From: dr . s sdhc . k12 . us
To: carcinoGeneticist trollian . com
CC to: apocolypseArisen trollian . com, arachnidsGrip trollian . com, centaursTesticle trollian . com
Date: Thurs, Sept 8 at 6:10 PM
Subject: Re: Officer Positions
Dear Officers (I'm forwarding this to the other three club officers, I do hope you don't mind, Mr. Vantas.),
Congratulations on your positions. I'm sure you four will work wonderfully together to keep Video Game Club running smoothly. Now, I have a couple orders of business for you work out before or during the next meeting.
Firstly, I need you to work out a schedule for the meetings. I recognize that many of the members are involved in other extracurricular activities besides this club. Contact the members regarding their activities, and see if you can determine a good day to hold the meetings.
Secondly, I need you to come up with a set of rules. The club house is yours to use as you wish, and I am willing to pay all the bills on it. However, I expect it to be in a similar condition to it is now at the end of the year. So, please include rules to keep the house clean and undamaged.
Thirdly, I need you to figure out a good budget. Have set up a bank account for the club, and have deposited $50 to start you out. Any other money you need for things you desire will have to be fundraised or donated by members of the club.
The first two tasks may be divided up among you as you please. The third task will be primarily up to Veronica, as treasurer. My only request is that every decision is run by KK and Elliot. They have the final word, after all.
Thank you for your cooperation. Here's to what will hopefully be an excellent year!
Your Sponsor,
Dr. S
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT] at 6:30 PM
CG: ALRIGHT, ELLIOT. ANY IDEAS ON WHAT DAY WE SHOULD DO THE NEXT MEETING?
CT: D - Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays will not work, as Erin has marching band rehearsal.
CG: UGH. FUCKING GREAT.
CT: D - I believe Natalie is going to sched001 her club for one of those three days, so that will not be an issue
CG: WELL THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
CG: HOLD ON, VERONICA IS TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling centaursTesticle [CT] at 6:32 PM
arachinidsGrip [AG] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 6:31 PM
AG: KKKKKKKK
AG: Dang it, your name does not work!
AG: Paaaaaaaay aaaaaaaatteeeeeeeeention to meeeeeeee.
AG: I have something to tell youuuuuuuu.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, VERONICA?
AG: Fathia has an afterschool activity for consideration.
CG: AND THAT WOULD BE?
AG: Swim team. Afterschool. Mondays and Fridays.
CG; WHY THE FUCK ARE THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE KIDS MORE INVOLVED THAN ALL OF US COMBINED?
CG: UGHHHH. WELL THAT CERTAINLY NARROWS THINGS THE FUCK DOWN.
AG: Erin has other after school activities?
CG: YES. APPARENTLY, HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG IS IN MARCHING BAND, AND HAS PRACTICE ON MONDAYS, TUESDAYS, AND FRIDAYS.
AG: Pro8lem solved then!
AG: We'll have meetings on Wednesdays. ::::)
CG: WHATEVER. I'LL GO TELL ELLIOT.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [CT] at 6:42 PM
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT] at 6:42 PM
CG: MEETINGS ARE GOING TO BE ON WEDNESDAYS. FATHIA HAS SWIM TEAM PRACTICE ON FRIDAY.
CT: D - Well okay then
CT: D - Does Veronica have anything on the budget yet
CG: FUCK.
GC: I FORGOT TO FUCKING ASK. HOLD ON.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [CT] at 6:44 PM
arachinidsGrip [AG] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 6:44 PM
CG: DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE BUDGET YET?
AG: Yes. We need to 8uy more games. The collection at the house is for a bunch of 8aaaaaaaa8ies.
AG: Oh, and snackssssssss. Snacks are always a crowd winner. ::::)
CG: WE HAVE $50.
CG: WHY CAN'T WE JUST BRING OUR OWN FUCKING GAMES? THE HOUSE HAS EVERY FUCKING CONSOLE EVERY MADE.
AG: Who's treasurer here, KK?
CG: UGH. FINE.
CG: $50 WILL GET US LIKE. THREE FUCKING GAMES. 5 MAX IF WE GET SHITTY SECONDHAND GAMES.
CG: HOW DO YOU INTEND TO GET MORE MONEY FOR SNACKS AND WHATNOT?
AG: Well. The way most clubs do. Collect dues.
CG: NO.
AG: 8ut KK, it makes the most sense.
CG: NO. MY WORD IS FINAL ON THIS. YOU ARE NOT REQUIRING ANYONE IN THIS CLUB TO PAY ONE FUCKING CENT.
AG: But why? I promise it won't be anything ridiculous!
CG: N. FUCKING. O. NOT EVERYONE IS AS FORTUNATE AS YOU, VERONICA.
CG: THIS CLUB IS OPEN TO EVERYONE, WHETHER THEY CAN PAY OR NOT. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL.
AG: Ugh. Fiiiiiiiine. We'll do fundraisers and stuff. I'll see if I can get some local business to sponsor us.
CG: UGGGGH. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [CT] at 6:59 PM
gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 6:59 PM
GC: K3NNY
GC: K3NNY
GC: K3NNY
GC: KK
GC: KK
GC: KK
GC: K3NNY
CG: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS SO IMPORTANT, TERESA.
GC: I H4D 4N 1D34
GC: FOR 4 CLUB RUL3
CG: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW WE'RE MAKING A RULE LIST?
GC: 1 D1DNT
GC: UNT1L JUST NOW
GC: H3H3H3
CG: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU ONE DAY.
GC: BUT S3R1OUSLY I HAD 4N 1D34
CG: UGH. WHATEVER. TELL ME YOUR FUCKING IDEA.
GC: 1F YOU US3 TH3 B3D YOU MUST W4SH TH3 SH33TS ;)
CG: OH MY GOD.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WHAT THE HELL POSSESED YOU TO THINK A RULE LIKE THAT WOULD EVER BE NESSECERY.
GC: K4L31GH
GC: 4PP4R3NTLY V3RON1C4 H4D SOM3 1D34S WH3N SH3 W4S SCOP1NG OUT THE HOUS3
CG: AEITSGASLIEUTVASEIVASVASUL
CG: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.
CG: I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND I NEVER HEARD THAT.
GC: H3H3H3
GC: YOUR3 TH3 ON3 WHO 4SK3D WH3R3 1 GOT TH3 1D34 FROM
CG: I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST BEING YOUR NORMAL PERVERT SELF.
CG: GOD.
GC: H3H3H3
GC: BUT YOU S33 WHY SUCH A RUL3 IS N3SS3C3RY
CG: UGH. YES. NOBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THAT.
CG: I SHOULD PROBABLY TELL…FUCK, THIS IS TOO HARD.
CG: DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GROUP CONVO.
GC: DO 1 LOOK L1K3 ST3V3N
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU DID.
GC: FUCK YOU
CG: :p
CG: ANYWAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTION, TERESA.
GC: H3H3H3
GC: YOUR3 W3LOM3 KK
gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 7:22 PM
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmeggedons [TA] at 7:22 PM
CG: HEY, TECH GEEK.
CG: I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
TA: ye2?
CG: HOW DO YOU DO GROUP CONVERSATIONS IN TROLLIAN?
TA: you can't.
CG: FUCK.
TA: but you might be able to do a memo.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
TA: ba2iically, iit's liike a message board. anyone can post there.
CG: CAN I PREVENT CERTAIN PEOPLE FROM POSTING THERE?
TA: ye2. you can ban anyone you wiish.
CG: FUCKING SWEET. HOW DO I SET IT UP.
TA: hell if ii know. ii've ju2t heard about the feature.
CG: DON'T YOU FUCKING WORK FOR TROLLIAN OR SOMETHING?
TA: gettiing paiid to beta te2t/hack to check 2ecurity i2 not workiing for them
CG: CLOSE ENOUGH.
CG: DO THEY EVEN KNOW THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMN HIGHSCHOOLER?
TA: iirrelevant.
GC: IT'S COMPELTELY RELEVANT. AREN'T THERE CHILD LABOR LAWS AND SHIT?
TA: ii can code better than half theiir team.
TA: the only thiing the knowledge of my age would result iin iis me gettiing paiid le22.
GC: YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DON'T FUCKING : WHY AM I EVEN STILL TALKING TO YOU?
CG: LOAD OF HELP YOU'VE BEEN.
TA: that'2 my job.
CG: LATER, FUCKASS.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmeggedons [TA] at 7:29 PM
carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened public bulletin board BLUB FUCKASSES at 7:45 PM.
CG opened memo on board CLUB FUCKASSES at 7:37 PM.
CG: OH GOD, IT ACTUALLY WORKED.
CG: SHIT, I SHOULD HAVE COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME.
gallowsCalibrator [GC] replied to memo at 7:38 PM
GC: GR34T JOB 1D1OT
CG: GO AWAY TERI. THIS IS FOR OFFICERS ONLY
arachnidsGrip [AG] replied to memo at 7:39 PM
AG: Yeah, Pyrope. Get lost. I won the election. ::::)
GC: SHUT TH3 FUCK UP S3RK3T
GC: 1 D1DNT W4NT THE POS1T1ON 4NYW4Y
GC: 1T W4S 4 FUCK1NG JOK3
AG: Sure Pyrope. Suuuuuuuure. You just don't want to admit that the club likes me better. ::::)
centaursTesticle [CT] replied to memo at 7:42 PM
CT: D - KK, don't you think you sh001d break this up
CT: D - We do need to get work done
GC: KK 1S PROB4BLY TOO 3NT3RT41N3D TO W4NT TO 1NT3RF3R3
GC: 1N F4CT H3S PROB4BLY 4W4Y POPP1NG POPCORN R1GHT NOW
apocolypseArisen [AA] replied to memo at 7:42 PM
AA: s0rry im late
AA: people were using the c0mputer
AA: what did I miss
CG: FUCK YOU TERESA.
CG banned GC from replying to memo.
AG: Nothing much, Aria. The usual.
AA: well alright then
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: ARIA, WE HAVE A DAY SET FOR THE MEETINGS (WEDNESDAY), AND VERONICA KIND OF SORT OF NOT REALLY AT ALL HAS A BUDGET.
AG: Hey. I like my budget.
CG: YOUR BUDGET CONSISTS OF "BUY VIDEO GAMES AND SNACKS" AND "FUND RAISE AND MAYBE GET A SPONSOR"
AG: Exactly. I like it. It's simple, and flexible.
CT: D - Veronica, I have to side with KK on this one
CT: D - A budget us001ally involves numbers
AG: But numbers are booooooooring. ::::(
CG: IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WORK WITH GODDAMN NUMBERS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING ACCEPTED THE POSITION OF TREASURER.
CG: AT LEAST TERESA WOULD HAVE HAD FUN LICKING A CALCULATOR OR SOMETHING.
AG: Ugh. Fiiiiiiiine. Be back in a bit.
arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased replying to memo at 7:55 PM.
AA: why w0uld teresa lick a calculat0r
CG: ONE OF THE WAYS SHE "SEES".
CG: SHE EITHER POURS SCENTED OILS ON EVERYTHING AND SNIFFS EVERYTHING LIKE A DOG.
CG: OR RUBS DIFFERENT SYRUPS ON IT AND PUTS EVERYTHING IN HER MOUTH LIKE AN INFANT.
AA: that's a little strange
CG: PSYCHOTIC IS MORE LIKE IT.
CT: D - I believe we have more important matters to discuss than Teresa's disability
CG: RIGHT. RULES. WE NEED TO MAKE THEM.
CG: I HAVE THE FIRST ONE. "IF YOU USE THE BED, YOU HAVE TO WASH THE SHEETS."
AA: what 0_0
CT: D - KK, that is rather l00d
arachnidsGrip [AG] replied to memo at 8:02 PM
AG: KK. The bedroom habits of me and my girlfriend are not the business of the club.
CG: THEY ARE IF YOU TWO ARE FUCKING ON THE SHEETS OF OUR CLUB HOUSE!
CG: NOBODY WANTS TO SIT DOWN ON THE BED, AND DISCOVER THAT THE SHEETS ARE WET WITH YOUR
CG: GIRL STUFF.
AG: Real mature, KK. Real mature.
CG: WEREN'T YOU DOING SOMETHING?
AG: Shut up, KK.
arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased replying to memo at 8:06 PM.
AA: w0w
AA: um
AA: I second that rule
CT: D - I. Uh. I do not know what to say to that
CT: D - But based on the circumstances, I also agree that the suggestion is reasonable
CT: D - For housekeeping purposes
AA: I have an0ther idea f0r a rule
AA: h0w ab0ut s0mething simple like respect y0ur fell0w members
twinArmeggedons [TA] replied to memo at 8:09 PM.
TA: ha
TA: the day that our friiend2 2how re2pect for each other ii2 the day the world end2
CG: STEVEN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] banned twinArmageddons [TA] from replying to memo.
AA: anyway
AA: I was saying
AA: 0bvi0usly there are s0me deep set rivalries between s0me 0f y0u
AA: but i d0nt think its a g00d idea t0 let th0se be dragged int0 the club
CT: D - I agree
CG: AND HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU EXPECTING TO GET EVERYONE TO FOLLOW THIS?
CT: D - Maybe instead of telling everyone to respect each other flat out, we could state it differently
CT: D - Something like "The clubhouse is neutral ground. Within its doors, equal respect is to be had of all members, regardless of outside opinions."
CG: THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOD.
CG: YOU COULD PROBABLY EVEN GET TERESA TO FUCKING AGREE TO THAT.
AA: thats exactly what I was g0ing f0r
CT: D - I have an idea, housekeeping wise
CT: D - Nobody is allowed to leave the premises post meeting until the clubhouse is completely clean
CG: ANOTHER GOOD FUCKING IDEA.
CG: DAMN, ELLIOT. YOU'RE ACTUALLY BEING USEFUL FOR ONCE.
CT: D - I resent that
CT: D - But will abstain from commenting
AA: h0w are we g0ing t0 appr0ach the idea 0f using the clubh0use 0n n0n meeting days
AA: dr s said we c0uld after all
AA: it c0uld be s0mewhere quiet t0 g0 aftersch00l t0 d0 h0mew0rk and whatn0t
CG: I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT THAT.
CG: WITH HOW CLOSE IT IS TO THE SCHOOL, I HAVE A FEELING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT TO USE IT.
CT: D - How about something to the effect of "You must notify an officer before you use the clubhouse on a non meeting day"
CT: D - We should probably also set up some guidelines so that people do not abuse the privilege, though
AA: i like kks rule of n0b0dy is all0wed there after 6
AA: unless they have special permissi0n
CT: D - If we're going to follow through with this, I would like to bring something up
CT: D - This will make it much easier for certain people to participate in certain l00d activities
CG: YEAH WELL. THEY'RE GOING TO DO IT WHETHER WE GIVE THEM A PLACE TO OR NOT.
CG: AS LONG AS THEY WASH THE SHEETS AFTERWARD, I REALLY DON'T CARE.
AA: yeah its really n0t 0ur business anyway
CT: D - Okay then. If that is your decision
CG: AND AS LONG AS THEY NOTIFY US, WE CAN SEND OUT A MASS TEXT.
CG: "AVOID THE CLUB HOUSE TUESDAY. VERONICA AND KALEIGH ARE GETTING IT ON."
arachnidsGrip [AG] replied to memo at 8:27 PM
AG: I see the subject hasn't changed.
CG: DO YOU HAVE A BUDGET, OR ARE YOU JUST HERE TO BUG THE HELL OUT OF US?
AG: Both, of course. ::::)
CG: UGHHHH. WHATEVER. BUDGET. GO.
AG: First off. My mom is willing to sponsor us $75 a month as long as she can list us under "community outreach programs" on her campaign site.
AA: 0_0
CG: SWEET. NOW TELL US HOW YOU PLAN TO BLOW EVERY CENT OF THAT.
AG: Shut up, KK.
AG: Gamefly is $22.95 a month. It gets us a rental on two video games a month, which we can vote on and stuff.
AG: I propose a $27 dollar-a-month snack budget, which is about $7 a meeting.
AG: Anything more than that, people have to bring for themselves.
CT: D - That still leaves about $25
CG: BIG, TALL, AND SWEATY'S RIGHT. WHAT'S THE LAST 25 BUCKS FOR?
AG: Emergencies, parties, whatever.
AG: If you're opening up the house for people after school, I suggest school supplies and condoms.
CG: EXCEPT, YOU KNOW. IT'S ONLY YOU AND KALEIGH FUCKING. AND YOU DON'T NEED CONDOMS.
AG: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. As if that will last very long.
AG: It's like $6 for a pack of 12. Put one in each of the bedrooms. $12 should last the whole year, with your prediction.
CG: Except you know. WE DON'T NEED CONDOMS AT ALL.
arsenicCatnip [AC] replied to memo at 8:41 PM
AC: :33 if we don't use them, they're purrfect for water balloon fights. *ac giggles and runs off before cg can ban her*
arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased replying to memo at 8:41 PM
CG: IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING CLUB READING THIS MEMO?
caligulasAquarium [CA] replied to memo at 8:42 PM
CA: wwell im here
cuttlefishCuller [CC] replied to memo at 8:42 PM
CC: Pretty muc)(, KK! )(e)(e
terminallyCapricious [TC] replied to memo at 8:42 PM
TC: ToTaLlY, dUdE. hOnk :O)
grimAuxillatrix [GA] replied to memo at 8:42 PM
GA: Im Surprised It Took You This Long To Deduce This KK
arsenicCatnip [AC] replied to memo at 8:43 PM
AC: :33 *ac nods her head. she has been giggling at the memo since it opened*
adiosToreador [AT] replied to memo at 8:43 PM
AT: wELL, iF EVERYONE ELSE IS ADMITTING IT, i GUESS i SHOULD TOO,
CG: I. I. I.
AC: :33 lol, i think we broke KK.
CC: )(e)(e, I think you're right, Nat. 38D
TC: DuDe. FeF. yOuR SmIlY tHiNgIe. DuDe. It'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg aMaZiNg.
A: It Is Rather Unique
CC: 38) O)(, you guys are so sweet. T)(anks!
AG: I'm dying. Oh my gooooooood, I'm dying. You guys are great.
CG: I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU ALL. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.
GA: You Are The One Who Made It A Public Memo
CG: WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS. OH MY GOD.
CG: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.
CA: …is he fuckin always like this or is this neww
AC: :33 *ac giggles* oh no, he's always like this, erin.
CG: VGYH HUYJJHUNYNHYY Y7UH6H
GA: Stop Slamming Your Face On The Keyboard
GA: Youll Leave Marks
CG: JUST. UGH. FORGET IT. I GIVE UP.
CG: EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, OKAY?
CG: ARIA, ELLIOT, VERONICA: WE'RE GETTING OUT OWN TABLE AT LUNCH TOMORROW, AND FIGURING THE REST OF THE STUFF OUT THEN.
AA: alright kk
AA: i sh0uld be g0ing anyway
CT: D - Sounds good, KK. I look forward to our meeting tomorrow
AG: God KK. Take some Xanax or something.
CG closed the memo at 8:04 PM.