A/N: My second Brooke-shot! Woot XD
I thought I'd try a different kind of writing style. I've never written this way, so please, bear with me :) Do you like it? Do you never want to see me write this style again? Tell me so! [Though, if you are going to tell me that you don't want me writing like this ever again, please don't phrase it like that or else it'll probably hurt my feelings... :( ] But yeah, trying something new :P Always good for a writer :P
I hope you enjoy, and lots of laughs to you all :D
Don't be afraid to review!
Hey You
You there!
Yes! You!
Yohoho!
Oh, what a sight to see. You dropped something! It's right there, three steps back. There you go, you see? I do!
Except for the fact that I don't have eyes, of course!
Yohoho! Skull joke!
Get it? Because I'm a skeleton!
…What? Am I not hitting your funny bone?
Oh! Look at that! Another skull joke! And that last one happened by accident –I promise!
You don't believe me, do you?
My nakama never believe me either…
They don't laugh either sometimes. Luffy laughs most of the time. Chopper too. But Usopp, Franky and Sanji are going to wear me down until I'm skin and bones…
Oh my goodness! It's even worse than I imagined! I'm only bones.
…
Still nothing, huh? You, my friend, are a tough bone to break. Not that I want to break your bones. I must say though, you don't look like you're getting enough calcium. On the contrary, had I wanted to break your bones, I wonder how hard it would be. You need to drink more milk.
Oh-oh-oh-ooooohhhhh~~~!
Do you see her? She is a lovely woman, indeed. Very voluptuous.
One moment, please…
MA'AM! EXCUSE ME, MA'AM?
Ah, I'm glad I got your attention. How are you doing? Good? That's pleasing to hear! Yohoho! Now, ma'am, excuse me, but, perhaps, may I see your panties?
…
Yohoho, sorry you had to witness that. At least she doesn't hit as hard as Nami does. Now, she has a bone breaking fist. If you're ever going to ask a woman if you can see their panties, I highly suggest you don't ask Nami. It doesn't end well.
What? You never had any intention of asking a girl to see their panties? Are you out of your mind? Have you cracked your skull?
OI! CHOPPER! WE NEED A DOC– Pardon? You're fine, are you?
And yet you don't want to ask a girl if you can see her panties?
…
You're sure you're feeling alright?
…
Well, okay then.
…weirdo.
Whoa? What? I didn't say anything, I swear! Yohoho! You must be hearing things. Which is weird, because you have ears.
So, I –oh, sorry, one second, excuse me.
...
-Sign where? Here? Who am I making this out to? Oh, that's such a pretty name! Yohoho –like music to my ears! But I don't have ears! Yohoho. Yes.
Here you are~ And may I ask if I can see your panties?
What? I can keep them? No, I couldn't.
Well, if you insist… No –that would be ungentlemanly. I can't.
Thank you for being a fan! Farewell~!
Did you see that? She laughs.
AND she offered me her panties.
I should have taken them. But Nami wouldn't have let me keep them anyway…
Oh? Busy? No, I understand. I'm dead to you, aren't I?
… still nothing, huh?
Well, I thought it was funny! Yohoho!
Go. Just go. I should get back to my nakama now anyway.
But it was nice to meet you! Yohoho!
Perhaps we'll meet again some day.
Until then, I bid you adieu.
Oh, Franky. Who was that you ask?
I don't even know their name.
Let's go back to the ship now.
I wonder if Nami will show me her panties?