Thank you all for continuing to support me, even though I was absolutely terrible on that last update! And this one! I'll tell you why it took so long, but you'll have to read this first! Haha. Cookies for everyone! Ok, so. This is chapter 69. HISAGI, ANYONE?? 3
Btw AnimeNEXT was awesome. View my photobucket or youtube for pictures and such.
Envy: Silly Envy, you didn't even know me 60 chapters ago. I'm hurt, really hurt. It would be thought you'd at least remember when I came into your life! ((sniff, sob)) NOW I WANT A BLANKET YOU MADE! RAWRS!
Al: Yoga... Haha, you're funny. Anyways it's better now except for that #)# English report I have due on Friday. I used to love the Pyramids, but they're so hard to do a report over!
Winry: This must never be repeated, but talking to her parents would just make things worse. Her mother talks and talks and talks and TALKS! She never even gives you a chance to tell your side of the story, she just tells you all the reasons why SHE thinks it's wrong! Trust me, I know, I witnessed it first-hand in an incident in which there was a grill, too much lighter fueled, I happened to be standing nearby, and she nearly lost her eyebrows.
Riza: I've only had three of those dreams (that I can remember), but trust me, three is enough.
Everyone: What is it about Math that makes it so flippin' difficult?! I'm supposed to be considered near genius and I can't even figure out Algebra! And worse, my mother is my Math teacher so it follows me home! WAH! ((collapses to the floor in a sobbing heap))
Neassa-chan
BakaKonekoRKL: (referring to entire comment) Thanks so much! I've been feeling a lot better now.
Envy: First of all, this stupid thing has been going on for over a year. How do you expect me to remember every single annoying fangirl who's bothered me!? You psychotic little…And secondly, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! I WILL NOT MAKE YOU A DAMN BLANKET!!
Al: Um, thanks. Well, write about what you find (or found) to be interesting about them.
Winry: Ah, I see. Well unfortunately, there are stubborn, close-minded people like that in the world. Unless your friend gets in a fight with her mom and wins, she's probably going to have to either sneak it or wait until college. Though I'm not sure what a grill has to do with all of this…
Ed: Why don't you just ask your mom to help you? A lot of math teachers tutor their own students after school, so why don't you just ask her to help you?
Why does Ed go off when he hears the word "short"? I've seen shorter people and he's 5ft; I'm only 6in taller.
Mushekey
Ed: IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT SHORT! I DON'T SEE WHERE PEOPLE GET OFF ON CALLING ME THAT, BECAUSE I'M NOT, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY ABOUT IT!!
Ed- Why do you always get steamed up when you are called something like a bean or a shrimp?
Scar- You're hot looking. Do you think killing all those people would of avenged all those Ishbalans? Then again…stupid question. I've got to know, do you think you could of actually used the arm of destruction to save lives then kill? blows a kiss towards Scar
How
can you use religion to justify murder? Murder is still murder and
despite the fact that you are religious, religion only hides lies
instead of revealing the truth. Still, I still admire you just
wanting to avenge your people for what happened at the Ishbal
Massacre
looks at Scar
Darn
it…you're too hot. runs up to Scar and kisses his cheek
before hiding behind Havoc
If your brother was still alive, what would you tell him? Would you have given your life for him?
Fuery- Why did you join the military? Were you blackmailed to join or something? glomps Fuery You are just too cute.
Roy- Whose side of the family did you get your looks from?
Havoc- What caused you to start smoking? Were you and Roy rivals or something?
Vato Falman- You're a walking dictionary. How do you store all that knowledge without blowing your brains out?
Riza Hawkeye- No questions for you but you got some great aim.
Wrath- You seriously have issues.
Envy- How many times have you been mistaken for a palm tree or a woman? Are you a male or a female? I always get confused. You sound like a girl and look like a guy. Don't you just dislike that?
To Military personnel- If you were not in the military, what would you be doing?
-Sonar
Ed: I AM NOT A BEAN OR A SHRIMP AND I JUST ANSWERED THAT QUESTION!!
Scar: …It's an arm of destruction. Do you really think I could have used it to save lives? You're being very controversial, you know. And of course I would have given my life for my brother! (reaches arm towards Sonar) Speaking of destruction…
Ed: …I think a restraining order would do…
Scar: True.
Fuery: Um, no, not really. I just wanted to do something to help my country. It's the same reason why many people join their military.
Roy: Both?
Havoc: Why would I start smoking if the Colonel and I were rivals? Especially if he doesn't? Really, a friend of mine got me into the habit.
Al: Say no to peer pressure!
Havoc: Uh, yeah. Basically.
Falman: Some people have a talent for sports and athletics, others for art; I just have immense knowledge.
Riza: Thank you.
Wrath: You're asking for a death wish…
Envy: …I'm not answering this crap. What I dislike is people like you. Come on, Wrath!
Wrath: Yeah!
Falman: I could see myself teaching, perhaps a college.
Breda: Construction work, or something like that.
Scheizka: A librarian…Oh, all those books…!
hands cookies to everyone
Here goes,
Ed- Suppose, its Roy's
b-day...so what would you get him as a gift?
Roy- Same goes for you...what would you get Ed for his birthday?
Winry- Where did you get that extraordinarily short black skirt from?
Envy- I wonder why so many people hate you...I don't...
Lust- Love your hair...although mine's like Edwards...
Hawkeye- Can you
lend me your gun please? I'd love to get rid of this
irritating
guy...
Umm...guess that's enough, hugs Roy and Ed and
whispers- You guys look great
together... --
Cheers!
blueray
Ed: A punch in the face.
Roy: A kick in the—
Ed: Hey! At least my "gift" didn't affect your ability to have children!
Roy: Yes, but it could scar my face, and what woman would want a husband with a face all scarred up?
Winry: The store? I've seen them in several clothing stores. Anyway, I've seen shorter.
Envy: That's good to hear.
Lust: Thank you.
Riza: I think that may be illegal…
Ed & Roy: (blushing) WE DO NOT!!
You're
back! (gives Authoress a big hug) Thank goodness. I thought you had
been hit by a train, or something else that would make it difficult
for you to update.
(Mom: Like a bus)
Yeah...like a bus. Anyway,
don't cry. I know how you feel. I lost the will to not cry when they
killed off Riku.
Anyway, let's get back to responding in a joyful
manner.
ZILO'S STUFF
To Authoress: I'm trying, but it's not looking good at the moment! If only I could get more money faster, and then drag someone along so I wouldn't be alone...
To Wrath: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. But thanks anyway.
To Ed: Awesome. (punches older brother's lights out) Man that felt good. It's payback for calling both me AND Ed short. Oh, and one more question, Ed. What if you somehow switched bodies with a girl you've never met, and then you guys became friends, switched back somehow, and she confessed to a crush on you? How would you react?
To Envy: Hm. Yeah, that would suck. These are for you. (hands over a stack of 20 crocheted blankets) In case this happens ever again, you'll be ready. (pats him on the back) The green and purple one's for you.
To Dante: Okay. Have you ever jumped into a man's body? Like, if you were running out of time and no girls were available, for instance?
REVO CANNOT REPLY BECAUSE HE IS IN A PILE ON THE FLOOR...STILL.
SHI IS ALSO MIA BECAUSE SHE GOT GROUNDED FOR KIDNAPPING THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT.
So I guess you're stuck with Zilo. Oh well. Let's see...
To Rose: Your hair is natural, right? Do people ask you if it isn't?
To Anybody: At my current job, my hours keep getting cut. I have bills to pay, so this is not good. My mom says I should get a new job, but the problem is I LOVE my job. Seriously. The people and the work and everything. What should I do?
Okay, now, my MOTHER would like to say something. We'll call her Mom.
MOM'S QUESTIONS
Edward: Hello! I only know who you are because of the life-size poster on my daughter's wall (Zilo: She means Shi, not me) Have you ever considered cutting your hair? Why or why not? And did you ever want another sibling? Why or why not?
Envy: Have you ever considered short hair? Why or why not? Have you ever considered wearing different clothing? I believed you were female for quite a long time. (Zilo: Envy, if you say anything mean to my mom, I'm taking back the blankets and using this frying pan on you!!)
Dante: For some reason, my children call me Dante when I'm angry. I think they're referring to you. Why did you want to live forever? Were you afraid of death, or some other reason?
...
All righty, that's all I've got for today. Don't smoke marijuana. Bye all!
Zilo's Blue Pen (plus Mom)
BakaKonekoRKL: I'm sorry…I have failed you again DX Anyway, e-mail me sometime. I'll reply quicker than with this –phail- MangaNEXT is coming up; Halloween through Nov. 2nd. But yes, e-mail can be found in my profile.
Ed: …Wow. You actually did it. I'm not sure if I should say thanks or be afraid…Anyway. First of all, I'd be freaked the hell out that I switched bodies with some random chick. But if I did somehow end up falling in love with her, I don't think I could ever out with her, because…I'd have been in her body. And that would just be weird…
Envy: YESSS! I AM PREPARED! Wait. Why would I want one for myself?
Dante: I always prepare a girl or two ahead of time, don't worry.
Al: Aww, kitties! (runs off to help Shi)
Rose: Sometimes. But yes, it is natural.
Winry: Talk to your boss. Tell him/her that you need your hours, and ask to not have them cut. If not, you could get another job that has different hours from this one and work them both. I'm not sure what kind of job you have, though, so I'm not quite sure how that will work out.
Ed: I just wanna let you know that you sort of sound like a teacher with the "Why or why not?"'s. Not that that's a bad thing. Anyway, I like to keep my hair long. I've thought about cutting it, but I sort of like it long, and anyway, who has time for that when you're on the road all the time? For your second question, I wouldn't exactly have complained about having another sibling, but Al was all I ever needed.
Al: Aww…Thanks, brother!
Envy: …(reading Zilo's threat) It's just…like…a disguise…I guess…And because I got used to it?
Ed: Wow. See how short his answers can be without all the threats?
Envy: Shut up, shorty.
Ed: I AM NOT A SHORT LITTLE MIDGET SO SMALL AND PUNY THAT-
Dante: That would make sense, yes. Well, don't many people wish to be immortal at some point or another? And once you start, it's addictive; you can't stop. You can continue doing everything you love, getting better bodies each time…
Havoc: Marijuana? (checks cigarettes' labels) Nope, I'm safe.
More questions and comments from me. Wrath- Here gives you a kitty There's no one to stop YOU from keeping one.
Al- I'd give you a kitty but Ed'll yell at me.
Pride- Would you consider yourself an evil robot dictator?
Envy- Is blood salty or sweet, I think it's salty but all my friends say sweet.
Moofy-fan
Wrath: …Why the hell would I want a cat? (throws off a cliff)
Al: NOO!! KITTY!! (jumps off after it to save it and can therefore not answer his question thing.)
Pride: …Why the hell would I?
Envy: It's more…bitter.
'ALLOWS!
Well,
that was a crappy hello.
To Havoc:
-whacks him with a
sledge hammer-
NEJI IS NOT A -beep-ING GIRL, IDIOT! D:
To
Dante:
I refuse to talk to you anymore, 'cuz you don't exist. You
were made up for the anime only, and the anime is nothing compared to
the manga. Father could definitely beat you up.
September Rhyme
Havoc: Owww!! That hurt, you know! Jeeze, sorry!
Dante: If I don't exist, then how am I talking to you? Anyway, I'd like to see him try.
Thanks for the cookies. They were delicious.
Ed: So do I. My friends have nicknamed them my 'Ed spazzes.' And thanks for sticking up for me!
Al: I am doing a little better, but I'm still not completely over it. I'll probably never be, but I'm okay with that. The pain is just a reminder of how much I loved him. He actually looked quite a bit like you. You remind me a lot of him... I wonder if that's why you're my favorite...?
Colonel Mustang: Honestly, you don't have to stop entirely, just tone it down a bit.
Lieutenant Hawkeye: I can understand that, so maybe just smile a little more often, ne?
Lieutenant Colonel Hughes: Actually, there is a song about a father and daughter's love. It's called 'I Just Love You,' by Five For Fighting. It's a good song, you should listen to it.
Sincerely,
Riza McKirdy
Ed: Uh…Really? Well, no problem, then!
Al: Don't worry things will get better, I promise! And thank you.
Riza: (smiles) Alright, I'll try, then.
Hughes: Ohh, really? I think I'm going to have to go listen to it with Elysia, then!
Hey ya!
Lolz, anyways all I can say is, I don't hate any FMA characters (well, only some) but I don't hate that much.
Ed: I wish I had a brother like you. Determined, strong and brave, but you're too short, but hey that's cool too.
Al: You're so cute! I wish I had a brother like you too! If you were my brother, I'd want to buy a kitten for you right away!! Don't listen to what mean old Edward says. Just go live on your own and buy yourself a cat!
Havoc: I would date you, Havoc. I somehow feel bad for you and your woman curse thing! But, if I were a few years older, then I would go out with you! But, I'm too young! Sorry :(
Roy...Hmm, you're okay, but you would've been better then okay if you aren't such a jerk to Ed! But, I guess you're cool.
Winry: You rock! I just want you, Al, and Ed to be my siblings! But, yet that can't happen! Anyways you're awesome! Stay like that!
I'll be back, that is if I can think of anything to say lolz
Laterz!
ichigo-no-danna
Ed: …Ok, so that first sentence didn't make much sense. And really, should you be insulting someone who you'd like to be your brother!?
Al: Aww, thank you! But as much as I love them, I'd never be able to leave brother just to have cats.
Havoc: I-I can wait!
Roy: Ehh, who cares about him? But you're right; I am cool.
Winry: Thank you! Don't worry, I'm sure there are people who care about you, and that's all you need.
Lei:
Yay! The fic's back!
Sein: Thank goodness. We were beginning to
wonder!
Lei: Now we can get answers, ask questions, wait for more
answers, and rap!
Sein: ...You can do the rapping.
Lei: I'm
with it! Now, let's see here. First off, Envy! Definitely. You're
number one in my book (thumbs up) Second, Al! Aw, too bad. But you
can visit the kitty anytime you want!
Sein: Tell them about the
advice thing.
Lei: Yes, well, I took Envy's advice, but it turns
out you can only light eyes on fire about two times before they
disintegrate!
Sein:...Shut up and tell them what really
happened.
Lei: You can't blame me for having fun! Anyway, so I
tried talking it out with him. He said he was sorry 'cause he didn't
know how much it upset me, then he called me a softie, and I punched
him in the stomach.
Sein: And now he has a bruise.
Lei:
(proudly) Now he has a bruise!!
Sein: Yes, well...so I took Al's
advice and told her that she was bugging me, ruining the experience,
winding me up, making me think homicidal thoughts towards her, etc.
etc. She told me it was my fault because I introduced her.
Lei: So
we lit her eyes on fire and--
Sein: We did not! I just asked her
to tone it down, and she said okay, so we'll see how that goes!
Lei:
HEY ED! My mom is 4'10, does that make you feel better?
Sein:
Winry,
I think you are one of the best characters, not only because you're
so likeable, but because of your skills with automail. If you could
put any kind of features into Ed's automail, what would you try?
Lei:
Hey Envy, who started this whole palm-tree thing? And why? I don't
get it.
Sein: This is for all of the Homunculi.
If you had to spend the rest of your existence only being able to
talk to one character, (excluding your Homunculi family) who would
you pick and why?
Lei: Are we done?
Sein: I think so.
Lei:
Wicked! (gives everyone a slice of apple
pie)
We're leaving! Peace out!
Sein: Bye all!
Lei Z. and B. Ond Sein
BakaKonekoRKL: Rawr. And I made you wait again –headdesk-
Envy: I can usually get it to go three or four times…
Al: Er…Well, you didn't have to go that far…But I am glad that things should be working by now…
Ed: …Er…Sort of…
Winry: Thanks! Hmm, any kind? Well, he already uses Alchemy on it (glares at Ed) so I'd like to put in features so he wouldn't have to, such as knives, maybe a gun, or a mini-cannon…
Ed: …And thank goodness you can't.
Envy: Who the hell knows?
Ed: It's because your hair looks like palm tree leaves.
Envy: SHUT UP! IT DOES NOT! Just for that, I'd pick Ed, so I could keep insulting him.
Lust: Scar. I'm sure we could think of something to talk about, considering the woman I was supposed to be knew him.
Gluttony: …Lust!
Lust: Um, no. They said excluding the rest of the Homunculi.
Gluttony: …Lust!
All: …….
Hughes: Mmm, good apple pie, but not as good as my Gracia's!
BakaKonekoRKL: By the way. Your names. I can't figure out the second one DX I know "Lei Z." is "Lazy", and then we've got "B. Ond" which is "Beyond", but…Sein? Maybe I'm pronouncing it wrong, but every time you write in a letter, it drives me freaking crazy DX
So...HOW
HAS everyone been? It's been a while and the world hasn't been
destroyed yet. -smirks- OH EDWARD!! What would you do if one of
my friends randomly huggled you? She's LIKE, OBESESSED with you…she
nearly bit my hand off for finding an Edward plushie…that I
wouldn't let her see. Pfft…she's worse then me…Oh, hi Greed!
Ok, I'm done byez!
GreedSeiyaShika
Ed: I could deal with it for a few seconds, but any more than that and I'd probably loose my cool and shove her off.
Greed: Uh…hi?
I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY.
I often find myself happy or sad for no real reason, and I get struck by crazy urges to dump glasses of water on peoples' heads or things like that. I often find myself thinking about how pointless and futile life is. I don't know if there's something seriously wrong or if I just need to get a clue. HELP!
Thank you.
MarshmallowPandora
Ed: …Dump glasses of water on peoples' heads? Alright, I'm not sure how normal that is, but a lot of people sometimes go through phases like that, and they're completely normal. If you find yourself becoming exceedingly happy for no reason, and then suddenly extremely depressed, you may be bi-polar. You may want to check out the symptoms for that, and talk to your parents if it seems like you have all or most of the symptoms. Other than that, it might just be a phase you'll get over shortly.
I need advise BAD!
Ok, so I went on vacation to my friend's house (he lives in Florida) with my family and I haven't really talked to him for months. Everything was good; no really bitchy comments from his sis, nothing. Till the last day we were there!
Ok,
so we went to dinner and my mom told us to relax (we were pissed off
that we were waiting so long) then my friend's sis calls my mom a
bitch then an argument starts and we person by person leave the
restaurant. On our way to the car this drunk guy stops on the
sidewalk
and my dad calls him an asshole. The guy punches my mom, then I yell
and curse the guy out, then he punches my dad! My dad fell to the
ground unconscious and he was bleeding a lot so I was panicking and
crying. The guy ran off when my dad hit the ground but we caught him.
My
friend's
family
came over (they were walking ahead) to us my friend started crying,
his sister was being a bitch, his mom was blaming my dad, and his dad
was just shocked. Now I am worried that this ruined some friendships
so I am freaking out. What can I do?
songo714
Al: Adults can be so childish sometimes…First off, try talking to your friend and see how he feels about everything. Talk to your parents, and get him to talk to his to see how they feel. If either family is still upset over it, try to persuade them to talk to each other. If they can do that without killing each other, you should be fine.
Ed: Feel free to call them childish and tell them even kids can make up. And the next time his sister bugs you, just tell her off.
Hi!
I have currently been trying to get my friends to watch FMA
and read the
manga, but they refuse to becuase it is Anime. Do you
have any ideas of how I
could get them to watch/read or make them
see how truly amazing it is? Thanks
so much.
All my
kidneys,
AndiePants
Envy: Tie them down and duck tape their eyes open.
All: ……
Winry: Ok, try this. The next time some of them come over, ask them why they won't watch it. If they say, "It's stupid; it's anime", etc. then just list all the things you know they'll like about it. If they persist, just ask them to, as your friends, watch two or three episodes. If they show any interest, it should be easy to convince them to watch more. But make sure you watch it with them, so you can explain things and also make it more fun! Also, anime first; it's probably easier to get into. If they like it, then try the manga.
Thanks for the advice everyone on how to deal with my ex. I told him to bugger off, especially since he insulted my current boyfriend, who was a friend of his. He's left me alone since the last time I wrote, so that's good.
And for my less serious stuff:
Greed:
1. (In response to my last question) All the red stones you can
eat. Ironically, they were all stolen from Dante's private stash.
(Grins cheekily). Yeah, she's probably gonna be really mad at me when
she finds out. But she'll have to catch me first to do anything about
it.
2. I saw a guy dressed up as you when I went to a comicon with some of my friends. He pulled the look off pretty well.
3. You're my favorite Homunculus. I think the reason I think you're cool is the fact that you're not trying to kill a bunch of people just because, unlike a certain psychotic palm tree that we all know. Anyways, keep up to good work, and stay cool!
Hawkeye:
1. I
went dressed up as you for the Comicon, but I didn't have a gun. My
older brother wouldn't let me borrow one of his fake ones for a prop.
(Cries) However, for some strange reason I had a lot of guys run up
and hug me randomly. It was weird.
2. You are one of the coolest female characters in FMA!
Envy:
1. Have you tried
anger management?
Everybody:
I have a FMA story up and written, and I was curious to see what you guys thought of it. Could you please read it and tell me what you think about it and tell me if I kept all of you in character? I'd really appreciate it.
(Hands out brownies to everyone except Dante) Thanks!
Wandering Hitokiri
Ed: If he still hasn't bothered you, after all these months, then you should be good.
Greed: Well, considering she's left the room (not that you can tell) since none of these questions pertained to her, it's a shame she doesn't know. (eats some stones) Oh really? I think I'll be the judge of that…But thanks, kid.
Envy: That better not have been a reference to me…
Riza: Still, that's very flattering. Maybe you could make your own "gun", out of paper mache or cardboard or something. Oh, and thanks.
Envy: Have you tried shutting up? Oh, and the authoress is a lazy bitch so I don't know if we can….
BakaKonekoRKL: …I have the power to kill you, you know.
Envy: Do your worst.
BakaKonekoRKL: …If you still want everyone to, give me the name of the story. I'll get a bunch of them to reply on the first chapter.
Ed: And what if we don't want to?
BakaKonekoRKL: I've acquired a taste for shrimp lately…
Ed: …You trying to say something?
Hi everyone! It's been awhile! Hope you guys (including the author) had a nice Easter. Oh, Happy Belated Easter! (even tho, you FMA people don't have it in Amestris...) (gives chocolate and sweet things)
Anyway... I don't remember when, like weeks ago, I started reading the FMA manga...haven't gotten too far though...hehe
Random question here... and mou hitori no watashi, Yami Ookami is gonna say it!
Yami Ookami- to the FMA girls, have you heard of Furuba/Fruits Basket? If you have, then who is the hottest and most awesome guy from the series/manga?
Also, speaking of Furuba, to the whole FMA cast, if you were cursed with the spirit of the animals of the Chinese Zodiac, then what animal would you turn into?
Ookami Bakura and Yami Ookami- See you next time!
Wrath: Mmm, sweet things! I don't know what Easter is, but I like it! (runs off to eat)
BakaKonekoRKL: Thanks :D I hope you've had a happy…every holiday since then XD
Winry: I like Kyo. He sort of reminds me of Ed…
Ed: I don't even want to know.
Scheizka: I like Shigure…he's a writer! Oh, but I guess that's all I like about him…But I like dogs, too!
Riza: I like Hatori, myself.
Winry: Why, because he's so much like Roy?
Riza: …
Scheizka: They're both pretty…well, emo, serious (most of the time), and both have injured eyes!
Winry: Not to mention Roy's the Flame Alchemist and, though Hatori's really a seahorse, dragons often breathe fire…
Riza: Ok, enough! Back to work!
Schiezka: Yes, ma'am!
Winry: …I'm…not in the military.
Ed: What are all the animals again? Rat, ox, tiger, snake, elephant, moose…
Winry: …Don't ask him. But that includes the cat, right?
Al: Oh! I'd want to be a cat!
Roy: The dragon can breathe fire, you say…?
Winry: I'd be the dog. They're so cute! And I'm sure Den would be happy.
-strolls in whistling a giddy little tune-
Well, well, well! If I haven't stumbled upon the famous Edward and Alphonse Elric, then I dunno what I've done! 8D -shakes both of your hands rapidly- Nice to meet ya both! Call me Crystal! You as well, Winry! Nice to meet you too! -shakes Winry's hand also-
Onto the questions, I presume!
For Ed:
Heya! Ed, don't feel bad. You're taller
than me even with out your boots or little hair antenna thing, and
I'm through growing! D: My doctor's only like barely... 5 feet tall,
and he's taller than me! D: He was stunned to let me know that I was
through growing. Oh, how the depression was indeed stressful,
but I overcame it! So, don't feel bad, Ed! You'll always be tall to
me! Oh, and here's a brownie! I understand you love food, so I
thought I should bring some treats!
Everyone can have some! 8D
For
Alphonse:
What's up, dude!? So, I understand you like cats. Same
here; sorry you can't have any though! I would offer you one seeing
as how we have a ton of little strays, but I guess under your
circumstances, well... whispers to Al: Just keep bugging Ed; he'll
break down one day.
For Winry:
Hiya, Winry! You remind me so
much of someone! My sister, actually!! She's like you, sweet, caring,
and a fun loving person! The only difference is that she can't make
wonderfully made automail like you can! You have an amazing skill at
that; keep it up! (:
For Roy:
It's the pyromaniac! Haha; just
kidding, sir! Can I borrow your gloves sometime? I really want to
start a fire and make some s'mores, but I don't have anything to
start a fire with! -rubs sticks together, failing miserably at the
attempt of starting a fire- ... Fiddle sticks.
To Havoc:
Top of
the evenin' to ya, fella!? Havoc, I just have one thing to say to
you... Stop smoking. It ruins your lungs. I bet you'd attract SO many
MORE women if you'd take that cigarette out of your mouth! Gracious
days...
To Envy:
OMG! You frighten me. Your hair especially. It
reminds me of a frazzled Chihuahua that just got run over by a car
twice! Ever thought about washing your hair, Envy? -snickers-
To
Riza:
Hola, Miss Riza! How in the WORLD do you deal with Roy on a
daily basis?! Is he flirting with you constantly or something?! D
He needs to show women some respect! -shakes fist at Roy- You're to
be commended, though, ma'am. Dealing with Mustang, working a full
time job, taking care of a cute little doggy! You're a hard working
officer and you deserve a promotion! (:
Well, I guess that's
all I have to say to ya'll! Until then, I bid you all
adieu!
-disappears in a flash of light-
AlmightySquirrelQueen
Ed, Al & Winry: H-H-Hi…! (are being jostled around from rapid handshaking)
Ed: Well, that makes me feel better, but it kinda sucks for you! Mmm…Did you bake those yourself?
Al: Hi! Aww…Well, maybe you can take care of them for me, and some day I can get some!
Winry: Aw, thank you! Give her a hug for me!
Roy: I think you're the only reviewer who's ever called me "sir". How about instead of lending you my gloves (you never know when a psychotic Alchemist killer is going to come by), how about I give you some advise?: Use a match.
Havoc: I-I know…
Envy: You know what!? I do wash my hair! It's clean! That's just the style! Oh, why am I even bothering talking to you?
Riza: Patience, diligence…and Advil. He'll flirt sometimes when no one else is around, but I try to ignore him. But thank you. And don't worry; Black Hayate is a lot easier than the Colonel…
Envy; You're still the my fave and the hottest character on the show, so I have only one question...Why can't you be real? Oh well I'll just have to live with watching the show over again.pops disk into computer
Ed; When did you learn how to braid your hair like that? I've tried a million times and still can't get it right...
Al; If I told you I have a friend who fell in love with you when you were still in the armor would you be freaked out? Cause that would make her sad...She cried whenever you got hurt. And she wants to give you lots of hugs! :D
Roy; You're cool in my opinion but my friend is a Roy-Hater, she enjoys stabbing pictures of your face. I'm sorry about her but I'm still a fan!
Havoc; Um...since you asked last time, I'm 14 but I'll be 15 really soon...so no I don't think I'm your age...sorry if I disappointed you.
Hughes; I just want to say that you are the nicest guy around. You talk about your family all the time, bragging about how lucky you are to have them and I'm sure they feel the same to you. You are the most excellent role-model around. Thank you Hughes, you're an inspiration to me and my friends.
Wrath; Can I hug you? I swear it'd be fast and painless...pleaassee? Puppy dog eyes
Scar; Can I shake hands with you? I swear I'm not and never will be a State Alchemist or one of those annoying people who try to bug you, because I personally thik you're one of the better characters on the show. Hold out hand hopefully
Dante; I LAUGHED WHEN YOU DIED! HA!!
Riza; You're my fave female character and I think you're awesome! And the last name Hawkeye is freaking sweet!!
Envy (again); What do you think of Vampires? And what's your fave color? If it's green that's my fave too!
And of course...Showers BakaKonekoRLK in various gifts of cookies, money and chocolate.
And with that...goodbye guys! I love you all...but Envy's better!! Love Ya Envy, Stay mean!
Zexy's Girl (Beth)
Envy: Uhh…thanks…and…because it's impossible?
Ed: I've been doing it for several years…Once you get the hang of it, it's really simple.
Al: Oh, not at all! I think that's really cool! Tell your friend thanks, and give her a hug for me!
Roy: …That's…disturbing…
Havoc: Not again!! D:
Hughes: Aww, thanks so much! Hey, speaking of my family, did I tell you what my adorable daughter did the other day?
All: YES.
Hughes: Really? Oh, but I'm sure you'd love to hear all about it again, right? :D
Envy: (ties up and gags Hughes) Anyway.
Wrath: …Alright, fine.
Scar: (shakes hands) Thank you, but…is it really such a good idea to shake hands with someone who's arm could blow you to smithereens? Just saying…
Dante: And I'll laugh when you die.
Riza: Thank you very much.
Envy: Vampires? …Ok, if this is a reference to that freaking Twilight book, you are DEAD. Eh, green is ok, so is black. I don't really have "favorite colors".
BakaKonekoRKL: OMG YAY :D Chocolate to make fudge, money for anime…I mean…college…and cookies for OM NOM NOMing :D
Oh
god, I couldn't stop laughing at all! Now my sister's looking at me
weird.
Please
continue!
Well, here's a question for Ed:
Which do you prefer: P Without Plot (PWP) or fluff?
-narudude2
BakaKonekoRKL: Glad you like! XD I'm trying to get to 100 chapters…orz
Ed: …Fluff that leads to slight PWP, minus the WP. Hey, I'm a guy.
Ok, so. The reason why it took me so long to update. It's a funny story, really XD I actually have been getting scared that I can't get into character. But you know what? I got writer's block for my OHSHC story "White Houses" (rawr read it!!), so sucked it up and came here…and you know, once I start, I can't stop! Lol. It's just the actual starting…
So, to apologize, here are some Anime Life Lessons: FMA Style!!
-Do
not look down on shrimps if you are not ready to suffer the
consequences-
-If something is forbidden, DON'T do it-
-Don't
depend on God for everything-
-Don't let your pride get the better
of you-
-Pick on someone your own size!-
-Naked children on
random islands are best left there-
-Armor suits make great
storage areas-
-Make sure the leader of your nation is a
human-
-Never
trust people with funky tattoos-
-If you hide inside a suit of
armor and attach red lights at the eyeholes and go around saying you
are a soul attached to a suit of armor, people WILL believe you-
-If
you lose your arm, leg, or any other body part, then get a
automail!-
-Bringing back the dead is impossible-
-It is
scarier dealing with living people than the dead-
-Never perform a
transmutation without something worth of sacrifice-
-Do not use
the Philosopher's Stone for trying to cheat out Alchemy's Law of
Equivalent Exchange-
-The world is not perfect, but its lack of
perfection is what makes it "so damn beautiful"-