Salutations Everyone ! I would like to thank everyone who reviewed ! Thank you so much !

And to let everyone know , the names I have in italics are their 'new names'. Sorry for the underlining in the last chapter , Word was being stupid. So , yeah…anyway

On with the show ……..or story…….or fanfic…..

Whatever lol

Disclaimer : If I were Stephenie Meyer , why would I be writing this ? ………….Exactly.

Once we had arrived at the mall I was out of breath.

Let's just say that , that riding in that super fast scary speedingbullet of a car was the scariest 20 minutes of my life. And Im not kidding.Yes , I practically lived with a family of vampires. Yes , I have been hunted by vampires. Yes , I have been in numerous near-death experiences. But that car………

Currently I was sitting in my room reading.

"Night Bells" my dad yelled. "Goodnight" I yelled and seconds later I heard the door to his room close.

A few minutes later I heard a voice beside me. "Good evening Alice" Jasper said faking a little southern accent. I laughed "Why hello Jasper" he moved and sat on the edge of my bed. "What are we reading this fine evening ?" he looked over at my book. "Wuthering heights" I said sheepishly. "Ahh, good choice ma'am"I rolled my eyes. I had read this book a million times , for some reason I was drawn to it.

When I had gotten to the beginning of the next chapterI put my bookmark in. I yawned loudly.

He laughed. "Go to sleep , we have lots of mocking to do tomorrow" he tried to say seriously , probably thinking of all the things we could make fun of them for. I closed my eyes and I fell asleep.

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I woke up the next morning and Jasper was sitting in my rocking chair. I sat up in my bed.

Ahh summer , wonderful summer.

Summer meant no school and no school meant more time with Edward and everyone else! "Good Morning Jazzy" I said trying to sound peppy. He laughed "Good Morning Alice" he said using the funny accent. "Human moment ?" I asked knowing he wouldn't say no. I grabbed some clothes that Bella had bought for me recently. I figured they would work. I walked to the bathroom and got ready.

I came back into the room to find Jasper had not moved at all. No big surprise there. "Shall we" he asked suddenly standing by my side , his arm extended. "We shall" I giggled interlocking my arm with his. We rode 'slowly' in the scary car to the Cullen's house. We got there to find Esme skipping around the flower beds singing like a little kid laughing hysterically. Emmett and Rosalie stood on the porch with their arms crossed across their chests. They shook their heads slowly and went back inside. Esme couldn't stop laughing even when she stopped skipping and mocking. "Hello my children" she greeted us. "Why Alice , you look lovely today my dear" she giggled. "Thanks , Mom !" I used a very loud and shrilly voice. Her eyes narrowed at me , Jasper fake coughed and she stopped. We both looked at him in question and confusion

"Why did you just do that ?" she asked him and I laughed. "What ?" he asked avoiding it. "Fake cough , it doesn't even make any sense ! We don't just cough randomly !" her voice got louder as she went on. "Well I-" he started "Uh-Uh-UH ! That was really-" she had just realized what she was doing

"oops , I mean , MOMMY LOVES YOU !" she hugged us and skipped off inside. "I'm kind of scared to go inside , is it worse ?" I asked Jasper. "Like you wouldn't believe" he shook his head. "What are Edward and Bella doing ?" I asked frantically.

"You'll see , and its not just them" he said laughing.

We walked in the door and I saw Edward and Bella.

They were sitting at the piano and Edward -with a serious look on his face- played random notes and chords. Creating a off key melody. Rosalie gazed at him pretending to be 'dazzled' as he played. He stopped playing and turned to gaze at her. "Its for you" he said lovingly. "Aww , Edward ! I love it so much ! I love you !" she hugged him and fell off the piano bench. "Aww , I love you too my graceful love" he said helping her back up. We stood there laughing. Edward turned and saw us , pretending like he didn't know we were there he said "Salutations Alice and Jasper. What brings you here this lovely day ?" he said using his special voice. I laughed , he had added an English accent to his breathy voice "We live here" I told him. He lightly tapped his chin with his finger. "Ohh yes that's right. Sorry my friends." we laughed and as we walked up the stairs Edward started playing again.

Let the mocking begin.

Hey people , this chapter was not as good as the first one . But , the next chapter will be better ! YAY !

Lots of funny mocking in the next one ! Any ideas for a new title ? The current one makes no sense !

Thanks and Salutations !

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