my speakers, I'll look up that vid you mentioned.
To Wrath: Yes, it does. My brother often runs into me, tackles me, or falls on me...usually on accident. He's quite clumsy.
To Ed: Okay. I forgive you. I rarely blow my top like that, but I am very sensitive about those kind of things because a certain a--hole (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) has called me a a few times. It was the only time I ever beat someone up (and I got in a bit of trouble, but he did stop).
Oh, hey, and did you know, my brother-in-law's middle name is Ellrick? It's how I first started watching FMA.
To Izumi: I figured it would be you. By the way, your hair is lovely. Is it dreadlocks or what?
To Envy: I don't know. But I do know that message got a response that said the following:
"WTF r u crazy girl?! ENVY IS A F-ING GAY PALM TREE"
To which I said the following:
"Actually, no he's not, but you're an absolute psychopath"
That kind of killed the conversation.
Oh, and I have a question for you--if Ed somehow had an accident that wiped his memory so he didn't know who he was or who you were, what would you do with him? Take advantage of the situation and kill him? Twist his Alchemic abilities to fit your needs? Or something else entirely?
To Gluttony: I saw an episode where you were chewing on a table. How did it taste?
To Al: Do you give cuddly hugs? I'd like one.
To Dante: Is there any specific type of girl you jump into? I mean, does she have to be young or pretty or whatever?
REVO NEXT
EDO: Hmm, yeah, I guess, since I got suspended for fighting! But hey, I'm a fighter, not a lover, know what I'm sayin?
ENVY: AHA! SO I WAS RIGHT! You ever headbutt somebody?
WINRY: SO THEN YOU'RE LIKE A DOCTOR? Otherwise how'd you know, chick?
(I take this opportunity to smack him and tell him to be nice)
Oww...okay, sorre, jeez. I'M SORRY, WINRY.
ARMSTRONG: YEAH! LIKE NEGATIVE PLUS NEGATIVE EQUALS POSITIVE! I'M ON
FIYAH!
Hohenheim: Mah dawg, mah dawg...(shakes head sadly) You have no street cred!
(Zilo: Revo is a moron.)
(cheerfully) YUP!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SHI
Riza: Thank you, I will take that to heart. How do you pronounce your name?
Edward: Please don't. You'll end up looking like a freak. Have you seen a person who gets their lips puffed up, for example? They look like fishies. YOUR FACE IS PERFECTLY CUTE THE WAY IT IS.
Alphonse: Yes, I suppose. How...I don't know, anticlimactic.
Roy: Threatening a young girl not even in her teens? Tsk, tsk. That gets you jail time. And also, about the letter, I was simply showing off my amazing ability to sound like a fangirl.
(Zilo: All right, look here, Shi! Give Roy back his gloves or you cannot touch my laptop ever again!)
Aw jeez...(reluctantly hands gloves back) What else can I take? Hmm...I know! (gets a ladder, climbs on ladder, takes off Al's head, and makes a break for it)
Lust: I don't like listening to my sister. She's mean. (Zilo: I am not!)
OH, ONE MORE FROM MY SISTER-IN-LAW, WHO WE WILL CALL PEG
To The Authoress:
Hello! This is a very good story you have here. I read it every once in a while before going to bed. I think you have wonderful skills!
Aw. My sis-in-law is so airy fairy.
Okay, anyway, this has gone on long enough. I'll see you all later, but first, I have a present for Envy. (hands him a crocheted blanket) I made it myself. It might fall apart in a few hours, though.
Bye.
Zilo's Blue Pen (and Shi, Revo, and Peg)
BakaKonekoRKL: I know, really! Damn rich bastards…but anyway, that would be super cool if you could come! I think I'm getting an Artist's Alley table, so it wouldn't be too hard to find me…unless I'm at the Host Club…lol. The link to the vid is in my profile, so it won't be hard to find : )
Wrath: …Want me to do something about that? I could easily get rid of him.
Ed: …Ok, then, well…I'll remember that. Does he watch, too? I have to say, something like "Elric" isn't all that common, so it must be kind of weird to have a name so close to it.
Izumi: Thank you, and yes.
Envy: Psychopath, fangirl, same thing. I'd use him until he was of no more use, and then brutally murder him.
Gluttony: Good!
Wrath: …You think everything tastes good.
Al: Of course!! (hugs)
Dante: She should be young and pretty (of course, there are some exceptions, such as if I need a body fast, I can settle with something a bit older if I absolutely must).
Ed: Um…Yes…no…Maybe?
Envy: No…Why the hell would I?
Winry: Cool, you saved me the trouble of hitting him! Well I'm not a doctor, but I did look through my parents' medical books all of the time when I was younger.
Armstrong: IF YOU SAY SO!!!
Hohenheim: You've got that right.
Riza: You're welcome. You can hear it pronounced in the anime; it's Re (as in "Read") – zah (as in "ZAzou" (A/N the bird from The Lion King? Yeah lol)
Ed: I wasn't going to, but thanks for the warning…I think.
Al: Um…I'm sorry.
Roy: Finally. I swear, you're insane.
Al: H-Hey!! Give that back!!!
Ed: Give Al his head back!!!!
Lust: Now, that's not very nice.
BakaKonekoRKL: Thank you so much!!! That really made my day…er…night. Or is it considered morning? It's 2:30 as I'm typing this…I actually probably won't remember this when I wake up later today lol but I appreciate it at the moment, since I'm currently still conscious enough to retain the information.
Envy: WHAT IS IT WITH THIS DAMN BLANKET!?!? (gives to Neassa) There, there's your damn blanket.
Envy: You're just lucky I said something nice to you...
Authoress: Guess what? I'm obsessed with a whole new manga! Welcome, Onna, to the world of Furuba! Hope you had fun at the convention.
Ed: -hugs- Forgiven.
Al: Hm...Al do you have a favorite kitty?
Onna-san
Envy: Oh, yeah, so lucky.
BakaKonekoRKL: That's a really good one!! But you should try Ouran High School Host Club, Blood+ and Vampire Knight. Those are all amazing. You'll see how much fun I had…if you click on the first link in my profile :D
Ed: Awesome.
Al: Um…I love all kinds of cats; I can't choose!!
More questions and comments from me. Al- My little brother got home from school and he is freaking out. Has Ed ever done that to you?
Ed- What types of books do you like, besides Alchemy books?
Wrath- My friend keeps calling you a nudest...
Heiderich- You gots purdy eyes.
Moofy-Fan
Al: The only time Brother ever freaks out is when someone calls him short...
Ed: Uh, adventure, I guess.
Wrath: Well I'm not!!!!
Heiderich: Thank…you? I think…
I'm back guys!
First of all, THE AUTERESS IS AWSOM! Ok now that that's out of my system…Were you in the video? Which one were you? And I couldn't go...[tear
Anyway I have to ask some advise.
There's this guy I like but he completely ignores me because of my...problem. What do I do?
(Ember- chans stuff)
Alphonse[again glomp I do that a lot sorry...
And I didn't say you didn't act like a guy, Ed. It's just that most guys I know would have AT LEAST asked Winry out by now...Or, do you need a little push[writes sappy love note to Winry and signs Ed's name and delivers it Now you have to admit it!
(marie) is that necessary?
Yes it is.
Envy what do you mean it proves it? Was it not already obvious?
And HELLO! Marie dragged her off in like two seconds. You had no time to say get off flail or any thing! And also Ed: I"M THE ONE THAT TYPED THE 4'7" COMMENT AND I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION FOR ANYTHING YOU-ANNOYING-HYPER-ACTIVE-SO-SMALL-HE-CAN-BE-SQUASHED-BY-A-PASSING-ELECTRON-ON-AN-ANTS-FOOT-WHILE-DROWNING-OUTSIDE-WHEN-IT-RAINS-MICRO-MINI-POST-PUBESENT-HORMONALY-BEHIND-MIDGET!
(marie has forcibly regained control of this letter.)
Err... sorry 'bout that [she had coffee
And I have an extremely random question: what would you do if you all were chibi -fied?
[sives every one cookies and a truck lode of cookies for the author!
See you later,
Marie blaze
Alchemist and charmer
BakaKonekoRKL: Most people don't go…since it's in NJ and no one cares about us in NJ lol. Yup, I was in the video :D I'm one of the twins (yellow bandanas, purple striped shrirts); I end up on the farthest right, but I come in from the left. I have glasses on.
Winry: If you've tried to talk to him, been nice to him, and tried to be friends with him and he still ignores you, then he isn't someone worth liking, especially if he ignores you for such a stupid reason.
Al: Heehee, it's ok :)
Ed: …she'll know that it wasn't from me; I'd never do something like that. WHAT THE- HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE—(goes into some sort of spazzing fit…thing.)
Al: Coffee isn't really all that pleasant tasting, is it? And every time someone drinks it, they end up freaking out on Brother, and then this happens…
Winry: There's actually a special after the movie for that. You can find it subbed on YouTube; just try searching for something like "FMA Chibi OVA".
BakaKonekoRKL: YESSS!!! I'm starving xD
To The FMA Peoples
Um I'm not sure if you're still GIVING advise but I'll ask anyway…
My friends think I'm dumb. I'm not. I act dumb because I want people to feel good. They forget that and look down on me and don't take me seriously. I tried to explain but they still didn't take me seriously. And I love my friends very much. I take the advanced classes just so I can be with them. sigh I just want them to respect my opinion and think I'm smart, cuz I am. I just don't want to make people feel dumber than me. What do I do?
Yakami
Ed: Under these circumstances, I'd stay that you can stand to act as smart as you really are. So what if you're smarter than them? If they're not respecting your opinions, you shouldn't hide anything from them, because that will only make things worse. No one is ever the "smartest", so there's always going to be someone smarter than you, and them. If the person who's smarter than them is you, then so be it, because there are many more people who are, too, and they shouldn't be offended by it in any way.
HALO PEOPLE OF FMA! Just out of my sick curiosity...Roy, would you ever burn Riza's face off? (I would). Ed...YOU'RE SO...not saying...AL, you're the CUTE ONE! Not as armor though . Winry, would ever kiss ED?
PS. Ed you're weird! Plus you're short! XD JK, (my brothers think I'm being like you! Pssh yea right!)
LiTtle CHerRy BloOsOm
Roy: Of course not!!
Ed: …
Al: Aw, thanks!!
Winry: …I don't know…maybe?….
Ed: WHAT THE-!? THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!!!
Sweet! I love this! But I'm kind of annoyed, Al didn't give me my hug... sobs uncontrollably
Kidding. So, questions:
Noa: Why do you suck so much? It should be illegal, how much you suck, I mean. Really, you're right up there with Dante on the sucky scale! . Winry: Who do you like better? Roy, Ed, or Al? Or someone else? Ed: I'm sorry I insulted you with RoyEd, but I had just read some on here and it kind of burned into my brain...Sowwy Eddo...
Okay, on a more serious note, I need some advice: these stupid cheerleader types are bugging my friend, but she's not letting me do anything to them, and I don't have her for any of my classes so I can't tell if she's being harrassed. Besides, if I do anything to them I'll get detention. Any help?
Amaya24
Al: I-I'm sorry!!!! (hugs)
Noa: …It's all a matter of personal opinion.
Winry: I respect Roy, but I don't really like him all that much, and I can't really forgive him. As for Ed and Al…well, I love them both, but I think that Ed and I are just a teensy bit closer since we're the same age and stuff.
Ed: The stuff is evil in the form of writing.
Al: Why not tell a teacher or someone about it? If you get the principal to have a meeting with all of them and their parents or something, I'm sure it will stop.
YAY! You finally answered my stuff! Anyway, time for some questions!
Ed: Why won't you let Al have dang cat? He would probably be able to take care of it! He's not a baby anymore! And I am proud to say that I'm a fangirl! -glomps Ed-
Al: why not try to beat Ed up? (sorry Ed) you're strong enough to. He might listen!
Roy: (sarcastically) What a great reaction! You brightened my day completely!
Envy: coughcoughPalmTreecoughcough
Rose: what happened to your baby?
Alfons: you're welcome!
Scieszka: I will have fun! I look a lot like you, so almost all I had to do was get a military outfit!
Now to some actual things I need advice with...
Anyone: I have a crush on a guy at my school that I have no classes with and I'm too shy to tell him, what do I do?
Namine.Yamaro
(a hyperactive fangirl)
Ed: One, WE ARE NOT GETTING A GODDAMN CAT SO GET OVER IT! Two, GET OFF OF ME!!
Al: What!? No, I could never beat up my brother!!!
Roy: …Oh give it a rest, will you?
Envy: WHAT was that!?
Rose: Um…nothing…He's still living with me today, growing up.
Scieszka: Awesome! As for the advice, why don't you try to just be friends for now? If you do that, you can hang out with him and some of your other friends whenever you want, and in that time, maybe he'll start to like you, too.
Oh my gosh, I just read chapter 76 of the manga and OH MY GOD!
-glomps Ed- OH MY GOD YOU POOR BABY YOU'RE ALMOST DEAD WHY! YOU NEVER EVEN HOOKED UP WITH WINRY, OR KISSED HER AT ALL!! WHY! -crys into his shoulder-
WHY DO THE GREAT ALWAYS GO FIRST!
-suddenly gets off of Ed and atta-I mean, glomps Al-
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA DIE TOO! WHY! -cries into his shoulder-
YOU NEVER EVEN GOT TO EAT WINRY'S PIE! -switches to Winry-
AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR BEST FRIENDS! WHY! YOU NEVER EVEN KISSED ED! WHY! -suddenly flies onto the floor and lands in the fetal position crying-
why... -suddenly (another suddenly) flies up, steals Barry's knives and faces Kimbley-
YOU GODDAMN SON OF -expletive- WHERE THE FRIGGIN' HELL'D YOU GET A GODDAMN
SECOND PHILOSOPHER'S STONE WELL IT DON'T GODDAMN MATTER 'CUZ YOU DIE NOW! -runs around in circles pathetically tries to cut Kimbley's hands off-
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SUCH A BASTARD WHY DON'T YOU DIE IN FACT!
-throws knives away and transmutes a giant flamethrower, torches Kimbley, transmutes the flamethrower into a bazooka and bazookas his remains- Got that off my chest. Now,
Dante, YOU CAN'T SEND ENVY TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK THIS TIME! I STOLE A
CONCORD! EVEN A HOMUNCULUS CAN'T GO THAT FAST!
-sticks tongue out-
Now, try and FACE me like a MAN!
Envy, why do you hate crocheting? -puts on glasses and looks like a psychiatrist- Does it have anything to do with something from your childhood?
And oh yes, Ed and Winry, denying it TOTALLY means it's true.
And Roy, I GOT A CONCORD! And a Concord can TOTALLY go faster than some stupid security if it can go faster than sound!
And Havoc, my fangirlness for Ed is waning now (TT), so I might be a fangirl of you next:3 You never know!!
September Rhyme
Ed: Calm down!!!! I'm not dead, but I might be soon, if you continue crushing my lungs like that!! AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH KISSING WINRY?!?
Al: I'm not dead; you don't have to worry!! It's ok!!
Winry: T-They're both fine!
Kimbley: …Someone needs to calm down.
Dante: …Do I LOOK like a man to you?
Envy: No, it's because of you FREAKING HUMANS THAT BUG THE HELL OUT OF ME, ASKING ME TO MAKE YOU BLANKETS!!
Ed & Winry: DOES NOT!!
Roy: …Wow. You don't know how happy I am to hear that.
Havoc: …oh, god.
Hello, it's me again. You may remember me as Sharingan 1023. So I'll get right to the questions.
Ed-People say I'm like you and Roy mixed together. What do you think about that? I hope Winry used those Sit beads I gave her. Here's another scenario:
Kagome-I don't know what you're talikng about, I'm not listening!
Inuyasha-It's not like I wanted to kiss you!
Kagome-Hm? What exactly is that supposed to mean?
Inuyasha-I meant it wasn't my idea. I mean, you're the one who forced yourself on me remember?
Kagome-Inuyasha, SIT! (Walks away angry.)
Shippo- Inuyasha, grow up would ya? (Shippo's basically Al.)
All Female FMA Members-I have a girlfriend named Rianne who I've dated for the past 7-8 years. She moved away and all I have left to remember her is her picture and the final kiss we shared. What should I do to get on with my life? She's basically a mix between Winry, Riza, and Izumi.
Winry-Use those beads wisely.
wolfboy1021
Ed: Well I don't really know you all that well, so I can't exactly give my opinion on that, but people can't be all that far off, right? DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE OR SOMETHING!?
Riza: Try getting closer to some other girls, when you feel as though you've gotten over this one. You shouldn't force yourself to feel anything, but if you genuinely like a girl, you should ask her out. You need to get over Rianne at some point, right?
Winry: Will do!
Ooh. This sounds interesting. . .I wanna try!
Ed: any advice to a fellow short person who wants to grow taller? (no offense on the short comment)
Roy: would you date a girl who pairs you up with Ed in her fanfics? (not me, it's my friend)
Al: I like cats too :3
Ed/Al: my friend's leaving for Japan next year and I might not be able to see her for 5-10 years! I practically grew up with her. How do you think I should deal with this? (seeing as how both of you got separated in the end of the series for 3-4 years)
Thanks!
Schiezka: bookworms rock!
Envy: transvestite.
Al: here's a kitten! (don't worry, it's Ed-proof so that you can keep him as long as you want)
Ed: hah! You'll have to deal with the cat from now on!
BakaKonekoRKL: I'm sorry that my questions were placed in two different reviews!
Yeah, I guess that's it :D
-Fate94 :3
Ed: …Um, don't drink too much coffee, and (as much as I hate to say it), drink milk. Sometimes it's genetic, though, and you can't really do much about it, in which case I suggest wearing shoes with some kind of heel to them.
Roy: First of all, why would she date me if she wants me to be with him? And secondly, no. That would just be creepy, awkward and disturbing.
Al:D Aren't they cute!!!? As for your friend, try to stay in contact with her as much as you can; call her, write to her, you know.
Ed: And if you send her presents on her birthday and holidays, you know that you'll be getting stuff from Japan from her.
Al: Brother, that's not the point.
Ed: …what? Sending each other gifts is a good way to stay connected!
Scieszka: I agree!
Envy: Whore.
Al:D Yay!
Ed: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ED-PROOF"!? Give it back, Al.
Al: But-
Ed: Back!
Al: Brother, I-
Ed: Now!!
Al: …Yes, Brother.
BakaKonekoRKL: Lol no prob. Sorry it took so long to answer them.
After my 2 week leave to see my fiance, I have returned!
Envy: Hmm...How about no...and because I know it annoys the hell out of you:
Go crochet some blankets for your fangirls! I would call you a palm tree...but as I stated...I don't think you really look like one at all...
Slicer Brothers: If that's the case, I guess I'll have to look for someone else since it'd probably be boring.
Greed: How about you? I'll pay you well.
Ed: -grabs him by his jacket and throws him outside- Wait there until I'm done...
Wrath: Sorry...but I like my share of sweets too.
Winry: Ahh, I see. I was just curious.
Hughes: Well...It was a little late but we didn't go to the con anyhow so I'll just keep that in mind for next time. I didn't even think about the Roys and wives thing. That's a good point, hehe.
Roy: GET A WIFE! Sorry...Had to. XD Anyway, you know...Why do you get so upset when the fangirls steal your gloves...They can't really do anything. All the gloves do is make a spark. If they don't know alchemy they can't really do anything. Your alchemy is what makes the fire and explosions...not the gloves themselves. And also...I have a good phrase for you and it's one of my favorites: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Mwahahahaha!
Winry/Riza: Thanks. But don't worry...I know what I'm doing. The marriage isn't suppose to be for at least a year and a half to two years...so there's plenty of time to make absolutely sure everything's going to work out.
Ed/Envy: Uh...Because I can. -kicks them in the other shin this time- Ahh...Still feels good. Hehe.
Well...Now I must return to being bored as hell...Until next time!
Prince-Marth85
Envy: GODDAMN IT!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!! I'M NOT CROCHETING ANY FREAKING BLANKETS, ALRIGHT!?!?
Slicer Brother: Yea…Sorry about that.
Greed: …How much we talking, here?
Ed: Hey!! You jerk!
Wrath: (pouts) Fine…
Hughes: Well, I guess you can just keep all of that in mind for next time you go!
Roy: ..Oh, god, not another one…Well, it's just the fact that they stole something of mine, which is really enough to piss me off by itself, but they're also my greatest weapons, not to mention that they torment me about it, and there's always the off chance that they actually KNOW some Alchemy.
Winry & Riza: As long as you're sure.
Ed: ARGH!!
Envy: I think I have to agree with him this time when he says, YOU JERK!!
Hello all. Tis I, the weird kid that DOESN'T like being called smart.
Well yeah. Got another lil issue. Not all that bad. But yeah. I can't think for nothing. Me stupid.
My dark side, she is a masochist. Whenever she feels pain, I feel it too. Which royally sucks. She once tore out her own eyes. THAT is painful, right there.
Oh, and I'm a girl. Might be hard to tell from my mentality. Me stupid. And obsessed with Cool Ranch Doritos and angsty rock music. THE BLACK PARADE, DUDES!! WHOT!!
Oh yeah, and a lil poll thingy. What kinda music would you all like? Me curious.
AND I GOT AN 82 IN AMERICAN HISTORY, GOT SWORE AT INTO OBLIVION BY MY FAMILY, BUT PEOPLE STILL THINK I'M SMART!! deep breathsAnd this one guy won't stop hugging me. MAN GERMS. EWW. And I burned a hole in my arm with an eraser when I was bored. My life's really fked up, ne?
Wells yeah. ENVY'S SO GAY HE MAKES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK STRAIGHT!!
signed:
ENVY-MUSTANG-AND-SCAR-MUST-DIE
Al: Ah…Um…maybe you could just learn to channel than negativity into something positive, like writing fanfiction or drawing?
BakaKonekoRKL: AHHHH GOMEN!!! I'M SO SORRY; I'M REALLY BAD AT GUESSING PEOPLES' GENDERS!!! Especially at 4 in the morning…
Ed: Uh, I guess rock.
Al: Maybe soft rock?
Roy: Call me old-fashioned, but I like jazz.
Winry: I'll listen to just about anything. Except country.
Ed: Well then, just let people think you're smart. Just ignore people when they bother you and stuff, and they should go away. And if that kid's bothering you, he may have a crush on you. Just be thankful that it's not Envy germs.
Envy: Why don't you all just shut the hell up? WHO IS THIS MICHAEL JACKSON PERSON!?
Ed: It's supposed to be some kind of an insult.
Envy: Obviously.
Dear Envy,
You rock! You look better in the anime, but I really wish your voice in the anime was played by a man. I'd watch the Japo version, but Wrath's voice is just too innocent. I won't glomp you, because I know what happens when people glomp you. Your uber evilness surpasses everything! Here -hands Envy a batch of chocolate parfaits disguised and a lot of red stones-. But also, if you let me hug you, or shake hands with you, I'd be honoured. You rule, end of story.
Dear (anime) Wrath,
Yu. R. Liek. So. Cute. I really hate how you exist in the manga as Pride from the anime. You're the real Wrath, I don't care what ANYONE else from FMA says! Your sin rules, too. Wrath happens to the sin that appeals to me the most! (Everyone says I'm Wrath and Sloth. You and Mummy. Isn't that so cool?!) Can I hug you if I give you these? –hands over a lot of red stones and a truck load of sweets- Please? I love reading fanfics about you, too. It sucks that you're paired up with Envy most of the time. DON'T READ THEM. Although I think you're smart enough to figure that out. But my two Heavenly Virtues seem to be Liberality, but the second one hasn't been decided yet. If you're wondering why I have two, it's because I wanted it to be so.
Okay. Now that I have sent my letters to my fav. characters, it's time that I need advice! My friend is boy crazed. Seriously. A direct quote is 'Let's go sit over at THAT table, where we can get a better view of the boys!'. She's getting pretty friendly with them too, and I'm worried. I don't want her to turn into a , or skank, or (which I found out was an anagram of Lust...but Lust isn't a
, she just wears uber cool clothing). Also, her very best friend's loyalty has vanished. Her VERY best friend wants to be mine, mostly because I'm more fun, I'm not boy crazed, I forgive her all the time, the only reason why I call her an idiot is out of jokingness. But if she sticks with me, my friend will have the boys all to herself, no best friends, and will eventually be considered a skank.
I've tried guidance councellors, advice from adults, even called her parents! I talked to her about it, but then she accuses me of being an emo b-tch, and it makes me want to stab her (Also, quick note here to Envy: I'd be delighted if you kick her . Just a little bit.). But she's still my friend, and I want to be here to help her.
Please, help?
Sincerely,
Wrath and Liberality.
P.S Ed, you ARE short. But you should be proud of it. But you're only considered short because average height here has changed to 'tall'.
P.S.S Winry...you look like a typical blondie. But the piercings ruin your Barbie look, so I recommend you get more.
P.S.S I'm sorry that Roy is hotter than you, Havoc. But I'm quite sure Katherine'll warm up some day.
P.S.S.S Homunculi rock, goodies like Roy and Ed don't compared to them! It was hilarious when Envy pretended to be Winry. You guys were like, SO FOOLED. Even Greed XD
Envy: At least there's someone who appreciates me. Yeah, you and me both. Good thing you didn't hug me, because that would just ruin the mood. But I will shake your hand, just because you haven't been an absolute jerk.
Wrath: Thanks! Cool! Um…ok, sure. Quickly. Don't worry, I've heard about the evils of fanfiction and don't intend to read any anytime soon…or ever, for that matter. Uh, but if you don't know the second one, doesn't that really mean you only have one?
Envy: …You could always just kill her.
Everyone: ………
Al: Well…it seems like you've done all you can do within your power, to tell you the truth. And I know that may be hard to accept, but if this girl doesn't want to do anything, she's not going to listen to you. It's often during this age that people you've been friends with for ages will do a complete 180, and you'll hardly ever talk to them again. From my point of view, this appears to be one of those times.
Ed: You…you know what? ……Meh.
Winry: I don't think I can really fit many more on my ears…but I am almost the total opposite of "Barbie"; she'd never get down and dirty with automail like I do, right?
Envy: Again, thanks.
…My mailbox feels so empty xD And in case you're wondering, it is 5:15am where I am. Like I said before, thank goodness for 4-day breaks!!! Anyway, I'll try to be faster with the next chapter (seriously, do NOT take 1 AP and 3 A classes your junior year of highschool…you'll regret it). But yeah…twincest…good…
I need a life.
I'll work hard! Hope this chapter was satisfying! (I stayed up until 4 and 5 am two nights in a row, so it sure as hell had better be!!! …Yes, I'm insane, thank you.) 21 pages on Microsoft Word, by the way. 21 PAGES!!!
…I need sleep xD