A/N: This is a funny one. (In that I will never own anything and yet continue to write fanfiction as though I do.) No, seriously, my friend read it and said it made her giggle. I proved it with science.
Oh, and this one and the one before were also written in fall of 2010.
"It won't work," Sherlock called to him as he passed through the chaos of the sitting room and entered the chaos of their kitchen. John stopped abruptly and rubbed sleep from his eyes, frowning.
"Sorry, what won't work?"
"The microwave," came the listless voice from the sofa.
John thought about this.
"The microwave won't work."
"Yes, I just said that."
"Why won't it work, Sherlock?" He let the irritation bleed into his voice and watched the microwave with sleepy apprehension.
There was an annoyed sigh from behind him. "I reprogrammed it."
John rolled his eyes and smiled. "Well, if that's all. It's not hard to reset-"
"No no no." There was that superior sigh again. "I didn't reprogram the settings on it, I replaced the wiring to change the current in order to increase the frequency of the electromagnetic waves."
John blinked. It was too early for this conversation.
"You what?"
"There's cereal in the cupboard. I suggest you stick to that."
John mouthed I'm watching you at the microwave before heading to the sink to clean a bowl.