DONT WORRY GUYS I'M NOT DEAD.

*Rides on a crappy pink tricycle and shouts*

"The Midterms are coming! The Midterms are coming! The Midterms are coming!"

Yes, I HAZ THEM. I apologize if this is a little shorter than usual ^_^"

I FINALLY GAVE ARADIA A LINE. WHOOP. /Lol I forgot to include her OTL But I fixed it.

In inclusion with that, I took out the quirks from all of the chapters and will not use them in future ones. They're getting to rough to keep track of and people can't actually TaLk LiKe DiS. I will keep Sober!Gamzee and Eridan's though (Because Eridan has like a stutter or something LOL and well- I don't think I need to explain the soberness XD) Sorry about the sudden change. Don't mention it orz

OMG SOMEONE VOTED FOR SOLLUXxMAXINE IN THE POLLY-POLL

This has actually been in the back of my subconscious bu I ignored it since Love-Squares don't work out *COUGHbuttheyresexyCOUGH* ._. Ignore that.

I'll see what I can do later on in the chapters, little stranger who sails on that ship ^^"

Derp chapter is sort of Derpy .A.

OH AND DAVE'S BIRFDAY WAS ON THE 3RD OR SOMETHING WHOOP-WHOOP. *Blows kazoo* :D B)

I'm done talking now .n.

Disclaimer: I hope it is clear to you at this point that I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK

R&R :o)

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Soon enough, I woke up every troll and all of them had there faces to the windows, gawking at the fluffy white snow outside.

I open the screen door.

"Maxine what the hell are you going outside with only a shirt, shorts and stupid socks?" Karkat shouts. Pfft, it's funny the way he worries about me.

"The socks are fuzzy! They kept me warm last night!"

He blushes. "That's not the only thing that kept you warm! Now shut the up and go put on a jacket or something!"

Yes, I was going to go outside in my Pjayjays. I've lived in Oregon TOO long not to get used to the cold-weather.

"Put. On. A. Jacket. Right. FUCKING. Now!"

"I'd like to see you try." I run out the door and jump into the snow. YEAH BEOTCH. I JUST WENT INTO THE SNOW WITHOUT A COAT ON- WHAT CHU GONNA DO NOW?

I look around and everyone was basically doing there own thing with the snow. Once I explained to Terezi you can eat it or lick it, She was having a BLAST.

"Terezi I triple-dog dare you to lick that pole over there." Sollux shouts.

"You're on."

Oh no. This is not good. If Terezi can lick it, SHE WILL LICK IT. Even if she can't lick it she WILL stick her tongue on it!

"Terezi I don't think that's a good-" I wasn't even half way through my senetence and she already has her tongue on it.

"Hehehe, hey Sollux I sound just like you don't I?"

"Shut up!"

From the sounds of it, Terezi tries to move her mouth away from the pole but- like I had just predicted she was stuck.

"Eh? I can't get it out."

"Haha! I WON!"

I snicker and look once again in their direction, taking my eyes off Aradia and I's craptastic snow-fort.

"Hey A, can you go get the hair-dryer from my bathroom cabinet and try to get Terezi's tongue off that pole? I really don't feel like calling the Fire-department for something as stupid as licking a frozen pole." "Sure!" She scampers off into the house.

We're going to be out here for awhile...

"Ah-Ah-Chu!" I sneeze. I was currently wrapped up in a purple Snuggie drinking coffee. (Yes, I collect Snuggies. Don't judge me) "I told you to put a jacket on dumbass." Karkat says while setting himself next to me in the Loveseat. "I'm cold too. Share." He yanks one side of the Snuggie of my shoulder and puts it on himself.

I sniffle. "Yeah Yeah I get it. I'll wear a jacket next time. Jeez." I sneeze again and wipe my nose with a tissue. "Karkitty?" I ask nasally.

"Yeah, what?"

"Can you go get me some Pringles please? I'm hungry."

"No. Go get them yourself. Plus that isn't a good breakfast."

"What are you my mom? Please Karkaaaat~"

"NO."

"Well FINE, be that way. I will go get them myself. AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO SHARE THE DELICIOUSNESS WITH YOU." I stick my tongue out at him and walk to the kitchen. Lazyass Doesn't wanna get a poor little sick girl her motherfuckin' pringles.

I walk myself to the kitchen and then it occurs to me when I try to get the pribgkes on the top shelf in the pantry. I'm SHORT. You see my little mofos, Karkat is one of the tiniest out of all the trolls, and I was about an inch or two smaller than him.

"Nyeh! Nyeeeeh~! I GOT THIS!" I get on my tiptoes and try to reach for the retarded Pringles. My fingers couldn't even touch the can- so I was hoping since I got bitten by a spider a week ago, my spidey-senses would finally kick in.

"Need help little sis?"

I look behind me. "Oh hey Gamzee!" I wave "No I think I got this, but thanks." Toopid troll. I SAID I MOTHERFUCKIN GOT THIS. I am DETERMINED to get those Pringles! WAIT...Hey I'm not little! I'm FUN-SIZE. I'm like one of those little Puppy In My Pockets except, I'm a person. So it's PERSON IN YOUR POCKET.

I once again try and reach for the pringles, but epically fail. Note, I SAID EPICALLY.

"Okay, maybe I do need a little help." I sigh "But I still wanna get it myself. So I could do that, but still have you help me?"

"I've got an idea."

"What?"

He grabs me by the hips and puts me on his shoulders. "E-Eh?" I shout.

"Now you can grab them."

I facepalm my blushing face and grab the stupid chips. "K-Kay you can put me down now."

He sets me down in front of him. He smiles and ruffles my hair then skips away honking- doing whatever Gamzees do.

"At least at got my pringles." I mumble and take a bite out of my chips. AH~ I love the pizza flavored ones

"When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it- Show it- Show it...I'm sexy and I know it"

"YOUR PHONE!" I hear Karkat scream from the otherside of the room.

"I KNOW. I'M COMING!" I walk over back to the living room and get my phone from Karkat.

"Heeeeey~" We both say at the same time.

Of course, It was Kelsie.

"Who are you talking too?" Karkat whisper shouts. I cover the phone with my hand and go "It's Kelsie. NOW SHHH." He pouts.

"Did you see the snow?"

"Totally! So, what's up my Asian friend?"

"Well, Me- Anissa and Minnie wanted to throw a Christmas Party slash Celebratory End-of-Exams Party next week."

"Really! Sweet, where's it going to be at?"

"Well~"

Uh oh. Is this conversation going where I think it's going?

"We were hoping since your place is oober huge and your parents are never home..."

"You wanted to have it at my place."

"Yep! Pretty much! So how's about it Max? You in or out?"

I sigh. If they are going to have it HERE, that means either I hide the trolls or I spill the truth. They pretty much already blew my cover at school the other day so I guess having a party won't be THAT bad.

"How many people are coming?"

"Just about the whole Ninth grade and Saige."

"You sure? Nobody else will be coming?"

"Positive! We've got it ALL under control."

"Okay then I GUESS having a party won't hurt...I'm in!"

She squeals. "YES! This party is going to be awesome! Thank you Thank you Thank you!"

"No problem Kelsie."

"I'm going to call the girls so we can make invitations. Mind if we come make them at your place?"

"Yeah sure. Come over whenever."

"Thanks! See ya."

"See ya." I hang up the phone.

What the hell have I gotten myself into?