Ha…And I was sure that I'd never get another review for this again after the amount of time it took to update last time…and yet I'm still getting review alerts…lol. I feel loved :D Also, I'm not sure, but it seems as though some words are getting cut out of your reviews…so if you see some questions missing, that's probably because it made no sense, because of that. Either that or the questions a few of you are writing are direct replies to what I said or something, and they didn't make sense to me or something. Confused:D Oh, but for those of you who are wondering, DO NOT come here just to kill characters and stuff (you know who you are). This is supposed to be for advice and…general talking with the characters, not brutally murdering them, because how am I supposed to answer that? THAT IS WHAT FANFICTION IS FOR, so go write one yourself about it. I'm not here to entertain you.
…Ok, so I am.
-smirks- After all, I did revive you heh and heh ok, that can be fixed up, I think. Envy, I'm not telling you how to kill, it's a suggestion, kid... pfft you can be so moody at times...EDO Haven't said anything to you! So, midget, how ya doing? – gives him a cookie- Ok I admit I have problems with sharp objects -looks at 5 swords in room - hehe
GreedSeiyaShikaEnvy: Well, it's an insult to me!!! AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING "KID"!?!? I've lived at least 10 of your lifetimes!!!!! Maybe I get so moody because of all you FREAKS talking to me and messing with me!!!!
Ed: …I would get really mad at you for that "midget" comment. You're just lucky that I happened to be hungry and I like cookies. That and I don't really feel like being stabbed by one of those 5 swords…
Thanks for answering my questions :)
Ed: wear shoes with heels? Like what you do:D I'm kidding of course.
Roy: Yes, it really is disturbing. . .
Al: Yeah! Cats rock. I have 2 of my own. XD
Envy: It's weird. I find you a transvestite, but you're my favorite homunculi. . .
Ed: It's Ed-proof, meaning no matter how hard you try to make Al give it back, and even if Al tries to give it back, it will alchemically stick to Al. XD What do you have against cats anyway?
Riza: can I touch your gun? -pokes gun childishly-
Winry: can I borrow your wrench? -takes wrench and hits Ed with it-
Ed: that's for being a jerk and not letting Al keep the cat :P
Yeah, this time I'm sure that's all I wanted to say. . .
Fate94Ed: THEY'RE NOT HEELS!!! …But that's the general idea, yeah.
Al: Awww!!! Kitties are so cute:3
Envy: …I don't know whether or not to be mad…
Ed: I don't have anything against cats; in fact, I rather like them. But I just know that it's going to get killed or hurt, or put into a situation where it could potentially be killed and Al would run in and save it, getting hurt himself. And I ask you: Do you want something like that to happen?
Riza: Um…Ok?
Ed: OWW!!
Winry: HEY! …That's my job :3
(Warning: spoiler alert for chapter 77. Which I did read. Along with chapter 56 of Ouran. Which almost made me cry. …I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!!)
THANK GOD FOR CHAPTER 77!
ED AND AL LIVE!!
HALLELUJAH!
And you guys are just saying that 'cuz you didn't read chapter 76 WHICH WAS AWESOME!
And chapter 77 was AWESOME!
And yes, Ed, on your to-do-before-I-die list, number 12 (you have 463) is KISS WINRY! XD
Al, you can have a VIRTUAL kitty!! -gives him a little handheld virtual kitty- And here's a manual. -gives him a small packet of paper- Now the worst thing that can happen is that it'll run out of batteries:D
Kimbley: Or maybe SOMEONE needs to DIE! -shoots him with an AK-47-
Dante: Maybe you do... -shify eyes- HAHA!
Yah well... I want you to crochet me a BINKIE now! XD
Ed and Winry: Or does it?
Roy: You betcha!
Havoc: You betcha!
Oh, and- ANY ANIME-ONLY CHARACTERS, LET ME SAY THIS NOW- I HATE YOU ALL.
That includes Noa, Psiren, Armony, that dumb girl-who-surpasses-god, etc.
But I don't hate Alfons! He's too cute to hate. -glomp- AREN'T YOU!
So yah, I guess I leave now.
-bricked-
-soul flies away-
September RhymeEd: Yeah, I didn't read it…because I LIVED it. AND I DO NOT HAVE A "TO-DO-BEFORE-I-DIE-LIST"!!! And even if I did, there's no way that'd be on it.
Al: Awesome! Aww, it's cute!
Kimbley: Heh…heh heh heh…You think you can kill me just like that?
Dante: …Maybe you're insane.
Ed & Winry: …No, it doesn't.
Alfons: Should I be glad…? And who surpasses god, again? I don't think that's possible.
YAY FURUBA XDXDXD HARU IS AWESOME
Why do you people hate country? Michelle Branch is my fav, second only to FullMetal Alchemist Complete Best.
OK, Envy. I'll accept that you will never crochet a blanket for me. Or knit one, either.
...could you embroider a pillow for me?
Ok, question for you all. Does the average common person in Amestris have an uber-adventurous or at the very least interesting life? Because I'm deciding whether I want to be reincarnated into Amestris or the Naruto universe, and I'm leaning more toward the ninja side, because at least stuff HAPPENS there.
Advice time: everyone keeps telling me how the switch from 8th grade to freshman year is so hard, and stuff like that, but now that I'm a freshman I'm actually finding it pretty easy. Am I doing something wrong?
Thanks.
HughesHanajima[HakuHavocHinata(the list goes on)HilariaHypocrite
Havoc: I don't hate country. It's alright.
Fuery: I actually really like country.
Envy: I'M NOT DOING SOME STUPID ARTS AND CRAFTS PROJECT FOR YOU!!!
BakaKonekoRKL: …I could probably embroider you something lol. Since I pwn at life. I'm better at crosstiching, though. Omfg I should crosstich you a picture of Envy XDDD
Ed: Life in Amestris is actually kind of boring, if you think about it. I mean, the most exciting things you can do is learn Alchemy (most people don't do very exciting things with it, though), join the military (if you like war, which I doubt you do), or get involved with automail. But it's a really peaceful place, and a really nice place to live. It's not as stressful as your world in any way whatsoever.
Al: Just because you're finding something easy that other people found difficult doesn't mean that you're doing anything wrong. Usually, people mean that the transition from middle school to high school is difficult, but many people find if much easier than others.
BakaKonekoRKL: Freshman year is easy, sophomore is the easiest, junior year is the most difficult (trust me on this . ), and senior year is a bit easier. It depends on the courses you take, though, too :P
SKE! HALLOS!
Envy: YOU'RE SO MEAN! tear But thank you for the blanket! huggles blanket My life is now complete! ties blanket around neck like a cape and glomps Envy
Roy: glares You lucky imbecile, it must be pretty tough to get cold in winter when you manipulate fire! seethes
Yus, it is very cold, it's been snowing for three days straight. In Texas that's practically a record. Big state, not a lot of snow. I'M SO COLD! And I have to trek up and down the snowy block twice a day to feed my friends' animals. It's very evile. Like Envy is evile. That's right, 'evile' evil, and vile. 'Evile'. I think the cold is getting to my brain...
Neassa-chan
Envy: …Doesn't take much to please you, does it? LET ME GO!
Roy: That's right. Don't insult me, though; I'll just have my military invade you. Don't worry, it'll warm up soon.
BakaKonekoRKL: At least you don't live in New Jersey…
Envy: …So what was your excuse before it got cold?
Riza, how should I confess my love for another? I'd ask Roy but chances are, he'd try to steal her. .
Stephen
Roy: …You think too little of me.
Havoc: He's totally justified in thinking that! It's true!
Roy: …Not necessarily…
Riza: Well, it depends on her personality. All girls are different, you know. She may fall for you if you give her flowers and chocolate, or she could think you're the corniest guy on earth. She may never speak to you again if you tell her how you feel online or through text-messaging, or she could text you right back and tell you that she feels the same way. Personally, I'd try to do it in person, because that's more meaningful, but if you find that too difficult to do, then you could do it over the internet. Maybe even call her up and ask her out, and if everything goes well, tell her how you feel at the end of the date. But like I said, it all depends on her personality and what she likes.
I really need some advice. Okay, almost everyone in my school is scared of me, and there's this kid in my class who likes one of my best friends, my cousin, and basically every girl in the entire school. What do I do? Also, I have some questions for everyone.
Ed: Would you like to go to the movies with me? Please?
Al: Why do you like cats so much? Also, I think Ed should let you get a kitty. I just got a 6-month old calico kitty named Taphy (Taffy), and they don't really eat a lot of food. Plus I think you are soo cute! If Ed doesn't want to go to the movies with me, will you go with me?
Roy: Why do you always tease Ed about his height (no offense, Ed. I'm taller than most of the people in my class). Would you tease me about being so tall?
Riza: I think you are soo cool! By the way, if you ever need someone to watch Black Hayate, can I dog-sit for you?
Winry: I think you are petty cool too. I mean, you get to hit Ed on the head with your wrench and you never get in trouble (the reason I think that is so cool is because I have 4 brothers who annoy me all the time, even if I poke one of them, I'll get in trouble and I'm the only girl in my family. I was raised by an abusive dad, in the middle of the desert, with no neighbors around for miles.)
Wrath: You are soo cute! Do you want a cookie?
Envy: You are cool, but why do you look like a palm-tree? (don't worry, I'm not of the people who will ask you to crochet a blanket)
Greed: You rock! I have the same sin as you. Why do you look like a shark?
Scieszka: The only friends I have that watch FMA say I'm a lot like you.
BlackNekoAngelAlchemist
Ed: Well…if you don't want that kid who likes your friend to mess with her, you could always use the fact that people are afraid of you to your advantage. Tell him that if he doesn't really like her to leave her alone. And if you don't want people to be afraid of you, try changing things about yourself; if you wear a lot of black and look generally gothic, try not to do that as much, be nicer to people, things like that. And while I appreciate your invitation, I'm really not the kind of guy to go on dates and things like that.
Al: I'll go with you, though! Sorry; brother's just like that uo.o Cats are just my preference in animals, just like some people like dogs best.
Roy: 1. Because he's Ed. 2. Because he gets so mad about it. Of course, I don't tease anyone else about their height; it's just my little way of tormenting Ed.
Ed: Gee, thanks.
Riza: Thank you, and of course you can. He usually comes everywhere with me, though.
Winry: Thanks! I hope everything turns out okay for you… ;
Wrath: Yeah!!!
Envy: …I DO NOT!!!
Greed: Heh, thanks. I do?
Scieszka: Cool!
A Death Note is a notebook used by Death Gods. They write your name in and you die of a hearts attack. OR if you put in the way the will die, they will follow the Death Note's order. Even though I don't like you two, I still want to make sure that you're all safe. SCAR, YOU OWE ME A MEASURING SCALE! (COLONEL MCSPARKY!) That was my friend, I swear! She won't let me delete it! HELP ME!
Midnight Hikari (and random friend)
BakaKonekoRKL: I just want to make it clear that I knew that. In this column, I have to make everyone be like "Huuuuh? What's that?", because it wouldn't make sense for the characters to like know about that kind of stuff lol. But I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm not an idiot, and I do know about a lot of anime (including some that aren't dubbed). Not all of them, of course, but a lot. Oh! I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, but I just wanted people to know. Sorry if that was awkward. I'll be quiet now ;
Scar: …And you honestly think that you're going to get one in return?
Roy: …Well, I could always ignite her for you.
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MIX!
To Fishface (Scar): No... People just don't say that anymore because they forgot about it. But I didn't! And you already killed me once! Can't kill me twice!
To Ed:
I watched the French version of episode 13 and... Your voice sounds so sexy in French!
To Pony-Boy-Roy:
Gimme a YOU'RE!
Gimme an ARE!
Gimme a B!
Gimme an I!
Gimme a T!
Gimme a C!
Gimme an H!
What does that spell?
YOU'RE A BITCH!
-HisokaYukiko
Ed: Um…what the hell?
Scar: Shut up. That doesn't prevent me from tying you up, gagging you and locking you in a closet, now does it?
Ed: Why, thank you. (inflated ego)
Roy: …Well you're a jerkwad.
More questions and comments from me. Ed & Al- Where do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving? Winry's?
Wrath- Here Hands him a turkey, a live turkey Have fun.
Heiderich- What is your family like?
Russell- covers you in garland Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
Moofy-fan
Ed: We don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
Al: From our understanding, Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrated solely in America, so we don't have a holiday like that.
Ed: But if we did, it would probably be at Winry's house.
Wrath: …WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!?!?
Heiderich: I don't really talk to them much. We're not exactly "close".
Russell: …Christmas? What's that?
ello!
Envy: You are one of my favs! You totally pwned Ed in the last episode when he goes through the gate! I was like "hahahahaha...wait DUDE THEY ARE BROTHERS?!?!!? WTF?!?!" when I heard you guys are related. Oh and I've been wondering who's identity you stole and why (the one you always use)?
Ed: Hehehehe I am 13 and 5'7"!hahahaha I totally can pwn your sorry a! Shorty! lol XD
Al: Sorry that your bro is so strict! I mean, you are a very responsible dude...well more than he is, that's for sure! Lol oh and sorry but I must glomp you now! glomp
Winry: I know you don't like Ed like that and I love it when you throw wrenches at his head, he needs to be hit to keep him in line! grins
Wrath: Why do you hate Izumi? I mean she is your mom and all, and it's not like she wanted to have you become homunculus; she was emotionally unstable at the time.
Izumi: You are my fave! You always kick Ed's arse!
Flame dude-I mean Roy: You are kewl but you need an attitude change! Though I can't blame you for not doing paperwork, it's too god dned annoying! Oh and when Hughes is annoying you with the pics just smile and nod; that's all we can do...well, except burn it but that is a waste of paper! Lol
Dante: JUST GO CRAWL INTO A DARK PIT AND DIE...NO BETTER YET SAVE THE POOR
DEVIL THE PAIN OF SEEING YER UGLY HAG OF A FACE AND LIVE AS A MOLEMAN NO A
MOLEIT CUZ U ARE TO UGLY TO BE CALLED A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WOULD BE INSULTING THE INTIRE GENDER IF I DID! :o
Everyone: If you could be a cookie what kind would you be?? Lol I am very random!
songo714
Envy: Thanks…but did you really need to remind me of my heritage? Just like how I couldn't remember how I originally looked, I can't remember who's identity I stole, but I probably did it because I liked it and thought it was cute.
Ed: WHY YOU-!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD BE CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A SNOWFLAKE!?!?!? (A/N On the day I'm typing this part up, there is/was a delayed opening because it snowed yesterday, even though the roads are totally clear lol. So that's where that came from, if you were wondering :P )
Al: I think brother's pretty responsible! But that's for the glomp!
Winry: Well, he definitely deserves it sometimes, that's for sure.
Wrath: I only really started hating her after I ate the red stones. If you notice, I only hated her when I ate the stones, really, because they pretty much unleashed my homunculus side.
Izumi: Thank you…but is that really a reason to like me so much?
Roy: An attitude change…? Why should I do that if I'm so much better than everyone else?
Ed: I think that's what she was talking about, dumbass.
Roy: Is that any way to speak to your superior?
Dante: …I think I'm going to turn you into a Philosopher's Stone.
Wrath: I'd be chocolate chip! Because I love chocolate :D
Al: Maybe I'd be one shaped like a cat :3
Winry: Ooh! Could I be one shaped like a wrench?
Thank you for the advice. I really appreciate it. I'll try my best! fist in air
Ed: Um to make you feel any better um I'm shorter (not in the sense that you are short but the other use) than you. S-since you gave me advise I thought I'd try to m-make you feel better.
Al: Um y-you can have this pie. You said like pie and hopefully the authoress will pull strings so you can eat it (please).
Roy: I don't know if y-you will think this is at all important but in class it talked about some little abbreviations for the colors and it went as ROYGEBIV. R for red, O for orange, and Y for yellow. Those are usually the colors that people associate with fire and I thought it was a teensy bit ironic. If you don't think it is that special then I am sorry for bothering you.
Thank you again -Yakami
Ed: Well, good luck. And thanks.
BakaKonekoRKL: This is probably going to go against the laws of physics or something, but… (brings Al and pie behind black curtain so no one can see anything).
Al: Delicious!
Roy: Hm, that's actually pretty cool. I never noticed that before…interesting…
My god... I'm so sorry I haven't reviewed this in...ever or even replied to your email! I've been really busy with school. Well anyway... I don't remember what I put last time...nor am I going to check.
Anyway... -looks at all the characters, evil smirk- I'M BACK! MUWAHAHAHA!
Russell: Has anyone ever asked you if Fletcher was your son? I'm only asking... because some lady thought my sister was my daughter! I have no idea why she thought that... since I kinda look like a 12 year-old, and my sister is 3!
Roy: Have you ever accidentally hit on a girl who was 13 but looked 19?
Ed: -hands him a glass of pink liquid- Here... it's a strawberry smoothie. -smiles innocently-
Al: I'm giving you a pet! -gives him a ferret- They're like cats…but with a longer body.
Shoushin
BakaKonekoRKL: Lol, that's ok. I thought you'd died…but I think that about everyone who I don't talk to for long periods of time lol. Pssst…You should get a LiveJournal :D Then you could see all of my crazy rants about Blood+ xD And how sexy Moses is 3 lmao.
Russell: No, thankfully. That's just disturbing.
Roy: No, thank goodness. I'd probably be arrested or something.
Ed: …Why do I not believe you?
Al: A-A ferret?! How is that anything like a cat?
Thanks for answering!!
BakaKonekoRKL- Keep up the good work! Good luck in junior year! College sophomore year is worse, believe me...
Ed- it was her idea...(points to Chiiyami, my other me)
Chiiyami- It's not really hentai...its part of MPH! (apple in her mouth)
Not in front of the kids, yami. Anyway, can you cook? I've read a fanfic that you could cook; and another one that you can't. So...which one is it? I'm curious...(grins)
I think that's all for now. Ciao!
Ookami Bakura
BakaKonekoRKL: Oh dear. I can only imagine. (shudders) Well, I have bronchitis (which will probably be gone by the time you read this lol), so I get a bit of time off…Which I'll mostly be using to work on this lol.
Ed: …I don't think I want to know. Well, I can cook a little…not really well, or anything really amazing, of course, but when you're out on the road with no towns for miles, you've gotta have some cooking knowledge. Usually it's just roasting something over an open flame, but I've helped people (mostly Winry) cook before. In all, I'm not a chef, but I can cook enough to sustain myself.
Whee!
Anyway, question time
Envy: I SAID Palm Tree
Authoress: Do you watch Bleach?
Ed: I WILL NEVER GET OFF YOU- HEY!! IT'S TOSHIRO (from Bleach)! (as you can guess, I'm high on coffee)
Rose: Why wasn't your kid in the movie?
Roy: NEVER!
Al: Aww...you're...you're too nice…
ADVICE TIME!!
I have the same problem as Neassa-chan, I can never get enough sleep during the weekday, and because of that I'm failing most of my classes. OH, and I have a stabbing pain near my heart, but my parents don't seem to care. My dad's girlfriend is a nurse! I need a therapist because I often think of committing suicide because my life sucks, and just for the record, I'm not emo, just goth. I often think that I'll snap and severely hurt someone. Have any advice other than getting some professional therapy?
Namine.Yamaro
someone who's life sucks DX
Envy: I'm not a fcuking palm tree!!!!!
BakaKonekoRKL: Yup. But I've only seen as far as Adult Swim has shown (damn Canadians, stealing Bleach…lol j/k. Canadians are kewl xD ). My sister is a Bleach junkie and always watches it online, but I watch Loveless (which is dubbed in English, btw, did you know? lmao), Kage Kara Mamoru, Karin, and things like that (if you wanna know what anime I'm into, there's a complete list in my profile :D ). Oh, and Toshiro is her favorite character, like, she's obsessive over him, so watch out lol.
Ed: Someone gets distracted easily…
Rose: He was. Remember when Al first showed up? He was playing with some kids in the street.
Al: Thank you :
Ed: Well…did you try the things we suggested to her? I know for sure that they make special tea and stuff to help you go to sleep, so try drinking that right before you go to bed, or try changing your sleeping patterns little by little (like go to bed 10 minutes before the previous night).
BakaKonekoRKL: I feel the same way a lot. Read some of my LJ entries; you'll see. Fortunately, I've found someone who makes my life meaningful :3
Al: Well, you could always try doing more things that make you happy. Give yourself more "you time"; watch anime on this "YouTube" thing, read humorous fanfiction and your other favorite genres, become parts of different online communities (like BakaKonekoRKL said, LiveJournal. That's a really good place to meet/talk to people and also a good place to vent.) and make friends there (often, online people are friendlier, or at least act so, than real-life friends). Go for walks and hang out with friends more, and just do things for fun. Hope everything works out ok!
Envy: Know what? I started reading the manga and I found out that I like you WAY better in that than the series. You actually make me laugh in the manga. It's strange though, I still hate you when I watch the anime...
Ed: Hahaha! Lol, you just said awesome...-pokes-
Al: I like tabby kitties myself. -huggles Mikey- Al, Mikey, Mikey, Al. Mikey's my gray tabby cat whose the cuddly type. He loves anyone who hugs him.
Winry: You make me laugh...I like when you throw wrenches at Ed's head. For some reason I find that extremely funny...0.o
Greed: I had a weird dream that you kidnapped my family because you had everything in the world but a family. I was like NO! -karate chop- Which hurt cause of your shield thing... I lost...and you stole my family. -sniff- Just so ya know.
Gluttony: I had a dream about your face, and I woke up screaming. XP That probably went over your head.
Wrath: You should meet my school counselor. (She uses 'The Happy Place' method) I dislike her, you would too.
Luff from,
Onna-san
Envy: Um…Is that a good thing?
Ed: …Could you NOT poke me?
Al: Aww!! (pets Mikey) He's so cute!! I'd hug him, but I don't wanna hurt him ;
Winry: Hee, thanks!
Greed: I think that says somethings. One of them is that you're insane. But I probably wouldn't want to take your family unless I could profit off of it somehow.
Gluttony: …Food?
Wrath: …Can I just kill her instead?
BakaKonekoRKL: I second that --; Those people always piss me off lol.
Konnichiwa, you crazy peoples. (Not like I can talk...)
Michael Jackson. Old black dude that bleached his skin and likes little boys. REALLY relates to a CERTAIN PALM TREE.
Well yeah.
And now my classmates know I'm an atheist. They had no clue until now. Morons. And I guess no matter what I do I'll be considered smart since I can think of things OTHER than losing my virginity. For Christ's sake, I'm 13.And some kids my age claim to have got laid. My town is seriously f—ked up. I have a little brother!! His name is Ryan, and he's for sale! Take him if
ya wanna. Please do. Winry, take his MP3 player apart. Scar, blow his head off. Just get the little horror monkey outta my hair. Gawd.
This is just a random listy thing if what would happen if I met y'all in person.
Ed and Al: Give y'all cookies. You rawk.
Winry: Ya wanna take apart my old crappy stereo?
Mustang: I would kick you in the crotch until you fell to your knees and begged me for mercy, ya wannabe man .
Scar: throw some breakfast items at ya. Eggs and bacon. I don't eat breakfast, see.
Envy: I'd kick you in the crotch with some Wal-Martsteel toe boots and whack you upside the head with my metal baseball bat until you stopped regenerating. I hate tropical plants, okay?!
Erm...
Tucker: I'd blast you with a fire extinguisher
Greed: I'd pay Stretchy to give you a Hitler. (Mustache made of human waste product)
Wrath: I'd throw kunai at you, boy.
Armstrong: I will FUSE A T-SHIRT TO YOUR FLESH.
Gluttony: Got some diet campaign things for ya, fat a-s.
And now the issue. Them weirdos at school, they think I'm anorexic now. D-mn preps, starting rumors... Yes, I'm skinny. Underweight. A tad bony. But I don't have no eating disorder. Y'all believe me, right? Well yeah. Ya know why I'm so thin? Family thing. Real good metabolism. I weigh 86 pounds. And I'm 13. Frightening.
Well okay. Such a long, worthless review. And my cat squeaks. Tis strange.
Goodbye, all.
ENVY-MUSTANG-AND-SCAR-MUST-DIE
Comment on my username. I DARE you.
Envy: HOW IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE ME!?!? SINCE WHEN DO I LIKE LITTLE BOYS AND BLEACH MY SKIN!!?
Ed: So? I'm an atheist. There are so many more things that disprove the existence of a god than prove it. Just ignore the idiots. Change schools, if you can.
BakaKonekoRKL: At least you're not me. My town is completely straight, christain and white. And I've broken the first two things, fun for me --; People in my school are anti-anything-different-from-themselves, and they all- every single one of them, I swear, minus me, my friends, and maybe like 3 other people- do drugs and have sex. Hope that cheered you up lol :D
Ed: …Anyway. Just ignore them. And really, a brother should be someone who's very important to you; just look at me and Al. You should try to have a good relationship with him.
Winry: …I'd like to play with this "MP3 player", though!
Ed: But thanks for the cookie! Well…if you met us I'd thank you.
Al: I would, too, except I can't eat cookies ; sorry!
Winry: I'd love to!!!
Mustang: And I'd set you on fire before you could.
Scar: …Is that meant to be insulting?
Envy: Well I would just kill you first!!!!
Tucker: (whispering) Well, you wouldn't be able to find me, so you wouldn't be able to.
Greed: My men could just kill you and this "Stretchy" person before you could.
Wrath: Well…I'd dodge them! And kill you!
Armstrong: I DOUBT IT!
Gluttony: Do I get to eat them?
Ed: Like I said before, just ignore them. If it seems like nothing they do is bothering you, they won't have a reason to pick on you or anything. And anyway, if you're not intentionally starving yourself, then being skinny is a good thing, right? But maybe you could try eating breakfast. Even if you don't like breakfast foods, make a sandwich or something like that that you do like. If it's really bothering you, you can see a doctor about it.
BakaKonekoRKL: Yeah, my science teacher in 7th grade had the same problem when she was younger, so the doctor gave her some chocolate milkshake things to help her gain weight, and she's perfectly healthy now! But honestly, I'd just ignore them. Don't worry, I'll bet my cats are weirder lol. Eh!? I thought "Envy Mustang and Scar Must Die" was your username! Was I supposed to be putting the other one???? (Sorry, I'm a tad delusional from the bronchitis meds --; )
Hey you people with the face!
You took so long to update!
Any way, good news! Or bad in Ember's opinion. Edward D. SPAMed me while you were taking your sweet time to answer. Ask if you don't know what that means.
Envy people don't like you very much do they?
(sits down with sign that says 'Envy is a homunculus not a palm tree')
And what's with these idiots that think you can crochet?
Baka check my new story!
Byes!
(gives cookies)
Maire blaze
BakaKonekoRKL: Ahhh!!!!!!!! Gomenasai, gomenasai, gomenasai!!!! I knew something like this was going to happen D: I'm so sorry! Well, if you killed my French teacher, you'd def be getting answers sooner . . Not that I'm telling you to do that, of course. Ano…I'm not entirely sure what that means…if you want advice on it, you'll probably have to give me more info…maybe. Unless you were just saying it, then I got it lol. I'll try to check it if I get the chance/I'm not delusional ( -- ). And remember, just because I don't review doesn't mean I haven't read it. I'm a weird person, leave me alone lol.
Envy: Nope, but I can't say I like them all that much either. You don't seem too bad, though. Well, I said something SCARCASTICALLY about me crocheting once, and, well, it was all downhill from there.
Yayy, I'm back!
Envy is still awesome and pwnsome D
Wrath is still cute! 3
Yeah, well, now I have a problem. She came over to my house, and my uncle's a mechanic, and I was helping him, and I was holding the sacred wrench. Now here comes the bad part. She was all 'And like, she was like, 'no way!' and I was like, 'totally!'' and all that, and I got so annoyed...
...wait for it...
I actually threw ze sacred wrench at her. I feel totally guilty and satisfied at the same time. I broke her wrist. But the funny feeling is that I feel more satisfied than guilty. In fact, the guiltiness is fading away. But now she's hanging onto me like a leech. She's SCARED OF ME. Is that bad...?
Also, to Havoc: I'm going through a non-Roy Mustang phase. You're awesome, but not as awesome as Envy, because he pwns you all.
Envy: -shakes hand- Your pwnsome-ness surpasses everything! I learned how to draw you, too! I usually draw you with a weapon (ordinarily with a chainsaw, don't ask why...) and occasionally a headless Ed in the background...does that make me insane?!
Ed: I used to love you. But I was eight and didn't know any better. Anyways, my friend was about as tall as you, and she keeps telling me that I'm too tall. But I told her to drink milk, now she's ALMOST as tall as me. You may hate milk, but why don't you compromise?
Winry: Yer, you're kool D But do you get uncomfortable wearing your normal outfit? You know, the one with the book tube and everything? It looks cool, and not even a bit slutty (yay piercings!). You know what? Here, have a wrench. -gives a gold wrench with Winry's name on it-
Al: I went to New Zealand, which was cool, and everyone's so nice. It reminds me of you, and now every time I go to NZ I forget about everyone else (except Envy 8D ) and start to go through an Al fan girl phase. But it's gone. But since I love my NZ alter ego...I request a hug and a kiss on the cheek! Please? 3 BTW, I like you with long hair instead of short hair. Short suits Alfons
Alfons: You're so nice to let Ed go through the gate with your rocket. If only we could've spared you...
Noa and Rose: Somehow, I don't think you look so much alike as everyone says. Rose, you're the 'Holy Mother' right? Is Ishbala God in our world, or is that a different religion? It'd be cool if it were the counterpart of Christianity, though, because I'm Christian D
Dante: You rock. I didn't acknowledge you much as first, and I thought you were a downright nutter, but then I saw that bit where we found out that you tried to save Hohenhiem, and I thought, 'Wow, that's so touching. She's not that bad after all.' and now...yeah. You look nice in Lyra's body, by the way. How come William doesn't bear any resemblance to you?
Ed (again...): I've officially decided that you're really brave. 10 points to Gryffindor!
Ag. That was way too long. Anyways, see yas! -blows a kiss to Al-
Wrath and Liberality
Envy: …Yeah, some people aren't too bad.
Wrath:3
Envy: First of all, why would she "cling to you like a leech" if she was scared of you? Secondly, who cares if she's hurt? Tell the stupid kid to stop bugging you!
BakaKonekoRKL: Envy…I don't think that's the kind of advice you should be giving.
Envy: Who cares!?
Havoc: Well…at least you like me better than the Colonel…
Envy: Of course you're not insane! You just have really good taste…
Ed: No, I think it's kind of creepy. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO "COMPROMISE" WITH THAT STUFF!?!?!
Winry: Thanks! No, actually, it's really comfortable for me, mostly because it can get so hot when working with automail in the shop, and it's also good because there's no sleeves or anything to get in the way, or anything that could get caught on something.
Al: Aw, thanks! Okey! (hugs and kisses on cheek)
Alfons: That's alright, I was going to die from tuberculosis soon anyway, so I figured, why not do something with some meaning before I die?
Noa: I hadn't thought so either…
Rose: I'm not really sure if there's and Earth equivalent to Ishbala…if anything, it's probably the characteristics of several religions combined.
Dante: Touching…right…well, thank you. Some traits are recessive traits, and therefore don't show up in the children.
Ed: …What the hell?
Okay, I actually have a serious question that I want to ask, for once. And I'd like everyone's opinions on this, except for Dante, because her advice would probably suck, and have something to do with me constructing the Stone, which will happen the same day that there's a blizzard in Hell.
Anyway, I'm currently going out with a guy that I've had a monstrous crush on since I was 16. I'm 19 right now. He's really awesome, and I like him a lot. Recently, he told me that he wants to marry me once we've graduated from college, and that he loves me. There's only one problem though; he doesn't believe in some of the same things that I do, and that's a bit of a problem with some of my family members. My family likes him though, so that's not a problem, it's just that... I've started questioning some of the stuff that's gone on between us, and where it will go. We've been dating for about five months, almost six, and I'm starting to wonder about what I should do. There is no way in HELL that I can mention this to my parents, because they will FREAK if they find out that my boyfriend wants to marry me eventually.
Now, on to my second question. And it also involves a boy. Geez, what is it with me and boy troubles? Boys didn't even start looking my way until I turned 18, and now I have all this junk hitting me at once!
Anyways, my ex-boyfriend started stalking me a few months ago when I started college, and when I finally snapped and told him to bugger off, it stopped for about a month or so. Now, he's started doing it again, and I'm about ready to pull a page out of Hawkeye's book and leave a nice outline of him in the wall with bullet holes. Maybe he'll get the hint if I do something like that. And he already knows that I have a boyfriend right now, so that obviously isn't deterring him. Asides from hiring a bodyguard, what should I do? Actually, that might not be such a bad idea.
Hey Greed, want a job?
Now, on to my less serious questions.
Envy:
1. (In response to my last review) Actually, I do know where your human remains are. They're sitting under my desk in my room in a cardboard box by my feet right now. You don't want to know what I had to go through to find them. I wonder what'll happen if I 'accidentally' introduce them to lighter fluid and a match.
2. (See Ookami Bakura's response) You know, people would leave you alone if you didn't blow up like that. It's just too much fun to insult you and watch you go ballistic.
Mustang:
1. (In response to my last review) Sorry, but there is just no way that I will ever willingly say that I'm going out with you. If I ever do, you'll want to check my temperature to make sure that I'm not sick, because the only way I'll ever say that is if I'm hallucinating. Sure, you're a good-looking guy, but the fact that you have an ego that makes the entire European/Asian sub-continent look small is a HUGE turnoff. That, and you being a one-eyed bastard just doesn't appeal to me. I'd sooner go out with Havoc or Al in a heartbeat, because they're both just plain sweet guys. I'd probably go out with Ed too, but the fact that I have a temper and so does he, might not turn out too well. We'd probably get into a fistfight within ten minutes of being in the same room. It'd still be fun though. (Walks up to Mustang and dumps a full bucket of water over his head.) Wet match. (Runs off)
Oh, and here's a warning to Mustang: a guy friend of mine says that he's going to jump you and steal your uniform. He also said that once he had done that, he was going to leave you stranded in the middle of Central in just your boxers. I'm telling you this because even though I don't like you, I don't think that anyone deserves that kind of humiliation.
Ed: If this still happens anyway, make sure that you get pictures. Finals are coming up and I need something to laugh at.
Well, that's it for now. See you all later!
Wandering Hitokiri
BakaKonekoRKL: Ano, I cut that one part out just so no one would be offended or anything…I was considering putting it in, but then the medicine wore off and I could think again…so thanks for your concern, and I think others may have similar feelings, but you understand why I had to cut it, ne?
Winry: Don't commit to anything just yet. If you've only been going out for half a year, there's still a good chance that, unfortunately, you two may break up. That would solve all the problems, though, and it is probably likely to happen. If you have the same dilemma a year or two after you graduate, then follow Ed's advice.
Ed: Why me…? Ok, well. First off, if you're already questioning the things going on between you, then that's a good sign that things aren't going to work out (A/N based on my own personal experiences). But if it seems like everything's still completely fine between you two a year or two after you graduate, well, you can do what you want to by then, right? If your parents try to get in the way then, just let them know that after years of dating him, you know what you're doing.
Al: But until then, you shouldn't really worry about it. Just don't let him take advantage of you, and don't make any decisions right now, unless you decide that you really don't like him anymore. As soon as you feel like that is the case, you should break up with him, or you will probably regret it.
Riza: …That may be illegal. I'm just saying. Instead, why don't you tell someone about it? A teacher or guidance councilor would be a good idea, or maybe you could even tell your current boyfriend about the situation and he can get this guy off of your back. Or you could try talking to him yourself…I just wouldn't do it in a dark alley; make sure people are around. And if he's really stalking you, tell the police about it.
Greed: …How much does it pay?
Envy: ……I guess I have no choice but to believe you (for now, anyway). I'll get them back, though! I wouldn't "blow up" if you people would just shut the hell up about me! If you look at it that way, it's like a never-ending circle, right? And I'm not gonna be the one to end it, either!
Roy: …You hate me that much, huh? Well, there's plenty of other fish in the sea- ARGH! Great, now I can't even dry myself off with my gloves. Thanks a lot. Don't worry, I'd never let something like that happen.
Ed: Heh, I'd have done it even if you hadn't asked me to.
Yaaaay! I did it! Lol. If anything seems off…well, that's because this bronchitis medicine makes me slightly crazy. But considering that, don't you feel loved knowing that I worked through my sickness just to bring this chapter to you all:D Well you should lol. Over the time period that I worked on this, I went through about a trillion different emotions- seriously, just look at my LJ lol. Actually, maybe you shouldn't lol. It jumps around everywhere…
Anywho, I'll probably be swarmed with homework again soon…I should get another chapter out during winter vacation (aka christmas vacation), but I don't know about before then…maybe. Well, enjoy:D