Nero: What did I tell you? I said I was going to update before the week is over!! Now please review!! My brain needs food!!
Allen stared dumbly at Kanda, much like a deer caught in the headlights of a sleek sports car. Of course, too distracted by Kanda's delicious body, Allen didn't realize he was in the way of a very jetlagged, irritated, and impatient Kanda who didn't appreciate being drooled over by white haired teenage boys.
"Are you gonna move or do I have to push your ass out of the way!?" Kanda barked in very impressive english.
"Huh? Oh!! Oh, I'm so sorry!!" Allen moved out of the way, flustered and embarrassed by how he acted. "Sorry, I didn't mean to leave you standing in the hallway. I'm Allen, by the way. Allen Walker. Um, would you like something to drink?"
"Hmph. Green tea and if you don't have that, water with lots of ice."
"Right away!!" Allen said as he shuffled into the kitchen, remembering what Lavi said about offering English Hospitality. By Kanda's tone, Allen could tell Kanda was tired and a bit peeved. Probably because he let him stand in the doorway for who knows how long like an idiot.
'Great,' Allen thought. 'I bet he thinks I'm an idiot.'
"Hey, idiot!! I'm hungry!!" Kanda complained.
Kanda's behavior was getting on Allen's nerves, guest or not, you do not call your host an idiot. But being the good little boy, Allen let it slide. For now.
"I'll bring something out!! Please wait a moment!!"
"Well hurry!! You should have already had something ready before I got here!!"
Allen grumbled profanities as he heated the water in the microwave and searched the cabinets till he found the green tea Lavi liked to keep in the house. He didn't know much about this type of tea. He himself was more of a herbal tea man. Mint and Lemon being his personal favorites. The microwave beeped, telling Allen the water was finished. He carefully took the ceramic teapot out of the machine and put two teabags into it to let them seep for about four minutes.
"Mr. Kanda, do you have a preferred snack? I have cake in the-."
"I hate sweets!! Bring me something savory!!"
'Savory? Savory!? What am I, a butler!?' Allen's inner voice ranted, but he held fast to his composure. This was Lavi's good friend and if anything, it was Allen's duty to make him comfortable as a small favor to Lavi. But really, what snack was at his disposal that was savory!? Allen searched the fridge, hoping Lavi's strange tastes in food would lend him a hand. Success, a cheese log from a party they had the day before yesterday!! And he was sure he had some nice crackers to go with it. Allen took the cheese and crackers, the teapot, and two teacups and put them on the serving platter.
"I hope this is to your liking, Mr. Kanda," he said, entering the living room.
Kanda was sitting on the love seat, flipping through the four hundred high definition channels our television had to offer. Allen set the beverages and snacks on the coffee table and sat back on the couch. He watched Kanda with interest, but kept it on the down low, not wanting to cause trouble for Kanda.
"Aren't you gonna pour me tea?" he asked coolly.
"Pardon me? I don't quite understand."
"Are you stupid?" Kanda asked, looking at Allen this time. "I said, pour my tea!!"
Allen was taken by surprise when Kanda ordered him to pour his tea. What in the world is wrong with this man?
"Mr. Kanda, you can certainly pour your own tea!!"
"Yes, but that's why I have you, isn't it? Now if you could hurry. I'm thirsty," Kanda said nonchalant about Allen's rise in temper.
"Mr. Kanda, you may be a guest in this house, but show some respect!! You have no right to treat me like a dog and I haven't done anything to deserve this treatment!!"
Kanda glared at Allen with cold eyes, so cold as to make electricity run up Allen's spine. Kanda noticed his shudder and smirked.
"Well, I guess you're just too stupid to pour properly anyways. Probably splash it all over me," he stated like a stuck up brat and reached for the teapot.
Allen snatched up the pot before Kanda could touch it.
"If you're going to act that way, then you can make your own tea!!" he shouted in frustration and took the tea and a cup to his room.
Allen set them on his desk and collapsed on his welcomed bed.
"Stupid tea!! Stupid Lavi!! And most of all, stupid Yuu Kanda!!" he shouted into a pillow till he fell asleep.
-while Allen is asleep-
"Allen!! I'm home!! Oh, Yuu-chan, welcome!!"
"Che, baka usagi. You should have waited for me. Then I wouldn't have to harass your little friend."
Kanda got up from the love seat and pulled Lavi into a hot kiss.
"Mmm, Yuu-chan, I didn't know you missed me that much!!" Lavi giggled.
"Why wouldn't I miss such a naughty bunny?" Kanda growled sensually into Lavi's ear, making the latter shiver with excitement.
"Why don't we move this to the bedroom, huh?" Lavi smiled deviously.
He didn't have to wait for an answer before Kanda swept him up in his arms and marched to their room. Losing their clothes on the way. Not known to the two lovers, Allen was waking up.
-while Kanda and Lavi are...busy-
"Oh god!! Yuu, harder!! Drive it in harder!!"
"That's right, Usagi!! Who's your daddy!? Come on, tell me who's your daddy!!"
"Yuu is!! Yuu is my daddy!!"
"That's right, you whore!! Take it!! Love what you get!!"
"Yes!! YES!! Yuu, I'm...its gonna...."
"Hahaha, I'm not finished with you yet!!"
"Aaaaaahhh!!"
Lavi and Kanda fucked the night away, with poor little Allen hearing every moan, groan, growl, shout, scream, and all the in betweens. Over and over, the walls echoed their bliss. Allen could now tell when they were about to climax, just from their voices and the rhythmic banging of the headboard against the wall.
"Oh god, it their seventh time," Allen trembled in terror as more adult noises filled his ears the rest of the night.
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