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My Broken Snow Globe
Bella P.O.V
I'M WEARING UNDERWEAR! Wait; let me restate that, I am wearing ONLY underwear! Yet, that's not the worst part, it's not even mine. It's so wrong and unnatural. There's only one upside to me finding this out, I finally understand why I am freezing.
I heard a faint sound and instinctively, my hand flew to grasp my neck. Bad idea, my neck stung so I looked down and saw why. It was my neck, it looked okay, but it was a little red. Yet again, the same downside comes into my mind; I AM ONLY WEARING UNDERWEAR!!! So I ask again, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!? I have this horrid feeling that I am going to find out in a little bit and I am not going to like it.
So, I decided to enjoy my little time left. To do that I am going to sing girls just want to have fun and I am going to dance randomly because who doesn't want to have a little fun before they die? Plus, in this tiny space there is really no way for me to physically hurt myself, right? Well I do, so don't judge me or I will find you after I die and haunt you!
" I come home in the morning light
my mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
and girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun"
-awesome dance moves-
"The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have…."
-Trip-
"AHHHH, NO!!!" I screamed as I tripped and knocked in to the side of the tube then the tube started to wobble. So, in my mind I was praying for the tube not to fall over. Oh shit p-p-please don't fall on the side. For once my prayers were answered.
Mere seconds later, I felt a force on the other side of the glass knock over my little prison and the glass walls shattered in to a tiny pieces that were now scattered around me. I could finally see the beautiful sights of the outside world, yet within seconds, I fainted.
I would bet anything that Karma had a hand in the falling and breaking of my tube. After all, that witch with a capital 'B' has been out to get since the day I was born. I mean, how else could you explain everything that's happened to me; the move to the green armpit of Forks, freck'n Washington because my mother and Phil – God bless their souls - got into a car accident.
*Flashback*
They were kissing passionately, or making out if you want to call it that, by their car when a van suddenly lost control and skidded. Phil saw the van coming and tried to push my mom out of the way, but she tried to do the same for him and they were tragically hit. The last thing they did was crawl in to each other's arms, sadly they died soon after. The moment when
*End of Flashback*
After finally waking up, and opening my eyes I just wanted to crawl back into my now homey tube. Yet, as I looked up….
Edward P.O.V
I'd be the first to admit that every guy has a big and fragile ego, so when I turned to face James, the other bidder, it flared and overcame me. When he launched himself at me, I took a swing at him to defend myself. I'd never seen James act this way, except when it dealt with that redhead of his, Victoria.
We were both enthralled in our unexplained quarrel and weren't able to see where we were headed, so when I lunged at James and he deflected me; sending me backwards. The last thing I saw before my face met with the glass was the girl I had just bought dancing like any other girl in a club having fun, not someone stuck in a strange glass tube. Although I though it wasn't possible, she was even more beautiful when she was blushing at herself in the mirror. Then…
CRASH!!!
I collided right into the tube were she was being kept; it was like watching a precious snow globe slip out of your fingers and the figure inside spill out. If my heart still had a beat, it would have been stopped by that.
Then, I realized what that smell; that horribly delicious smell was; it was the girl! She had gotten a cut on her lip from a shard of glass. I felt James turn his attention to the girl and her sweet smelling blood. When, I heard from his thoughts what he was going to do to her, I snapped me out of my mesmerized thoughts of her blood and attacked him. I only felt a rip under my hands, then another, then another.
Before I knew it, there was a big pile of James in front of me. I took the lighter from my pocket, the one I carried around for a little vamp protection, lit him on fire and watched him blaze for a little while.
I smelt it again, her blood but it was lighter this time because the blood has clotted and it was slowly moving away from me. I turned in human speed and faced the blushing faced girl. I then slowly, even for a human, walked towards her.
She managed a small smile and said "Hi, my name's Bella. What's your name? And where am I? And, also, what the sugar honey ice tea is going on here?"
That made me hesitate, for a second. Then I let out a harsh laugh. Which I saw made her grow even redder, her heart skipped a beat and grew to a faster pace, and then she tried in vain to cover up. It threw me for second, and then the smell assaulted me again, I snapped, I... I did something I knew I would regret no matter what… I attacked the beautiful creature that was right in front of me…
AUTHOR'S NOTE: HA! DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO LEAVE YOU THERE!!! NO, I THINK I PROMISED YOU LONGER CHAPTERS, HMMM… WELL HERE IT IS CAUSE I WAS BORD AND YOU WILL READ IT BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, IT WILL HURT MY ELBOW (that is where my feelings are stored) AND THE BLACKHOLE WHERE MY HEART WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, WILL GROW THRICE (or in lame-mans terms three times) AS BIG!!! ;)
Bella P.O.V
Yet, as I looked up, what I saw astounded and confused me. He wasn't the Angle of Death or the Grim Reaper, but I knew he had to be something. He wasn't the hooded ghost of Christmas past with a scythe, instead he looked like a delicious teen fashion model of death. He was darkly handsome with his chiseled features, was dressed in all black that looked like it had been ordered right out of the Armani catalog,and his hair looked like it had been spun from the finest bronze in the world.
I was astounded at that what I saw was only the backside of him. (which by the way was FINE! Like dig my nails in it FINE! I may be a virgin but it was a 17 year old girl and I have HBO).
It didn't seem strange that he had ripped another man apart with his hands and teeth, which was strangely hot, put the pieces in a pile in the middle of the floor and lit them on fire for some strange reason. But when he turned around, the roaring fire behind him looked like a halo; making a true testament to his angle of death identity. When I looked up to his eyes, it looked like a midnight sky during a black-out. They were such an ink black color that they even soaked up the light that shined around him. I seemed like I was looking into two black holes.
When those two black holes locked on to me, he started to come to me in slow motion, almost as if he were in an episode of Baywatch. Yum, I wouldn't mind him saving me from drowning!
When he stared at me, it was almost as an unseen force inside of me was taking everything I wanted to tell him and throwing the words out all at once. "Hi, my name's Bella. What's your name? And where am I? And, also, what the sugar honey ice tea is going on here?" OMF (Oh My Ford. Got to love brave new world) did I just say sugar honey ice tea?! (AUTHOR NOTE: means shit)
When he gave a harsh chuckle, I was immediately brought back to the real world. The one where I AM ALMOST NUDE, due to the fact that I AM WEARING SOMEONE ELSES UNDERWEAR! I blushed a deep crimson and tried in vain to cover up my exposed body. I could tell it amused him for a second but then his body turned rigged.
When he lunged for me and started licking and sucking on an unnoticed cut on my lip, I was taken back in surprise. After I over came my initial shock, I started to notice that I liked it, so I pulled back a bit and started kissing him. I let out a low moan. He just tasted so good I couldn't get enough!
They were small pecks at first, but then they became deeper and deeper. After laying me down on my back on the cold, hard floor his kisses became a bridge to where we were on.
"Oh, I came in at the wrong time. Sorry, I'll go" Said a very perky voice which I didn't recognize.
"Damn it." said my dark angel as he hung his head. Right over my belly button if I might add! Wow, he was even hot disappointed.
"Well someone is having fun with his new slave" said the girl. I wondered who she was and was she talking about me being a slave?!
"Hey, Alice. Yes, she is and again yes, you kind caught me at a bad time…. WHAT, no on all accounts!" said a now infuriated angel. At least that answered my question, that was kind of weird; it was like he knew what I was thinking. That would be a disaster! Of course, that made me blush again. Then the bickering pair turned their heads to me, yet again the blush grow deeper.
"So Edward whatcha' gonna' do?" said Alice as she made this suggestive face which was either very perverted or creepy, maybe even both. So, my angel is called Edward. Hmmm… I just got a look at the girl, Alice, and she looked like a pixie! Kind of surprising because she had such a demanding voice!!! A pixie and the angel of death in one day?! Is there going to be anymore supernatural creatures today!
"At least she answered one of my questions" I mumbled. They looked at me like what the hell are you talking about?!
"What questions?" asked the seemingly amused Alice.
"The ones I asked when I got out of the roll of toilet paper." I said like it was the color of my hair, just a plain and simple fact.
"A toilet paper roll?" said the confused Alice.
"What about a toilet paper roll? And please both of you stop moving!" I said as I started rocking on my feet and stumbling around. Edward caught me and I instantly steadied myself because his hands were so cold. Were his hands this cold when we were kissing? I was put back on my feet, turned to thank him and the next thing I felt was this instant burning sensation in my head and neck.
"Sorry, Bella" said a choked up yet velvety voice.
Edward P.O.V
I went for those full luscious lips to answer the siren call of her blood, I answered with a little suckle. Mmm…they were so soft and smooth and her blood was even better than the finest wine there is. It put me on a high more than any heroin could do, okay so I've never done it personally but I seen and heard many, many, many junkies who have, so as I was sucking blood from her plump lip, she pulled back and did the strangest thing, she started kissing me! God, if there really is one and if so, he would REALLY REALLY REALLY hates me for some reason, she tasted even better with the blood mixed in with her kiss! She let out this low and very sexy, if I may add, moan. I am really some sick masochistic bastard cause…
"Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good" blared the lyrics to "hurts so good" in my head as the pervious thought went through my mind. That stupid John Mellencamp!
Her kisses deepened as I laid her gently on the floor, this stupidly seductive girl, as I attacked those all too inviting lips. I felt us almost become one. Our, "oneness" left me with ZERO common sense and dulled any sense of what was around me and then...
"Oh, I came in at the wrong time." Said that all too familiar pixie.
"Damn" I growled as Alice's dissidence mangled our "oneness". I hung my head in the sad revolution that these humans' speech and thought habits were starting to rub off on me! In this deep realization I didn't even notice where my head hung. Which by the way, put my nose right over her naval and my mouth in a very awkward place if the situation it's self not ten time more so! I heard her heart beat faster and her breath hitch so I guess I wasn't the only one to notice and get a little satisfaction from my weird positioning!
"Well, someone is having fun with his new slave." said Alice. If I could blush then I would have at that very moment. Oh well, it looks like my little enchantress was doing enough for the both of us! Oh hell, she looks so damn cute blushing!
THE CURSING AGAIN!!!
"Hey, Alice. Yes, she is and again yes you kind caught me at a bad time." I said in a tired voice.
"Well there are some things we can do to her. Three options:
1. We can have a little drinky-drink. Though I kind of don't like that option so much.
2. You can bring her home and have a little fun with a capital F.U. By the way you were just moaning and a groaning there that looks like that is the next stop on the Underground Railroad. (A/N I couldn't resist myself to make a slave joke. You can say ooh no she didn't as much as you want…cause I am bringing sexy back!)
Then as Alice's goldfish like attention span ran out I heard:
I'm bringing sexy back
them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take 'em to the bridge
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take 'em to the chorus(A/N TOLD YA!!)
Wait oh yeah:
3. She needs clothes, although she does look mighty hot in those underoo's, but we can do my most favorite thing in the world…SHOPPING!
"WHAT?! No on all accounts!" I said in a small rage because the first option, although temping now just grossed me out. The monster inside me loved the idea just too much! The second just tickled my fancy a little (okay I admit it I am a little sexually repressed! So go ahead and do the I told ya so dance!) but Alice made it sound too dirty, even for me to touch! The last would be harmless if it was anyone BUT Alice.
If you were some heiress that loved to spend your DAD-TEE'S money all day *cough*Paris Hilton*cough*wow who said that? Back to the subject, you would literally die after a day of shopping with Alice. It gives a whole new meaning to "shop till ya drop!" Plus this girl didn't seem like the 'hello my old friend gap' girl.
"So, Edward whatcha' gona' do?" Alice said giving this 'happy ending' face, really perverted, I mean she is technically not my really sister but it's still cr-cr-cr-creepy!
"At least she answered one of my questions." said the girl I tried yet again to look in to her infuriating mind to see what the hell was going on in there!!
"What questions?" Asked a very amused Alice, if her voice wasn't so sweet it would sound patronizing!
"The ones I asked when I got out of the roll of toilet paper" said what did she say her name was again? -"Hi, my name is Bella. What's your name, where am I, and what the sugar honey ice tea is going on here?"- Oh, yeah Bella. It means 'beautiful' in Italian, well her name does due her justice! Well, she said it like the sky is blue and the grass is green.
"A toilet paper roll?" said the confused yet still amused Alice.
"What about a toilet paper roll? And please both of you stop moving!" said a frightened Bella as she stumbled and I caught her in my arms. She looked like she was in pain. Ooh, how can I have forgotten she was simply just a human, sold as a slave, and had a little spill on to the floor with a not too gentle push from yours truly! So, about now all of her adrenaline is spilling out of her and she was going in to shock. Duh! I swear even though I am over a hundred years old I can be really stupid! Oh well, Alice handed me something to help with that, she must have had a vision and snatched it from the podium where they keep it for 'just in case', cases. As Bella turned to say something I stabbed her in the neck, wait more like a poke 'cause stabbed is a little monstrous.
Ha, I just noticed the irony in my though train!
She collapsed in my arms; I hoped that my arms are not too cold to make her uncomfortable; she gave a little shiver. That was to be expected, I mean she is lying in my cold, undead arms in only lingerie…mmm, they do look fine on her, yet again I am only a man! I did the only thing I could think of.
"Sorry, Bella" I said in a voice tinged with sorrow and I knew if I were human I would have shed a tear or two, then again if I were human none of this damn, there goes the swearing again, things would be happening to me right now.
"So? What option are you going to go with?" said a concerned Alice
"I'll go with what's behind door number…"
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