Sorry yet again that it took so long to update (Microsoft Word ate my face off, so I had a tad of an ordeal getting it to work again sweatdrop) Sorry, something kinda terrible happened to me though, so I've been dealing with life for a while…and as a result of all that, for those of you who were checking out my LiveJournal page, I won't be updating to edokunslover anymore, and xsayaotanashix is my new username there, so please check that out! (it's friends-only, though, for the same reason, so just let me know if it's you) I hope everyone had terrific holidays and that the new year is great to you (as long as it's better than my last few days of 2007, it should be awesome). Ah, but yes, good news: I finally got contacts:D Yay!!!!
I also have a DEVIANTART account; look for KibaInuzuka314 because that's me!!! Watch me, and I'll watch you lol.
Also…My mom is cosplaying as Trisha for AnimeNEXT 2008 (and yes, I'm sewing her costume. I CAN SEW NOW!! BEWARE!!):D It's in NJ…you guys should try to come! Let me know if you do :3 lol. That would be rad :D But I thought I'd start trying to force you to come ahead of time lol.
Hi!! Um...my doggy got his hair cut off and he looks like a rat!! XD
...I wanna get a death note, do you guys know where I could find one? I want one cuz Death Note is like my second favorite anime now but FMA is still number one! Oh and the other day I got a 58 on my math test, and I got a bunch of 70s on other tests, and then a week later or so I get this letter saying I got a high achievement award for the first marking period! Isn't that funny? So yeah...what's new with you peoples?
-HanaNoHaru
Al: Aww! Is he a small dog? What kind is he?
Ed: A magical little land that we like to call "e-bay" should sell Death Notes. If you can't find any there, try Amazon's website. And of course, if you go to anime conventions, they sell them there.
Al: You're not gonna use it to kill people, are you!?
Roy: …Feel free to kill the Fuhrer, so a new one will be chosen, and therefore I can become Fuhrer!
Ed: No! It should be used for something important, like killing the homunculi and stuff!
Roy: Me becoming Fuhrer is important! And the Fuhrer is a homunculus, anyway!
Ed: Well maybe if you weren't such a selfish bastard- Al: B-Brother…um…maybe you should calm down a bit…Hay-o!
What dose Gomenasai mean?
Okay I guess I should talk to some one else now...
Ed: you're taller than me, wahh! Not fair dude, I can't grow!
Al: people keep giving you kitties in my FMA penpals thing... They're cute but they don't make the distinction between their scratching post and my legs... stop them please!
Envy: Ember says she'll crochet the blankets if they keep annoying you about it...
That's about it...
TTFN!
(gives every one lots of cookies)
Marie Blaze
Alchemist and Author.
BakaKonekoRKL: (referring to non-edited review) Ok, that's what I thought. Just checking lol. And gomenasai means sorry…My sister is obsessed with a song by the same name --
Ed: I'm taller than someone! Ah ha ha! Ah…sorry…Well, it could be because of genes, the fact that you're a girl (no offense, but girls usually tend to be shorter than guys, on average), or your age (not that I know how old you are). As much as I hate to say it, you should probably drink milk…that should work…or you could take growth hormones, if it's that bad, but you'd have to see a doctor about that first.
Al: A-Alright! Sorry about that!
Envy: Ah ha…yes, thank you…that should keep them off my back for a while…
To Scar:
Not if I do it to you first!
FISHBALALAMALAMA!
To Horse-ass:
A JERKWAD! HAHAHA! I'd rather be a jerkwad than a bitch!
HisokaYukiko
Scar: As if you could. And would you quit saying that!?
Roy: …You need therapy…or…something…
HALLO!
Envy: No, it doesn't take much to please me. Now just stop and think of all the trouble you could have saved yourself by just giving me a blanket in the first place... And my excuse before it got cold was the heat!
Roy: Yes, yes, I'm so scared of your 'military'.
Okays, now I need some advice on two topics. First thing, I'm having a bit too much stress. And by, 'a bit too much' I mean I can feel my pulse in my brain. Ow. This of course is caused by school, and since I'm normally a very laid back person, I'm not coping well.
Second thing, remember the friend I often speak of? We became such good friends because I introduced her to anime and that's what got us to talk to each other, but now her parents have banned her from anime and manga and anyone who loves anime should know how horrific it would be if all of that was suddenly yanked out from under you. And she doesn't have internet, either. So I want to help her, but if her parents suspect I'm letting her watch anime or read manga at my house, they may ban her from seeing me. Such a thin line I am walking, yes?
Third thing, yet, I know I said only two, but I just remembered this. I've been having some pretty psychotic dreams lately. And by 'psychotic', I mean gory. Like dismemberment and blood gory. (If you want more specific details go to my Xanga, it's on my profile page.) And I haven't been watching anything gory lately so I don't know why, weird, yes? And people wonder why I'm an insomniac...
Neassa-chan
Envy: If you'd SAID that it didn't matter if it was from me or not, I would've given you a stupid blanket 60 chapters ago!!!
Roy: You should be.
Al: You could try doing yoga, or something like that which relieves stress. Also, dividing up your time between work and fun is important; don't slack off so much that you get no work done, but don't work so hard that work becomes all you do. Have other people help you study, and if you have a job, try to cut down your hours.
BakaKonekoRKL: kills self on question #2
Winry: You could always try talking to her parents. Adults commonly misunderstand anime; they see it as too gory, too pornographic, or just too stupid. If you could show them that not all anime is like that, perhaps they'd reconsider. I don't know what kinds of things they don't like; for example, if they're ok with cursing but blood and guts is completely out, so if you wanted to try that or wanted to talk with them, it would be up to you to figure out what to show them.
Ed: OR you could just not let them find out. If you lock yourselves in your room, put headphones in or keep the volume really low, and no one tells anyone, they won't find out. But don't do it if you think it's too risky. I mean, I could pull it off, but I wouldn't wanna see you get in trouble.
Winry: Suuuure you could pull it off. Just like how you get your automail pulled off every other day.
Ed: …You know what?
Al: A-As for your third question, it should go away soon. They should be gone by the time this is up.
BakaKonekoRKL: Hey! I had a lot of stuff going on!
Riza: If you have these dreams for a long time, it may be because of anything that's been happening in your life. You may want to research what exactly influences your dreams and how specifically they influence them.
Yah, I kinda forgot everything I was talking about before...
-bricked-
Anyway,
NO WORRY, HAVOC, I'VE FOUND SOMEONE NEW TO BE OBSESSED WITH!
BakakonekoRKL, remember when you pulled in Shikamaru? I hope you know this guy from Naruto well enough...
-magically pulls out a 16-year-old Jonin with long black hair out of magic-magic tralala land-
May I introduce all you FMA peeps to the one and awesome and mighty and great and awesome--bricked- fine, gosh... NEJI!
-glomps Neji-
I know, this is supposed to be about FMA...But I just wanted to let Havoc know that he wouldn't be having a mentally unstable girl on his back. :)
Anyway... yes, Dante, I can't believe it took you so long to figure that out.
And I know, Alfons, that's what makes her stupid (even though I'm agnostic, it's still stupid).
Anyway...
-glomps Neji again-
Shippuden Neji is so great...
BYE FMA PEEPS!
So Neji, what would you do if you got stuck in a closet with Tenten, eh...?
This is the one and only, crazy and slightly demented, Neji-obsessed
September Rhyme, signing out.
XD
BakaKonekoRKL: …Oh my…remind me to never do that. Ever. Again. head/deskHavoc: Which girl? You or the one you just pulled out of nowhere?
Dante: (evil glare) Don't make me do unspeakable things to you.
Neji: …(uses Byakugan-al powers to escape)
HI! Heh, it's ok Ed you won't get stabbed unless you really annoy me, I guess we're at peace for now. Envy…you're one to talk…I defended you and this is how you repay me? -gives a deadly cold glare in Envy's Direction.-
GreedSeiyaShika
Ed: Oh…ok…that's ok then…
Envy: Hey, what do you expect from me?
I've got some questions for Wrath and Envy.
1. Wrath, do you realize you're scamming off the Envy look? I mean, seriously, you're wearing the same thing, exactly .
2. How do you get around with Ed's mismatched arm and leg? It's gotta be hard.
3. You need to get over Ed. Seriously
For Envy
1. Do you ever rape people? I mean you kill people but ever tried to rape?
2. Are you GAY?
3. Why don't you just submit to desire and DO IT with Ed, I mean you already wear those tight skimpy clothes for him why not go farther?
ALEX
Wrath: Uh, so? I like them, HAVE A PROBLEM!? It's not really hard, since they're the right length and all. YOU NEED TO SHUT UP. SERIOUSLY.
Envy: …WHAT THE HELL!? You're sick…NO, I've never raped anyone! And I'm obviously not gay! And why would I want to do anything with that little pipsqueak other than kill him!?
More questions and comments from me. Al or anyone else- My best friend who I care about more then anything and I just got out of this huge fight, and I really want to spend time with just her, but things haven't been going my way. This thing at lunch made us sit apart all week, the only class I have her in she's always talking to this one girl, and on the bus she talks to someone else, too. It's really been starting to bug me, but I'm pretty clingy to her in the first place, what should I do? She's always really emotional and a lot of stuff can set her over the edge.
Ed- It snowed where I live! But we didn't get off school...You like snow?
Wrath- Here. hands you snowball Now, throw it at Envy, I promise it will piss him off.
Roy- Everyone calls you a pirate, but I was thinking, what if you were a GNOME! ...you still wouldn't be any better...
Moofy-fanAl: Maybe she's just trying to make new friends. Try to give her some more space, but if you want to hang out with her, why don't you see if she wants to go to the movies or mall or something one weekend or after school one day?
Ed: Yeah, snow is really nice.
Wrath: (stares at snowball) Why would I do that?
Roy: …A…gnome…? Yeah…What the hell?
Haha XD
Envy: It was both an insult and a compliment.
Ed: Hmm. That is a good point...oh fine. you win. Happy?
Al: Al, I'm sorry...I need to take the cat back...
Riza: Really? Can I try shooting something with it? -takes gun and shoots at something random-
Roy: -almost gets hit by bullet- whoopsie...-gives gun back to Riza- hehehe...sorry, Roy :D
Winry: Yeah. It is your job. And you do a great heck of it :)
-Fate94 :3
Envy: …Oh. Well then.
Ed: Haha…yes.
Al: Awww…okay, bye-bye kitty!
Riza: (sweatdrops)
Roy: Hey!! …Ok, never tough a gun again…
Winry: Aw, thanks!
dammit... my computer won't load chapter 67...BASTARD!
Okay, so who wants my little brother? He's a wannabe gangster and a momma's boy. Take him. Feed him to Gluttony. JUST GET HIM OUT OF MY FACE...-foams at mouth-
...My friend Boken is madly in love in Mustang. I think she might be on crack. Mustang's old, gay, and FUGLY.
And I hate the EdXRoy and EdXEnvy pairings; they make me sick. Edward, you are NOT gay. I wouldn't put it past Mustang or Envy, but yeah...
And I got grounded for six months. Ya know why? I got a B. No lie. Just because my parents are among the masses of morons that think I'm smart. And the newest issue? I'm an introvert. Anti-social. No like people I no know. But people think I'm all nice and friendly and stuff. WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. I tried black, and lots of it. That started rumors of me being emo (and the eraser thing kinda helped it along too...) and didn't help. AND these morons think that just because I have no interest in dating (MAN GERMS, ICK) and run away from guys screaming that I'm homosexual or something. And that sucks, because I'm not. And men me off. All three of the crackheads that asked me out tried being my friend first. I've learned not to trust them. Arrogant nuggets...
Envy. You seriously need ta go play in traffic. You're more of a GIRL than I am. And seeing as you're SUPPOSED to be male, that's depressing. Die. Or I shall KEEL you with my metal baseball bat. Do NOT screw with a southern chick, especially not one as demented as I am.
To Alphonse: My friend Leeta-san LOVES you. Be proud.
To Edward: You know, I could name a person that likes you quite a lot but you'd be so disturbed you'd probably attempt suicide. And that'd be bad. Yups...Oh, and you are not short. You're taller than me, senpai. I'm only thirteen, but still...If you seriously wanna know who likes you among the other few million, then ask me NICELY. But you're really not going to like it, senpai.
To Mustang: I hate you. You gay. You die.
To Izumi: You rawk. I'm serious.
To Scar: You gay. You die.
To Wrath: ...you remind me of my younger brother so much it's eerie. Both momma's boys. Both queers. Erm-hrm. Yup.
And so ends the novel-review of the hyprocrite atheist who is sadly NOT cool enough to be goth but wears so much back and listens to so much disturbing hard rock people thinks she is anyways and can also easily disguise herself as a boy AND wears boys clothing five sizes too large and has three siblings and uses the word 'and' too much and is obsessed with food that has no healthful benefit. –takes huge breath-
signed:
Envy-MUSTANG-AND-SCAR-MUST-DIE
A.K.A.
"that weird kid"
Ed: …Isn't downloading things like that illegal? Isn't it things like that that made Geneon go out of business?
Gluttony: Eat! Eat!
Roy: Please, if thousands of girls like me, then that obviously can't be true. And why would I be dating women if I was gay!?
Envy: …What the hell!?!? Ok, I think you have some issues that you need to work out, alright? Come back and talk to me when you're sane, or I won't think twice about killing you!
Al: Cool! I am! )
Ed: …Um, a lot of girls like me, so it's alright…but I'm not entirely sure I want to know now…And what's with calling me senpai? 0o
Roy: …Didn't we already go over this!?!?
Izumi: Thank you.
Scar: I'm not, and unless you want to feel the power of this arm, I suggest you shut up.
Wrath: WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU!?!?
This is my first time asking, so, be warned if I decide to annoy you...
Ed:
-You're my favorite character on the show and WAY better than Colonel Egomaniac (in my opinion)
-You should just let Al get a cat so people will leave you alone. Seriously, cats don't need much attention, since they're independent and can hunt.
-Why don't you like milk!? It tastes good! Just drink it and you'll grow (not saying you're short)
Al:
-You're SO cute! hugs
-You can get a cat that can hunt and care for itself. And it can fight back! I love cats, but my dad hates them and my brother's allergic:(
-It must be tough putting up with a hot-head like Ed...
Winry:
-I don't know why people hate you, you're cool.
-It's funny when you hit Ed. How many times have you whacked him with your wrench?
Roy:
-You should stop picking on Ed, you egotistical jerk!
-STOP STEALING HAVOC'S GIRLFRIENDS!! Why do you even care that he has a girlfriend!? Is it because you want to make his life hell?
-Do your paperwork or I will spray you with water and repeatedly poke you until you complete it :) starts to poke
Riza:
-Good job keeping the Colonel in line, keep it up
-I don't like guns, but you're a pretty good shooter. Where did you learn to shoot?
-Do you know any alchemy and if you did, what alchemy would you use (Roy and his flames, Armstrong and his freakish strength, etc.)?
Izumi:
-You are my idol! Sorry, you're just plain awesome
-Why are you so harsh on Ed and Al?
I will be back with more comments/questions
Glowworm6
Ed: I have the same opinion…But no, we're not getting a freaking cat, alright! If it got lost hunting, we'd have to go looking for it, and what if it gets killed? AND I'M NOT DRINKING THAT DISGUSTING OPAQUE LIQUID!!!
Al: w Thanks! Aw, that's sad…Maybe when you're older and you've moved out you can get a cat, though! Ha ha, yes, brother can be a bit of a pain sometimes…
Winry: Thanks! It's probably because I abuse Ed so much…But hey, he deserves it for breaking my masterpieces! And to answer your question…more times than I can count!
Roy: …Why? It's so amusing. I honestly don't care who Havoc dates; sometimes I don't even know that he's dating those girls. But it's their fault, too, for not refusing my offers for dates- and his, for not being able to hold on to a woman.
Havoc: Hey! Don't go blaming this on me! It's entirely your fault!!
Roy: …Anyway. I'm doing my paperwork now, alright? Happy?
Riza: Thanks. I've been shooting for years now; I can't say I learned at any one place; I picked up bits and pieces from several different places. I don't know Alchemy, but if I did…I think I'd like to use something with water, to cool off the Colonel.
Roy: Hey!
Izumi: Thank you. I'm so harsh on them because I don't want them to make the same mistakes as me; I don't want to see them hurt. Plus, it's a way that I show affection.
I followed Envy's advice and told her to bug off!
And she did!
HIGH FIVE! high fives everyone
Dante: Too bad William didn't look more like you. You look prettier than Hohenhiem, and I think William would've looked nicer. Have you ever thought about Hohenhiem, by the way? Like, missed him? I reckon he was an idiot to abandon you. Why did Gluttony eat you? You should've blown him up.
Envy: Yay! Your advice worked! I'll follow your's and the Homunculi's advice from now on! Why didn't you turn into your adorable form on the other side of the gate? I thought you were invincible.
Noa: You know that once a gypsy cursed someone? That person got mugged for over 10 bucks. I'm not labeling gypsy's as 'bad' but can you guys do that?!
Ed: Why did you decide to have a ponytail instead of a braid in the movie? You were really dark in the movie, by the way. Not depressed, but DEEP. And I think it was cool how your artificial arm did that gun thingie. You know, when Noa hides and then you fend them other dudes off?
Winry: Would you be sad if Ed fell in love with your counterpart? And if you had the chance, would you go on the other side of the gate?
Wrath: That was so sweet of what you did for Al! Sacrifice yourself, I mean.
Rose: Does Jesus exist in Amestris? And where did your son come from? I mean, how did he appear? Did those military bastards rape you?!
Roy: I don't think the military are bastards, just some of them. And which is higher, Brigadier General or General?
Hohenheim: I suppose if you really loved Trisha, you wouldn't have abandoned Dante...but seriously, what made you so convinced you loved Dante in the first place? Or didn't you? But it was pretty brave to leave her, I'll give you that.
Well, that's all for now. I think I'm getting addicted to this column...that's good, right?
Sincerely (only to Al, Winry, Riza and Envy though),
Wrath and Liberality
Everyone: (high fives) …Wait. Envy was right!? And he actually helped you!?
Envy: Hey, I have my moments!
Dante: Why, thank you. I don't think that men are supposed to look pretty (except maybe in Envy's case), but I understand what you're saying. I've thought about Hohenheim; I loved him, after all, and I wanted him to be mine. Gluttony simply got out of control, and before I could do anything…
Envy: Good idea! When I went through the Gate, I wanted something that could destroy the pipsqueak, and since Envy is sometimes portrayed as a snake…hence the dragon.
Noa: I personally can't do that, but I have heard of people (some who aren't Gypsies) who have been rumored to be able to "curse" people.
Ed: …Because? I don't know, it was just easier, I guess. And thanks…I think.
Winry: I wouldn't be upset, as long as he was happy. And I would go over to the other side if I could, definitely.
Wrath: Thanks!
Rose: None of the religions from your world exist in ours, so no. And um…yes, you're right on with your assumption.
Roy: I agree. As long as you don't count me in with the bastards (that would be people like the Fuhrer, Archer and Kimbley). Brigadier General is higher.
Hohenheim: Lots of people get in the same situation as Dante and I; it's why there are so many divorces, because people think they love each other, but eventually, fall even more in love with someone else and/or realize they didn't actually love the person in the first place, or that they weren't like how they thought they were.
BakaKonekoRKL: If you're still addicted after me making you wait for so long, then you deserve a bunch of chocolates (that I made) )
Hi. Back. Sup?
Anyway, moving along and stuff...I'm first again, because this is my laptop and I'm the freaking queen of nice because my siblings continue to use it and I don't punch them out.
ZILO'S WORDS
To Authoress: I am starting up a savings fund. I'd have to take a plane, and get a hotel room, and go alone (since no one else in my family is willing to come) but I think it would be worth it. Oh! And I saw the "Gay Bar" vid (FINALLY) and it was hilarious. You did a great job in it.
To Wrath: Tempting, but nah. My mom probably wouldn't like me sending a Homunculus to hunt him down, you know?
To Ed: You do so. And no, the El-ster doesn't. I told him about it and he was all "Really?" So he watched once and he said, "We don't have anything in common. For one, I'm way taller than him!" We all stared at him for a while at the audacity of his comment.
To Envy: ...I see. Hmm. I was considering writing a story about that. And I hope you enjoyed giving my crocheted blanket away. You should've laced it with, like, itching powder, so whoever you gave it to wouldn't ask ever again, and neither would anyone else. Well...itching powder or that stuff they use to kill roaches.
To Al: Hugs from Al! Awesome. (hugs back) Oh, and here. (hands back freshly polished head) Sorry about Shi. She's in her "take people's stuff" phase.
To Dante: If you had to pick between a really old woman and a really little girl, like seven or something, which would you pick?
SECONDLY, REVO'S...ER, ACTIONS
ED: You all confused? Welcome to the club!
ENVY: Chill out, man! Ain't no reason to be hatin'!
WINRY: Why? Who needs a girl doctor?
(Zilo and Shi take the opportunity to beat Revo up)
Ow...(wheeze) My bad, I recant that...
ARMSTRONG: I DO! NOW I'M ALL OPTIMISTIC AND STIZZ-UFF!
HOHENHEIM: It's the Ho-ster! Hohopapa! HodeHo! Hinghongdingdong! THE H TO THE O TO THE...HOWEVER YOU SPELL THE REST! (proceeds to beatbox)
THIRDLY, SHI'S DEADPANNING
Riza: Really? I didn't know that...I was pronouncing it wrong. People mispronounce my real name all the time.
Edward: Good. Please don't.
Roy: Not as insane as a miniskirt-loving womanizer.
Edward/Alphonse: Fine. I'm taking this. (takes Barry the Chopper's knife thing and Ed's pocketwatch)
Lust: I know. But you're not nice either. Who are you to lecture me when you have no moral standards of your own? Like, it's not nice to say mean things about your sister, but it's okay to kill somebody. I can't stand hypocrites.
Zilo: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! Lust, I apologize. My sister is on this Hiro Sohma debating kick SHI IS GOING TO LEAVE NOW)
Shi: Oh, fine. (sighs and walks off)
Zilo: And you aren't taking this. (takes back Barry's knife thing and Ed's watch) My gosh, how did I get the crazy siblings? Anyway, I suppose that's all. Peace out, and eat your vegetables. Oh, and Peg says thanks and keeps up the good work.
Zilo's Blue Pen (minus a member of the posse)
BakaKonekoRKL: You know who else are Queens? Saya and Diva are…(crying) I swear…that show…
Ed: …Last time I checked, this was the "FMA Advice Column".
BakaKonekoRKL: Right, right (sniff) I can handle this! Ahem, anywayz, that would be AMAZING if you could come to AnimeNEXT D I'll probably have an Artist's Alley table (see mah profile), and I'll probably be doing a bunch of Blood cosplays (wipes away tears) But um yeah. Have a DeviantArt account? My username is KibaInuzuka314 so yeah…Come find me D Thanks!
Wrath: Well, if you're sure.
Ed: You have my permission to punch his lights out.
Envy: Yes, it was…great. Right. I would have done that, but they probably would have come back after me with a vengeance, demanding more stuff from me as repayment for making them itch and stuff. At least this keeps them quiet.
Al: Yay! Thanks, and that's alright, since I got it back.
Dante: The little girl, because I'd be able to stay in her body longer since she'd have more time to live, and also because and old woman is more…delicate, I guess you could say; I wouldn't have to deal with the aches and pains that older people get.
Ed: …Ok?
Envy: Excuse me if I've said this before, but DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!
Winry: I think you got what you deserved from Zilo and Shi, but- (hits him with her wrench a few times) Think next time before you speak!
Armstrong: GOOD!! …I think…
Hohenheim: …Yes…?
Riza: That's probably because there are so many different ways to pronounce different letter combinations.
Roy: …No. Just…no.
Ed: WHAT THE- GIVE THAT BACK!!!
Al: Um, is it a good idea for her to have that knife…?
Lust: …What? I'll just ignore that.
Ed: My watch! Thanks.
Al: Whew…
Alfons and Ed: You know you both love each other so admit it. Also what comes to your mind when people pair you two together?
Erin
Alfons & Ed: NO WE DO NOT!!!
Ed: Something sick and twisted, that's what!
Alfons: It's just wrong!
Envy Why does everyone compare you to a palm tree?!? It makes no sense to me!
Ed You are short. Live with it. Though your rants are very entertaining. )
Armstrong Why do you take off your shirt at every possible time? People can see your muscles through them. (But we must wonder, if you spent all your time toning your muscles, when did you ever find time to research alchemy?)
And hello to everyone, while I'm at it.
AkRene
Envy: I know! No sense at all!
Ed: It's because your hair resembles that of a palm tree.
Envy: Shut up, ya puny little runt!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE NEEDS TO TAKE AN ELEVATOR TO CLIMB ONE STAIR!?!?
Armstrong: To get a better view of my muscles, of course! I was able to tone my muscles and study Alchemy simultaneously, because my Alchemy involves muscles!
Everyone: Hi!
Lei: YO! What's up, all? It's your girl, Lei Z, bringing the noise!
Sein: Will you stop?! Oh, and I'm B. Ond Sein.
Lei: We've got questions, and we won't leave without answers!
Sein: Yes we will. We have to wait for the update.
Lei: ...Oh...
Sein: Moving along...
Lei: Mine first! Me! Okay, this one's for Envy. You're really cool. Seriously. I liked you from day one (mostly because I thought your power was wicked awesome) and I'm the only one in my whole group who defends you when certain individuals say bad things about you!
Next one is for Al. You're so awesome! I think you're really sweet and stuff! Here's a kitty! (gives a kitty)
Okay, last one's for both Envy and Al. I have this serious problem. My twin brother is set in his mind that the both of you are girls. I have made him sit down and watch episodes where you're called dudes, but he won't listen!! How do I convince the dummy?
Sein: Okay, now I've got some questions/comments/whatever.
My best friend is completely obsessed with FMA. It drives me nuts. She really ruins the experience for me. (and she always calls me Noa, because she says I look like her. We don't even have the same hair color!) I want to tell her to bugger off, but I'd hate to be mean. How do I break it to her gently that she's a bloody lunatic?
Lei: One more thing. Edo, you're not short! The world is full of huge giant people! I know, because I am one. I'm 16 and 6'2''! You think you've got it bad? How about when people say you're so tall you can slap God a high-five? Or so tall birds run into you? Or so tall that planes can run into your face? Or so tall that you can sit on a basketball hoop? Or so tall you can--
Sein: Lei, you can stop. I think he gets it.
Lei: OR YOUR HAIR'S SO NAPPY MOSES CAN'T PART IT?!
Sein: Um, we're leaving now.
Lei Z. and B. Ond Sein
Envy: And it's good that you do! You may continue doing so.
Al: Aww, thank you! (pets cat)
Ed: …You're giving that back to them as soon as this set of questions ends.
Al: …Alright, fine.
Envy: You light his eyes on fire until he admits he was wrong.
BakaKonekoRKL: …Yeah, don't do that? I'd like to stick a disclaimer right here…
Al: Um, you could either ignore him (he could be doing it just to annoy you), or you could let him know how much it bothers you. Chances are, it's probably the first, so ignoring him would most likely be most effective.
Envy: You light her eyes on-
Ed: NO! Just let Al answer it again.
Al: M-me? Why me?
Ed: You got that cat, didn't you?
Al: Yeah, but only for the rest of this set of questions…alright. You could just calmly and nicely tell her that she's being kind of annoying; just give it to her gently. In a case like this, subtle things won't work, so you have to actually tell her. If you make it clear to her how unhappy it makes you, she should get the picture.
Ed: Thanks, but I wouldn't mind being that tall! And what's Moses got to do with anything?
BakaKonekoRKL: Moses…(sniff) He died so young…I'm gonna need a moment…
You have been warned, and I have appeared!!
(Jumps Mustang, strips him of his uniform, ties him up, and leaves him hanging from a light pole in front of Central Command)
Bye looser!
Asiden
Roy: Wh-What the HELL!?!?!?!?
Ed: (laughing) I-I need a p-picture of t-this!! Hey, Hughes! I need to borrow your camera!
Hughes: Alright, Ed. (gives him one of his cameras)
Ed: Muhahaha! (takes pictures of Roy)
Roy: When I get down from here! I swear, FullMetal! You're gonna be sorry!
Um, hello. I would've written sooner, but I'm dealing with the death of one of my closest friends right now...
Ed: How do you deal with people calling you short? My best friend is 5'9", but I'm a few inches shorter than you. She keeps calling me 'hobbit.' I'M NOT SHORT!
Al: I agree, cats are wonderful. I want one, but my dad's allergic. Oh, well. I honestly feel for you. People are always sticking you with your friends, when you can clearly see it's not like that at all. I hope that when you do find love, you can be happy with him or her. And when that time comes, tell them before it's too late and they're gone forever. I had to learn that the hard way.
Winry: Please stop hitting Ed with wrenches. You could injure him very badly, or even kill him. I know you wouldn't want that, because you're like his older sister. Please don't say that you're always careful, or that you don't hit him that hard, because accidents happen. I really wouldn't want to see that, not again, not to anyone else...
Colonel Mustang: Lay off Ed. Seriously. Because if he's short, so am I, and I'm not short. I know that's your way of showing affection, but could you try to soften it up a bit? It hurts more than you realize.
Lieutenant Hawkeye: We have the same name. How odd... I think it's really wonderful that you joined the military to protect Colonel Mustang. I know you have to be strict, but try to show a little more emotion. It'll mean a lot to the people in your life, and you'll feel better yourself. It's not good to keep your feelings bottled up inside all the time. Also, maybe you could try not to use your gun so much? It frightens people, and I'm sure Colonel Mustang doesn't appreciate having to pay to fix the bullet holes...
I guess I'm just trying to say be happy, don't take anything for granted, eat chocolate, and most of all, love. I think that's really what people don't do enough of, and I truly hope you'll be in the minority who do.
Sincerely,
Riza McKirdy
BakaKonekoRKL: I know what you mean. For me, the person didn't die, but they may as well have; it's basically the same thing. BUT it's not a good idea for me to talk about that so, from everyone here at the FMA Advice Column, we would like to give you some cookies (gives cookies) and wish you luck!
Ed: …I don't deal with it, really. I yell and scream at the people. AND YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT SHORT!!!
Al: Aww, well, maybe someday when you live in your own house you can get one! Oh, and thanks…I hope you're feeling better!
Winry: Um…alright…Don't worry, we'll be alright.
Roy: Aw, come on, he likes it!
Ed: I DO NOT!!
Riza: Hm, we do…Well, the only thing is that in the military, showing emotion isn't always a good thing. And I really don't use my gun as much as people make it seem like I do…I usually just threaten him with the gun; I rarely have to use it.
Gluttony: D CHOCOLATE?
(lightning strikes the ground creating a huge burned spot, I step out of this coughing) I SAID GENTLY! ...Oh! Hi FMA people! Oh how have I missed you so! -glomps-
Anyways, here's my thing, and this is a question for Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Riza, Fuery, Havoc, Breda, Falman, Armstrong, Envy, Lust, Wrath, Greed, Dante, Dorochet, Martel, and Hughes...
As you all know in this day and age people like to pick Theme songs for themselves out, and so on...-coughs- For example, my theme song is Teenagers, by MCR. (Also that's my Speech teams theme as well, yay!) So here's my point, if you had access to an MP3 player or iTunes, or an iPod, what would you consider your theme on it and why?
To Dante:
Ya know, I was watching the last few episodes and I was like, I know I hate you (Dante), but your life must really suck. I'd want to kill my lover too if he went off and married some much younger and prettier lady and had some kids...still...-coughs- You have a psychotic problem...meaning you're insane...XP
Love From,
Onna-san
P.S. (BakaKoneko) So how do you get to go to a cool convention thingy? (Keep in mind that poor Onna lives all the way up in MT, in a very small and secluded town...T.T)
All: What's an iPod…?
Warning: I'm probably getting some names/titles wrong. Yay me!!!
Ed: "Nothing I Won't Give" by Vic Mignogna. Why? I think you know.
Al: …Can I cheat too? "Brothers", also by Vic Mignogna.
Winry: Well unlike you, I'm not going to choose songs that were written for the show. Hmmm, maybe that song "Who Knew?" by Pink, because I used to spend so much time with Ed and Al, and I never saw what was ahead of us when I was little…
Envy: "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake. Need I say more?
Ed: …No.
Lust: "Fergie-licious", because…I'm Lust, obviously.
Roy: "Fuergo"…
Ed: Heh, isn't that by Josie and the Pussycats?
Roy: No! …It's by the Cheetah Chix.
Fuery: You mean the Cheetah Girls…Not that I would know!
Roy: …Right, well, I don't exactly like them, but this song is about fire, and being hot…you know, like me?
Ed: Riiiiight…
Greed: The one that goes, "Money, money, must be funny in a rick man's world". That's the only line I know, but I think it describes me pretty well, huh?
Hughes: Is there a song expressing how much love there is between a father and a daughter???
All: No.
Hughes: Then I don't have a song. Ooh, I should have Elysia sing one for me!
Dante: I'm not insane, alright!? I have perfect reasons for doing everything that I did.
BakaKonekoRKL: Try searching, like on Google, for conventions that take place near you. There's usually at least one in each state each year, and often more than that for larger states (even NJ has them twice a year!). Once you find the convention, if you can get there, you can either register online at the convention's website or usually when you get there. You can talk to people on their forums to learn more, too. And if you're staying overnight, a hotel room is a great idea, too; only so many people can fit on a couch in the lobby…
Hey, I'm back!
Ed-What do you think of me growing my hair long and putting it in a braid like yours? About calling you short earlier, I'm really sorry about that, what I meant to say was that I'm shorter than you. Again, I'm sorry.
Winry-I hope Ed doesn't get mad at me for this but, have you used the sit beads yet? Just wonderin'. Also, my girlfriend acts ALOT like you, she even hits me with things such as a wrench, frying pan and even a sledge hammer as well as a steel chair if I do something that her off. She even loves machinery as much as you do.
Roy-What do you think of these pairings that people put you in?
Ex:RoyxEd
RoyxEnvy
RoyxHughes
RoyxWinry
RoyxIzumi
RoyxHavoc
RoyxRose
That's all I can think of.
Riza-Do you enjoy your job and I felt your pain when Roy got shot and you thought he was dead.
Envy-I. HATE. YOU.
Sloth-Did you think of Wrath as a son? I'm just wondering.
Everyone-Who'd win in a fight, anything goes?
Roy Vs. Ed (my prediction: Ed)
Winry Vs. Rose (my prediction: Winry)
Izumi vs. Roy
Roy Vs. Havoc (in a grudge match over the girls)
Envy Vs. Wrath (prediction: Wrath)
Sloth Vs. Lust
Last question to anyone who wants to answer-If you had to switch bodies with someone for a week, who would it be and why?
wolfboy1021
Ed: Well, if you think it'd look good on you, go for it; you can always cut it if you don't like it. And that's alright, I understand.
Winry: Once or twice, but we made a deal that I can't use them in public, so…sorry ; Ooh, if I were you, I wouldn't make her so mad!! Still, I'd like to meet her.
Roy: They're disgusting, in one way or another. I mean, people the same gender as me, people way younger than me, and people who aren't even human! I guess being paired with Rose isn't so bad, but she's just not my type.
Riza: I do, and thank you for saying that.
Envy: I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.
Sloth: Almost. He was like a replacement son; I was taking care of him like he was my son, but I never actually believed or tried to believe that he was.
Roy & Ed: Didn't we have an entire episode on this?
Ed: I definitely would win, since no one would be there to stop us. I mean, I would've won last time, too!
Roy: Not unless I hesitate again, which I won't.
Winry & Rose: We're friends! We would never fight!
Rose: Though if for some reason we did, you're right, it would be Winry; she's tougher and…has wrenches.
Ed & Al: Izumi, for sure.
Military Officers: Havoc doesn't stand a chance against the Colonel!
Havoc: Hey!
Envy: Ha! I would; I have more experience.
Wrath: But I'm more powerful!
Envy: I could easily overpower you!
Homunculi: Sloth.
Envy: Lust's powers are impressive, but Sloth could stop her movements with her water.
Ed: Roy, so I could burn his paperwork and destroy his hopes of becoming Fuhrer.
Winry: Ed, so that I could experience my magnificent masterpieces for myself…
I…I did it? I did it!! Wow, alrighty, well, this chapter saw me go through many different things; like I said, it's because of these things that I couldn't update faster, and I'll be better on that in the future. However, I do have HSPAs coming up next week, a TaeKwonDo Tournament in March, SATs and AP testing in early May…And of course, regular homework and Artist's Alley projects. I'll work on this while I can, though, although I think this chapter should keep you busy for a while…
Oh, and just know that I stayed up until midnight two consecutive school nights to get this finished. So yes, you may shower me in cookies…or money, whichever you prefer. As for me, I've gotta get to bed now, so leave your reviews and I'll have another chapter in (hopefully) under a month!