My sister just made us a new recipe she wanted to try out…we were worried cause she can't cook to save her son's life. She made a pizza…A CINNAMON PIZZA! Oh my god it was absolutely DISGUSTING! Lisa, sis, I'm SO sorry if you're reading this, but my god, take some stupid cooking classes! I mean, seriously sis, a CINNAMON PIZZA? WHO MAKES THAT? WHO? WHO?
This chapter is dedicated to: (it was SOO hard to decided guys) CatHeatsU. That's actually a good point. You can't smell the elephants fart. True.
Crazy Ride
Chapter 3
Andre walks into Sikowitz's class, smiles and all. He sees Beck, Jade, and Robbie sitting there already, with a few other people in the room. "What's up, guys?" He greets as he drops his backpack by a chair in the empty row, waiting for his girlfriend. "Beautiful day, am I right?"
Jade narrowed her eyes at him. "Why are you in such a great mood?" She asked rudely.
It didn't break Andre's high spirits though as he grins. "Why wouldn't I be? I have an amazing career, a gorgeous girlfriend, a healthy bundle of joy on the way, and life is the best."
"I'm going to be sick with all your joyfulness." Jade said, trying not to gag.
Beck rolled his eyes. "Jade, be nice. Anyways, so I'm guessing Cat's ultrasound had gone well yesterday?"
"Yup." Andre nodded, smiling proudly. "The baby is healthy, Cat is healthy, and if they're both safe, then I'm content."
"Dang, Andre, I've never seen you this happy before." Robbie commented, with Rex sitting on his lap.
"Yeah, too happy." The puppet added with disgust. "Where is the nearest trash can so I can puke?"
"Rex, I'm going to squish your head like a lemon if you don't shut up." Andre threatened.
"Come on, Cat, PLEASE!"
"No!"
The gang, and the whole classroom, looked towards the door and saw Tori come in and hold the door open for Cat, who looked frustrated. "Cat, come on! It's never too early to plan a baby shower!"
"It is WAY too early to plan my baby shower!" Cat countered, putting her heavy backpack down by Andre's and it landed with a THUD. "I don't want to hear anymore of this!"
"But-"
"TORI, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" Cat snapped loudly, her face practically turning red with anger.
Tori pouted and went to sit in the second row.
Cat sighed in relief that the argument was over. Everyone else in the classroom, on the other hand, was a bit frightened by her. Cat turned to everyone with a smile. "Hi, everyone!" She greeted, smiling brightly.
They looked a bit freaked out by her mood swing, but shrugged it off.
"Hey, Cat."
"Hi, Cat!"
And some more.
Cat stood towards the front a little. "Okay, guys, listen to this: Knock, knock?"
"Uh, who's there?" Robbie asked first.
Cat smiled towards him. "Isn't."
"Isn't who?" Rex joined in.
"Isn't life amazing?" Cat answered, giggling. "I know…it's funny." She says, going to sit down next to Andre.
Jade groaned. "God, you and Andre are going to kill me with your giddy attitudes."
Suddenly, Cat snapped her head towards Jade. "What's THAT supposed to mean?"
"Oh, for the love of-"
"ANYWAYS," Andre stopped Jade from upsetting his girlfriend anymore. "Did you and Tori go shopping after I dropped you off yesterday? I've never seen this beautiful outfit before." He said, motioning to Cat's beige v-neck shirt that was lose at the waist to fit her 4 month pregnant stomach and a pair of maternity black shorts that went to her knees.
Cat nodded with a bright smile. "Yes! Tori and I bought so much maternity clothes, I'm so excited! Now I can be comfortable again!"
Andre couldn't stop his smile as he kissed her cheek. "I'm so glad you're happy."
"Good morning, class!" Sikowitz walked in, setting his bag down in a random corner.
Cat snuggled up a bit in her boyfriend's protective arms and smiled to her teacher. "Hi, Sikowitz!"
"I woke up today and I had a vision of a wonderful skit!" Sikowitz explained. "Andre and Cat! Get up and get your tooshies over here! This scene is for you two!"
Andre stood up and helped Cat up, who groaned, since she had JUST sat down and gotten comfortable. He helped her onto the stage and they both faced Sikowitz, who stepped down.
"You both are about to be parents." Sikowitz suddenly blurted out.
Everyone blinked.
"Old news there, Sikowitz." Jade said. "It's not hard to see that with Cat's stomach growing."
Cat gasped. "It's THAT big?"
Before Andre could calm her down, Tori smiled. "Cat, you look like a glowing pregnant angel."
Cat smiled. "Aw, thanks, Tori!"
"Anyways, Andre and Cat; you are about to be parents to a wonderful baby!" Sikowitz continued. "In this skit, Cat, you go into labor in the middle of the night. You wake up and wake your husband, who is Andre, and then Andre, you have to go into a panic state! You must rush around, freak out, etc, etc. Cat, you have to be the calm one, but still in pain. ACTION!" He yelled into Andre's face and then stepped back down into Andre's seat.
Cat looked towards Andre. "Oh, Andre, dear, it's time!"
Andre rubbed his eyes, looking like he was just woken up. "Time? Time for what? It's 3 in the morning." He groaned out.
Cat grabbed his arm and shook him a little. "WAKE UP! It's time!"
Andre shook himself awake. "What time?"
"THAT TIME!" Cat screeched. "The baby is coming! My water broke! The baby's COMING!"
Andre's eyes widened dangerously. "What? WHAT?"
"Get me to a hospital!" Cat yelled out.
"Um, wow, um, holy crap, I'm going to be a dad!" Andre grabbed at his dreads.
"You had 9 months to prepare for this, Andre! There is no need to figure that out right now!" Cat snapped. "Help me to the car and drive me to a hospital! I'm not having this baby at home!"
"Oh, oh, okay! Um…car keys…car keys…" Andre patted his pockets like he was looking for something. "Oh, crap, honey, I lost the car keys."
"YOU WHAT?" Cat screamed. "Andre, the baby is COMING, and you lost the car keys! Call an ambulance!"
Andre looked nervous as he paced a bit. "Okay, okay…um…how? What? What am I doing?"
"Oh for the love of God, Andre, pick up the phone and call 9-1-1!" Cat said, holding her swollen stomach. "Did you pack the overnight bag?"
Andre froze.
Cat growled. "You FORGOT to pack the overnight bag? Andre I told you to do that 4 months ago!"
Andre took deep breaths. "Wait, wait, I can fix this!"
"HOW?"
"I'm not entirely sure just yet." Andre gulped. "Um…"
RING….RING…RING…
Everyone jumped at the ringtone, as Sikowitz rubbed his ears. "Oh, the ringing is back!"
"Sikowitz!"
"WHAT?" Sikowitz shouted, stilling fiddling at his ear.
"That was a phone." Robbie told him to calm him.
Sikowitz stopped messing with his ear and crossed his arms. "Whose?"
Tori shakily raised her hand. "Mine…"
"TORI!"
"I thought I had it on vibrate!" Tori whined.
"Okay, that's a scene." Sikowitz sighed out.
"But we didn't finish." Cat told him.
"Too late." Sikowitz walked up to the couple. "By now, you would've had that baby at home and you'd be screwed."
Cat gasped. "Thanks a lot, Tori." Andre scowled at the Latina, who made his girlfriend unhappy.
Ring, ring, ring…
"Who's phone was THAT?" Sikowitz snapped.
"That was the bell…" Beck said slowly.
"Oh…class dismissed!" And he ran out after grabbing his bag.
"Lunch, yay!" Cat stepped off the stage by herself and walked to her bag.
Andre panicked. "Cat! Wait for me next time!"
"Dammit, Cat, you could've tripped or something!" Jade snapped.
"Wait for one of us to help you down next time." Tori scolded the girl.
"One of us is always around, Cat, so just tell us." Beck said, with his arms crossed.
Cat's jaw dropped. "Oh my goodness, I can't do anything for myself?"
"No, because that's the most precious baby in the world you are carrying." Robbie told her. "We just want you to be careful."
"Can't let you get hurt again." Rex added on.
Everyone winced at the again part in Rex's sentence.
"BURRITOS!" Robbie yelled out, coming to sit at the table with the rest of his friends. "The best time of the week!"
"I like ravioli better." Jade commented, ruining Robbie's good mood.
"Must you stomp on everyone's parade?" Tori asked the devilish girl across from her.
"Yes, I must." Jade murmured.
Everyone laughed, besides Tori.
Andre nudged Cat's arm softly. "How's your lunch, Lil' Red?"
Cat smiled. "Delicious! I was starving!" Everyone chuckled. "What? I'm feeding for two! And I bet you anything I'm having a boy, because boys eat a lot! And let me tell you guys, this baby loves to eat!"
"We can tell." Rex said.
Cat glared. "What's THAT supposed to mean?"
Rex's jaw dropped. "Dude, can anyone ever win with you? You crazy chick!"
"Andre!" Cat slapped her boyfriend's arm as Andre was taking a bite from his burrito. "Do something! That puppet is being mean to me!"
"Rex is not a puppet!" Robbie snapped at the redhead.
"He is too!" Cat growled back.
Andre swallowed his mouthful of food and recovered from being smacked on the arm. "Robbie, put Rex away or else." He glared.
"But-"
Suddenly, the whole table heard a whimper. All eyes went towards Cat, who dropped her burrito and put her hands to her large stomach. "Ow…" She mumbled.
Andre panicked. "What is it? Is it the baby? What's wrong? Talk to me, babygirl!" He asked at once, his heart racing with worry that something was wrong with his beloved girlfriend.
"I don't think that burrito was a good choice for lunch." She said, pain filling her voice.
"Why?" Beck asked as Jade already snatched her keys and everyone stood up, knowing they were about to take Cat to the emergency room.
"My stomach hurts."
Thanks to
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My sister is having a panic attack and thinks no one likes her anymore because she only got 4 reviewers for her chapter…come on, guys, help me here. Please review her chapter 4 story, bucket list. I beg of you. But also, is her chapter even showing up? We can't get it to. Answer that please.
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?''
-Izzy-
Preview for Chapter 4
"I don't think pregnant women are allowed to eat spicy foods." Robbie said.
"Oh NOW you tell us!" Andre glared at him over Cat's head. Robbie cowered. "Everything's going be alright, Cat. The baby will be fine."
"I'm more worried about you guys." Cat said. "You guys are acting insane."
"Well, Cat, that is what happens when the baby of the group is having a baby." Jade said, pulling up to the hospital.