First off: ONE REVIEW PER PERSON PER CHAPTER KTHXBAI.
Secondly: ATTENTION READERS AND REVIEWERS: I'M HOLDING A FANART CONTEST. Zilo mentioned some contest in her review, and I thought "Oh, contest! We should have one!" So, we're having a fanart contest. Here are the rules:
1. Must include some kind of inside joke from the column, whether it was mentioned once or 1,000 times. Also must be mostly/all FMA (you may include characters from other shows, if it applies).
2. QUOTE where the joke came from (like use the words I/whoever said). Include the chapter as well, even if it was this one. I can't remember everything. If you do NOT and I can't remember it, you'll be disqualified D:
3. You may draw me. XD As long as FMA charries are in it as well lol.
4. Please E-MAIL ME the images (see profile). It can be a link or an ATTACHMENT. DO NOT SUMBIT VIA REVIEW OR IT WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED. ANYTHING involving this MUST be e-mailed!! Original work ONLY. Include your USERNAME or you'll be disqualified.
5. PG-13 and lower. Yaoi and/or yuri is allowed (what have I done…?). ONE ENTRY PER PERSON.
6. Deadline is Halloween (aka day 1 of MangaNEXT). I'm thinking of the prize being for 1st, a 2-page handwritten letter and fanart of your choice sent to your house, 2nd is a 1 page handwritten letter and fanart of MY choice sent to your house, and 3rd is just a 1-page handwritten letter sent. What do you think? Of course, you don't have to give your addresses until after you've won, and if you'd rather not give me your address, I could just put it on my DA for you.
7. You'll be judged on humor (10pts), the art itself (5pts) and uniqueness (5pts), like Iron Chef. Me, my sister, and our FMA obsessed friend will judge. Unique doesn't necessarily mean no one else used the same joke as you, but the WAY you used the joke. If you're not an good artist, if it's unique and funny you could still win! The winners' names will be posted up in the column after the contest ends.
8. You MUST have had a question published in this column to participate.
9. You can draw a comic, rather than just one picture, if you wish. TYPE any dialogue. And don't smush the letters/drawings together or you'll loose points.
10. Have fun!
To Roy: (Snickers) You didn't deny that statement!Disregard that.
Just how far can you go with automail? (Cause Archer in the last few episodes was like, half-robot.)
To Winry: Umm... what about toes? Okay, that was a stupid question.
To Ed: I think you're the one who needs to calm down. NOW APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FATHER!
How can I not insult people? O.o
-HisokaYukiko
Roy: I didn't confirm it, either! And what I said was as good as denying it. Though if you must have it, then I officially deny, alright?
Winry: I guess if people crush their toes, then sure. Personally, I don't think I could go as far as whoever did Archer's could, but you could probably make about half a body out of automail yet still consider them human.
Ed: UM, DON'T THINK SO.
Al: Try just insulting them in your head. If you don't say it out loud, you can't get in trouble, and you won't get the other person angry or upset, yet you still get the satisfaction of insulting them. It's all about self control.
Loved the latest chapter, as usual BakaKonekoRKL.hilosopher's Stone? Fun? :D Also, what was up with you in the End of the show? All this, "I can't use the stone" stuff. For heaven's sake, you could've just busted into the Homunculi's base, and tear them to shreds! They wouldn't be able to fight back! --Alchemists?
Anyways, My problem has come up once again, of having to pester the FMA cast
with a whole lot of questions.
Ed: Why don't you like milk? Would you drink it if you didn't know where it came from? :
Al: What's it feel like to be a P
Scar: Wouldn't lobbying against the Amestrian Goverment be a better alternative to murdering State
Roy: There's a common saying, "You are what you eat". What do you eat? (I just wanted to know, since your so sour, I'm guessing lemons for breakfast.)
Raezek
BakaKonekoRKL: You flatter me :D
Ed: Because! It's a gross opaque liquid that comes from a cow! Even if I didn't know where it came from, I'd still think that it tasted bad. Since, you know, it does.
Al: Um, no, not really. It's kinda scary, actually. And kind of weird. I mean, you think it'd be a stone, not a…me D: Anyway, I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but we didn't want to use me…the stone…er…because whenever we started to try to (or, whenever Brother would use Alchemy near me), part of me would kind of…melt away, I guess?
Scar: Perhaps. But it's less effective.
Roy: For breakfast, usually coffee. Then usually some kind of meaty sandwich for lunch. And dinner always varies. But never lemons. Where the hell did you get that idea!?
What do I lose? Me no know...Oh, wait! Maybe my balance? I am pretty clumsy. Honestly, I forgot what I lose. If I remember, I'll tell you. Know what was funny? I was logging in to review, and they made me do the captcha thing, and guess what one of the words was? Greed! Maybe they know I like Greed... But anyway!Makoto Nagano too, so I would've had company! But it couldn't be helped. Some enormous jerk pushed Shi down a flight of stairs at her school, so we stayed in the hospital with her. HE BROKE HER ARM! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!red rock of power...and stuff. No more hugging, promise. How about friendly waves? (waves friendlily, is that a word?)
ZILO'S SECTION
To Authoress: I MISSED THE CON. (great big giant tears of depression) What super sucks is my mom even wanted to go, because she likes
To Scar: I know you don't do favors, but would you go and murder Shi's attacker? Any jerk who picks on girls a year younger and a foot shorter than them deserves to have their brains blown out.
To Envy: If Scar doesn't do it, will you?
To Dante: I appreciate it. I like being a human and not a...
To Al: Meh, we won't have to worry about that for a while. Hey, could you visit Shi in the hospital and make her feel better? She likes you.
To Rose: Oh, well, I'm glad I didn't hurt your feelings! (hugs again and happily shares chocolate)
To Ed: Hey, don't let it bug you, Ed, we don't have any Elric brand cars. If they make one, I'll be the first one to STEAL--er, I mean, LEGALLY BUY, one.
To Winry: Yay, Winry understands my pain! (kind of pays attention at first, then mind wanders after a minute) Yeah, I just kind of got what looked nice.
To anybody: One of my friends thinks I'm clumsy on purpose. I'm really not. I trip over things and break things and run into walls completely on accident! But she threatened to stop hanging out with me if I don't drop the act. Advice, anyone?
To Dante (again): Thanks for answering my mom. I'll pass the message along--at this precise moment, she's at the hospital with Shi.
To Envy: HEY! If you've got something not nice to say to my mom, you'd better can it!
To All who responded to Shi: Thanks for responding, guys. I'll pass the message along to Shi. But she did tell me to tell Ed she's sorry for kicking him, even if it only hurt her. Oh, and to tell Greed she doesn't believe him about the hair, the fur, or the research. (shrugs)
Okay, so that's all I've got for now. You did it, Authoress! Can I start calling you BK? Because 'Authoress' seems so formal. Anyway, great job on the speedy updating!! Keep up the good work!
--Zilo Sugarpill (alone for once)
P.S. I REMEMBER WHAT I LOSE! The e-mail contest. Was it a contest? Me no
know...
Greed: It's probably because I'm so great…
BakaKonekoRKL: Aww. Best wishes to your sister, from me and the cast! E-Er, but don't kill the guy, just take it to the principal or whatever.
Scar: I believe that warrants my help. (goes to find the guy)
Envy: Not for your sister, but for the fun of killing someone? Sure thing…
Dante: …Whatever. And no, I've never heard that word before, but Word didn't say it was a spelling error. So go figure.
Al: Aww, sure thing! I remember when Ed was in the hospital…
Ed: Well you SHOULD have Elric cars! Why not? Huh!?
Winry: You should try to be more careful, first of all. See if you can take some kind of class to help you with grace, such as martial arts or dance. And you should also talk to her with other people to back you up. But really, if she's threatening to stop being friends with you over such a trivial reason, you should consider if you really want to even continue being friends with her in the first place.
Dante: Sure thing…
Envy: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Ed: It's alright.
Greed: …Her loss…
BakaKonekoRKL: I would say yes, but BK reminds me of Burger King, and the thing is, we're watching Supersize Me in Nutrition (never ever watch that movie D: ) and I've sworn to never eat fast food again (even though I only ate at McDonald's twice a year, but whatever). So it kinda freaks me out lol. But if you wanna be more informal, my irl nickname is Rhi, but a lot of people online call me Saya or Haruhi. It's your call. OH WAIT WE'RE HAVING AN E-MAIL CONTEST NOW!? I should think of something like that…OMG I HAVE AN IDEA (and that would be what you see at the top of this column lol).
All: Get better soon, Shi!!
Dear Ed,
In a story I have made you and a girl named Sage get handcuffed together. Half-way through, you turn into Light and Sage into L. I'm telling you this because I want to know your opinion. (P.S L is a guy)
I also have another question. I heard that Homunculi can't have siblings, but what if two of them were created at the same time, place and creator. Let's just say I try to bring a friend back and decide to make a new sister at the same time, would they be siblings?
Also would I be dead if I tried that?
White Wing Alchemist
Ed: That's just weird. And two guys? That's gross as well…
Lust: No, they would not be siblings. It would just be extremely coincidental and probably close to impossible. Anyway, that's really not something you should try.
Al... oh, I almost forgot, my friend really liked you. He didn't know much about FMA, but he found your metal body fascinating. -.-Montevideo...
And Ed I'm pretty sure you got drunk in like, the first volume in that mining thing... or maybe you were very content with the amount of food you just ate...? I dunno, you just looked very drunk in that picture. And I dunno, maybe...? D: You don't always get drunk on your will, don'tcha know...
Where would you peeps go on vacation, if you could? I'd like to go to
So yah, bye bye. xD
September Rhyme ('cuz I'm totally awesome, yah.)
Al: Oh…well…um, thanks! …I think…
Ed: I NEVER GOT DRUNK! NEVER NEVER NEVER! I was probably just content with the food there; it was really good…
Winry: Rush Valley!
Ed: …We already took you there. How about somewhere new?
Winry: No way, that's the best place ever! Besides, we weren't there nearly long enough!
Al: I think Central is always pretty interesting, but we're never there just for fun…
Ed: You should read the…what is it, the fourth novel? There's some stuff close to vacations in that one…
Yami Ookami- "Its time for some bike training, Ed!!" -drags him by the collar w/ him struggling-
Me- (sweat drops) "Okay...oh! I forgot to say this the last time..."Code Geass use his Geass on you to quit!"Code Geass? Its awesome!" :D "oh, and keep up the good work!"
Havoc- "Get that cigarette out of your mouth or I'll have Lelouch from
Authoress- "Have you watched
Yami Ookami- "And peddle!!" -shoots rifle at Ed peddling/riding a pink tricycle-
Ja ne!
Yami Ookami & Ookami Bakura
Ed: I don't WANT to!!
Havoc: …I don't even know who or what the hell that is!
BakaKonekoRKL: OMG YES, CODE GEASS IS SMEXY ;D But adult swim changed the times! You should all e-mail them telling them to put it back at midnight or whatever, along with Moribito, because right now they're on at 5am!!
Roy, I have one thing to say to you: Denial is a river in Egypt. -shot'd- Sorry. Just had to say it. xDfather figure), but he is right from before. You're cute, and he's 'hot' and therefore beats you. Though I like Scar better than him too. xD
Ed: Royboy is totally denying his fatherly feelings towards you (and you know you feel like he's a father to you--just not a Hohenheim...ly
Hughes: I don't really think you're cute or hot. -hugs anyway- I just think you're so sweet, and a refreshing change from the somber-ness of the other characters (yes, I'm looking at you Scar)
Scar: Really? I've been prowling FMA fan boards and roleplaying boards for over a year now (and watching FMA for the last five years) and to date, I've found one other fangirl of him--another writer on here. She writes such lovely stories with you as the main character. I'm stalking those stories now.
...My questions aren't nearly as deep or insightful as Sonar's, and that's disappointing, because you're my favorite character (oh, and NO I WON'T LET GO. -keeps hugging- ) but I honestly haven't really had much experience with any real tragedy in my life.
But I identify with you feeling like an outsider in Amestris because of being an Ishbalan (even before the whole 'killing state alchemists' thing). I get lonely a lot too--only child, socially inept, etc... Most of my friends are on the internet. Though, one of them is an ardent Kimbley fangirl…it's a shock we get along. XD
But I don't think "things change" is really a sufficient answer. What made you think that the stone would bring peace when its very creation entails chaos?
Going back to my Elrics' question and adding a bit more to it, if you put aside the fact that Ed and Mustang are State Alchemists, what do you think of them as people?
Last note: Anyone who says you're evil is a retard. End of story. A bit misguided, but I knew you were a good person from the very beginning.
Batty
Roy: ………
Ed: Or you could be wrong, you never know. Oh, but yeah, don't trust the "hot" ones, because they'll only end up hurting you. Look at Roy, he's had like 50 girlfriends.
Roy: Have not!
Hughes: Aw, why thank you! But that's a good think, considering I'm happily married. With an adorable daughter, by the way.
Scar: Um…Really…? It's good to know that you stalk me. In a way. But it's actually a very good thing if you've had minimal tragedy in your life.
BakaKonekoRKL: (high-fives) Most of my friends are online, too :D My dad actually says I have no friends, which is actually extremely untrue, but he's an asshole so I won't get into that :D
Scar: Anyway. I really don't know. It was sort of my last hope at that time. I didn't have much else to go on. Sorry. I can't say anything about Mustang, since I never exactly knew him, but Edward is so much of an actual person that he's almost not a State Alchemist, in my eyes. Almost.
Authoress lives in..-gasp-...NJ?! Authoress knows...-gasp-...cons in the tri-state area?! INFO PLEASE? (NY teen speaking)InuYasha? –cackles evilly over crackfic in the works-
So, anyway...where did the Risembool kiddies go to school? And what exactly is everyone's opinion on small squirrelly visitors from
HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite
BakaKonekoRKL: NO WAY. HECK YEAH I DO. Send me an IM on either AIM or YIM sometime. Or e-mail me. NOW. XD (info is in profile) Let's see, the New York Anime Festival (NYAF) just passed (or is passing; it's like the last week of Sept.). COME TO MANGANEXT. NOW. It's from Halloween until Nov. 2; go to manganext (dot) org for details. If you pre-register soon, it's really cheap! But you can also register when you get there. Let me know if you come, and it'll be easy to find me, because I'm in the guide! XD No, really, I am lol. It's in Sommerset county, NJ, but you can find kind of directions on the site. Also, AnimeNEXT next year is in the same location as MangaNEXT this year, but from June 12-14. I'd BETTER see you at one of them! XD
Ed: We all went to Risembool elementary, a one-room school, but obviously, school doesn't go very long in a rural town like ours, so around the age of 10 we didn't go any more. Guess school's started...we got a few questions on it, as you can see.
Al: Squirrels are cute!!
Scar
It must of been obvious that I was a Death Note fan wasn't it? Must have been a mind reader.
Thanks for the advice. I'm considering you one of my friends. You just seem so understanding which I don't think people see.
Do you often think things through at times?
I know you are right about not being able to overcome fears or death easily. Of course, I would take you seriously because you are one of those people I would never underestimate.
Weirdest story or sound you ever heard?
How hard was it not to sleep when you vowed you would stop sleeping?
With me, even with friends, that lonely feeling does not go away. Sometimes I find myself escaping to the world of dreams but my life never felt easy and considering that I never had a good life, I have to express myself through songs and poems. Well, I also write stories too. I'm working on one called "Visionary Alchemist".
Weirdest rumor you ever heard about yourself?
I bet you don't care for rumors. Same here.
Mae Hughes
Have you ever been considered crazy?
Funniest moment?
It's funny when you constantly phone Roy to get a wife.
Dorochet
Has Greed ever yelled at you?
Fuery
I do believe in ghosts myself. Recently, my mom found some kitties but they are such trouble-makers. We plan to give them away in hopes of being adopted. They are a bit wild but their
mother was nowhere to be found.
Have you ever been bullied? same question to Scar, Falman, Riza & Al
Kimblee
How long have you been blowing up stuff?
Why did you even join the military?
By the way, like your hair-style.
Al
You're just a sweet boy really. Strangest name you ever been called while in the armor?
Sonar
Scar: W-Well thank you. Yes, I often try to think things through, but if I am extremely angry, that may not always happen. The strangest story or sound I've ever heard…? I suppose the story of Odysseus; The Odyssey. It was very difficult, but I had a strong reserve. It's a good idea to write poems or songs when you're lonely or sad, because it's a vessel to get your emotions out. You could also try listening to music that makes you happy to cheer you up, even if it's for an hour or more. I never paid attention to any rumors, so I don't really know.
Hughes: I think Roy's called me crazy here and there, but all in jokingness. My funniest moment? Hmm…Well, everyone has their own opinion, right? So if it made you laugh, then what you said right there!
Dorochet: Yeah, here and there. But we still got along well.
Fuery: Awww! Well, kittens are always like that when they're young; that's why you need to train them! But make sure they get good homes. Kids are always picked on, so yes, when I was younger I was bullied a lot, especially because I wore glasses.
Scar: Sometimes.
Falman: I just ignored them.
Riza: I wasn't a "popular" girl, so yes, I was a little. But they never ended up anywhere, so it doesn't matter now.
Al: Not too much.
Kimblee: Heh, since I was a kid. I joined so that I could blow stuff up; it was a perfect excuse.
Al: Aw, thanks! Well, I thought it was strange when someone thought I was Ed's dad.
Hiya! I have two really urgent questions to Edward:
What would you prefer, to swim in a pool of milk for 5 hours or kiss Roy?
And in volume 5 of FMA, you said you're not a sexist. You punched poor Paninya two times when she stole your watch. How come you never punch Winry in the face when she throws wrenches at you? Coward!
DemyxAxe
Ed: Alright, first of all, I just don't like drinking milk, so I'd DEFINITELY rather swim in it than kiss that bastard. Secondly, that doesn't have to do with being sexist. If you were accusing me of being sexist when I said I wasn't, you'd have to come up with a time when I punched a girl but not a guy in the same situation. But to answer your question, Paninya made me mad by stealing my watch, so that's why I hit her. When Winry throws wrenches at me, it's because I've made her mad. You see what I'm saying here?
Lei: Sah-WEET! Another fast update!
Sein: Excellent! I hope it stays like this.
Lei: Word. Now let's see...ooh, pie! (devours) Thanks, Mrs. H!
Sein: Sorry you missed the picnic, Authoress. It sounds like it would have been fun. But at least you did other fun things. This Halloween I plan to dress up as Saki Hanajima, so it won't be a total loss.
Lei: Yo, I live in Georgia.
Sein: So do I. Sometimes we have little anime parties and invite our otaku friends and we all watch anime.
Lei: But a whole con would be the sniz!
Sein: I think our first efforts will be a FanFiction account, if we ever stop being so lazy...
Lein: Aw, don't be like that, Greed! I know you've got feelings somewhere in that muscled chest! (punches chest)
Sein: Was that a good idea? He's the Ultimate Shield...
Lei: OW! HAND IS BRUISED!
Sein: (shakes head)
Lei: No more...dappin'... (cradles hand to chest and sits down)
Sein: You said this fic will be 100 chapters, right, Authoress? We'll probably have changed our names by then.
Lei: To something punnier!
Sein: Right. Yay! Pictures of Elysia! Can I have some?
Lei: Roy the Kitten. Roy the Kitten. Roy the Kitten. Can I start calling you Colonel Kitty-Pants?
Sein: You know, you didn't have to run around hitting people. That's rude.
Lei: Psh, they're men, they can take it! See? (slaps Ed)
Sein: That isn't the point, though! Quit that!
Lei: ...
Sein: (sighs) I'm going to go hug Elysia. (hugs Elysia)
Lei: What?
Sein: Now I'll cheerfully ignore Lei and ask my questions. Dante, where did you get those dresses you and Rose had on in the last episodes? Were they expensive?
Lei: Yo, Envy, why is Sein ignoring me? Am I annoying or something?
Sein: Jean Havoc, I wish you would stop that smoking. I think you're a very handsome guy and I'd be fine with dating you, but I despise smoking. Also, when did you become so your luck with women?
Lei: Yo, Scar, your outfit is off the chain. But your jacket's always tearin'.
Sein: I think we've talked long enough.
Lei: Yo? Yeah, you're right, so let's make like a banana and--
Sein: (runs away from bad pun)
Lei: Aw, come on! It ain't that bad!
--Lei. Z and B. Ond Sein
BakaKonekoRKL: Well, I have school now, but since I've got the fanart contest going down now, I'll try to keep up-to-date XD But anyway, yes, that's true. Hey! I was gonna be Hanajima for the picnic! XD But it still would've been a lot with spraying and washing my hair, because I needed my hair black for Diva, but I had Misa planned for inbetween them…so yeah. I know there's definitely a convention in Georgia; go to Google and search for "Georgia anime convention" and see what you get. But hey, you can anonymously review on FFN, but you can't see my LJ unless you get one. Just think about that… ;D
Greed: Hey! Well, it probably wouldn't have hurt even without the shield…you trying to start something?
BakaKonekoRKL: Uhh…Just let me know…Knowing me, I'll probably forget lol. Well, if I had as much time as I did originally, I'd be able to finish this before Halloween…Stupid AP classes…
Hughes: Oh, of course! Here; I've made copies of them so you can share the joy with the entire world!
Roy: No, you absolutely may not! But your friend's right; that was rude.
Ed: Hey! I swear, next time I'll hit you back!
Elysia: :D (hugs back)
Dante: I've had them for centuries. Of course, I take very good care of them, though I occasionally need someone to restore them for me. They were the style of my original time period, and I didn't exactly lack money, so price wasn't much of an object.
Envy: Yeah, just a bit.
Havoc: You're probably the 100th reviewer who's bothered me about that. But I do thank you for your second comment. As for the third…well, the asterisks are sort of screwing it up, so if it's a curse word, you can just type that out; this is a T rated fic, after all.
Scar: …What?
Hey! :D
Envy:
If told you I was a fan, but not a clingy fangirl, could I get a hug? I just thought I'd throw it out there.
And just because I'm curious, what do you look for in a person you would get along with as a friend? A partner?
Ed:
Why do you have such a problem with your height? I'd rather be short, honestly. People underestimate smaller people.
Al:
holds out cat Here you can pet my cat, Oero. Though be careful, he doesn't like it if you go too fast.
And now for a question. What's your favorite breed of cat?
Roy:
A lot of people hate you, at least where I live, but I'm not one of them. I'd just like to say I'm not one of them.
How do you feel about dating one person when you're in love with someone else? Just a theoretical question.
Scar:
I was angry when you died. Very angry.
I have a State Alchemist pocket watch, does that make me your enemy? I don't know any Alchemy though...
Wrath:
Do you like ice cream? If so, what kind?
Havoc:
How young are you willing to date? –curious- And what do you prefer in a girl?
To the wonderful author:
Keep up the good work! Showers with gifts
Alrighty then! Till next time,
Death By Silence / Beth
Envy: It doesn't matter who you are, I don't do hugs. What do I…? I don't know, someone who wouldn't get on my nerves and who would follow my orders, I guess.
Ed: It's BECAUSE people underestimate and make fun of my height!
Al: Awww! (pets Oreo) Um, well I really love all breeds of cats! But if I HAD to choose, then I guess calico.
Roy: Why thank you, and you have my permission to set them on fire. Fitting, no?
Riza: …Don't tell people that…
Roy: Anyway, I feel that-
Riza: Don't answer that, sir, you'll give her bad ideas. If you don't really love a person, you shouldn't date them, because in the long run, you'll both get hurt.
Scar: No, but you shouldn't idolize them.
Wrath: Mmmm, yeah! All kinds, but mostly chocolate!
Havoc: As young as the law allows. Er…I'm not some creepy pedophile, I mean, I'm only in my early 20's myself, so if someone who was 18 went out with me, it wouldn't be much of a time difference…Well, I like girls who are cute, funny and have a nice personality. But I believe that was in one episode, no?
BakaKonekoRKL: HUZZAH, GIFTS :D Thank you :D
Hi!human body back seriously he is your LITTLE brother.
Ed; Why won't you let Al get a cat?
-Why don't you wear a helmet for when Winry hits you with a wrench?
-How are you still shorter than Al even if he got his
Al; Why can't you just get yourself a cat?
-Why do you always call Ed "brother" instead of Ed?
Winry; Is it fun to hit Ed with a wrench?
-Do you love Ed? :3
Envy; What's with the mini-skirt?
How did you change faces in the episode when you killed Ed?
Buh bye!
Mikiki&Mimiki
Ed: Because it'd be too hard to care for with us traveling around all the time! Winry can be spontaneous with her wrench throwing, so I wouldn't know when exactly to put said helmet on…and…Oh, I'm not answering that!
Al: Brother would never let me keep it! Oh and well…in Japanese, it's more common to call siblings "brother" or "sister".
Winry: Well, not fun exactly…ok, maybe a little bit. For your second question, I plead the fifth!
Envy: IT'S NOT A GODDAMN MINI SKIRT!! Oh, and I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I can change my appearance. In that case, I just didn't change the rest of my body.
Shou Tucker:
Do you think you did regret the fact that you used your daughter and being unable to get her soul back?
Killen Mortuda
Tucker: Of course; the whole reason why I tried to re-create her was because I regretted what I'd done and missed her.
Think I've been here before and forgot but whatevs...
Dante, what exactly did you DO to Rose at the end of the series to make her all spacey? And why'd you keep touching her like you loved her so?
Ed, what made you pick the colors black and red to wear all the time? Why not gold to bring out your lovely eyes? Or something festive like green!
Al, can you baby-sit my cat while I go out of town?
Envy, how old were you when you died as a human? Some people said you were a baby and some said you were like 18. Who's right? And did you pick your face on purpose or just stumble across it and decide you liked it? Is your long hair fun?
Scar, my friends think I'm crazy but I think you're really cool! Maybe because you pull off wearing sunglasses so well, and you've got such a cool eye color.
lana-rinreed
Dante: Do you really want to know? Well, I liked her body…it was going to be mine, after all.
Ed: Because I LIKE red and black. Those other colors just don't appeal to me.
Al: Sure! :D
Envy: I was a baby. Which face do you mean, the one I use all the time or what? My hair is…alright?
Scar: Thanks.
I've been wondering. To the Almighty Elric Brothers :
Why the hell don't y'all havta go to school no more? In my one-horse town school, A.K.A. hell, attendance is mandatory until you turn 18 or get a high school diploma. So why ain't y'all in school? ARE YOU DELINQUENTS?
If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
I have one more question: To the body-snatching hag (Dante), are you seriously so naive to believe that you "loved" ANYONE? I mean, you're real old, so you should know by now that LOVE DOES NOT EXIST. It only took me ten years to find out, and it takes you four hundred? Okay then...
Okay, I do believe I am done.
Must go now. DON'T DO DRUGS.
ENVY-MUSTANG-AND-SCAR-MUST-DIE
Ed: You may have learned this in history class, but years ago, kids didn't have to go to school for so long, especially if they lived in a rural area and had to work on a farm. That was pretty much the case here. But look at the bright side: at least you'll be smart, and be able to become successful some day! And I'd play guitar. Not an acoustic one, either.
Al: Hmm, maybe the piano.
Dante: Love actually does exist. Maybe you don't always find the right person, but there's always someone out there. There are many people who've remained together happily throughout their entire lives. So don't even talk to me about that.
Alrighty, that's all for now! Don't forget about the fanart contest! Send in ANYTHING remotely referring to it to my e-mail NOT IN A REVIEW. But review with sum moar questions, of course ;D