Naomi: Alright, time for them to finally become a couple, god damn it!! The stage is set!! Ready, steady GOOOOOO!!!

P.s. Yeah, super short ending. Don't hate, I wrote this during the holidays!!

"Sasuke!!" I called after him. "Sorry Gaara, but I gotta go after him."

I didn't wait for Gaara to answer and just bolted out of the cafe'. He would understand and he had his cell and he was with Weasel. But that stupid duck-headed moron was all alone. I can't let him be alone in a mall the week before Christmas. He was just begging to be kidnapped.

I ran as fast as I could, but man, was that sucker fast. He ran and ran, faster and faster. He reached the east exit and bolted out.

"Idiot, wait up!!"

People watched me chase him like a stalker and I was positive this was going to be the number one topic at school, but I didn't care. As we neared the suburbs, I could see he was about to collapse. I took the opening and tackled Sasuke into the snow cover ground.

"Get off me!! I'll scream if you don't!!"

"Shut the hell up, you idiot!! Why did you run like that, huh!?"

My entire body was on top of his like a stack of pancakes. I could feel him squirm under my weight, but I didn't want him to get away.

"I'll repeat my question, why did you run?" I asked more calmly.

"I don't have to tell you anything!!" he sobbed.

"God, you're being such a pussy!!"

"At least I don't string people along and get a kick out of it!!" he screamed. "I hate you!! I wish you would just leave me alone!!"

"Stop screaming in my ear, I'm going deaf!!"

Sasuke just kept on screaming profanities at me. I could have sworn I heard a window shattering in the distance. I need to shut him up. I got up so I could face him eye to eye and slowly lowered my face to his... And smacked him with a handful of snow.

"What the hell was that for!?"

"To shut you up, you banshee!! I swear, the angels in heaven are crying tears of blood because of the sounds that come out of you mouth," I laugh.

He didn't scream anymore, or squirm or threaten otherwise. He just lay there crying like a baby.

"You really are a pussy," I chuckle gently and swipe away a tear with a thumb.

"Who is he to you?"

"Pardon me? Who is what to me?"

"Gaara, is he....special to you?"

"Of course he is. Being an only child, Gaara is like the brother I never had, but always wanted."

"Not that kind of special, dummy!! Are you two-?" he mumbled the last part.

"Huh? Sasuke, I'd love to answer your question, but I can hear you. If you don't spea-."

"Are you two going out, you dense asshole!!" he shouted.

I was taken aback by both the question and the sudden ringing in my ears. Was I dating Gaara? Now why would a perfectly heterosexual(despite his dance skills, he never said he was gay) man ask that, I wonder.

"Sasuke, Gaara and I are just friends. Brothers maybe, but that's it."

He looked hard into my eyes searching the glint of dishonesty he expected to find, but I was really sincere.

"You're not lying, are you?"

"Why would I lie?" I smiled at him.

In a totally unseen flash of movement Sasuke was kissing me. Not the pussy footed, mushy-gushy, lovey-dovey crap you read about in Teen Scene Magazine, but a full on hot, passionate, sexy kiss that your parents always told you not to look at when you were younger, but you look anyway using the mirror behind the couch(I don't know how they miss that) and then later asked at the end of the movie if that was how babies are made.

At the end of the kiss we were hot(as in body temperature), sweaty, and left wanting more. Now I noticed the boy under me more than I ever have. His sparkly eyes, pear scented skin, duck butt hair and all.

"You are the hardest idiot to seduce ever."

"Heh, yeah. But be warned, when I love someone it takes a lot to make me let go."

Yeah, I told you this would be about real romance. Without all the smutiness, although it would have been nice, but hey. I can wait. Especially if its him I'm waiting for.

Naomi: Aw, the end. But I'm sure you guys can fill in the blanks. Happy ending and the rating stays the same!! YAYZ!!