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Alice dropped me off back at my house. They were picking me up at six. So I only had a few hours left to get ready. Should I be ready for more? By the way Emmett suggested I was a little afraid of what might happen tonight. For Edward's sake I hope he didn't come home.
Bpov:
I said my hello to Charlie before rushing upstairs. I only had a few hours before their arrival. I took a shower letting the hot water spill down my face. I shaved in all the right areas making sure I was smooth all over. I lathered my body wash all over me. It contained jojoba oil along with a fragrance of coffee beans that lingers on my body for hours.
I stood in front of the mirror in my towel. My long brown hair scrunching up as it is slowly drying by air. I was pale but nothing compared to the Cullens. I never mind being pale it was a lot better than being fake and orange. I pause to think how would I look with tiny diamonds etched into my skin that every passing sunlight made me not glow but sparkle. A diamond in the rough and I'm sure sillier cliché fitted just as well.
I know Alice has stuff clothes that were suppose to be real clothes unlike my laid back style deep into my closet. With the Cullens you never know what outfit they were going to wear. Most of the time it was always dressy. I know I wanted to fit in for once. I knew Alice would love it if I wore a skirt and I had to admit it would be the perfect opportunity to feel my smooth legs. I weighed the pros and cons but sorry whom I truly am outweighed the pros tonight. I must say Victoria Secret has the softest panties ever. This is the one thing I'm glad that Alice has bought me. Slipping on a pair of black panties that has a small heart with the letter VS inside it to the right I though of how soft it felt.
I followed up by grabbing a pair of dark skinny jeans; when you think about it Alice can always feel my smooth legs after she takes my pants off. In the end it's a win-win to me. I button up a grey shirt purposely leaving a few buttons at the top open. I know the silly process of picking out an outfit took an hour on itself. Alice has already seen me in every possible outfit the good the bad and the slumming it. Yet alone she has seen what is underneath the clothes. I should really not try to so hard to impress a girl who probably already looked ahead of time to see what I don on.
Finishing up the getting ready ritual I ended it with touching up some make up. I was done early. Way too early that is. It left my mind to wander in its own pathetic self. The self of me that reminded me of a time when the Cullens had left me. Always lost in self doubt and asking why. Why did they talk around the subject of Edward? It had cross my mind before now that I out of six billion people on this world I was the one that get thrown across the path of vampires. She did see me coming after all it must have been fated. I was weird after all.
"Going out on a date Bells?"
"Yep. Just waiting now."
"Do you know where you are going? Hopefully not another baseball game, last time I checked it didn't end well."
"No Alice knows me pretty well, no sport like activity for the uncoordinated."
There was a slight rapping at the door. I could tell who it was without any second candid ability. To no surprise it was Alice at the door. Her golden eyes look me up and down. I could tell by the purring that she had approved for once.
"Maybe from now on I will let you dress yourself more often."
"That's all I'm asking."
They decided to use the Cadillac this evening. Every possible place, event, or some type of vampire weird fun time ran through my head. As long as if I don't have to worry about my uncoordinated skills things just might go smoothly. The sleek black ride rolled into the parking lot.
"Bella you ready to get your Tiger Woods on?" Emmett smirked at his own joke.
My confusion was soon answered with the obtuse neon sign. Welcome to the classic world tour of putt putt ladies and gentlemen. Silently Alice appeared next to me sliding her arms around me.
"I call the pink ball," Rosalie cheered. Emmett scored the green ball, Alice the yellow one, and I had the purple one. Twenty holes I can do this. I'm going to kick putt putt ass while having the worst score out of the three talented too extraordinary vampires.
Hole one was a breeze. Hole two simple as hole three was starting to get challenging. Alice and Rosalie were like a team beating the crap out of Emmett and me. They giggled like a bunch of girls making remarks about their couples. Halfway through the course Emmett settled his green ball down on the ground. This was one of those courses with a windmill blocking our way, as if we need even more of a challenge.
The hole to go through to the other end of the windmill was placed at the bottom. I looked from the hole to Emmett then back to the newly made hole at the top of the windmill. The ball went spiraling through the wood at the force of Emmett's swing.
"Damn it!" Emmett yelled right before snapping the putter in half. It was amazing to see him act out like that and I couldn't help to laugh but a sinking feeling snatched at me, I didn't want to be in the place of the putter.
"What happen to it's only a game babe come on?" Rosalie smirked at her witty banter.
"Game over then?" I asked raising the putter in the air begging for lightening to strike.
The girls giggled before Alice stated, "Yes game over and I think Emmett comes in last place for poor sportsmanship."
The girls including I went back to the Cadillac as Emmett returned and paid for damaged property. Alice cling onto me as she whispered into my ear, "Are you ready for the next surprise."
"I'm feeling pretty good after the putt putt I can take anything on tonight."
"Oh really? Let's hope you don't eat your words," Rosalie said smugly.
The sleek black ride drove over to another county line that was close to home. "Here you go Bella a gift for you." Alice handed over a black small wrapped present. It had a red bow around it. I undid the bow and slipped my index finger under a folded part of the paper. Slipping along the paper it had turned a small tint of red. I pulled back and thought oh shit not again.
My finger was pulled towards Alice's mouth. She sucked on my index finger and all of a sudden I could see the reason why some pig headed men were turned on by this action. It left a lot to the imagination of the power of the mouth. She winks before speaking "This time the small paper cut went down differently."
"From now on you all need to stop giving the klutz items that I can turn into a death trap." Inside the box was a fake ID. "This is a nice gag gift but why?"
"Just go along with it baby."
We ended up at a small bar. I wanted to freak out. Breaking the law as being the child of a cop makes me sweat like a whore in church.
Apov:
We all flashed our fake IDs gaining the ok to be here. Being around this long gave us the chance to make contacts and having great paper work done when needed to. We took a table in the back away from the rest of the crowd.
"Why are we here?"
"Well we can't enjoy the pleasure of alcohol and most of us haven't even had the chance to try it. We figured on the track you are going Bella that you will either klutz yourself to death or become one of us before having the chance to try one of these human experiences."
Emmett came to the table with a shot of everything the bar holds. That had to be a pretty penny. "I figure it would look fishy if I didn't get enough shots for the rest of us so I just widen the selection for Bella here." Bella's face was full with shock and fear for what to come laid ahead. "Cheers Bella."
One of the shots was picked up, it was brandy by the look of it. Bella's nose scrunched up at the smell of it. "I don't know."
Rosalie spoke up, "Oh just grow the balls and do it already Bella you are in good company."
This must have been a good thing to say for Bella stuck her tongue out testing the shot. A repugnant face took over. She took a small sip and started coughing. "You got to do it and do it fast then take a lime in your mouth to chase it," Rosalie said as she pushed the cup of limes towards Bella.
"Try the vodka. I got different kinds of that and of tequila." Emmett's smirk was too big for his face.
Bella only finished a few selected shots. Most of them she sip or was just too afraid to try them. The Patron was too strong for Bella almost making her spit up the rest of the shots but she took a liking to Cuervo. The saying one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor seem to be a correct one. We stopped her after the third one. She had one too many in her system anyhow.
Bella leaned in towards me slurring her speech, "You know I shaved for you tonight."
Laughter filled the space. "Did you now?"
"Yes you should feel how legs my smooth is."
I couldn't help but laugh she was a cute drunk, "I will feel your legs later promise."
Emmett drove us back to our house while Bella kept ranting on about how beautiful I was. She even went crazy to the point of saying "I always see Edward sparkle. I want to see you sparkle for once. Like naked and all sparkly."
Once home I wanted to avoid Carlisle and Esme parenting skills on our drunken Bella, so I carried her as fast as my little vampiric legs could carry me. "Alice?"
"Yes dear?" I replied while settling us on the bed.
"Did you want me drunk so you could take advantage of me?"
"I would like to hope that I don't need alcohol to do that."
"Good cause you don't" Bella then tried to unbutton the rest of her blouse.
"What are you doing?"
"Trying to get you to feel how smooth I am." Then she quickly changed to the removal of her jeans.
"Bella stop taking off your clothes I believe you." So what my mate is a cute and horny drunk I thought. She then started to kick a storm trying to kick the jeans off that just wasn't going anywhere. I removed them from her with one hand and the other rubbing her leg.
"There I feel how smooth you are which you always are."
"Alice," she pulled me down upon herself to get my face only inches from her. "I want you." With that she kissed me. I could feel my hand travel upward reaching closer to her warmth. It is a hard thing to do to turn down your mate when she is dripping with nothing but pure and honest lust. The words alone shook me.
"I can't Bella I rather you be sober for our first time."
"You don't want me?"
"No it has nothing to do with that. I always want you."
"You don't want me any more just like Edward."
Then the truth always comes out with the right amount of alcohol. "Is that what you think? Bella I will never leave you again. You are my mate I rather would die then ever leave you."
"Why is Edward coming back?"
"You heard that? My aren't you becoming more and more the sneaky one around here."
"I don't want him."
"I know but he is just going to come to handle the Victoria deal. You have to admit reading minds does come in handy from time to time."
"Big whoop."
I smiled at the child Bella coming through the drunk Bella. "Go to sleep baby."
Early in the morning there was a commotion downstairs. The scent was familiar to my olfactory nerves. Edward was home. I didn't want to leave Bella but I wanted to see how he would react. I sat awhile listening downstairs. The hugs and the welcome home were getting tiring. I left Bella's side but only for a moment I swore to myself. I stood at the top of the stairs looking down at the bed head style of my brother. His eyes were fading he would need to hunt soon.
Jasper nodded in my direction meaning his feelings were good for now. Joining my family downstairs I saw the slightest flinch echo off of Edwards body. I am sure my mind is swarming with nothing but Bella.
"Hello Alice."
"Edward."
He looked at me as if sizing me up. "So I can see that she is ok with everything."
"Everything is well."
"Clearly you already taken what once was mine."
"No not at all. You see she was never yours in the first place. Yet alone you left her."
"You knew how I felt."
"And you knew how I felt or did you forget all the times you barged in and read my mind."
The tension was in the air and I knew my family didn't want to take sides. "Well maybe she will enjoy some options now with all our feelings out in the open. May the best man win." Edward pronounces man louder than the rest of the sentence.
"There is nothing to win for you Edward." Bella had joined us fully awake and fully annoyed by the way her face look.
"Bella it's good to see you."
"I wish I could say the same Edward but I simply can not." Bella walked into my arms and I was not afraid to show my affection in front of everyone.
"Well perhaps you just need more time."
"I had enough time. It help me realize I was really in love with Alice all this time and I was lucky that she too felt the same."
Edward looked down pausing for a second. He left his mouth open like he usually does when speechless like a fool. "So you became a lesbian and fall under seduction cause I didn't touch you enough. This is only a phase and you know it. Now that I am home you will see soon enough. Soon enough she will leave you too Alice."
"You don't know what you are talking about! You don't get to waltz in here and tell me what love is. How dare you define me what love is when you knew Alice felt for me and you only caring for yourself went with it anyways. You fucking jerk. For once think about someone other than yourself."
Bella was so enrage that I should have seen what was going to happen. It's not the first time that Bella let her anger get the best of her. She started beating against his chest yelling at him. The instant he placed his hands on her I lost it. Seeing his marble hands squeeze around her pale flesh making indents into her arms was too much too handle.
With inhuman like speed I separated the two of them. With an open palm I push Edward backwards as he hits the wall knocking a few paintings down. "You better leave right now before I let her beat you with her tiny ineffectual fists," I growled at the man I once called my brother.