HELLO GOODBYE
Claudine: So now we know that Lauren's surprise birthday party is no longer a surprise..
Lola: I didn't know it was a surprise.
Claudine: Lola you asked her if she was looking forward to her SURPRISE party, the clue is in the
title!
Lauren: It's fine Lola, (glaring at Claudine) I hate surprises anyway.
Claudine: So, since the fork supper that Danny and myself hosted was such a success, we
thought we'd do the same for Laurens party.
Lauren: You're going to cook again?
Claudine: Yes me and Danny.
Danny: What?
A quiet descends over the group, everyone with horrid memories of Claudine's attempts at
cooking.
Claudine: Problem?
Jez: No, course not. Right Guys?
Everyone tries to sound enthusiastic, general nodding of heads
Claudine: Excellent, so I expect everyone at the house for eight plus the birthday girl of
course.
Lauren tries to look enthusiastic
Claudine: Come on Danny we have a party to organize.
Claudine grabs Danny by the arm, dragging him away with her. He looks back mouthing HELP!
Lola: Oh no her food is totally grossalicious!
BB: Tell me about it.
Lola :(looks puzzled) I just did!
BB thinks about explaining but gives up
Lauren: This is going to be the worst birthday party ever and that includes the time when I was six
and threw up all over the cat!
Jez: Come on guys it's not that bad.
Everyone looks at Jez as if he's gone insane
Jez: Ok so, stopping at the takeaway before then?
Everyone: YES!
Jez: Excellent I'll go tell Ronnie
After breaking the news to Ronnie, Jez sees Lauren at her locker. He goes over to her.
Jez: Hey birthday girl.
Lauren: Hiya
Jez: Lauren would it ok if I invited Jonas tonight? I'd like him to meet everyone.
Lauren: It's about time; i've been dying to meet him.
Jez smiles really excited about showing off Jonas to all his mates
Later Jez is walking up the stairs just as Jonas is about to descend
Jez: Hey, I was just looking for you.
Jonas: Oh yeah!
He grabs Jez by his tie and pulls him up the few remaining stairs. Keeping hold of his tie they
stand close together.
Jez: So what are you doing tonight?
Jonas: What you got in mind?
Jez: Laurens having a birthday party thought I could show you off to everyone
Jonas: I'd Love to
Jez takes a quick look around him he puts his hands on Jonas's waist pulling him closer, They
kiss.
Later that evening
Claudine: Ta Da!
Claudine reveals the table full of party food, all strange looking things on sticks. Everyone looks
Horrified about the prospect of eating any of it.
BB: Great (whispering to Jez) i'm about to throw up!
Claudine: Wait for it. Danny
Danny brings a large and lopsided cake with the words Hoppy Birthday squeezed out in cream
Claudine: DANNY! It says Hoppy!
Danny: The tube wasn't working properly
Everyone desperately tries not to laugh
Lauren: Thanks it's lovely
Ronnie: Yeah Hoppy Birthday Lauren!
Everyone bursts out laughing, Claudine pouts for a minute
Claudine: Oh never mind, fruit punch anyone?
Everyone has a glass of punch and things on paper plates, Jez glances over to Ronnie who
seems to be concealing something in a plant pot.
Jez: Er Ronnie, what are you doing?
Ronnie jumps and spins round
Ronnie: Nothing, oh it's you. I'm trying to hide a sausage; at least I think it's a sausage.
Jez: It is, mine's in there as well!
Ronnie looks at the plant more carefully, they both laugh
Ronnie: So where's Jonas?
Jez: Oh he said he might be late he's got extra drama lessons. They're doing a play in a couple of
weeks.
Ronnie: Oh am I invited.
Jez: I'm sure I can get you a ticket, if you're good!
Ronnie: I'll give you extra chips, how's that
Jez: Deal
Claudine: Well Lauren you have to admit I do throw fabulous parties
Lauren: Yeah,great
Claudine narrows her eyes, not sure whether Lauren is being sarcastic or not. Lauren smiles
Lauren: Yes Claudine it' been lovely, really
Claudine smiles, happy all her hard work has paid off. Lauren leaves Claudine and makes her
way over to Jez who is looking at his phone
Lauren(smiling) Hey you're supposed to be entertaining the birthday girl
Jez: Sorry
Lauren: I'm kidding, has he not called
Jez shakes his head
Lauren: There'll be a reason, he's probably just got held up
Jez: Yeah,probably
The next day, Jez is walking down the corridor he feels like he's been punched in the stomach, he
can't understand why Jonas didn't show. Just then Anna appears
Anna: Jez, can I have a word?
They both go into the staff room, Jez takes a seat
Anna: Jez i've just been speaking to Danny, he said you're good friends with Jonas Singer.
Jez: Yes that's right.
Jez feels his stomach tighten, something's not right.....
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