You should thank me. I did this in less than 6 months this time lol. This is dedicated to everyone who's started school recently; I feel for you, guys. I'm going into my senior year of high school, but we start Sept. 15th due to construction. HAHAHA.
All: Thanks for answering!
Author:
I hope this fic doesn't get deleted...TTTT
Ed and Roy (and Greed)- I can kinna imagine you guys riding motorcycles...or maybe not...what'd you think? XD ;; (thinking of YuGi-Oh 5d's hehe)
Ed- What if you had a evil dark half?
FMA cast (besides Ed) : What if Ed had a evil dark half? Any thoughts on that?
Think that's all...
Ja ne!
Ookami Bakura
All: Welcome!
BakaKonekoRKL: D: I'd probably cry. And sue FFN. Er…I can do this, yes? XD
Ed: Don't worry, there's probably fanart of that.
Roy: And fanart of me and Ed on a motorcycle…together…
Ed: (cringes) Why did you have to say that…?
Greed: Hm, maybe I should get one of those things…Ed: Er…Um…I guess, then…I'd be evil? I dunno, isn't that called skitzophrenia?
Al & Winry: He does. It's called Hungry Ed.
Roy: Then I'd have an excuse to pummel him, of course.
ScarWith that arm of destruction, you could of used it to kill criminals that were harming innocent lives.
Havoc
kisses
Havoc on the cheek Aw...you're such a sweetheart Havoc. I would
really want to know you.
Scar: …You do realized the Ishbalans that the Military killed were all innocent people?
Havoc: Aww…thanks!
Hikami: To Roy and
Scar, your views on religion and its controversy?
-Hikami looks
around as Akira looks at Fuery's glasses.-
Akira: Hey Kain. I got
a question for you. Most humiliating thing you've ever
done?
Hikami: Hey Havoc, I heard you got a fan girl by the name of
Velvet Sin. She told me that she was going to come and find you.
Anyways, any advice for dealing with backstabbers?
Roy: I don't really believe in any gods. How can I believe in something of whose existence I have no proof?
Scar: People should just believe in whatever they want, worship whatever they want; it's not for anyone else to say. Anyway, no one ever knows what the truth is until the day they pass on, so it's no use arguing over it now.
Fuery: Um…Well, I do tend to trip sometimes…I guess once when I tripped carrying some coffee, and got my uniform covered in it, and there was nothing else to change into, so I had to go around in a very dirty uniform all day…it was all over me, from head to toe, and everyone I walked by kind of stared at me.
Havoc: Er…Are those two things related? Well, you could ignore them and not talk to them, or you could talk to them about the incident. Maybe they did…whatever, without realizing it.
Fuery: Hey! This whole letter was to people in the Military!
Roy: Except Scar.
Fuery: Oh, yeah…except him.
Havoc: But he kills people in the Military, so it's still keeping the Military theme…
Dorochet
Final
thoughts as you died?
Most annoying
thing
about being half dog?
Ever peed on someone by accident?
Lust
Ever
considered wearing a red dress?
Favorite color?
Why did you
want to become human so badly?
Do you think Scar is attractive?
Dorochet: Um… "Oh, shit, I'm dying! Hope Greed will remember me…" Something like that. Um, the urge to chase things. And no, I've never done that.
Lust: Not really, because to answer your second question at the same time, I really love the color of this dress. I wanted to become a human, because Homunculi are like humans, except we can't feel and we can't die (as easily). As odd as it sounds, that's what I wanted. Honestly…Yes, a little.
Scar
I
didn't mean to offend you. Please forgive me. I don't hate you. I
only hate the fact that you died. Still, killing is a sin either way.
I mean it's obvious your brother loved you. As for that arm of
destruction, I mean if you find something worth protecting, you
should use it to save the lives of innocents and take out criminals
and those that placed harm on your people. Did you ever regret hating
him for so long? Did you ever discover the truth of what happened to
your people and the
Ishbal war? What do you think of Ed and Al?
Does it make you miss your brother? Was it hard to know that you had
all those souls in your arm? Before the destruction of Lior, I'm
curious how you found Rose and how you convinced her to be there as a
religious figure? I want to make it clear that I do have respect for
you Scar. Just please don't kill me. I know that some of the things I
said did upset you but I did expect that. I apologize for that Scar.
Did your journey ever feel lonely at one point?
Fuery
Has
anyone ever been pranked while at the base? Biggest misconception
about you? Have you ever got mad at anyone in your life? How many
pets have you saved from being strays besides Black Hayate? Is there
any nicknames that people give you?
Havoc
You get a
compliment from me. I do think you are good looking next to Kain
Fuery. Do you dislike Roy at times for stealing your girlfriends?
Funniest pickup
line
you ever used on a girl?
Scar: …It's alright. Yes, I've regretted hating my brother, but I never quite discovered the truth. The Elric brothers remind me of my brother and myself…or maybe, how we should have been. Holding these souls in my arm has caused me a lot of grief, and I've never gotten over it. I found Rose when I was passing through Lior. I saw what was going on there, and I felt bad for her; I knew it was going to turn into another Ishbal, so I did whatever I could to prevent that from happening. Finally, yes, my journey has always been a lonely one…
Fuery: Oh, sure, people get pranked all the time! People get their lunch stolen, and I've heard that people walk into the bathrooms and all the stalls are locked, but no one's in them…Just things like that. I guess the biggest misconception about me is that I only love dogs, but I really like cats, too! I've gotten mad at people, but rarely over petty things. There are only a few other animals I've saved besides Black Hayate, but I took all of them to the pet adoption center (I only brought him to the base because it was raining so hard!). No, I don't have any nicknames.
Havoc: Thanks! Of course I dislike the Colonel sometimes! I swear, that girlfriend-stealing… Hm, I think I once asked a girl for a map because I "kept getting lost in her eyes". I try not to do that kind of stuff, though, unless I think they'll laugh at it.
All right. Here goes...
Do any of y'all homunculi (besides Envy, Lust, Sloth, and others we already know about) remember who you were/what you were like when you were human?
And a random one...
To everyone: would you prefer suspense anime, like Death Note, high-powered-teenagers-playing-childrens'-card-game anime, like YuGi-Oh, or romance anime, like Vampire Knight? Just wondering.
Oh, and, just wondering, Winry do you have medical training? For, like, surgery and all that stuff?
HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocriteWrath: I was a stillborn. Um…That's it.
Pride: Dante created me. That's pretty much all I remember.
Greed: I think I was one of Dante's ex-husbands or something. Or at least, a lover.
Gluttony: Mmmm…nope!
Ed: Definitely suspense! I mean, who'd watch a show about playing cards, anyway?
Roy: I've got to agree with him.
Riza: I like romances, so sure, a romance anime.
Winry: Definitely! Also, I have enough training to attach automail. I couldn't, say, do heart surgery, or anything like that, though.
The story is called 'What One May Never See', and the worst thing it has in it is some cussing and friendship(s) between an OC and some cannon characters.
You might like it Ed, since there's a couple of prank scenes where Mustang gets... embarassed. I won't tell you what exactly happens, but they are funny.
Greed:
1. Well, he
pulled the look off well for a human. Besides, nothing screams badass
like a fuzzy vest and leather pants with cool boots. The spikey
jelled hair and sunglasses adds a nice touch too.
2. I am technically not a kid, seeing as I am twenty years of age. However, a lot of people seem to think that I'm a lot younger than I really am, and therefore treat me as a kid. It's okay though, since I get free candy out of the deal on Halloween.
Riza:
1.
Hey, that's a good idea. Thanks for the tip.
Envy:
1. I
would shut up, but sometimes I have too much fun making fun of you.
So, you're a Twilight hater? Sorry, but I think that's just too
funny. But wouldn't you actually have to read said books in order to
form an opinion like that? (Snickers for a bit before getting herself
under control)
2. Since I feel sorry for you and Ed having to deal with fangirls asking you guys to knit blankets for them, I am giving both of you a whole package of them. Just sign your name on the bottom corner with a Sharpie when you give them to your (said sarcastically) adoring fans, and they won't complain.
Mustang:
1.
Okay, serious question this time instead of just verbal potshots. If
you had a newly enlisted soldier added on to your ranks with Havoc
and the others, and he had only been there for a month before
something freaky happened involving the homunculi and his kid sister,
and you found out that said soldier wasn't who he really said he was,
what would you do?
Okay, that was kind of a crappy
explanation. But it's the best I can do for
now.
And by the way, sir, sarcasm is just one of the many services that I offer.
See ya later everyone, and stay out of the rain Mustang. After all, you're just like the Ford Mustang: completely useless on rainy days.
Wandering Hitokiri
BakaKonekoRKL: -has OC issues- Er…No offence to you personally, but I just can't read anything with an OC in it, it doesn't matter how well it's written. I'm really sorry! (I've refused to read things my cousin wrote because of Ocs, that's how bad it is). But if there's another you'd like us to read that's OC-less, just let us know. One shots preferred D:
Greed: Huh. Well, it sounds pretty good, anyway. And since I'm over a century old, you're pretty much a kid to me.
Riza: No problem; glad I could be of help.
Envy: With all the fangirls I have to deal with? Trust me, I've heard enough about it to hate it. Oh, yeah, let's go try to kill ourselves so we can hear voices in the backs of our heads. UM, SKITZO? But I won't make too much fun of it, since you're giving me these blankets.
Roy: …Er…Sorry, this is a serious question? Well, I guess we'd try to help the poor guy out, and try to get to the bottom of whatever's going on. Hey! If I'm indoors on a rainy day, I'm 100 percent useful!
Riza: Unless you're supposed to be doing paperwork.
Roy: Yes, unless I'm—Hey, what?! You're supposed to defend me!
I wish I could go to some kinda convention like that D:
And Envy... I WANT A BLANKET! No, wait, I WANT A QUILT! Made with LOVE and BLOOD and SWEAT and TEARS and THE LITTLE MERMAID! 8D Totally. And did you know there's a cell phone called the NV (or whatever)? And one called a palm treo (likeness to PALM TREE, much?). Lol! :D I think that that means you're OFFICIALLY a palm tree!
...Al, have a kitty. -gives Al a tabby- Now RUN!
...well that was extremely random...
Do you people think it's
normal to have people in your head?
Because I have people in my
head sometimes.
September Rhyme
Envy: …A BLANKET AND QUILT ARE THE SAME THING…Basically…LOOK, DEAL WITH WHAT YOU GET, ALRIGHT? Be glad you get anything! I've heard about the NV thing, BUT I'M NOT A FREAKING PALM TREE, DAMNIT!!
Al: Awww… (pets kitty)
Ed: Al…Al: Brother!
Cat: (mews)
Ed: …Al: (looks hopefully)
Ed: No. Give it back. As for the…er…people in your head? You may want to see some kind of doctor about that.
For Ed: Hey Ed! You know you have a disease? Yup, you do, its called Napoleon Syndrome... my mom told me that. Cuz she's a doctor. Okay question...Do you have any other clothes you wear? Well... that wasn't me my friend asked that plus my question which is... When is your birthday? I would sacrifice all my free time researching about you and your birthday... and Al's and Winry's and Riza's especially Roy's birthdays. Oh, and since I'm in my junior year... and the branch of science we have to study is chemistry, I just saw the term "alchemy" in my book isn't that cool?? Haha!
For Al: OMG! yay! huggles you are so sweet!! And cute. I too have a fondness for stray kitties!!
For Winry: My classmates so adore you; they even told me "she is the luckiest girl in the universe!" Why? Cuz you have Ed! :3
For Roy: Hm... Does it really take that long to do paperwork? And you still have spare time for your women... oh by the way, my classmates also is over obsessed over you...I mean they just made a small room, full of you. Which is creepy. Oh and they all say "HI ROY! WE LOVE YOU! -insert really loud fan girl scream here-
For the Elric brothers: If the Tringham Brothers try to steal your identities again... what would you do? Because in that episode where they stole your identities... we were really pissed off! Then after those two episodes... my friends were like this...
Friend 1: Those
Tringham brothers have some real identity
crisis
All
of friends: Agree!!
Friend 1: A weird tall version of Edward
Elric
–scoff- I just want STRANGLE THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Friend 2:
Calm down, you'll have your chance... no one would love Ed if he was
that tall!
Me: Yeah!! Because they love Ed: he's cute, chibi, and
funny when he spazzes out!
Friend 1: Yeah... and Russel never
experienced what Ed experienced so he can never EVER EVER!! Be called
the
Edward Elric, Because... Ed is too awesome to be Russel Tringham.
All
of friends (including me): YES!
Uhm... yeah... that happened...
sorry Russel and Fletcher but they were really pissed off when you
did that
I'm so sorry if most of my questions involves about
my closest friends... because they're the only people who really
understand the universe of FMA. And few questions and more sharing
about stuff... I'm that kind of person...
Thanks!
bluefireworks
Ed: …Yeah? Well…what would she know?Winry: Ed? She's a doctor. She would know.
Ed: …Anyway. I do have other clothes, as well as variations of my usual ones. All I can tell you about my birthday is that it's sometime during the winter; sorry! Oh yeah, in your world, Chemistry derives it's roots from Alchemy, so in your intro chapters, you'll see Alchemy a bit.
Al: Aww, thanks!
Winry: (blushes) R-Really? Well, thanks!
Roy: The amount of paperwork I get? Yes.
Riza: Plus he procrastinates. It's not that he has extra time for dates, it's that he dates instead of doing work.
Roy: H-Hey! Well, at least I have lots of fans! (winks)
Russel & Fletcher: Er…That's kind of threatening, don't you think? I mean, it's not like we tried to kill them!
Ed: I doubt they'd do that again.
Al: And even if they did, I'm sure they wouldn't be doing it for anything bad. We're friends, now, so we'd go easy on them.
Ed: And…does everything have to relate back to my height!?
Lei:
YO! OH! YEAH, YOU'RE BACK!
Sein: PLEASE stop screaming.
Lei:
Sure! Anyhow, glad ya didn't die or get mobbed by angry readers or
anything like that. We missed you, yo!
Sein: Yes, we did. Though I
missed you in a much calmer way...
Lei: (beatboxes)
Sein:
STOP!
Lei: Sorry. Anyway! Onto responding and asking and
waiting!
Sein: I sense a tradition coming on...
Lei: First off,
Author Girl! I heard you went to a con way up beyond where I can
reach, yo!
Sein: Stop rapping.
Lei: Sure! Was it fun? What'd
you dress up as? See any Envys?
Sein: Did you meet lots of
people?
Lei: Did ya DANCE?
Sein: Now, let's see. Lei has a
problem with beating people up.
Lei: Nuh un!
Sein: Yes you do.
She seriously beats up people who make her or someone she likes mad.
How do I defuse this violent behavior?
Lei: You're talking about
me like I AIN'T HERE!
Sein: You noticed this time?
Lei:
...
Sein: ...
Lei: Anyways! Yo Envy and Al, yep, it worked!
We're closer now. I think. He's still kind of an idiot! And yo Winry!
Know what I'd put in it? One of those back scratcher things.
Sein:
For what??
Lei: Because they HURT! They'd make an awesome
weapon!
Sein: All...right...now, let me address this "palm
tree" thing. I am utterly at a loss because I look here at
Envy's hair and it reminds me nothing of palm tree fronds.
Lei:
No, but, look. (yanks up a big section of Envy's hair and shoves it
under Sein's nose)
Sein: No thank you. (pulls hair out of Lei's
fist) It's too dark, too long, too stringy, too greasy, too smelly,
and too odd.
Lei: Was that, like, a veiled insult?
Sein: Maybe.
I saw Episode 50 again the other day, and I'm a bit displeased with
Envy's violent tendencies. Plus I like Ed.
Lei: Hahahah! Envy got
dissed!
Sein: (sarcasm) Indeed.
Lei: Yo! Homunculi! And
everyone else (including Author Lady) I have a random off-the-wall
question. If you were forced to talk to only one of the two of us for
the rest of your lives, me or Sein, which would you pick? I'd pick
me!
Sein: And I'd pick me, because I don't suddenly start
screaming for no reason.
Lei: That was one time!
Sein: Mr.
Hughes, I made the apple pie, so I'm glad you like it. I'd love to
try some of your wife's someday. And I think Elysia is very
cute!
Lei: Yeah, she's adorable!
Sein: To the Authoress, I see
our names have given you a bit of stress!
Lei: Let us FIX
THAT!
Sein: What was that about not randomly screaming?
Lei:
Yeah, so...anyway, you got my name right, yo! Sein's over here is
supposed to sound like "Beyond Sane".
Sein: We're both
girls, but our friends have always told us that we fit together like
Jay-Z and Beyonce. I think that's a compliment.
Lei: It's weird
too, because Sein's, like, British!
Sein: But anyway, if you alter
our names slightly they sound like Jay-Z and Beyonce.
Lei: I'm not
REALLY lazy.
Sein: And I'm perfectly sane. But we're stuck with
the names now.
Lei: PROBLEM SOLVED!
Sein: (sighs) Please have a
good day.
BakaKonekoRKL: (feels loved) :D Look around; there are cons EVERYWHERE; chances are, there's one near you! Mmm, hai, it was mucho fun! Let's see, my cosplays were Saya (schoolgirl and also maroon jacket), Diva and Lulu from Blood, Yuki from Vampire Knight, Misa from Death Note and Winry from FMA (Woo!). I also got a Zero (Code Geass) cloak late Sunday, so I was lolita!Zero. Haha. I don't think I saw any Envys myself, though my friend stalked an Ed. …No, seriously XD You can search Photobucket for my account, xSayaOtanashix (album is AnimeNEXT 2008, and look through the sub-albums), or look on my YouTube for my channel, xKaoruHitachiinx. I met up with old friends and made a lot of new ones! We actually did dance; we made a Kyoya (OHSHC) dance, and we tried to dance at the rave, but…er…issues arose. And hai, there was more dancing :D But I missed the Caramelldansen because I was at my Artist's Alley table D: I have a huge rant on LiveJournal about it; my account is xsayaotanashix so if you add me and let me know it's you, I'll link you to it (it's friend's only, sadly, so adding is necessary, if you have one).
Ed: Well, she…you need to learn better self-control. People will probably just keep making you mad just to see what happens; of course, there's a good chance they'll continue even if you stop, but if you do stop, then you can't get in trouble. Anyway, wouldn't it be better to tell someone about it? Adults can enforce rules better than you can, and this way, they'll get in trouble, not you. But you have to realize, kids always pick on each other, so there'll always be someone pissing you off. You can't really do much about it but report it to an adult.
Winry: Well, also…You can scratch your back with a backscratcher. But I guess they hurt, too…
Envy: Hey! Did you have a point in there somewhere!? Anyway, I'd pick Lei, if I HAD to. She didn't insult my hair.
Ed: Sein said she liked me and also doesn't have…random…outbursts.
Lust: Lei.
Gluttony: Lei!
Sloth: Sein.
Wrath: Sein.
Greed: Can't I pick both?
BakaKonekoRKL: That goes for me, too XD I mean, word on the street is, you go together like Jay-Z and Beyonce! (Lol, thanks for clearing that up. I can sleep again! Haha).
Gracia: Thank you! Aren't apple pies delicious? I'm sure yours came out amazing, too!
Elysia: Heehee, thank you!
Ed: Yeah my friend is a total…Idiot…I took her Edward plushie and she was like, "Drop it. Now." Eh I'm still amazed how fan girls can be...
Envy: You know what…its not my fault if someone just decides to shave your head and dress you up in pink…Hell I would laugh…
Greed: Heh, well now if it isn't "I'm so cool, ladies love me". News flash: they probably only like you for your body.. -takes deep breath- OK sorry I'm in a mean mood right now and just want to kill something...
Tah biatches: GreedSeiyaShika
Ed: Yeah, well, now you know what I have to deal with. Just don't touch her stuff and you should be good.
Envy: …WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? First off, why would someone be dumb enough to do that!? And secondly, I'd just kill them before they could!
Greed: …So? That…doesn't bother me.
(Looks back on all the comments I have left before)
Oh. My. God.
Was I really that big a bitch?
I'M SO SORRY!
I'm sorry to everyone I have said anything mean to, except Tucker. I'm not sorry for him.
Scar: Sorry for that Fishbalalama thing. You're not too religious. You can be as religious as you want and I won't gripe.
To Roy: You're not a bitch, you're just a horse's bu-Uhh, I mean...you're a...uhh...nice guy. I think...If it's not Ed, then who? WHO RIDES THE MUSTANG? Sorry, just had to ask. It's not RIZA, is it?
To Maes: I don't like how everyone calls you by your last name. It makes you sound like some stranger or one of those guys with sticks shoved up their asses. You call Roy 'Roy' but he calls you 'Hughes'. Why?
To Al: May you be blessed with many new kitties.
To Fletcher: You're so cute! The way your hair sticks up makes me want to pet you! I was thinking about getting a new kitten or puppy, but can I have you instead?
To Winry: Has anyone ever asked you to make Automail FINGERS? That would be too weird...
To Izumi: Have I ever addressed you? Sorry! I think you're cool! Your hair and clothes are a cool style! If you ever met up with Hohenheim in the anime, he would have surely been impressed. You could probably even beat him with your alchemy!
To Hohenheim: No offense. You're awesome too. I can see why Envy is so jealous of Ed for taking you. If I marry Ed, will you treat me like your daughter?
To Marta: Remember I said we looked so alike I could cosplay as you? Well, not any more. I shaved my head bald. But you're still my favorite character!
To Pride: Some things look SO creepy, that you just can't stop staring at them. (I'm talking 'bout your hairy chest)
Now I have an advice question, if anyone would like to answer (Preferably the people I have addressed so far):
A girl my age (16) proposed to me! What do I do? Should I marry her or keep stalking you guys or what?
On a final note: Every last one of you, good or evil, manga or anime, are all totally awesome except for Tucker and Basq Gran. Those two suck.
HisokaYukikoBakaKonekoRKL: Ohay thar. I added you on LiveJournal. Just so you know. That's me XDScar: Glad I have your approval…
Roy: Hey…watch it! And that's none of your business!
Hughes: Well, he ranks higher than me, so he can call me what he likes, I guess. But he calls me by my first name, too, you know.
Al: Thank you!
Fletcher: Thanks! Um…I think? I-I'm not a pet, though…you might want to go with a kitten or puppy.
Winry: Yup, I've done fingers before. I mean, they're a part of automail arms anyway, so doing just the fingers is really pretty easy!
Izumi: Thank you.
Hohenheim: Well thanks…but I'm not sure you can cross over dimensions like that.
Marta: That's too bad. Well, you could always do it when your hair grows back…
Pride: …It's not the best idea to insult a homunculus.
Al: Um, I don't think it's a good idea to get married or agree to marry someone at such a young age.
Winry: A person's brain isn't fully developed at 16; that's why the legal adult age is 18. But even so, it's a good idea to wait until your early 20's to marry; you don't want to make a mistake so early in your life.
Fletcher: But if you like her, you could still go out with her, right? If the relationship ends up lasting through the years…well, then you could get married!
(bursts through the door, trips and falls. Gets up, trips again, and falls out of shoes)
For some reason, I've been very clumsy lately. It's confusing...
Anyway, yay, you're back! I thought (once again) you had died and stuff. I'm glad you didn't. That would have made me sad.
So anyway, time to respond!
ZILO'S MEANINGLESS CHATTER
To Authoress: Yes, I will e-mail. If I ever remember when I have free time. I forget stuff a lot. But anyway, I found out about some kind of con coming near me next month, and they're welcoming a Japanese celebrity I'd really like to meet. I might go, if I can coordinate things...ooh, but what about MangaNEXT? Where is it?
To Ed: I pick A. Say thanks. I've punched him out before. Yeah, that probably makes sense. And don't call her a "random chick"!! That sounds totally derogatory!! (shakes finger at Ed)
To Envy: Because you don't have a cape? I don't know.
To Dante: ...Oh...well, I wasn't really worried. Oh, say, hey, what would you do if you found out there was some "random chick" (gives Ed meaningful glare) hanging out with Ed who could, like, see the future? And had already Envy off earlier by revealing she knew everything about him?
To Al: DON'T! THE NEIGHBOR HAS A SHOTGUN NOW!
Okay, so where was I?
To Rose: Whatever happened to your family? Like, the parents?
To Winry: Thanks for your advice. I'm actually employed elsewhere now.
To...I don't know, whoever cares: Some drunk buffoon TOTALED MY PRECIOUS CAR!! I'm very sad.
MOM CAME BACK TO RECEIVE THE RESPONSES
Edward: Do I? It makes sense, as I homeschooled my children up through middle school. It is less practical to carry around a pair of scissors when you're trying to save the world, or whatever it is you and your brother are doing. But it's good to have a strong bond between siblings.
Envy: An interesting response. I would have guessed that the same appearance for, 300? (Zilo: 400) Yes, 400 years might become a bit old. But I wouldn't know these things since I haven't lived 400 years, but now I hear that you have this, as Zilo put it "bloodthirsty desire to destroy all filthy humans" ...That's a very interesting description. Can you explain why you have this "bloodthirsty desire"? (Zilo: Again, Envy, one bad word to my mom...and you'll regret it. I know several fangirls who would make your life hell)
Dante: Immortality does have its perks. I know several people who would prefer something else, however, me being one of them. I'm not particularly interested in sticking around watching the world go to hell in a handbasket. Which is why when my daughters asked, I replied no, I wouldn't want to be a vampire.
AND THE LOVELY MOTHER EXITS...
I guess immortality would be like "Once you pop, you can't stop!" or something to that effect. Kind of like how I am with manga. And candy. Speaking of candy... (gives Wrath a bowl of candy) I don't like these kinds, here you go! Oh, and no I'm not done.
SHI RETURNS FROM CAPTIVITY TO BUG PEOPLE
Riza: How come you don't wear your hair down?
Greed: All my friends call you a pimp. Why? You been doing some pimp-like activities lately?
Havoc: It might not be marijuana, but you're still gonna die with yellowed teeth, shriveled lungs, cancerous growths, and NO GIRLFRIEND.
Envy: ...If anyone has marijuana, I bet it's you.
Ed: ...(kicks Ed in the shin then runs from sister's wrath)
I didn't ask Shi to do that. (hands Ed an icepack) Why is my little sister so evil? Dante? Did you put some "Act like the spawn of Satan" powder in her drink or something?
Okay, now I'm done. Hurry
back! But not with scissors in your hands!
--Zilo Sugarpill and
Co. (formerly of the Blue Pen)
BakaKonekoRKL: See how fast I was this time? :D Like super speed! Haha. Because I have writer's block on my other story. Anyway, what convention, and which celebrity? MangaNEXT is in New Jersey; you can go to the website, www (dot) manganext (dot) org for details! And I already e-mailed you. I win XD
Ed: Alright, alright, sorry!
Envy: …And why would I want a cape?
Dante: Try to get her to work for me, and if she refused, kill her.
Al: Ahh!! Nooo!
Rose: Oh…my parents died.
Ed: Can't insurance pay for some of that? Anyway…I don't exactly carry scissors around with me; I usually trim it when I stop by someone's house I know. But it doesn't grow all that fast, so it's alright.
Envy: After a while, you get used to it. Plus I have changed for periods of time within those 400 years, so it's not so bad. And well…I just don't like humans, alright?! Hohenheim, especially….He's what started my hate!
Dante: Well, that's you, I guess. And…I'm not a vampire.
Wrath: Ah, yay!! I haven't gotten anything for a while now! (eats candies)
Riza: I wear it down sometimes, just not often, and never at work. For one, it can get in the way if it's not tied back, and for another, it looks more professional tied up.
Greed: Well yeah, I guess so.
Havoc: Yes…but…well…just leave me alone!! (whimpers)
Envy: I'm not an idiot.
Ed: Ha! That was my automail leg! Nice try. Haha!
Dante: Now why would I do that…?
BakaKonekoRKL: My friend's mom told her she was the spawn of satan XD Just thought that was rather ironic…
OK SO YEAH. THAT WAS A FAST UPDATE. I'll try to get it done like this more often. I feel…accomplished :D
…Except for the fact that I still have summer homework to do. Damn.