Oh my god…so lisa (digidestend angel) and I probably cant update tomorrow cause our other sister, who's been divorced 3 times already, is getting married again…in a trailer park…oh man. making me wear an expensive suit and tie when i'm going to be walking in dirt? Lisas the maid of honor. Now she's freaking out. Because she wants to wear a dress and she has to go shopping in the morning. God forbid lisa go one day without a dress on. And then lisa goes to work from 4pm to 8am the next day so I cant update without her password. Sorry guys. Monday, promise.
This chapter is dedicated to CatHeartsU for her funny answer. I told my sister, lisa, that and she was all "What THE HELL do you mean they don't have churros in Paris? OH HELL NO! NEVER GOING THERE, DAMMIT!" …she loves churros.
Crazy Ride
Chapter 7
Standing at her locker, getting her books, Cat was humming to herself "Make It Shine" when some tough girls come up. "Valentine." They said, shutting Cat's locker in front of her.
Cat forced a smile. "Hi, guys! I wasn't done with my locker yet…"
"Now you are." One girl said with a snickering laugh. "Heard you're having a baby boy."
"Yes, I am." Cat said cheerfully. "I'm very excited."
"You know I hate seeing people happy." The girl said, cracking her knuckles.
Cat began to panic. "Uh…"
"Back away from my girlfriend or else you'll be eating through a straw for the rest of your lives." Andre's voice said with venom from behind the small group.
The tough bullies scattered, and Cat sighed with relief. "Thank you, Andre, for coming when you did."
Andre gave her a quick hug and then Cat opened her locker back up. "I'm glad they didn't do anything to you. How did you sleep?"
Cat suddenly looked irritated. "Horribly!" Here went the mood swings…Andre was beginning to wonder if he'd ever see the day again when Cat would be her airy, bubbly self 24/7 again? "I'm always used to sleeping on my stomach, or on my side, but now I can't! Ugh! And I have to pee every hour, so that cuts back sleep!" She started crying with full on tears and Andre had wide eyes. "I just want sleep!"
"Harris!" Andre flinched as he looked over his shoulder and saw an angry Jade coming towards him. "What'd you do to her?"
"It wasn't me!" Andre shouted. "It's her mood swings- oh, oops." He mumbled, turning to Cat's shocked face. "Cat, I didn't-"
"You think I'm moody?" Cat screeched with hurt filling her voice.
"Good going, Andre." Jade sneered.
Andre tried to calm the situation. "Whoa, um, no, sweetheart. You're just…unbalanced with your emotions right now. It's understandable." He grinned, thinking he fixed everything.
Nope. Never tell a pregnant woman she's moody or unbalanced.
Cat had fire in her eyes. "You inconsiderate jerk!" And she stomped off to her first class.
Andre slammed his forehead against the nearest locker. "Why?" He groaned.
Jade patted his back. "It happens." And she walked after Cat.
Everyone was situated in Sikowitz's classroom, Andre had cautiously sat next to his girlfriend, who was talking to Tori, and then she kissed Andre's cheek. These mood swings were going to kill him before the baby was here! Finally the bell rung and Sikowitz stormed in, happy as a ladybug. "HELLO, CLASS!" He shouted, making everyone flinch.
"Too early for yelling, Sikowitz." Beck said, everyone nodding in agreement.
"Why are you so excited today?" Tori asked, a bit aggravated.
No one was happy this morning.
"We have a surprise for our sweet little red-velvet cupcake colored haired mommy-to-be!" Sikowitz smiled to Cat.
"Ooh, that's me, right?" Cat said, suddenly cheerful.
"Yes, it is." Andre told her, holding her hand.
"Lane, bring it in!" Sikowitz yelled as he opened the door again. Everyone waited in anxiety. Lane came in, smiling, dragging in a cart with a large cake on it, saying "Congratulations on the Baby Boy, Cat!" and Sikowitz brought out a box of chocolates and flowers from the hallway as well. "Congratulations, Cat!" The two adults said together.
Cat jumped to her feet and squealed with joy. Andre helped her keep her balanced when she almost fell over. Again, she was not used to the extra weight yet. "This is for me?" She asked in excitement as everyone began gathering around.
"No, Cat, this is for another pregnant red-velvet haired girl named Cat that's having a baby boy." Jade said in a smart-ass tone.
Cat pouted. "Aw…"
Robbie glared at Jade. "Cat, don't listen to her, it's for you."
Cat smiled again. "Ooh, yay!"
"You know, I'm the father here." Andre glared at Sikowitz and Lane. "Why can't my name be on it too?"
"Because you're not the one carrying around the extra weight, with swollen ankles and a sore back, unable to sleep at night." Lane said in an obvious tone.
Andre gave a nod. "This is true." He hugged Cat from behind as she put her finger in the frosting. "That's my strong girl right here."
So everyone started eating some cake and enjoying the first class of the morning. After a few minutes, Lane left, taking the cake with him, and every sat back down. "Alright, class dismissed!" Sikowitz yelled, but nobody moved. "What?"
"Uh, there's still class time left." Robbie said slowly. "We still have 42 minutes."
Sikowitz made an 'o' with his lips. "Well, actually I need to speak with Tori, Andre, Cat, Beck, Jade, and Robbie alone. Everyone else, leave." And everyone in the class, except the ones he named off, left in a hurry. "Those people are so boring." He mumbled after the shutting the door.
The gang nodded. "Seriously…they don't do anything." Tori added. "They never talk."
"So why did you make them leave?" Andre asked.
"Better question: why did WE have to stay?" Jade grumbled.
Sikowitz slapped his hands together. "Okay, you know how I've been seeing this woman named Selena, right?"
"Nope." –Tori.
"I have not." –Rex.
"Who's that?" –Robbie.
"Haven't heard." –Beck.
"I did not know that." –Andre.
"I don't care." –Jade
Sikowitz narrowed his eyes at the last comment. "Jade, you're such a sour puss." He shrugged it off. "Anyways, she's in charge of this year's Parade-Parade. It's an event to raise the awareness of Parades."
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Jade said.
"So I told Selena that some of my most prized students would build a float and perform in the parade." Sikowitz grinned. "Anybody interested?"
"No." Everyone said at once.
Sikowitz gasped. "What? Not even for Daddy-Sikowitz?"
"Sorry, Sikowitz, but that might be too much for Cat and I want her to stay off her feet as much as she can." Andre said firmly.
"Hey, genius." Jade called out, and Andre turned to her. "Where's Cat?"
Andre had wide eyes as he looked to the empty spot next to him. "Whoa! Where'd-"
The classroom door suddenly opened and Cat came in, smiling. "Hi, what'd I miss?"
"Where'd you- how did- when?" Andre asked, unable to say a complete sentence.
"When Sikowitz let everyone go, I went to the bathroom." Cat said innocently, sitting back down to her boyfriend. "I had to pee."
"Again?" Robbie said in awe.
"For a pregnant chick, you're real sneaky." Jade commented.
"What's THAT supposed to mean?" Cat screeched.
"It means you're smarter than the average pregnant 17 years old." Beck said with a nervous smile.
Cat smiled. "Ooh, yay!" She turned back to her teacher. "So what's going on?"
"I was explaining about how my girlfriend wanted every one of you to perform in the parade-parade, which is awareness of parades." Sikowitz said with a smirk. "And your friends here said that they knew you'd LOVE to do it, so they volunteered their time to make a float and you get to be on National TV, Cat, and they may be a little angry because they wanted to keep it a surprise."
Besides Cat, everyone in the room had fire in their eyes as they glared daggers towards their teacher, who would've been dead if they were shooting out lasers.
Cat clapped her hands with excitement. "Ooh, really? Oh, how nice of you guys! I'm so happy! You guys are so sweet to support the cause!" She wrapped her arms around Andre's neck and hugged him.
Andre wrapped his arms around her with an aggravated sigh. "Yeah…we're flippin' saints."
"Well, if we're going to do this, let's quickly decide on a stupid float so we can get that over with." Beck said, and everyone agreed. "Who's going to pick?"
"I say Cat, since she wants to do this the most out of everyone." Robbie said.
"Yeah, my pregnant model, what's it going to be?" Rex used his "smooth" voice, making Andre growl at him. "Don't hate the player, Andre, hate the game."
"Anyways, what's the float going to be, Cat?" Sikowitz interrupted Andre and Rex's glaring contest.
Cat suddenly was in deep thought and then giggled.
"I hate it when she makes that face and that giggle…that means the next thing that comes out of her mouth I'm going to despise it." Jade groaned. "Go ahead, Cat. Ruin my day."
Cat jumped to her feet, making Andre jerk since she was in his arms a moment ago, and began drawing something on the board. By the time she was done, everyone was staring at the board.
"A float in the shape of a cupcake?" Sikowitz asked in disbelief.
Cat continued to giggle as she nodded.
Sikowitz snapped himself out of his daze and shrugged. "Alright." And he left the room.
"Do you guys like it?" Cat asked her friends.
Andre stood up and walked up to her. "If it makes you happy, Cat, we love it."
Cat smiled. "Good, because I love it!"
Jade groaned. "Damn, I was hoping you'd hate it."
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Next "Dumb Question":
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
Preview for chapter 8
The guys from outside were shaking the cupcake. Cat fell to her knees, but before she could fully crash land to the ground, her hands caught her weight in front of her.
Andre's heart almost stopped. "Oh my god, Cat!" He yelled, forgetting the situation they were currently in. He kneeled down to her and helped her to her knees. "Guys, we have to do something!"